Got in the car this morning to see on the display that the "VSC isn't functioning, see a dealer" and well as the engine light being on. First thing I did was check the gas cap. It was loose so I tightened it. Still on. So I drove around, made 5 stops and it was still on. After getting contradicting results via Internet searches, I finally succumb and call the dealer.
$93.46 later, I'm told, wait for it, that gas cap must have not been on completely at one time, there's nothing wrong. I ask the guy why it didn't reset when I tightened it and he replied "*chuckle* oh it can sometimes take weeks to reset on it's own".
I feel violated.