UOFI_316
Footballguy
Stuff a baby inside the turkey, and then have your FIL cut it open.Any shtick ideas on how to tell our parents about our pregnancy? Right now, the idea is to start up a round of "what's everyone thankful for?" that will end with us handing a printout of the ultrasound to each parent at the table. Will be effective, but fairly lame.
And not just for its proximity to Chicago.
On another note, there's probably a ton of big oil companies needing someone with your talents. Would fit as far as good to great cost of living vs salary levels, perfect for travel, easier to get to Nicaragua, good food scene, great 9 months out of the year, but otherwise pretty warm.

My point is it is LESS money to see college football than it is to see NFL. Hell, it is LESS money to see college football than it is the NBA and as much as I enjoy going to Blazer Games, I'd rather watch college football any day of the week.