UOFI_316
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Stuff a baby inside the turkey, and then have your FIL cut it open.
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money.never.sleeps
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Doesnt Portland have one of the highest suicide rates in the nation? I think another difference between Portland and Austin is... Austin actually has a lot more to do in terms of night life.Over looked the Seattle part.. only been to the airport but Ive read it has the most college graduates and is a nice city.. just rains a lot. Believe it also has a high suicide rate.
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St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
and have Romo dress up like a dingo.
cosjobs
Footballguy
anyone need a mattress? I posted this in the best mattress thread, but its so good I'll repeat it here.
My link
This is about the highest rated mattress and seller on AMazon. Use code BEDSALES to get 40 percent off. Free shipping, no tax.
I got a 10" king and 8" queen for about 600 delivered. I've bought about wight mattresses over the last six months and this is far and away the best deal I've gotten.
My link
This is about the highest rated mattress and seller on AMazon. Use code BEDSALES to get 40 percent off. Free shipping, no tax.
I got a 10" king and 8" queen for about 600 delivered. I've bought about wight mattresses over the last six months and this is far and away the best deal I've gotten.
-fish-
Footballguy
that's seattle.
Notorious T.R.E.
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Fairly?
Notorious T.R.E.
Showdown!™ Administrator
Rules. Use one of those little plastic babies.
-fish-
Footballguy
krista4
Footballguy
I feel for you. I had a friend with four boys, all of whom played hockey, and he kvetched constantly about the expense (as well as the early mornings). Hockey is so awesome it's worth it, though.
Yeah, that's probably a better place to live. Better weather, closer to the ocean, better beers, tremendous wine country, low crime, lots of access to ski slopes, waterfalls and river rafting. JUST KIDDING!MILWAUKEE!!!!PORTLAND!!!!
Luring K4 here would be like Reggie White coming to Green Bay. She would help change the perception and show the world the awesomeness that is Milwaukee as a destination for GMTAN free agents
Ok even I can't say that with a straight face
I like Milwaukee. 
And not just for its proximity to Chicago.Portland would certainly be my preference, but the job in Milwaukee looks to be a better one. We'll see.
The best job that has come to me as a possibility so far is in Goshen, Indiana, which was described as being "just south of Elkhart". Like that helps.
money.never.sleeps
Footballguy
Bogart
Footballguy
Get one of those "I Love My Grandma/Grandpa/Granparents" picture frames with spots for two pictures. Copy of ultrasound on one side, write "Cant wait to see you, XX/XX/2013" on the other. Wrap as early Christmas present. Watch surprise and tears of joy.
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
Actually, I need to but Cal a new mattress, thanks! Do you think I need to buy a new box spring too? The one he has now is freaking noisy. I know because his room is right above ours.ETA
Never mind. Went ahead and ordered this too.
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St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
I think she wants something that isn't lame.
Captain Quinoa
Footballguy
He has practice tomorrow morning at 6:30. That's tomorrow as in Thanksgiving.
Captain Quinoa
Footballguy
who's he railing up there?
Captain Quinoa
Footballguy
South Bend-ish. North central part of the stateThe best job that has come to me as a possibility so far is in Goshen, Indiana, which was described as being "just south of Elkhart". Like that helps.
charvik
Footballguy
On another note, there's probably a ton of big oil companies needing someone with your talents. Would fit as far as good to great cost of living vs salary levels, perfect for travel, easier to get to Nicaragua, good food scene, great 9 months out of the year, but otherwise pretty warm.
Frostillicus
Footballguy
Gifts of baby clothes that say things like "I love my grandpa". That's what we did and they dug it.
charvik
Footballguy
He has practice tomorrow morning at 6:30. That's tomorrow as in Thanksgiving.
:jealous:
Frostillicus
Footballguy
Or this
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
Frostillicus
Footballguy
Oh, okay.
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
Good Posting Judge
Footballguy
Samuel L Bronkowitz
Footballguy
Show them the video of how it happened
heckmanm
Footballguy
My wife lived in/around that area for several years. We now live a couple hours from there.They also have a pizza place I'm itching to try. Esquire named it the 15th-most "life-changing" pizza in America. In BFE, Indiana.South Bend-ish. North central part of the stateThe best job that has come to me as a possibility so far is in Goshen, Indiana, which was described as being "just south of Elkhart". Like that helps.
-fish-
Footballguy
San Diego.
Bob Sacamano
Footballguy
"So, I finally figured out a way to quit ####ing your son all the time."
Bob Sacamano
Footballguy
HEY! If you didn't horde all the good stuff on your side of the river, we wouldn't have to come kill you for it.Yeah I hear you. St. Louis has a lot of great things going for it. Problem is there is a certain segment that likes to get killy. Thanks East St. Louis (Illinois)!!!!Yeah, that's probably a better place to live. Better weather, closer to the ocean, better beers, tremendous wine country, low crime, lots of access to ski slopes, waterfalls and river rafting. JUST KIDDING!MILWAUKEE!!!!PORTLAND!!!!
Ok even I can't say that with a straight face
Bob Sacamano
Footballguy
krista, the key to making it from now until your payday in March is to quit giving a damn. About everything.
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Bob Sacamano
Footballguy
Looking forward to carving the turkey... and maybe a few of SLB's neighbors.
Happy Thanksgiving all.
Happy Thanksgiving all.
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
Fair point.HEY! If you didn't horde all the good stuff on your side of the river, we wouldn't have to come kill you for it.Yeah I hear you. St. Louis has a lot of great things going for it. Problem is there is a certain segment that likes to get killy. Thanks East St. Louis (Illinois)!!!!Yeah, that's probably a better place to live. Better weather, closer to the ocean, better beers, tremendous wine country, low crime, lots of access to ski slopes, waterfalls and river rafting. JUST KIDDING!MILWAUKEE!!!!PORTLAND!!!!
Ok even I can't say that with a straight face
Captain Quinoa
Footballguy
Cleveland - you can drive my kid to as many of the early morning hockey practices as your heart desires.
Captain Quinoa
Footballguy
and we have a shiny new casino
cosjobs
Footballguy
I think you may want to lay a piece of plywood on top of that. Over time memory foam starts to ooze thru slats.
Notorious T.R.E.
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In for hammered.Checking in to say hello to all the JIMTANNERS and wish everyone a safe and sane Turkey Day. Gonna brine some turkeys and get hammered.
I drive up sometimes just to tailgate and watch the game outside the stadium. It's a blast :beer:Very hard to get and very expensive now because if you buy them, they force you to pay a 'donation'. I bought these in 2000. I'm grandfathered in, meaning I never have to pay the donation, which can be steep. I sell about half my tickets every year. There is NEVER a problem finding a buyer. It's a hot ticket and I can make up a lot of the cost I spend on the season tickets. College football is fun.well, I'm sure you get a great deal with season tickets and obviously as a season ticket holder, you've grown to love the Ducks.I'm not planning to buy season tickets for any team anytime soon. Can anyone get those? With such a small stadium and such a good team, I imagine they'd be hard to come by.I didn't go to Oregon.My point is it is LESS money to see college football than it is to see NFL. Hell, it is LESS money to see college football than it is the NBA and as much as I enjoy going to Blazer Games, I'd rather watch college football any day of the week.
Notorious T.R.E.
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I think everyone is visiting some dude named Albert.
yeah i know...but I thought a few had mentioned it in here. SLBD's thread reminded me of it.
Notorious T.R.E.
Showdown!™ Administrator
Bought some Wild Turkey Rare Breed for tomorrow. 9 lbs of food and that should put me in a nice coma.
cosjobs
Footballguy
K4 might buy it as a hedge in case Pit or Chi make the SB
Tremendous Upside
Footballguy
Notorious T.R.E.
Showdown!™ Administrator
Man, still haven't had any since that weekend. I'm scared I'll just drink it all at once.Craving some Pappy
Guster
Footballguy
I've been to Elkhart and passed by the RV hall of fame, but was there for work and didn't have time to stop inOh and if you go for the Portland job, can you find a job there for me too? TIAI feel for you. I had a friend with four boys, all of whom played hockey, and he kvetched constantly about the expense (as well as the early mornings). Hockey is so awesome it's worth it, though.Yeah, that's probably a better place to live. Better weather, closer to the ocean, better beers, tremendous wine country, low crime, lots of access to ski slopes, waterfalls and river rafting. JUST KIDDING!MILWAUKEE!!!!PORTLAND!!!!
Ok even I can't say that with a straight face
Portland would certainly be my preference, but the job in Milwaukee looks to be a better one. We'll see.
The best job that has come to me as a possibility so far is in Goshen, Indiana, which was described as being "just south of Elkhart". Like that helps.
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Tremendous Upside
Footballguy
Been looking online at some bottles, but also afraid that if I splurged I'd just run through the bottleSo GOOOOOOOODMan, still haven't had any since that weekend. I'm scared I'll just drink it all at once.
Notorious T.R.E.
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We need to get our hands on that March bonus Krista is going to miss out on. How do you look in a pencil skirt?Been looking online at some bottles, but also afraid that if I splurged I'd just run through the bottleSo GOOOOOOOODMan, still haven't had any since that weekend. I'm scared I'll just drink it all at once.
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