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Got my Secret Santa loot just now. I'll let you guys figure out who it was from.

First of all: Good thing the sender wrote "fragile" all over the box or maybe there would have been more than two holes in the box. :lmao:

A sample pack of St. Louis Shafly beer. Fortunately there were only two casualties out of twelve. I need to cut down anyway. :lmao:

The biggest crime Thank god the picture itself was undamaged.

The rest of the haul:

1210 pack of delicious beer.

A 10th Annual RLS hat (2011)

TWO sections from the Post-Dispatch from when the Cards won the WS in 2006.

A bag of Old Vienna chips (which look awesome)

A jar of Zia's pasta sauce.

A jar of Zia's dressing

A Kenzie's Kakes gooey butter cake

A jar of Super Smoker's BBQ sauce

A 1982 Terry Bradshaw football card (No so near gem-mint)

An Empire Strikes Back 'Secret of Yoda' card (the secret is that he's really a muppet)

A copy of "Mastering Rubik's Cube" by Don Taylor (1980)

A CDRom of Bob Dancer's WinPoker!

A Vanliner Insurance Company hand sanitizer spray-pen (my 18 year old thought it was breath spray...should have let him do it)

A sample pack of business/office supplies including pens, post-its, printer paper, and notepad

A bottle of Augusta Vidal Blanc imported* wine

*from Augusta Missouri

And last but not least...

A brand new copy of "Brokeback Mountain" on DVD

:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

I was pretty bummed out on the ride home thinking about what happened in Connecticut. Got to come home to a big box of fun.

Thank you, Secret Santa!
The ooey gooey cake and the sauces are freaking outstanding.
 
I like Schlafly.
Schlafly is very good
:goodposting: 'sOn my short list of people to call for business. If I ever find time. Kind of hope I don't have to.

I've got my work Xmas party tonight. Since it's at our principal's house we have to bring our own booze (he drinks but he's just not supposed to provide for us). I'm bringing some of my Schaflys but not sharing. If they want St. Louis beer they can have Bud.
Was this guy invited?? Is his picture still up??
:lmao: :lmao:
 
I've got my work Xmas party tonight. Since it's at our principal's house we have to bring our own booze (he drinks but he's just not supposed to provide for us). I'm bringing some of my Schaflys but not sharing. If they want St. Louis beer they can have Bud.
Was this guy invited?? Is his picture still up??
Yep, both pics are still up. But he's not coming to the party. He has to come in and ummmm work on Saturday.
 
Soooo... In Portland. Wonder if Portland FBGs are as bad at drinking as their Seattle brethren?

Side note: huge casino night/corporate Xmas party for Lockheed at hotel. I walked right in. Tulsa division, or on Shuke's team from Ohio?

 
When I get home I am giving my daughters bigger hugs than normal, and then getting really really drunk.
Check and Check. I have found that no matter how much I drink I can't unthink or explain what happened today. #######it. I have been watching Monshiners and Duck Dynasty trying to kill some extra brain cells to try and forget, but it just won't happen. If I could find my webcma I would do a shot video but for now I have to settle for... look left... scratch chin.... pour shot... tap glass on table... hard sniffle... swear a little...play vuvuzela in garage... curse somemore... comment on K4 and YSR pregnancy... do shot... pass out.
 
When I get home I am giving my daughters bigger hugs than normal, and then getting really really drunk.
Check and Check. I have found that no matter how much I drink I can't unthink or explain what happened today. #######it. I have been watching Monshiners and Duck Dynasty trying to kill some extra brain cells to try and forget, but it just won't happen. If I could find my webcma I would do a shot video but for now I have to settle for... look left... scratch chin.... pour shot... tap glass on table... hard sniffle... swear a little...play vuvuzela in garage... curse somemore... comment on K4 and YSR pregnancy... do shot... pass out.
:staresleft:
 
Last night in Nicaragua. Yesterday sucked as I caught some kind of virus and piked /other most of the day. Today took a boatride to and island of monkeys. One jumped on the boat and we fed her tomatoes. Julio gave me the tour of historical buildings; took me to see kristas other place; and I met his parents. Good last day and I'm sorry to leave.
:( Sorry you had a bad day yesterday but glad you recovered quickly.
 
'Ball Son Urchin said:
'Ball Son Urchin said:
Hi, my name is Doug.
:hey:
'Ball Son Urchin said:
Hi, my name is Doug.
Yes, I just got a call. I yelled "CARTWRIGHT, CARTWRIGHT". Just like that. Nobody came, I hang up.
TRE lost the call while peeing.
Well thats unfortunate.
And...we're back.
My ear hurts. I don't know how to talk on the phone anymore.
 
Anyone else betting lots of money on soccer this morning? :popcorn:
Not here. But I am pretty fired up about making a move up the table today with a win over Villa at home. Usually when I get this way, the result is a crappy 1-0 loss at home and then me wondering why I care about soccer at all.
 
'bentley said:
'guru_007 said:
Anyone else betting lots of money on soccer this morning? :popcorn:
Not here. But I am pretty fired up about making a move up the table today with a win over Villa at home. Usually when I get this way, the result is a crappy 1-0 loss at home and then me wondering why I care about soccer at all.
Hey, hey, hey. Look at that. 36' in and Liverpool is down 1-0.
 

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