GM's thread about nothing (19 Viewers)

[Bogart]

I had a dream last night Frosty had a sex change operation.

The only dream I've had of a FBG was GM being my barber.

I would have preferred that. Hell I haven't been to a barber in 7 years.

I think GM should give everyone a haircut that weekend.You guys saw that Stu signed up, right? THis things rounding into shape

Latest status on The Frostys?? Stu and Uni are in for the carpool and just need to decide if Mrs. Frosty has to sit on anyone's lap.

 

[cosjobs]

Okay I've quit cigs and nicotine for now (i know, i know, one day at a time)

Next on my list is to: Quit gambling, Drink less than 5 drinks a day and try and keep it more like 3, and dial up my diet a few notches.

The no nico is pretty tough on me since I'm so weak and doing it cold turkey.

I think I can slip into the no gambling thing ok. Just need to call my book and kill my account. I'm going to miss the gambling thread. Maybe I'll do something again with GM or someone else here where we take turns booking each other every other week or something. A $5K line with my book got me in too much trouble too often.

My pharmamcist friend who egged me in to quitting smoking also ragged on me about binge drinking, He's right, of course. He said 2-3 a day is fine and i figure if most people get 2-3, I should get 4-5, right? I think I'll target that for now and try to wind down to 2-3 later.

sigh

effin mortality

Sounds like this cornhole is going to happen just in the nick of time.

Yup, still time to save him it sounds like.

I'm ascared cos may kill me in the name of nicotine withdrawal.

Thirteen years into this millennia and I haven't killed anyone.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Love it when they break out the 2000 version of Faith Hill. So hot.

I would like to put a baby in her.

I had a dream last night Frosty had a sex change operation.

The only dream I've had of a FBG was GM being my barber.

I would have preferred that. Hell I haven't been to a barber in 7 years.

I think GM should give everyone a haircut that weekend.You guys saw that Stu signed up, right? THis things rounding into shape

Very cool.

 

[General Malaise]

I bet I'd cut hair like Joe Webb throws a football.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I bet I'd cut hair like Joe Webb throws a football.

Straight up?

 

[Osaurus]

I bet I'd cut hair like Joe Webb throws a football.

Straight up?

Fade?

 

[General Malaise]

I bet I'd cut hair like Joe Webb throws a football.

Straight up?

Fade?

No direction?

 

[General Malaise]

Rolling Rock 16 ouncers. Winning!

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Rolling Rock 16 ouncers. Winning!

Mrs. SLB says if I want to get laid, I shouldn't drink. Really torn here.

 

[General Malaise]

Serious business time:

My sister and her boyfriend got into a fight while I was in Michigan. The fight involved her phone; specifically my sister was in a bit of a 'text war' with her ex-husband's GF. Long story short, my sister's BF demanded to see her phone because he wanted to read the texts. She refused. He grabbed the phone from her and threw it against the wall, smashing it into pieces. Now, ordinarily, I'd bow up and threaten to kick his butt. However, this guy is in peak physical shape, is much bigger than me and is heavily into guns, swords and other weaponry. So that's out. But I'm pretty pissed off about this and am very concerned that he's going to hit her in the future.

What's the play here?

 

[General Malaise]

Rolling Rock 16 ouncers. Winning!

Mrs. SLB says if I want to get laid, I shouldn't drink. Really torn here.

I have not been laid in months. Though I do think tonight might be the night.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Serious business time:My sister and her boyfriend got into a fight while I was in Michigan. The fight involved her phone; specifically my sister was in a bit of a 'text war' with her ex-husband's GF. Long story short, my sister's BF demanded to see her phone because he wanted to read the texts. She refused. He grabbed the phone from her and threw it against the wall, smashing it into pieces. Now, ordinarily, I'd bow up and threaten to kick his butt. However, this guy is in peak physical shape, is much bigger than me and is heavily into guns, swords and other weaponry. So that's out. But I'm pretty pissed off about this and am very concerned that he's going to hit her in the future. What's the play here?

That sucks and is scary. Crazy beats tough everyday.....

Rolling Rock 16 ouncers. Winning!

Mrs. SLB says if I want to get laid, I shouldn't drink. Really torn here.

I have not been laid in months. Though I do think tonight might be the night.

Oh that period after the baby is born is the suck. Plus now her ###### is ruined.

 

[General Malaise]

I have to wear a rubber. I do not like rubbers. And with the crying fits my daughter goes through, I don't want my swimmers in the same zip code as her woman works.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I have to wear a rubber. I do not like rubbers. And with the crying fits my daughter goes through, I don't want my swimmers in the same zip code as her woman works.

Yeah, Cal is driving her insane, I don't like my odds tonight either way.I was a teenager the last time I wore a rubber. Of course one came with a special purchase she made. Thinking about wearing it just to mix it up a bit.

 

[General Malaise]

How come the Vikings didn't roll out the wonder that is Sage Rosenfells? He's gotta be better than this Webb guy.

 

[General Malaise]

Might go to Rite Aid to shop for beers, butter and rubbers. Do they make them extra small yet?

 

[General Malaise]

Maybe I'll go to an Asian market for rubbers.

 

[Osaurus]

Might go to Rite Aid to shop for beers, butter and rubbers. Do they make them extra small yet?

Like pats or little lambs?You don't mean butter do you?

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Maybe I'll go to an Asian market for rubbers.

I can't believe you haven't gotten a vasectomy yet.

 

[General Malaise]

Maybe I'll go to an Asian market for rubbers.

I can't believe you haven't gotten a vasectomy yet.

Nuts to that.

 

[SofaKings]

Maybe I'll go to an Asian market for rubbers.

I can't believe you haven't gotten a vasectomy yet.

Nuts to that.

Drugs and frozen peas...what is not to like??

 

[SofaKings]

Maybe I'll go to an Asian market for rubbers.

I can't believe you haven't gotten a vasectomy yet.

Nuts to that.

Who knows if your swimmers work with all the love youve been making to your bicycle seat lately.

 

[General Malaise]

Maybe I'll go to an Asian market for rubbers.

I can't believe you haven't gotten a vasectomy yet.

Nuts to that.

Drugs and frozen peas...what is not to like??

I think it's the knife to the peen that's scaring me off.

 

[Osaurus]

Maybe I'll go to an Asian market for rubbers.

I can't believe you haven't gotten a vasectomy yet.

Nuts to that.

Drugs and frozen peas...what is not to like??

I think it's the knife to the peen that's scaring me off.

Iss not so bad

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Maybe I'll go to an Asian market for rubbers.

I can't believe you haven't gotten a vasectomy yet.

Nuts to that.

Drugs and frozen peas...what is not to like??

I think it's the knife to the peen that's scaring me off.

Iss not so bad

Pretty sure the "doctor" that did mine used a rusty soup can to cut me.

 

[Guster]

Maybe I'll go to an Asian market for rubbers.

I can't believe you haven't gotten a vasectomy yet.

Nuts to that.

Drugs and frozen peas...what is not to like??

I think it's the knife to the peen that's scaring me off.

Iss not so bad

Pretty sure the "doctor" that did mine used a rusty soup can to cut me.

It helps if you wash your scrotum every once in a while

 

[SofaKings]

Maybe I'll go to an Asian market for rubbers.

I can't believe you haven't gotten a vasectomy yet.

Nuts to that.

Drugs and frozen peas...what is not to like??

I think it's the knife to the peen that's scaring me off.

Iss not so bad

Pretty sure the "doctor" that did mine used a rusty soup can to cut me.

Not our fault your wife had a convo with the dr before the procedure.

 

[Guster]

Maybe I'll go to an Asian market for rubbers.

I can't believe you haven't gotten a vasectomy yet.

Nuts to that.

Drugs and frozen peas...what is not to like??

I think it's the knife to the peen that's scaring me off.

Iss not so bad

Pretty sure the "doctor" that did mine used a rusty soup can to cut me.

It helps if you wash your scrotum every once in a while

Really, I just posted that to see if scrotum was filtered. Nope. Scrotum

 

[SofaKings]

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Maybe I'll go to an Asian market for rubbers.

I can't believe you haven't gotten a vasectomy yet.

Nuts to that.

Drugs and frozen peas...what is not to like??

I think it's the knife to the peen that's scaring me off.

Iss not so bad

Pretty sure the "doctor" that did mine used a rusty soup can to cut me.

Not our fault your wife had a convo with the dr before the procedure.

It was/is a doctor she works with. Maybe he was just jealous or something. All I know is it hurt like a mother####er. I screamed like a banshee. Twice. It felt and sounded like somebody cutting wire with snips.

 

[General Malaise]

Maybe I'll go to an Asian market for rubbers.

I can't believe you haven't gotten a vasectomy yet.

Nuts to that.

Drugs and frozen peas...what is not to like??

I think it's the knife to the peen that's scaring me off.

Iss not so bad

Pretty sure the "doctor" that did mine used a rusty soup can to cut me.

It helps if you wash your scrotum every once in a while

Really, I just posted that to see if scrotum was filtered. Nope. Scrotum

well, to be fair, all the important staff members are in Vegas right now. So I guess we can just let 'em fly.SCROTUM! NIPPLES! BALLS! SCHMEGMA!

 

[General Malaise]

Maybe I'll go to an Asian market for rubbers.

I can't believe you haven't gotten a vasectomy yet.

Nuts to that.

Drugs and frozen peas...what is not to like??

I think it's the knife to the peen that's scaring me off.

Iss not so bad

Pretty sure the "doctor" that did mine used a rusty soup can to cut me.

Not our fault your wife had a convo with the dr before the procedure.

It was/is a doctor she works with. Maybe he was just jealous or something. All I know is it hurt like a mother####er. I screamed like a banshee. Twice. It felt and sounded like somebody cutting wire with snips.

Yeah, this ain't helping...

 

[Guster]

Maybe I'll go to an Asian market for rubbers.

I can't believe you haven't gotten a vasectomy yet.

Nuts to that.

Drugs and frozen peas...what is not to like??

I think it's the knife to the peen that's scaring me off.

Iss not so bad

Pretty sure the "doctor" that did mine used a rusty soup can to cut me.

It helps if you wash your scrotum every once in a while

Really, I just posted that to see if scrotum was filtered. Nope. Scrotum

well, to be fair, all the important staff members are in Vegas right now. So I guess we can just let 'em fly.SCROTUM! NIPPLES! BALLS! SCHMEGMA!

NumptyGrundle

 

[General Malaise]

PUBIC HAIR!

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Maybe I'll go to an Asian market for rubbers.

I can't believe you haven't gotten a vasectomy yet.

Nuts to that.

Drugs and frozen peas...what is not to like??

I think it's the knife to the peen that's scaring me off.

Iss not so bad

Pretty sure the "doctor" that did mine used a rusty soup can to cut me.

Not our fault your wife had a convo with the dr before the procedure.

It was/is a doctor she works with. Maybe he was just jealous or something. All I know is it hurt like a mother####er. I screamed like a banshee. Twice. It felt and sounded like somebody cutting wire with snips.

Yeah, this ain't helping...

I would get a good recommendation from somebody that doesn't already bust your balls.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Good vasectomy talk in here.

 

[General Malaise]

KUHN!!!!

 

[St. Louis Bob]

St. Louis Bob,

eoMMan,

T Bell,

Tremendous Upside,

Nigel Tufnel,

East Coast Bias,

ScottNorwood

 

[T Bell]

Love it when they break out the 2000 version of Faith Hill. So hot.

I would like to put a baby in her.

I'd settle for a few hundred million sperm.

 

[Nigel Tufnel]

St. Louis Bob,

eoMMan,

T Bell,

Tremendous Upside,

Nigel Tufnel,

East Coast Bias,

ScottNorwood

Hey, guys.

 

[T Bell]

Rolling Rock 16 ouncers. Winning!

Mrs. SLB says if I want to get laid, I shouldn't drink. Really torn here.

Get laid, then drink.

 

[T Bell]

Rolling Rock 16 ouncers. Winning!

Mrs. SLB says if I want to get laid, I shouldn't drink. Really torn here.

I have not been laid in months. Though I do think tonight might be the night.

Aren't you marrie- nevermind.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

St. Louis Bob,

eoMMan,

T Bell,

Tremendous Upside,

Nigel Tufnel,

East Coast Bias,

ScottNorwood

Hey, guys.

Rolling Rock 16 ouncers. Winning!

Mrs. SLB says if I want to get laid, I shouldn't drink. Really torn here.

Get laid, then drink.

You're a genius.

 

[T Bell]

PUBIC HAIR!

We got pickles for that.

 

[General Malaise]

So Tanner is gone but Redmond is back? I'll take it.

 

[cosjobs]

Scrot 'em if you got 'em

 

[General Malaise]

I smoked a victory cigar on Thursday and promptly vomited in the parking lot when I was done.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

So Tanner is gone but Redmond is back? I'll take it.

Texted Tanner today, haven't heard back. :(

 

[cosjobs]

I had a dream last night Frosty had a sex change operation.

The only dream I've had of a FBG was GM being my barber.

I would have preferred that. Hell I haven't been to a barber in 7 years.

I think GM should give everyone a haircut that weekend.You guys saw that Stu signed up, right? THis things rounding into shape

Latest status on The Frostys?? Stu and Uni are in for the carpool and just need to decide if Mrs. Frosty has to sit on anyone's lap.

The Frostys are out. But I hear Nigel gives good lap.

 

[Mr.Pack]

So Tanner is gone but Redmond is back? I'll take it.

Texted Tanner today, haven't heard back. :(

Alive and well on the Facebooks