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There was some absolutely amazing work done in this thread last night :lmao:

Shuke, sorry to hear about your brother. Growing up in the North East, ticks and lime disease were things we were always wary of. Most kids would get a quick inspection when they came back from playing in the woods/fields. I hope that your brother has a speedy recovery now that they know what it is. Super scary stuff

 
My brother's been pretty sick lately, fatigue, vomiting, lost about 10 pounds, but worst part is that he at times has trouble concentrating and putting sentences together. Of course I didn't know until my mom told me yesterday. I called him, and it was upsetting hearing how he sounded. He found out today he has Lyme disease. I don't really know much about the disease and previously thought it was a chronic condition. But I guess it can be treated with antibiotics if caught early enough.T/P welcome.
Thoprawishes Shuke. Hope he makes a quick recovery.
 
Who told Dewar's that "the Drinking Man's Scotch" was a good slogan?

Is that like "Schaefer is the One Beer To Have When You're Having More Than One"?

Is Wild Irish Rose the Drinking Man's Wine?

 
My brother's been pretty sick lately, fatigue, vomiting, lost about 10 pounds, but worst part is that he at times has trouble concentrating and putting sentences together. Of course I didn't know until my mom told me yesterday. I called him, and it was upsetting hearing how he sounded. He found out today he has Lyme disease. I don't really know much about the disease and previously thought it was a chronic condition. But I guess it can be treated with antibiotics if caught early enough.T/P welcome.
Good luck GBshukeThoughts and Prayers your family's way.
 
Everything I learned about Lyme's disease was from Real World Seattle, but I think she might have been faking it.

Best of luck to your brother, shuke.

 
'SofaKings said:
Ah...vacation. So when traveling to a foreign country it probably doesn't make much sense to put the Canon in the suitcase. O/U on if it is still there when I get to Panama City, Panama?
Ugh, good luck. It will probably be fine if you're on a reputable airline, but I can't imagine putting a camera in a checked bag. Then again, I can't imagine willingly checking a bag either.Where are you staying in Panama City--Casca Viejo or the newer part of the city (which oddly looks very much like Dubai)? I love Panama City and have recommendations for some great restaurants if you need them. Have a great trip!!
 
Casa Paloma

It's hard with photos to get a sense of perspective, but every interior pic that's not a bedroom is in the same space: living/family/dining/pool/kitchen are one huge room. The kristas have done a really good job of creating separate seating areas within that big room so there are plenty of spaces for privacy even without walls. The kitchen area is bigger than it may look in the pictures.
Casa Camila

The other Kristaland property. Julio took me on a tour. A whole different experience than Paloma and one I expect to check out if I get another chance to go back.
:thumbup: I took a bunch of better pictures of Paloma in October, showing the views and pool better, but just haven't uploaded them yet.
Everything I learned about Lyme's disease was from Real World Seattle, but I think she might have been faking it.
:lmao: Me too.shuke, hope your brother gets better soon.

 
Casa Camila

The other Kristaland property. Julio took me on a tour. A whole different experience than Paloma and one I expect to check out if I get another chance to go back.
Gorgeous places. So awesome :thumbup:
No ####, guys. My Spanish sucks, but I never felt less than safe in Granada. Maybe having Julio a phone-button away helped, but I never used the Bat Phone. Twas a 6 hour flight for me - 3 from DC to Houston and 3 from Houston to Managua.
 
'charvik said:
EVERYBODY'S on busted??!!!

No guster, I didn't have anything reset. I did however have a couple of items dipped in white gold.

We'll see, gentleman. We'll see. :coffee:
I believe in miracles Bob. I say she let's you get away with t.
:thumbup:
'Abraham said:
Just when I thought the wheels were coming off, my company got 51k in orders today to start the new year. So things are looking up....
:thumbup:
'urbanhack said:
Yes, she masturbates in a bathroom at a party thinking about a guy. :mellow:
oh my
:lmao:
 
My brother's been pretty sick lately, fatigue, vomiting, lost about 10 pounds, but worst part is that he at times has trouble concentrating and putting sentences together. Of course I didn't know until my mom told me yesterday. I called him, and it was upsetting hearing how he sounded. He found out today he has Lyme disease. I don't really know much about the disease and previously thought it was a chronic condition. But I guess it can be treated with antibiotics if caught early enough.T/P welcome.
T&P's GB. :(
 
Casa Paloma

It's hard with photos to get a sense of perspective, but every interior pic that's not a bedroom is in the same space: living/family/dining/pool/kitchen are one huge room. The kristas have done a really good job of creating separate seating areas within that big room so there are plenty of spaces for privacy even without walls. The kitchen area is bigger than it may look in the pictures.
Wow, great pictures! On this cold December day, I want to jump through my laptop and dive head first into the pool StLB style.
 
Everything I learned about Lyme's disease was from Real World Seattle, but I think she might have been faking it. Best of luck to your brother, shuke.
Didn't seem to negatively impact her gaydar. :unsure:Did Real World Portland ever air? I gave up on the show after Chicago, I think.
Me too. I think everybody quit watching after Chicago. Not sure if New Orleans was before or after but I remember that one a little but too.
 
Everything I learned about Lyme's disease was from Real World Seattle, but I think she might have been faking it. Best of luck to your brother, shuke.
Didn't seem to negatively impact her gaydar. :unsure:Did Real World Portland ever air? I gave up on the show after Chicago, I think.
Me too. I think everybody quit watching after Chicago. Not sure if New Orleans was before or after but I remember that one a little but too.
When was Las Vegas? I remember the whiskey tango sex pot that was Traschell quite a bit. :wub:
 
Everything I learned about Lyme's disease was from Real World Seattle, but I think she might have been faking it. Best of luck to your brother, shuke.
Didn't seem to negatively impact her gaydar. :unsure:Did Real World Portland ever air? I gave up on the show after Chicago, I think.
Me too. I think everybody quit watching after Chicago. Not sure if New Orleans was before or after but I remember that one a little but too.
When was Las Vegas? I remember the whiskey tango sex pot that was Traschell quite a bit. :wub:
:wub:That was the only season I ever watched.
 
Watching the R+L Carriers New Orleans Bowl, drinking some beers before meeting up with a pretty hot chick for a first date.

Crazy chick is coming over after that for what will hopefully be a short stay

Big day

 
I have all of next week off, so I came into work today to make sure I have everything caught up. I just spent about 40 minutes having a conversaton about sex with a female co-worker. This co-worker is a HOT 28 year old spanish single-mom and over the last few months she and I have become extremely good friends, I probably talk to her more than any other person in my life other than my son. Its weird, because she is definitely the hottest female in the building and prior to working more closely with her, I knew her and basically always wanted to bang her brains out (like every other guy at work) But now we've developed this weird connection and talk about our dating adventures as single parents. It's nice to get each other's perception on this topic. She always comes to my office and we end up chatting forever and pretty much everyone else here thinks we're secretly hooking up, but we're not. She's told me that she's thought about it, but she's not the type to randomly hook up with anyone and definitely not anyone at work because she's worried about her "career". I respect that, and actually really appreciate the friendship and the advice we give each other. We've gone out for dinner and gone to the movies a few times but nothing has ever happened and I've never tried anything. Its weird that I almost don't even ever think about it with her anymore, even though she's smoking hot. She's kinda seeing someone now, but she doesn't want to have a serious relationship because of her daughter and because she's been hurt in the past. So she comes to me for advice all the time about this new guy and what she do. I talk to her about different girls that I've gone out with recently. 99% sure there would never be a long term relationship with her, so if we ever did hook up it would probably end up ruining the friendship and I'm pretty sure we'll probably be working together for a long long time.

Having said all that.... today we somehow got on the topic of sex. We talked about the different expectations that come from it from the guy and the girl's point of view. She really started asking questions about specific things about BJ's, different positions, places, things she likes etc. Our great "friendship" was completely the last thing on my mind. The only thing I was thinking about was how messy my desk was going to be in 3.5 minutes when I finish having awkward sex with her. Not sure if she was thinking the same thing, but suddenly she got up and said she had to leave to go finish xmas shopping.

Anyways.... The only thing I was going to post was that I masturbated at work today. But I thought that was a little to vague so I "gustered" up the post a bit to provide more detail. Also, not sure who my secret santa is, but thanks for the freeze pops!!! So awesome, and I was just running out of them too, so this worked out great.

 
I have all of next week off, so I came into work today to make sure I have everything caught up. I just spent about 40 minutes having a conversaton about sex with a female co-worker. This co-worker is a HOT 28 year old spanish single-mom and over the last few months she and I have become extremely good friends, I probably talk to her more than any other person in my life other than my son. Its weird, because she is definitely the hottest female in the building and prior to working more closely with her, I knew her and basically always wanted to bang her brains out (like every other guy at work) But now we've developed this weird connection and talk about our dating adventures as single parents. It's nice to get each other's perception on this topic. She always comes to my office and we end up chatting forever and pretty much everyone else here thinks we're secretly hooking up, but we're not. She's told me that she's thought about it, but she's not the type to randomly hook up with anyone and definitely not anyone at work because she's worried about her "career". I respect that, and actually really appreciate the friendship and the advice we give each other. We've gone out for dinner and gone to the movies a few times but nothing has ever happened and I've never tried anything. Its weird that I almost don't even ever think about it with her anymore, even though she's smoking hot. She's kinda seeing someone now, but she doesn't want to have a serious relationship because of her daughter and because she's been hurt in the past. So she comes to me for advice all the time about this new guy and what she do. I talk to her about different girls that I've gone out with recently. 99% sure there would never be a long term relationship with her, so if we ever did hook up it would probably end up ruining the friendship and I'm pretty sure we'll probably be working together for a long long time.

Having said all that.... today we somehow got on the topic of sex. We talked about the different expectations that come from it from the guy and the girl's point of view. She really started asking questions about specific things about BJ's, different positions, places, things she likes etc. Our great "friendship" was completely the last thing on my mind. The only thing I was thinking about was how messy my desk was going to be in 3.5 minutes when I finish having awkward sex with her. Not sure if she was thinking the same thing, but suddenly she got up and said she had to leave to go finish xmas shopping.

Anyways.... The only thing I was going to post was that I masturbated at work today. But I thought that was a little to vague so I "gustered" up the post a bit to provide more detail. Also, not sure who my secret santa is, but thanks for the freeze pops!!! So awesome, and I was just running out of them too, so this worked out great.
:lmao: :lmao:
 
I have all of next week off, so I came into work today to make sure I have everything caught up. I just spent about 40 minutes having a conversaton about sex with a female co-worker. This co-worker is a HOT 28 year old spanish single-mom and over the last few months she and I have become extremely good friends, I probably talk to her more than any other person in my life other than my son. Its weird, because she is definitely the hottest female in the building and prior to working more closely with her, I knew her and basically always wanted to bang her brains out (like every other guy at work) But now we've developed this weird connection and talk about our dating adventures as single parents. It's nice to get each other's perception on this topic. She always comes to my office and we end up chatting forever and pretty much everyone else here thinks we're secretly hooking up, but we're not. She's told me that she's thought about it, but she's not the type to randomly hook up with anyone and definitely not anyone at work because she's worried about her "career". I respect that, and actually really appreciate the friendship and the advice we give each other. We've gone out for dinner and gone to the movies a few times but nothing has ever happened and I've never tried anything. Its weird that I almost don't even ever think about it with her anymore, even though she's smoking hot. She's kinda seeing someone now, but she doesn't want to have a serious relationship because of her daughter and because she's been hurt in the past. So she comes to me for advice all the time about this new guy and what she do. I talk to her about different girls that I've gone out with recently. 99% sure there would never be a long term relationship with her, so if we ever did hook up it would probably end up ruining the friendship and I'm pretty sure we'll probably be working together for a long long time. Having said all that.... today we somehow got on the topic of sex. We talked about the different expectations that come from it from the guy and the girl's point of view. She really started asking questions about specific things about BJ's, different positions, places, things she likes etc. Our great "friendship" was completely the last thing on my mind. The only thing I was thinking about was how messy my desk was going to be in 3.5 minutes when I finish having awkward sex with her. Not sure if she was thinking the same thing, but suddenly she got up and said she had to leave to go finish xmas shopping.Anyways.... The only thing I was going to post was that I masturbated at work today. But I thought that was a little to vague so I "gustered" up the post a bit to provide more detail. Also, not sure who my secret santa is, but thanks for the freeze pops!!! So awesome, and I was just running out of them too, so this worked out great.
Congratulations on your engagement.
I also heard that you should be getting another package in addition to the freeze pops
 
I have all of next week off, so I came into work today to make sure I have everything caught up. I just spent about 40 minutes having a conversaton about sex with a female co-worker. This co-worker is a HOT 28 year old spanish single-mom and over the last few months she and I have become extremely good friends, I probably talk to her more than any other person in my life other than my son. Its weird, because she is definitely the hottest female in the building and prior to working more closely with her, I knew her and basically always wanted to bang her brains out (like every other guy at work) But now we've developed this weird connection and talk about our dating adventures as single parents. It's nice to get each other's perception on this topic. She always comes to my office and we end up chatting forever and pretty much everyone else here thinks we're secretly hooking up, but we're not. She's told me that she's thought about it, but she's not the type to randomly hook up with anyone and definitely not anyone at work because she's worried about her "career". I respect that, and actually really appreciate the friendship and the advice we give each other. We've gone out for dinner and gone to the movies a few times but nothing has ever happened and I've never tried anything. Its weird that I almost don't even ever think about it with her anymore, even though she's smoking hot. She's kinda seeing someone now, but she doesn't want to have a serious relationship because of her daughter and because she's been hurt in the past. So she comes to me for advice all the time about this new guy and what she do. I talk to her about different girls that I've gone out with recently. 99% sure there would never be a long term relationship with her, so if we ever did hook up it would probably end up ruining the friendship and I'm pretty sure we'll probably be working together for a long long time. Having said all that.... today we somehow got on the topic of sex. We talked about the different expectations that come from it from the guy and the girl's point of view. She really started asking questions about specific things about BJ's, different positions, places, things she likes etc. Our great "friendship" was completely the last thing on my mind. The only thing I was thinking about was how messy my desk was going to be in 3.5 minutes when I finish having awkward sex with her. Not sure if she was thinking the same thing, but suddenly she got up and said she had to leave to go finish xmas shopping.Anyways.... The only thing I was going to post was that I masturbated at work today. But I thought that was a little to vague so I "gustered" up the post a bit to provide more detail. Also, not sure who my secret santa is, but thanks for the freeze pops!!! So awesome, and I was just running out of them too, so this worked out great.
How long till you get married?
 
Zooks, ask her out now. If she says anything but yes, cut bait. Trust me here GB.

ETA

Unless you just want to be friends with her. :mellow:

 
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Went and got a pedicure today. If you guys are not doing it due to fear-of-being-#### issues, you're missing out. The hot rocks and calf massage is killer.

 
I have all of next week off, so I came into work today to make sure I have everything caught up. I just spent about 40 minutes having a conversaton about sex with a female co-worker. This co-worker is a HOT 28 year old spanish single-mom and over the last few months she and I have become extremely good friends, I probably talk to her more than any other person in my life other than my son. Its weird, because she is definitely the hottest female in the building and prior to working more closely with her, I knew her and basically always wanted to bang her brains out (like every other guy at work) But now we've developed this weird connection and talk about our dating adventures as single parents. It's nice to get each other's perception on this topic. She always comes to my office and we end up chatting forever and pretty much everyone else here thinks we're secretly hooking up, but we're not. She's told me that she's thought about it, but she's not the type to randomly hook up with anyone and definitely not anyone at work because she's worried about her "career". I respect that, and actually really appreciate the friendship and the advice we give each other. We've gone out for dinner and gone to the movies a few times but nothing has ever happened and I've never tried anything. Its weird that I almost don't even ever think about it with her anymore, even though she's smoking hot. She's kinda seeing someone now, but she doesn't want to have a serious relationship because of her daughter and because she's been hurt in the past. So she comes to me for advice all the time about this new guy and what she do. I talk to her about different girls that I've gone out with recently. 99% sure there would never be a long term relationship with her, so if we ever did hook up it would probably end up ruining the friendship and I'm pretty sure we'll probably be working together for a long long time.

Having said all that.... today we somehow got on the topic of sex. We talked about the different expectations that come from it from the guy and the girl's point of view. She really started asking questions about specific things about BJ's, different positions, places, things she likes etc. Our great "friendship" was completely the last thing on my mind. The only thing I was thinking about was how messy my desk was going to be in 3.5 minutes when I finish having awkward sex with her. Not sure if she was thinking the same thing, but suddenly she got up and said she had to leave to go finish xmas shopping.

Anyways.... The only thing I was going to post was that I masturbated at work today. But I thought that was a little to vague so I "gustered" up the post a bit to provide more detail. Also, not sure who my secret santa is, but thanks for the freeze pops!!! So awesome, and I was just running out of them too, so this worked out great.
:lmao: :lmao:
Jesus, Zooks. Did Gusher write that for you?
 
Went and got a pedicure today. If you guys are not doing it due to fear-of-being-#### issues, you're missing out. The hot rocks and calf massage is killer.
My feet are ticklish. Will that be an issue? Whenever I sit back and think about getting a pedicure, I always see myself accidentally kicking a sweet asian woman in the eye when she touches a really ticklish spot.
 
Went and got a pedicure today. If you guys are not doing it due to fear-of-being-#### issues, you're missing out. The hot rocks and calf massage is killer.
My feet are ticklish. Will that be an issue? Whenever I sit back and think about getting a pedicure, I always see myself accidentally kicking a sweet asian woman in the eye when she touches a really ticklish spot.
That costs extra
 

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