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E-mail I just got from Julio asking if we're set for tomorrow:

Yeah man. I will ser you tomorrow too. And thanks. Tomorrow at this time u will be here. Drinking something delicus.

With all my respect

Julio

I love him
Then he got my out-of-office reply:Perfect sr.

Julio
You really are going to love him even more than you think. Can't wait.
Just to be clear, I'm not doing a pat-Corky-on-the-head thing here or trying to make fun of Julio. Betcha his English ends up better than mine, though that's a low bar. I just love the enthusiasm and willingness to do something different - unlike my stick in the mud ###.
You really are going to love him even more than you think. Can't wait.
I already feel like we're friends and, I swear, his American slang has gotten better since we contacted each other several weeks ago. That guy is going to go far if he keeps his head about him.
Work on his English with him. He is much better already than when I first met him. He is always open to learning new things and to gentle (non-constant) corrections. He is doing tours sometimes and the better his English is, the more successful he can be as a guide. And his spoken English really is much better than his written English.
 
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No offense, GB, but it's a bit silly to post something so factually incorrect based on an anecdotal experience from more than 20 years ago. I'm sure no one would have any reason to know this outside of Memphis (I didn't until I moved), but there is a huge revitalization downtown that began in the mid-to-late 90s. 38103 is literally the safest zip code in the city.

You do seem more crime-focused than most people I know. I read your story above about the car-jacking, so I guess that's why. I've had my fair share of crime go on around me when I lived in NY and Chicago (oddly enough, zero such experiences in Memphis), but I guess until you experience something like that personally you just don't have those same fears. :shrug:

As to Nica women, they tend to be fleshy.
Did I at least nail the Germantown part right? No offense taken, but really, it's only been the last three days that I've mentioned violent crime vis a vis American cities. It's not like I'm whitewashing the FFA with fanatical posts. I made one post in a thread this week about cities to live in and a few posts in here. I don't think I'm going chicken little in here by any stretch. Look, I like Memphis. I like New Orleans. Hell, I even like Detroit. I attended college with an iron fence around the entire perimeter because it was smack dab in the middle of some very bad parts of Mississippi. I didn't crawl into my dorm room and cower in fear. But when it comes time to discussing pros/cons of where to live in life, I suppose I'm just silly for considering things like crime rates. :shrug: And when it comes to downtown areas, Portland's is safer than other cities I've lived in/been to. I like that.
Yes, I do think it's silly to consider crime rates for cities as a whole, unless you are just a naturally very scared person, given that in many cases almost all of the crime is isolated to relatively few parts of a city and can be fairly easily avoided. In other cases--and perhaps New Orleans is one of them, as I really don't know--it can be rampant throughout. Your reference to "downtown" Memphis was flatly inaccurate and based on feeling the heebie-jeebies once 21 years ago. :shrug: As for Germantown, it depends. Some areas are safe; some are less so. The area where my office is has a LOT of break-ins and property crimes, but generally not a ton of violent crime.
Well far be it from anybody in here to post anything 'silly'. I'll remember that the next time you complain about box seats for a sporting event. I agree that violent crime can be avoided and realize it is often times isolated to a few areas (though I'd suggest you comb the entire downtown Detroit area and report back) but it is a nice comfort for me to have a downtown area where violent crime is suppressed. It wasn't like that growing up in Dallas where the downtown area was dangerous at night. It also wasn't like that in Jackson, MS. I don't think I'm the first person to insinuate that Memphis can be a dangerous city, but if it's not, it won't be the first time I'm wrong about something either. :shrug:

 
No offense, GB, but it's a bit silly to post something so factually incorrect based on an anecdotal experience from more than 20 years ago. I'm sure no one would have any reason to know this outside of Memphis (I didn't until I moved), but there is a huge revitalization downtown that began in the mid-to-late 90s. 38103 is literally the safest zip code in the city.

You do seem more crime-focused than most people I know. I read your story above about the car-jacking, so I guess that's why. I've had my fair share of crime go on around me when I lived in NY and Chicago (oddly enough, zero such experiences in Memphis), but I guess until you experience something like that personally you just don't have those same fears. :shrug:

As to Nica women, they tend to be fleshy.
Did I at least nail the Germantown part right? No offense taken, but really, it's only been the last three days that I've mentioned violent crime vis a vis American cities. It's not like I'm whitewashing the FFA with fanatical posts. I made one post in a thread this week about cities to live in and a few posts in here. I don't think I'm going chicken little in here by any stretch. Look, I like Memphis. I like New Orleans. Hell, I even like Detroit. I attended college with an iron fence around the entire perimeter because it was smack dab in the middle of some very bad parts of Mississippi. I didn't crawl into my dorm room and cower in fear. But when it comes time to discussing pros/cons of where to live in life, I suppose I'm just silly for considering things like crime rates. :shrug: And when it comes to downtown areas, Portland's is safer than other cities I've lived in/been to. I like that.
Yes, I do think it's silly to consider crime rates for cities as a whole, unless you are just a naturally very scared person, given that in many cases almost all of the crime is isolated to relatively few parts of a city and can be fairly easily avoided. In other cases--and perhaps New Orleans is one of them, as I really don't know--it can be rampant throughout. Your reference to "downtown" Memphis was flatly inaccurate and based on feeling the heebie-jeebies once 21 years ago. :shrug: As for Germantown, it depends. Some areas are safe; some are less so. The area where my office is has a LOT of break-ins and property crimes, but generally not a ton of violent crime.
Well far be it from anybody in here to post anything 'silly'. I'll remember that the next time you complain about box seats for a sporting event. I agree that violent crime can be avoided and realize it is often times isolated to a few areas (though I'd suggest you comb the entire downtown Detroit area and report back) but it is a nice comfort for me to have a downtown area where violent crime is suppressed. It wasn't like that growing up in Dallas where the downtown area was dangerous at night. It also wasn't like that in Jackson, MS. I don't think I'm the first person to insinuate that Memphis can be a dangerous city, but if it's not, it won't be the first time I'm wrong about something either. :shrug:
You seem to be taking it very personally. You had the same reaction to Aaron's earlier comment.You'll recall that this started because you made an inaccurate statement about the dangerousness of downtown Memphis. Not Memphis as a whole, but downtown Memphis. I corrected something that was factually inaccurate and then got the snippy "I guess it's silly to care about crime" statement. What I said at the time was that you shouldn't base your statements on an anecdotal reference from 20 years ago. I'm going to stick right by that.

As for your parenthetical above, I'd already made that point and related it to your statements about New Orleans.

Really, you seem a bit scared-y compared to the way I view things, but I don't mean that as an insult to you. We all have our risk tolerance, and clearly on this front ours are different. You might very well be the smarter one to have yours set where it is. I only sought to correct your factually inaccurate statements about downtown Memphis (and as you know, I am far from a cheerleader about Memphis as a whole), which led to your apparent panty-wad-ed-ness. I agree it's nice to have a downtown where violent crime is suppressed, which is true of Memphis.

 
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Just about set for my Kristagua trip. Got a few things to button up here at the house, then heading to a friend's house that is only about 10 minutes from Dulles. Grab a few winks there if I can, then he's taking me to the airport at 2:30 tomorrow a.m. Flight is at 5:40 ET and I'm supposed to arrive at Managua at 12:30 CT, where I meet the legendary Julio. 30-40 minute ride to Granada, hit the store for supplies on the way, have Julio show me around a bit, and then to Casa Paloma. If that place is anywhere near as nice as the pics, it will be amazing (gonna take pix of the house, but will wait for K4's permission before posting them). It's got a central courtyard with a friggin pool in the middle and is open-air into the kitchen and living area. Granada is supposed to have a lot of US ex-pats, which could be fun. I also got a couple of translation apps for my phone (one text, one voice) to help me get around.Ok, my checklist so far (feel free to add; shtick is welcome):Get out on Lake Nicaragua (Granada borders it), whether to fish, sight-see, or both. It's the 20th largest lake in the world and has a volcanic island in it. Plus, SHARKS and Swordfish!I've been in construction most of my life and have always been interested in architecture. Granada is, I think, the oldest city in the Americas and some of the photos of the buildings look incredible.Eat like a damned pig. I LOVE trying local cuisines wherever I go and there seem to be some well-reviewed places within walking distance.Meet people. I tend towards loner-y sometimes and have to kick myself in the ### to get out amongst folks. Once I get started, I'm fine so I've promised myself to talk to anyone who will talk back.
I vividly recall Krista's first trip to Nicaragua (or the first that I remember) and she told a tremendous story about going to a baseball game, with rampant gambling and incredible food/beer. I would probably find a baseball game or 10 if/when I go.
DENNIS MARTINEZ STADIUM!!!La Liga Nicaragüense de Beisbol Profesional apparently runs through January.
 
I have never been on Reddit. Am I missing anything? I hear there are boobies on there, but I have other sites I go to for that.
there's a lot of stuff on there. Try reddit.com/r/funny and reddit.com/r/pics for starters. Any NSFW links will have a warning.
Because this site doesn't take up enough of my work day already?? :unsure: TigerFan> NOLA music question: I am a huge Cowboy Mouth fan and have been for years, but how do native NOLA people feel about them?
Meh. I've seen them so many times now. I would never buy any music or voluntarily pay to see them..but if they're playing at a festival or something that I happen to be at, it's always an entertaining show. I would imagine most feel like me :shrug:
Kind of what I figured. Love them live, will probably see the latest version in Feb at HOB. Once a year, it's a good show, all the time would probably get old.
 
Our other thought was Portland. :) New Orleans with better weather and better proximity, though.
if you like it to be hot as balls with 99% humidity, I guess the weather is better in NO
I do. And I hate dreariness.
Should I slip into outrage mode because you implied my city was dreary? Have you been to Portland in the last 21 years? The city has gone to great lengths to improve its weather.
 
Our other thought was Portland. :) New Orleans with better weather and better proximity, though.
if you like it to be hot as balls with 99% humidity, I guess the weather is better in NO
I do. And I hate dreariness.
Should I slip into outrage mode because you implied my city was dreary? Have you been to Portland in the last 21 years? The city has gone to great lengths to improve its weather.
:lmao: I, for one, would really dig living in the "dreary" Pacific Northwest. I've had enough sunshine and heat to last a lifetime.
 
'krista4 said:
'Notorious T.R.E. said:
Oops, looks like I'm interrupting a SHOWDOWN!™

Carry on.
I do need to do some work at some point, but can continue showdown later if necessary. Hopefully not, as GM is one of my favorites of all time. :shrug:
Yes, because I'm sure starting statements by saying 'no offense' followed by comments that I'm wearing panties is the surest coarse to avoid any retaliation from me. I'm not at all prone to hostility, no.
 
'Mr. Pickles said:
'Tiger Fan said:
1991 - bought Pearl Jam Ten

Then the rest was history :excited:
Saw them in concert that year. The one and only time. Went for the Chili Peppers. No one knew who Pearl Jam was.
Saw that tour. Nirvana opened in LA. They were awful. Replaced by The Smashing Pumpkins mid-tour, if I remember right.
 
'krista4 said:
'Notorious T.R.E. said:
Oops, looks like I'm interrupting a SHOWDOWN!™

Carry on.
I do need to do some work at some point, but can continue showdown later if necessary. Hopefully not, as GM is one of my favorites of all time. :shrug:
Yes, because I'm sure starting statements by saying 'no offense' followed by comments that I'm wearing panties is the surest coarse to avoid any retaliation from me. I'm not at all prone to hostility, no.
AND YES THIS IS SHTICK INSERTED TO LIGHTEN THE F'N MOOD! :hot:

 
'Mr. Pickles said:
'Tiger Fan said:
1991 - bought Pearl Jam Ten

Then the rest was history :excited:
Saw them in concert that year. The one and only time. Went for the Chili Peppers. No one knew who Pearl Jam was.
Saw that tour. Nirvana opened in LA. They were awful. Replaced by The Smashing Pumpkins mid-tour, if I remember right.
1992 LaLaPaloooooza in New Orleans (LOOK AT ME, NOT SCAREDY OF ANYTHING). Jumped into the mosh pit for Ministry, smoked everything that rolled my way and was never the same. Soundgarden and Ministry were the show stoppers. Chili Peppers were boring. I don't even remember Pearl Jam's set, but they were there. And maybe....Ice Cube? Or T? Or Ice something?
 
'krista4 said:
'Notorious T.R.E. said:
Oops, looks like I'm interrupting a SHOWDOWN!

Carry on.
I do need to do some work at some point, but can continue showdown later if necessary. Hopefully not, as GM is one of my favorites of all time. :shrug:
Yes, because I'm sure starting statements by saying 'no offense' followed by comments that I'm wearing panties is the surest coarse to avoid any retaliation from me. I'm not at all prone to hostility, no.
AND YES THIS IS SHTICK INSERTED TO LIGHTEN THE F'N MOOD! :hot:
Are you just angry at me because I previously implied I was more Aryan than you?
 
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'Mr. Pickles said:
'Tiger Fan said:
1991 - bought Pearl Jam Ten

Then the rest was history :excited:
Saw them in concert that year. The one and only time. Went for the Chili Peppers. No one knew who Pearl Jam was.
Saw that tour. Nirvana opened in LA. They were awful. Replaced by The Smashing Pumpkins mid-tour, if I remember right.
1992 LaLaPaloooooza in New Orleans (LOOK AT ME, NOT SCAREDY OF ANYTHING). Jumped into the mosh pit for Ministry, smoked everything that rolled my way and was never the same. Soundgarden and Ministry were the show stoppers. Chili Peppers were boring. I don't even remember Pearl Jam's set, but they were there. And maybe....Ice Cube? Or T? Or Ice something?
Ministry live must have been something. I remember watching a VHS of "In Case You Didn't Feel Like Showing Up" and it was awesome.
 
'Henry Rollins said:
'Oliver Humanzee said:
At our department holiday lunch* today, I won tickets to the company suite for a Kid Rock concert. :mellow:

*Avid readers of my posts will recall that the company disallowed company-sponsored lunches this year and are allowing us to search for gnomes instead, but my boss paid out of his own pocket for our lunch for 50+ at a good restaurant. Pretty nice.
Saw Kid Rock play a few years back at a Mardi Gras ball....I didn't know what to expect, but he put on a fun show. Obviously a party atomosphere...so as long as you're expecting that, you could have a good time :shrug:
Yeah, have you read Mr. Krista's posts on music?
No. Link?
I'd rather die in a fire.
Self immolation or something ghoulish?
Whatever you got. I can't imagine many punishments worse than suffering through a Kid Rock concert with Kid Rock and actual Kid Rock fans. Maybe Rush providing the score for a dramatic reading of Henry Rollins poetry would be worse. Stalin's death camps and the Holocaust were real bad, too.
(Read the following while listening to this)F you,

You smell like poo.

I'm lost in a desert of existential dread

barefoot

walking on glass

just so I can find a real nice place

to bury you.
Very nice, Hank! I am not clicking that link! But I prefer your work as Guest Blogger from 1985 on The Bitter Tears tour diary.
 
'Mr. Pickles said:
'Tiger Fan said:
1991 - bought Pearl Jam Ten

Then the rest was history :excited:
Saw them in concert that year. The one and only time. Went for the Chili Peppers. No one knew who Pearl Jam was.
Did you see them in Pittsburgh? Because I saw that tour in Pittsburgh. Smashing Pumpkins played as well.

 

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