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I'm at home again working because I still feel like hell. Got my second round of antibiotics, Levaquin this time. Finally decide to finish off the rest of the turkey noodle soup when my phone rings. "Mr. SLB, this is the nurse at Calvin's school, he's throwing up." Cool. Go get him and begins to projectile vomit as soon as we get outside.Parenting is fun.
You should have come back with "You're the nurse, you take care of him. What are we paying you for anyway?"
:lmao: :lmao:That's the real #####, the RN I keep on retainer was getting her hair done.
You should ask her the same questions.
Oh she'll get a good talking to when I feel better. :angry: :mellow: :unsure: :lmao:
 
I'm at home again working because I still feel like hell. Got my second round of antibiotics, Levaquin this time. Finally decide to finish off the rest of the turkey noodle soup when my phone rings. "Mr. SLB, this is the nurse at Calvin's school, he's throwing up." Cool. Go get him and begins to projectile vomit as soon as we get outside.Parenting is fun.
You should have come back with "You're the nurse, you take care of him. What are we paying you for anyway?"
:lmao: :lmao:That's the real #####, the RN I keep on retainer was getting her hair done.
You should ask her the same questions.
She got home just in time. He's puking all over the place again. I've also discovered they have American Dad on Netflix streaming. Looks like I know what I'll be doing soon.
 
I'm at home again working because I still feel like hell. Got my second round of antibiotics, Levaquin this time. Finally decide to finish off the rest of the turkey noodle soup when my phone rings. "Mr. SLB, this is the nurse at Calvin's school, he's throwing up." Cool. Go get him and begins to projectile vomit as soon as we get outside.Parenting is fun.
You should have come back with "You're the nurse, you take care of him. What are we paying you for anyway?"
:lmao: :lmao:That's the real #####, the RN I keep on retainer was getting her hair done.
You should ask her the same questions.
She got home just in time. He's puking all over the place again. I've also discovered they have American Dad on Netflix streaming. Looks like I know what I'll be doing soon.
I'm watching The Bachelor :bag:Baby won't take a bottle from me. At all. For 6 months, I figured "hey, mom will throw her a boob" and we'll just go on like that forever. Big mistake. So I'm just feeding her sweet potatoes, apples and prime rib that I pulsed in my NINJA MASTER PREP!!! (I ever tell you guys how much I love that thing?)
 
Think I got it figured out, thanks fellas/ladies. Can't wait to see you all there and meet some new folks.
what's the mystery solution?
Cheap airfare and one way tickets. And good friends. And determination. And a message I need to deliver to Tony Romo in person. Not Mr. YRS, the real suckhole that is the Dallas pivot.
this is so confusing, but glad it worked out somehow.also, tell JTC he's been on the clock for about 4.5 hours.
 
'Aaron Rudnicki said:
'General Malaise said:
'Aaron Rudnicki said:
'General Malaise said:
Think I got it figured out, thanks fellas/ladies. Can't wait to see you all there and meet some new folks.
what's the mystery solution?
Cheap airfare and one way tickets. And good friends. And determination. And a message I need to deliver to Tony Romo in person. Not Mr. YRS, the real suckhole that is the Dallas pivot.
this is so confusing, but glad it worked out somehow.also, tell JTC he's been on the clock for about 4.5 hours.
I found a cheap one-way ticket from Austin to Dallas that leaves Sunday morning. Then another cheap one-way ticket that flies from Dallas to Portland Monday morning. The return leg of my RT ticket will go unused, but seems like a small price to pay for a chance to say goodbye. My buddy throwing the party for Judson lives out by DFW, so I'll just crash with him that night. :shrug:Also, I hate Tony Romo with the blazing hot intensity of 4 million suns.
 
'St. Louis Bob said:
'Officer Pete Malloy said:
'St. Louis Bob said:
'Officer Pete Malloy said:
'St. Louis Bob said:
I'm at home again working because I still feel like hell. Got my second round of antibiotics, Levaquin this time. Finally decide to finish off the rest of the turkey noodle soup when my phone rings. "Mr. SLB, this is the nurse at Calvin's school, he's throwing up." Cool. Go get him and begins to projectile vomit as soon as we get outside.Parenting is fun.
You should have come back with "You're the nurse, you take care of him. What are we paying you for anyway?"
:lmao: :lmao:That's the real #####, the RN I keep on retainer was getting her hair done.
You should ask her the same questions.
She got home just in time. He's puking all over the place again. I've also discovered they have American Dad on Netflix streaming. Looks like I know what I'll be doing soon.
Cleaning up vomit?
 
'General Malaise said:
'St. Louis Bob said:
'Officer Pete Malloy said:
'St. Louis Bob said:
'Officer Pete Malloy said:
'St. Louis Bob said:
I'm at home again working because I still feel like hell. Got my second round of antibiotics, Levaquin this time. Finally decide to finish off the rest of the turkey noodle soup when my phone rings. "Mr. SLB, this is the nurse at Calvin's school, he's throwing up." Cool. Go get him and begins to projectile vomit as soon as we get outside.

Parenting is fun.
You should have come back with "You're the nurse, you take care of him. What are we paying you for anyway?"
:lmao: :lmao: That's the real #####, the RN I keep on retainer was getting her hair done.
You should ask her the same questions.
She got home just in time. He's puking all over the place again. I've also discovered they have American Dad on Netflix streaming. Looks like I know what I'll be doing soon.
I'm watching The Bachelor :bag: Baby won't take a bottle from me. At all. For 6 months, I figured "hey, mom will throw her a boob" and we'll just go on like that forever. Big mistake. So I'm just feeding her sweet potatoes, apples and prime rib that I pulsed in my NINJA MASTER PREP!!! (I ever tell you guys how much I love that thing?)
:lmao: :lmao: If you saw my FB post, that's what Cal picked our for Mrs. SLB for Christmas. It's the professional version he was quick to point out.
 
'Aaron Rudnicki said:
'General Malaise said:
'Aaron Rudnicki said:
'General Malaise said:
Think I got it figured out, thanks fellas/ladies. Can't wait to see you all there and meet some new folks.
what's the mystery solution?
Cheap airfare and one way tickets. And good friends. And determination. And a message I need to deliver to Tony Romo in person. Not Mr. YRS, the real suckhole that is the Dallas pivot.
this is so confusing, but glad it worked out somehow.also, tell JTC he's been on the clock for about 4.5 hours.
I found a cheap one-way ticket from Austin to Dallas that leaves Sunday morning. Then another cheap one-way ticket that flies from Dallas to Portland Monday morning. The return leg of my RT ticket will go unused, but seems like a small price to pay for a chance to say goodbye. My buddy throwing the party for Judson lives out by DFW, so I'll just crash with him that night. :shrug: Also, I hate Tony Romo with the blazing hot intensity of 4 million suns.
Feel free to go ahead and use all trillion trillion suns.
 
'General Malaise said:
'St. Louis Bob said:
'Officer Pete Malloy said:
'St. Louis Bob said:
'Officer Pete Malloy said:
'St. Louis Bob said:
I'm at home again working because I still feel like hell. Got my second round of antibiotics, Levaquin this time. Finally decide to finish off the rest of the turkey noodle soup when my phone rings. "Mr. SLB, this is the nurse at Calvin's school, he's throwing up." Cool. Go get him and begins to projectile vomit as soon as we get outside.

Parenting is fun.
You should have come back with "You're the nurse, you take care of him. What are we paying you for anyway?"
:lmao: :lmao: That's the real #####, the RN I keep on retainer was getting her hair done.
You should ask her the same questions.
She got home just in time. He's puking all over the place again. I've also discovered they have American Dad on Netflix streaming. Looks like I know what I'll be doing soon.
I'm watching The Bachelor :bag: Baby won't take a bottle from me. At all. For 6 months, I figured "hey, mom will throw her a boob" and we'll just go on like that forever. Big mistake. So I'm just feeding her sweet potatoes, apples and prime rib that I pulsed in my NINJA MASTER PREP!!! (I ever tell you guys how much I love that thing?)
:lmao: :lmao: If you saw my FB post, that's what Cal picked our for Mrs. SLB for Christmas. It's the professional version he was quick to point out.
It's pretty sweet. My wife has been making baby food with it, which has been a life savor considering little bundle of fury won't touch a bottle.
 
'Aaron Rudnicki said:
'General Malaise said:
'Aaron Rudnicki said:
'General Malaise said:
Think I got it figured out, thanks fellas/ladies. Can't wait to see you all there and meet some new folks.
what's the mystery solution?
Cheap airfare and one way tickets. And good friends. And determination. And a message I need to deliver to Tony Romo in person. Not Mr. YRS, the real suckhole that is the Dallas pivot.
this is so confusing, but glad it worked out somehow.also, tell JTC he's been on the clock for about 4.5 hours.
I found a cheap one-way ticket from Austin to Dallas that leaves Sunday morning. Then another cheap one-way ticket that flies from Dallas to Portland Monday morning. The return leg of my RT ticket will go unused, but seems like a small price to pay for a chance to say goodbye. My buddy throwing the party for Judson lives out by DFW, so I'll just crash with him that night. :shrug: Also, I hate Tony Romo with the blazing hot intensity of 4 million suns.
Feel free to go ahead and use all trillion trillion suns.
70 billion at last count.
 
'St. Louis Bob said:
'Officer Pete Malloy said:
'St. Louis Bob said:
'Officer Pete Malloy said:
'St. Louis Bob said:
I'm at home again working because I still feel like hell. Got my second round of antibiotics, Levaquin this time. Finally decide to finish off the rest of the turkey noodle soup when my phone rings. "Mr. SLB, this is the nurse at Calvin's school, he's throwing up." Cool. Go get him and begins to projectile vomit as soon as we get outside.Parenting is fun.
You should have come back with "You're the nurse, you take care of him. What are we paying you for anyway?"
:lmao: :lmao:That's the real #####, the RN I keep on retainer was getting her hair done.
You should ask her the same questions.
She got home just in time. He's puking all over the place again. I've also discovered they have American Dad on Netflix streaming. Looks like I know what I'll be doing soon.
Cleaning up vomit?
:lmao: Good one!
 
Got drunk and bent the ish out of my NINJA MASTER PREP'S blades on frozen bananas. :unsure:
Trying to make the connection here between being drunk and going with frozen bananas....did you crap out at the meat raffle?
If you blend frozen nanners they kind of taste like vanilla ice cream. I think you're suppposed to add milk though and I didn't...or something.
 
'Aaron Rudnicki said:
'General Malaise said:
'Aaron Rudnicki said:
'General Malaise said:
Think I got it figured out, thanks fellas/ladies. Can't wait to see you all there and meet some new folks.
what's the mystery solution?
Cheap airfare and one way tickets. And good friends. And determination. And a message I need to deliver to Tony Romo in person. Not Mr. YRS, the real suckhole that is the Dallas pivot.
this is so confusing, but glad it worked out somehow.also, tell JTC he's been on the clock for about 4.5 hours.
I found a cheap one-way ticket from Austin to Dallas that leaves Sunday morning. Then another cheap one-way ticket that flies from Dallas to Portland Monday morning. The return leg of my RT ticket will go unused, but seems like a small price to pay for a chance to say goodbye. My buddy throwing the party for Judson lives out by DFW, so I'll just crash with him that night. :shrug:Also, I hate Tony Romo with the blazing hot intensity of 4 million suns.
just was confused why cosjobs had to speak to you in person to communicate the option of booking a couple new one-way tickets.after watching Ryan Fitzpatrick for the past few years, I'd kill for a Tony Romo.
 
'Aaron Rudnicki said:
'General Malaise said:
'Aaron Rudnicki said:
'General Malaise said:
Think I got it figured out, thanks fellas/ladies. Can't wait to see you all there and meet some new folks.
what's the mystery solution?
Cheap airfare and one way tickets. And good friends. And determination. And a message I need to deliver to Tony Romo in person. Not Mr. YRS, the real suckhole that is the Dallas pivot.
this is so confusing, but glad it worked out somehow.also, tell JTC he's been on the clock for about 4.5 hours.
I found a cheap one-way ticket from Austin to Dallas that leaves Sunday morning. Then another cheap one-way ticket that flies from Dallas to Portland Monday morning. The return leg of my RT ticket will go unused, but seems like a small price to pay for a chance to say goodbye. My buddy throwing the party for Judson lives out by DFW, so I'll just crash with him that night. :shrug: Also, I hate Tony Romo with the blazing hot intensity of 4 million suns.
Feel free to go ahead and use all trillion trillion suns.
70 billion at last count.
:lmao:
 
'Aaron Rudnicki said:
'General Malaise said:
'Aaron Rudnicki said:
'General Malaise said:
Think I got it figured out, thanks fellas/ladies. Can't wait to see you all there and meet some new folks.
what's the mystery solution?
Cheap airfare and one way tickets. And good friends. And determination. And a message I need to deliver to Tony Romo in person. Not Mr. YRS, the real suckhole that is the Dallas pivot.
this is so confusing, but glad it worked out somehow.also, tell JTC he's been on the clock for about 4.5 hours.
I found a cheap one-way ticket from Austin to Dallas that leaves Sunday morning. Then another cheap one-way ticket that flies from Dallas to Portland Monday morning. The return leg of my RT ticket will go unused, but seems like a small price to pay for a chance to say goodbye. My buddy throwing the party for Judson lives out by DFW, so I'll just crash with him that night. :shrug:Also, I hate Tony Romo with the blazing hot intensity of 4 million suns.
just was confused why cosjobs had to speak to you in person to communicate the option of booking a couple new one-way tickets.after watching Ryan Fitzpatrick for the past few years, I'd kill for a Tony Romo.
Lonely, imo.
 
'Aaron Rudnicki said:
'General Malaise said:
'Aaron Rudnicki said:
'General Malaise said:
Think I got it figured out, thanks fellas/ladies. Can't wait to see you all there and meet some new folks.
what's the mystery solution?
Cheap airfare and one way tickets. And good friends. And determination. And a message I need to deliver to Tony Romo in person. Not Mr. YRS, the real suckhole that is the Dallas pivot.
this is so confusing, but glad it worked out somehow.also, tell JTC he's been on the clock for about 4.5 hours.
I found a cheap one-way ticket from Austin to Dallas that leaves Sunday morning. Then another cheap one-way ticket that flies from Dallas to Portland Monday morning. The return leg of my RT ticket will go unused, but seems like a small price to pay for a chance to say goodbye. My buddy throwing the party for Judson lives out by DFW, so I'll just crash with him that night. :shrug:Also, I hate Tony Romo with the blazing hot intensity of 4 million suns.
just was confused why cosjobs had to speak to you in person to communicate the option of booking a couple new one-way tickets.after watching Ryan Fitzpatrick for the past few years, I'd kill for a Tony Romo.
Just pointing me in the right direction. I was a little lost this morning.I'd take Fitzpatrick's mom over Romo.
 
I have watched seasons 2, 3 and 4 of Sons Of Anarchy on my phone thanks to the miracle of Netflix. I may just have to buy season 5 on iTunes tonight. I know it's no Wire (haven't seen), Breaking Bad (I'm a season plus behind) or Mad Men, but it was perfect lowest common denominator entertainment this week.

 
Romo criticism jumped the shark 5 yrs ago. He's nowhere near the top of the list of the Cowboys problems. :shrug:
Oh, I don't know about all that now. Felix Jones didn't throw those horrendous interceptions against Washington. When he makes his first clutch throw in a game that matters, call me and I will eat all the crow you can serve. But he cannot deliver in the biggest of moments and if you can't point the finger at least a little bit his way, I want to know why and who to blame. He has MULTIPLE games with 5-INTS. That's shameful. Grumble, grumble, grumble...
 
'JZilla said:
That's quite the conundrum. Sorry about your friend btw. I assume "Judson" is a fake name - sounds like one of Tanner's kids.
Before I was born my mom was going to name me Judson. Thankfully, my dad stepped in and said "We're not naming the kid Judson," and they named me something else.A couple of years ago we were up around San Antonio and saw these sweatshirts and t-shirts for a local team, Judson H.S., so I bought a few to wear home. Dad got a kick out of them; Mom not so much.One brisk autumn day I hit the driving range wearing my Judson sweatshirt and the old dude behind the counter remarks that there's a high school up around San Antonio with that name, yada yada. I say "Yeah, but I bought it as kind of a joke because my name was supposed to be Judson" and gave a chuckle as if to imply "Could you imagine?"He looks at me for a second and says "What's wrong with that? My name is Judson."All I could muster was a "It's a fine name."
Screw you guys!glll to your buddy, GM
Knew this was coming. :lol:
 
Romo criticism jumped the shark 5 yrs ago. He's nowhere near the top of the list of the Cowboys problems. :shrug:
:goodposting:
Granted it's been 16 years since I lived in Dallas, but I can't imagine the Hardline on the Ticket taking it easy on Romo for throwing up in the clutch. Doesn't playoff winning matter anymore? What has happened to my city? God, they used to EAT Aikman up alive whenever he started fading in his career. And that was Aikman. Mr. Clutch. The guy who didn't barf on his jersey when the games mattered.
 
I don't know if I mentioned that I went to my HS alma mater to give a talk a couple of weeks back. I spoke to the Latin and Criminal Justice classes about practicing law and what I thought they ought to study if they wanted to do the same.Today I got a thank you card in the mail. Each of the teachers wrote one sentence. Every kid except one simply signed his name. I feel like he's a future GMTANner. In careful print, he signed: "Thinking of you --Rob Daniels"
:lmao:
what time does the flight leave Houston?seems like a drive to Dallas and then to Houston might work if you can hitch a ride with Charv.
8:52am Monday morning....can I miss the first leg of the flight from Austin to Houston without calling the airline?
I'm sure this has been covered (Krippling), but no. They'll cancel you out of the second flight.
 
what's the reasoning for an airline not letting you catch the 2nd leg of a booked flight if you miss the first?

 
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'General Malaise said:
Think I got it figured out, thanks fellas/ladies. Can't wait to see you all there and meet some new folks.
Don't know what you figured out, but I could donate Delta miles to get you a flight back from Dallas directly to Portland, if that would be easier.
 
what's the reasoning for an airline not letting you catch the 2nd leg of a booked flight if you miss the first?
It's related to their wacky pricing systems (don't ask me to explain that). Sometimes people try to do it to get a cheaper flight, which they don't want, and YES it is true that what I'm saying is that often a roundtrip flight that has a stop in XX is cheaper than a roundtrip flight that begins and ends in XX.
 
what's the reasoning for an airline not letting you catch the 2nd leg of a booked flight if you miss the first?
It often a way to get cheaper fares and they don't want you doing that. Plus most business models make huge earnings on customer mistakes and do not want to interfere with that revenue stream (see credit cards and banks).
 
what's the reasoning for an airline not letting you catch the 2nd leg of a booked flight if you miss the first?
http://articles.businessinsider.com/2012-01-13/news/30622644_1_evans-american-airlines-original-ticket
"Normally what happens is if you miss one leg, your entire itinerary is cancelled," he said over the phone. "That's just a standard practice. They assume you can't catch up or — and it's an issue with revenue — they're funny about how you use their tickets."They can charge more for a one-way ticket than a round-trip ticket," he continued. "They don't want you throwing away the first part of ticket and using the second part to fly back because that would allow people to game the system." To the airline's credit, a customer representative got in touch with Evans and issued a credit for his original ticket. They refused to the refund the cost of his one-way fare, however.
 
Romo criticism jumped the shark 5 yrs ago. He's nowhere near the top of the list of the Cowboys problems. :shrug:
:goodposting:
Granted it's been 16 years since I lived in Dallas, but I can't imagine the Hardline on the Ticket taking it easy on Romo for throwing up in the clutch. Doesn't playoff winning matter anymore? What has happened to my city? God, they used to EAT Aikman up alive whenever he started fading in his career. And that was Aikman. Mr. Clutch. The guy who didn't barf on his jersey when the games mattered.
The Ticket burns plenty of segments on Romo, but they have also come to the conclusion that this offensive line is beyond bad, they haven't had a decent running back for Romo outside of Murray when healthy and MB3 for about 6 games, and zero depth on this team. That falls on poor drafting, poor free agent buys, and lack of overall player development. And that falls on Jerry. It's easy to point out Romo's failures, real easy, but this team is 4-12 this season with just about any other QB this year, and that QB probably doesn't finish the season.
 
this Chris Herren documentary gets me every time.. phew
Never really paid attention to the whole story because it was about basketball.
the Unguarded documentary? loosely, i guess
No, who Chris Herren was and why some guy was telling me about knowing a guy who sold him drugs.
nevermind me. i got flustered by a PM SacramentoBob sent earlier. :wub:
 

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