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shuke
Black Ice Skeptic
Way to go brohan.
shuke
Black Ice Skeptic
General Malaise
Footballguy
We're the same age? Always thought you were much older than me.'Captain Quinoa said:'phishphan said:
General Malaise
Footballguy
Coors Light tall boys here. 
shuke
Black Ice Skeptic
Guster
Footballguy
shuke
Black Ice Skeptic
Sorry, didn't really get anything good. Was going to get a good shticky shot with the three of them, but the Brunette actually intimidated me. She caught me gawking at her probably 3 times, so I felt like a creepy old dude about asking.She's in the back.
From the back.
cosjobs
Footballguy
We're the same age? Always thought you were much older more mature than me.'Captain Quinoa said:'phishphan said:
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Stoneys
MudCat
Just got home from the hospital. He is in critical but stable condition. He broke both maxillary bones in his face, has a large cut on his face that cut an artery, possible broken nose, broke his left hand and wrist that will require surgery tomorrow, a small brain bleed and some brain swelling. He is intubated which is why he is still list as critical. He was lucky that he has no spinal cord or lower body injuries, although he still has a neck collar on. Again, I want to thank you all for the tpw's!!!
Officer Pete Malloy
Footballguy
Yeah, you're right.
Officer Pete Malloy
Footballguy
Damn, best of luck.Just got home from the hospital. He is in critical but stable condition. He broke both maxillary bones in his face, has a large cut on his face that cut an artery, possible broken nose, broke his left hand and wrist that will require surgery tomorrow, a small brain bleed and some brain swelling. He is intubated which is why he is still list as critical. He was lucky that he has no spinal cord or lower body injuries, although he still has a neck collar on. Again, I want to thank you all for the tpw's!!!
shuke
Black Ice Skeptic
WTF? "much older"? Based on what?We're the same age? Always thought you were much older than me.'Captain Quinoa said:'phishphan said:
Notorious T.R.E.
Showdown!™ Administrator
Sounds like he could pull out of this.Just got home from the hospital. He is in critical but stable condition. He broke both maxillary bones in his face, has a large cut on his face that cut an artery, possible broken nose, broke his left hand and wrist that will require surgery tomorrow, a small brain bleed and some brain swelling. He is intubated which is why he is still list as critical. He was lucky that he has no spinal cord or lower body injuries, although he still has a neck collar on. Again, I want to thank you all for the tpw's!!!
Officer Pete Malloy
Footballguy
Your general crankiness?WTF? "much older"? Based on what?We're the same age? Always thought you were much older than me.'Captain Quinoa said:'phishphan said:
Limp Ditka
Footballguy
Which is my second favorite General, after Malaise of courseYour general crankiness?WTF? "much older"? Based on what?We're the same age? Always thought you were much older than me.'Captain Quinoa said:'phishphan said:
Samuel L Bronkowitz
Footballguy
Damn Stoneys. Hoping he pulls through. Thopras your way
Limp Ditka
Footballguy
General Malaise
Footballguy
Based on the relative ease and adroitness you slinked into a cold lake nonchalantly, pulled out a razor and a mirror and shaved with the dexterity of a brain surgeon; as if you had done it a million times before. It's based on your use of the word 'novel' in lieu of 'book' (or now eReader du jour),based on your vast and impressive knowledge on all things yard related, based on your deep love for Reds baseball...kids my age like football, don't read, can't operate a seed slitter and are too drunk to operate a razor after 98 Leinenkugal (SP?) beers, plus we're all growing ironic facial hair and not for charity neither. You're like every normal dad I ever knew growing up. I hate that you're dealing with things like arthritis and gout cause they sound so awful to deal with; but honestly, I always just thought those were things that happened to people much older than me. Course I have anal fissures and my pigment fled my body like Mr. Krista flees a Kid Rock doing a full cover of Rush's 2112 performance live in concert (box seats or no).Also, you get a little cranky sometimes like my grandfather, but I'd take that over my childishness and boorish behavior.WTF? "much older"? Based on what?We're the same age? Always thought you were much older than me.'Captain Quinoa said:'phishphan said:
Mr. Pickles
Footballguy
Out with Gout '88
General Malaise
Footballguy
Wife and baby left to go goodnight. Just realized I've been watching "Nightline" for the last 15 minutes and I have no idea what it's about.
Need something to watch. Have more Coors Light to drink and the garage has treats that beckon.
Need something to watch. Have more Coors Light to drink and the garage has treats that beckon.
Mr. Pickles
Footballguy
"WWII from Space" on History was pretty cool. F'n Rommel.
General Malaise
Footballguy
PM St. Louise Bob for information on how your BIL can leverage his neck collar into swingers' pool parties.Glad he's okay. I'd like to go visit Pittsburgh some day.Just got home from the hospital. He is in critical but stable condition. He broke both maxillary bones in his face, has a large cut on his face that cut an artery, possible broken nose, broke his left hand and wrist that will require surgery tomorrow, a small brain bleed and some brain swelling. He is intubated which is why he is still list as critical. He was lucky that he has no spinal cord or lower body injuries, although he still has a neck collar on. Again, I want to thank you all for the tpw's!!!
Josie Maran
Footballguy
Ummmm, no offense, but you need to punch your wife in her stupid wifey face.Oh, and congrats on the new gig!Thank you all. I tell the wife I'm negotiating PTO. I would have to start at 2 weeks. She says what about salary? I said it's a 5% bump over what I'm making now and the commute goes from 1hour to 9 minutes but some travel.She says you'd rather have PTO then more money. I said yep. She then proceeds to say I thought you were going to talk to me first - it's only one year till 1 extra week.This from the woman that gets 6 weeks a year....
Josie Maran
Footballguy
Samuel L Bronkowitz
Footballguy
Week one of Daddy Day Care is in the books. I'm freaking tired, my back hurts and my liver hates me after only 6 beers. Much props to single parents and stay at home moms/dads out there.
Samuel L Bronkowitz
Footballguy
DVR'd it for this week. There ain't #### on TV from 8am to 6pm
General Malaise
Footballguy
Rats. Two minutes left.
Need to see the last installment on "Men Who Built America"...missing the Ford one.How badass was JP Morgan? He lent the US Gov $100 Million to stay afloat. Can you imagine Bill Gates coming to our rescue with a check? Boat done sailed....
Samuel L Bronkowitz
Footballguy
Wait....adroitness?
General Malaise
Footballguy
Chanel 270: IDEA...."Want Flawless Skin for X-Mas?"
Well....g'night all!
Well....g'night all!
General Malaise
Footballguy
Josie Maran
Footballguy
I opened this tab 15 minutes ago to reply with something hilarious.But apparentyl i'm too boozed to make the proper synapses fire. Something about old + bakersfield community college + Ryan Matthews...I don't know, you just suck.Old (no ####) and married guy here too. Wife and kids are all at work and I'm just sitting at home. Not drinking since tomorrow is the long-awaited California Junior College Championship football game. My alma mater is playing City College of SF. I'll be tailgating sans wife.
Samuel L Bronkowitz
Footballguy
Sure. But I'm not smart and had to google it.
Josie Maran
Footballguy
I'm shmammered.
Stoneys
MudCat
I think he will be fine, it'll take some time but he is a strong guy. Pittsburgh is a great city, not a whole lot of touristy stuff, but great food, great views and we are starting to get some really great local microbrews. One of the worst things is lack of a good public transportation system to get u around and a road system that can be confusing even for lifetime residents. But for any of thw jimtanners that visit, i'd love to grab a brew or few. Oh we have an awesome baseball stadium even if the team sux.PM St. Louise Bob for information on how your BIL can leverage his neck collar into swingers' pool parties.Glad he's okay. I'd like to go visit Pittsburgh some day.Just got home from the hospital. He is in critical but stable condition. He broke both maxillary bones in his face, has a large cut on his face that cut an artery, possible broken nose, broke his left hand and wrist that will require surgery tomorrow, a small brain bleed and some brain swelling. He is intubated which is why he is still list as critical. He was lucky that he has no spinal cord or lower body injuries, although he still has a neck collar on. Again, I want to thank you all for the tpw's!!!
Leeroy Jenkins
Footballguy
Touristy stuff is limited, but there are cool things to see. Depends on your interests. Beer and food scene has become really good recently. Church Brew Works, Sharp Edge, Industry Public House, Hough's, D's Six Pax & Dogs, Fat Heads are all great. Burgatory is my favorite burger place with great shakes (spiked or not). A lot better upscale restaurants now as well like Sonoma Grill, Salt of the Earth, Tamari, Meat & Potatoes, Kaya, Eleven, Casbah etc.I think he will be fine, it'll take some time but he is a strong guy. Pittsburgh is a great city, not a whole lot of touristy stuff, but great food, great views and we are starting to get some really great local microbrews. One of the worst things is lack of a good public transportation system to get u around and a road system that can be confusing even for lifetime residents. But for any of thw jimtanners that visit, i'd love to grab a brew or few. Oh we have an awesome baseball stadium even if the team sux.PM St. Louise Bob for information on how your BIL can leverage his neck collar into swingers' pool parties.Glad he's okay. I'd like to go visit Pittsburgh some day.Just got home from the hospital. He is in critical but stable condition. He broke both maxillary bones in his face, has a large cut on his face that cut an artery, possible broken nose, broke his left hand and wrist that will require surgery tomorrow, a small brain bleed and some brain swelling. He is intubated which is why he is still list as critical. He was lucky that he has no spinal cord or lower body injuries, although he still has a neck collar on. Again, I want to thank you all for the tpw's!!!
Guster
Footballguy
How are things going with the whole baby incubation?Wow, you guys sure are prolific after my 10:00 bedtime.A late T&P, Stoneys. Sounds like he will be okay, but I can't imagine the road to recovery will be all that easy for him with those injuries.
Frostillicus
Footballguy
Missed page 1995, but that was my class.
Stoneys
MudCat
Oh, there are definitely cool things to see and do. I think the food scene has always been pretty good, especially for the local small restaurants. If can you can around to the suburbs (this is where transportation can get a little sucky) Bocktown Beer and Grill in Robinson is really good. Getting out to Bloomfield for Bloomfield Bridge Tavern and for the Italian place (can't remember the name) Plus the Strip District on a Saturday morning is really cool.Leeroy, what part of the area are you in? I live in Washington.Oh, just got an update about my BIL, not much has changed since we left last night. Still intubated and not much purposeful movement. Found out what happened with the accident. He hydroplaned, crossed the median and hit another car head on. He wasn't ejected like we thought, but had to be extricated.Touristy stuff is limited, but there are cool things to see. Depends on your interests. Beer and food scene has become really good recently. Church Brew Works, Sharp Edge, Industry Public House, Hough's, D's Six Pax & Dogs, Fat Heads are all great. Burgatory is my favorite burger place with great shakes (spiked or not). A lot better upscale restaurants now as well like Sonoma Grill, Salt of the Earth, Tamari, Meat & Potatoes, Kaya, Eleven, Casbah etc.I think he will be fine, it'll take some time but he is a strong guy. Pittsburgh is a great city, not a whole lot of touristy stuff, but great food, great views and we are starting to get some really great local microbrews. One of the worst things is lack of a good public transportation system to get u around and a road system that can be confusing even for lifetime residents. But for any of thw jimtanners that visit, i'd love to grab a brew or few. Oh we have an awesome baseball stadium even if the team sux.PM St. Louise Bob for information on how your BIL can leverage his neck collar into swingers' pool parties.Glad he's okay. I'd like to go visit Pittsburgh some day.Just got home from the hospital. He is in critical but stable condition. He broke both maxillary bones in his face, has a large cut on his face that cut an artery, possible broken nose, broke his left hand and wrist that will require surgery tomorrow, a small brain bleed and some brain swelling. He is intubated which is why he is still list as critical. He was lucky that he has no spinal cord or lower body injuries, although he still has a neck collar on. Again, I want to thank you all for the tpw's!!!
Tremendous Upside
Footballguy
Stoneys
MudCat
Woulda been my college graduation year (did finish in fall semester) Are we doing college grad years? SLB mentioned his Barber college graduation??
Guster
Footballguy
I graduated from high school in 1996
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In 12 months number of Internet host computers goes from 1 million to 10 million
Windows NT 4.0 released by Microsoft
Internet Explorer 3 web browser released
Ebay started the online auction and shopping website, where people buy and sell goods and services worldwide.
The first version of the Java programming language is released.
Duke Nukem 3D Shareware released to public
Dolly the sheep, the first mammal to be successfully cloned
Ask Jeeves formed.
Global Warming shows a record high
IBM's Deep Blue defeats Chess Champion Gary Kasparov for the first time
MSNBC ( 24hr News Channel ) a joint venture between Microsoft and NBC is launched
Ozone layer over the Arctic continues to be depleted
American Pathfinder launched on its 310 million mile mission to Mars
The Worlds Largest Container Vessel The Regina Maersk begins operation
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heckmanm
Footballguy
mr. furley
Footballguy
See, I'd be cool with that if he had any personality or some sort of semblance of social skills. Like you might think Pickles is a robot in person, but he's funny and will play gas can baseball with you when drunk. He's the anti-Mayock.it's the overfootballness of his commentarylike he's trying to impress us when he says "they ran an ordinary stick jet double waggle there with an ohio action to the fullback in the flat"
what a beautiful backhand, Jim!
mr. furley
Footballguy
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