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Thanks, Jackson and Nicks were what I was thinking, but that was the wrong choice last week when I left Cobb on the bench so I was questioning myself.

 
'charvik said:
'General Malaise said:
'charvik said:
Where's a rite aid when you need one :kicksrock:
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6th and Alder, GB....about 3 blocks from where you are right now. What do you need?Lunch with me, wife and Hazel?
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:thumbup:Needed butter, olive oil, almonds, queso dip, qtips, inflatable swim ring, ramen noodles (shrimp), hair curling iron and a $14 prepaid phone to call mexico
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:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: Charv reminds me of a Swedish Mexijoe. Two really solid guys with easy going - yet distinct - personalities.
 
'-fish- said:
Headed to a Christmas party tonight..it's a suit and tie thing. Since I've been working for home, I've let my dry cleaning slack and the only clean, pressed shirt I have is black--wearing it with a charcoal suit. I look like I'm auditioning for a film about the 50's mafia.
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Channel your inner Nipsey.
 
Cal had a really bad Monday & Tuesday. I mean awful to the worst degree. Didn't feel like dragging the board down. This poor kid is just tormented by his "genius". Then this just happens.

Me: It's bed time.

Cal: Alright, I want to get a glass of water.

Me: Alright.

Cal: (Makes the glass of water) Turns to me gives me a hug, "I love you Daddy, good night".

Me: Love you too buddy. Sleep good.

Cal: (Starts walking away, stops and turns around) Dad, you know what?

Me: What? (Yes, I know that needs to stop)

Cal: When I grow up and become CEO of Apple, the first thing I'm doing is calling a meeting with all of the old employees and I'm telling them all about you.

Me: You are? Why?

Cal: Because I love and admire you so much. Good night Dad.

The 99.99% of the time they piss you off, stuff like this makes it all worth while.

 
'St. Louis Bob said:
I had lunch with my Dad the other day and afterwards I needed to stop and see a client downtown. We're stopped at an exit ramp and there is this guy begging for money, nothing unusual for where we were at. My Dad see's him, points and says "oh look at that poor guy". Waves him over and give him a ten. I've become too jaded over the years. I love my Dad. Heart of gold. Ever since I was little kid I've watched him give his old clothes, shoes and sometimes even bottles of booze to homeless people. I'm really lucky to have such a great teacher. I need to pay attention more.
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:thumbup: I'm pretty jaded and untrusting too. One time I was approached by a "homeless" guy in an area definitely not known for that stuff. He asked me for money and I said, no. I told him I'll buy you lunch, but I'm not giving you money.We went in and he asked what he could order and I told him anything. His eyes got real big and he ordered about $10 worth of food. He thanked me profusely. Felt pretty good.
 
'St. Louis Bob said:
Cal had a really bad Monday & Tuesday. I mean awful to the worst degree. Didn't feel like dragging the board down. This poor kid is just tormented by his "genius". Then this just happens.Me: It's bed time.Cal: Alright, I want to get a glass of water.Me: Alright.Cal: (Makes the glass of water) Turns to me gives me a hug, "I love you Daddy, good night".Me: Love you too buddy. Sleep good.Cal: (Starts walking away, stops and turns around) Dad, you know what?Me: What? (Yes, I know that needs to stop)Cal: When I grow up and become CEO of Apple, the first thing I'm doing is calling a meeting with all of the old employees and I'm telling them all about you.Me: You are? Why?Cal: Because I love and admire you so much. Good night Dad.The 99.99% of the time they piss you off, stuff like this makes it all worth while.
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So freaking awesome. :cry: :thumbup:
 
'St. Louis Bob said:
Cal had a really bad Monday & Tuesday. I mean awful to the worst degree. Didn't feel like dragging the board down. This poor kid is just tormented by his "genius". Then this just happens.Me: It's bed time.Cal: Alright, I want to get a glass of water.Me: Alright.Cal: (Makes the glass of water) Turns to me gives me a hug, "I love you Daddy, good night".Me: Love you too buddy. Sleep good.Cal: (Starts walking away, stops and turns around) Dad, you know what?Me: What? (Yes, I know that needs to stop)Cal: When I grow up and become CEO of Apple, the first thing I'm doing is calling a meeting with all of the old employees and I'm telling them all about you.Me: You are? Why?Cal: Because I love and admire you so much. Good night Dad.The 99.99% of the time they piss you off, stuff like this makes it all worth while.
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'Mr.Pack said:
'St. Louis Bob said:
I had lunch with my Dad the other day and afterwards I needed to stop and see a client downtown. We're stopped at an exit ramp and there is this guy begging for money, nothing unusual for where we were at. My Dad see's him, points and says "oh look at that poor guy". Waves him over and give him a ten. I've become too jaded over the years. I love my Dad. Heart of gold. Ever since I was little kid I've watched him give his old clothes, shoes and sometimes even bottles of booze to homeless people. I'm really lucky to have such a great teacher. I need to pay attention more.
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:thumbup: I'm pretty jaded and untrusting too. One time I was approached by a "homeless" guy in an area definitely not known for that stuff. He asked me for money and I said, no. I told him I'll buy you lunch, but I'm not giving you money.We went in and he asked what he could order and I told him anything. His eyes got real big and he ordered about $10 worth of food. He thanked me profusely. Felt pretty good.
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When I worked downtown, the first thing I did after work was get a six pack of beer. Shocking I know. At one exit ramp there was this guy begging. I mean everyday. I gave him a beer everyday. Then around this time of year somebody gave me a canned ham. (Seriously, WTF?) I wasn't going to eat it so I decided to give it to this guy. I did and he says to me, where's the beer? I did but was so pissed off I stopped giving to any of "those people". Well for the most part. If somebody looks like they've had a really hard life, I'm in. I questioned my Dad one time as a kid about giving booze to drunks on the street. (Not trying to be demeaning here but that's what they were/are) He told me that even though it probably didn't help them in the long run, it made them feel good for a day. I'm sure that's wrong but I bought in. I just feel like I don't do enough. It isn't the time of year or any of that bull####. I've felt like this for a long time. I have some papers to adopt a road and clean up litter. Think I'm going to do that. To start.
 
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So my wife and I were watching something on TV today, and a woman said something stupid. My wife say's "man sometimes women are really dumb. Glad I'm not like that"

My response

She followed that up with this; tonight on the way home from dinner she asked me if our daughter would need a different ID so she can go to bars and drink.

:mellow:

I asked her if she has a separate ID for bars. She said, "no, I'm of age"

I said huh..... :mellow:

 
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'St. Louis Bob said:
Cal had a really bad Monday & Tuesday. I mean awful to the worst degree. Didn't feel like dragging the board down. This poor kid is just tormented by his "genius". Then this just happens.Me: It's bed time.Cal: Alright, I want to get a glass of water.Me: Alright.Cal: (Makes the glass of water) Turns to me gives me a hug, "I love you Daddy, good night".Me: Love you too buddy. Sleep good.Cal: (Starts walking away, stops and turns around) Dad, you know what?Me: What? (Yes, I know that needs to stop)Cal: When I grow up and become CEO of Apple, the first thing I'm doing is calling a meeting with all of the old employees and I'm telling them all about you.Me: You are? Why?Cal: Because I love and admire you so much. Good night Dad.The 99.99% of the time they piss you off, stuff like this makes it all worth while.
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Awesome. Pretty pumped for when my little boy starts making real words.
 
'Britney Spears said:
'St. Louis Bob said:
Cal had a really bad Monday & Tuesday. I mean awful to the worst degree. Didn't feel like dragging the board down. This poor kid is just tormented by his "genius". Then this just happens.Me: It's bed time.Cal: Alright, I want to get a glass of water.Me: Alright.Cal: (Makes the glass of water) Turns to me gives me a hug, "I love you Daddy, good night".Me: Love you too buddy. Sleep good.Cal: (Starts walking away, stops and turns around) Dad, you know what?Me: What? (Yes, I know that needs to stop)Cal: When I grow up and become CEO of Apple, the first thing I'm doing is calling a meeting with all of the old employees and I'm telling them all about you.Me: You are? Why?Cal: Because I love and admire you so much. Good night Dad.The 99.99% of the time they piss you off, stuff like this makes it all worth while.
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Awesome. Pretty pumped for when my little boy starts making real words.
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It's sweet. Here is the extent of his vocabulary:carscookiemickeymommybabynooknolightthisthatapple juiceletters: C, E, M, O, THe'll semi-accurately repeat just about anything you say, but isn't fond of much other than the above.
 
Friggin' Mickey. He gets his claws into them early.

As a marketing guy, I've always appreciated Disney Jr's stance. They're not going to show any ads so that your kids aren't demanding that you buy them a bunch of toys that buy ad time but they're more than willing to sell you anything in the world with mouse ears on it. Just cutting out the middle man.

I think Yuke is running behind JR in speech. He's 15 months old and "daddy" and "uh-oh" are the extent of his vocabulary.

 
'St. Louis Bob said:
Cal had a really bad Monday & Tuesday. I mean awful to the worst degree. Didn't feel like dragging the board down. This poor kid is just tormented by his "genius". Then this just happens.Me: It's bed time.Cal: Alright, I want to get a glass of water.Me: Alright.Cal: (Makes the glass of water) Turns to me gives me a hug, "I love you Daddy, good night".Me: Love you too buddy. Sleep good.Cal: (Starts walking away, stops and turns around) Dad, you know what?Me: What? (Yes, I know that needs to stop)Cal: When I grow up and become CEO of Apple, the first thing I'm doing is calling a meeting with all of the old employees and I'm telling them all about you.Me: You are? Why?Cal: Because I love and admire you so much. Good night Dad.The 99.99% of the time they piss you off, stuff like this makes it all worth while.
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Rules
 
'Mr. Pickles said:
'Britney Spears said:
'St. Louis Bob said:
Cal had a really bad Monday & Tuesday. I mean awful to the worst degree. Didn't feel like dragging the board down. This poor kid is just tormented by his "genius". Then this just happens.Me: It's bed time.Cal: Alright, I want to get a glass of water.Me: Alright.Cal: (Makes the glass of water) Turns to me gives me a hug, "I love you Daddy, good night".Me: Love you too buddy. Sleep good.Cal: (Starts walking away, stops and turns around) Dad, you know what?Me: What? (Yes, I know that needs to stop)Cal: When I grow up and become CEO of Apple, the first thing I'm doing is calling a meeting with all of the old employees and I'm telling them all about you.Me: You are? Why?Cal: Because I love and admire you so much. Good night Dad.The 99.99% of the time they piss you off, stuff like this makes it all worth while.
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Awesome. Pretty pumped for when my little boy starts making real words.
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It's sweet. Here is the extent of his vocabulary:carscookiemickeymommybabynooknolightthisthatapple juiceletters: C, E, M, O, THe'll semi-accurately repeat just about anything you say, but isn't fond of much other than the above.
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One of the twins loves trucks. Which is great, but when he says "truck" the word "####" comes out. :lmao:
 
Let me explain...

No, there is no time. Let me sum up.

I'm going to bang an insanely hot Mexican chick tonight. God almighty, being a bartender is awesome.

 
Has facebook been buggy for any of you the last couple days? Sometimes it loads fine, other times Zuckerberg's hamsters are dead in their wheels.

 
Please answer me. I need to know why I can't post pics of political angst and my lunch menu or know how drunk Tanner is each night by the randomness of the pics he messages.

TIA.

Will answer yours.

 
Bob's FB comment on Fish's "Mafia Boss" pic deserves way more love than I can give it on FB.

"Knuckles Malone."

I spit up coffee reading that one. :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

 
My understanding is that boys trail girls in terms of vocabulary, and then catch up all at once.

Our daughter is 2.5 and already has better sentence structure than I do.

 
'flysack said:
Please answer me. I need to know why I can't post pics of political angst and my lunch menu or know how drunk Tanner is each night by the randomness of the pics he messages. TIA. Will answer yours.
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Did you try calling me yesterday? Someone from the same area code as you did and i didn't recognize the number. No message was left :shrug:
 
Andrew Luck has been an impressive rookie QB this season.. but let's not call him the greatest rookie QB of all time. or a future hall of famer just yet.

18 td's / 18 int's? 54% completion rate?

come on

 
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