Bogart
Footballguy
He works fast. I'm guessing he wore her down with excessive wording and she just agreed. Congrats GB!!
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ScottNorwood
Footballcutie
Strike while the iron is hot, my friend.the timing could not be betterhaven't been to the Shark Pool in a couple years.. but if someone wants to chum the wateri was thinking a "Defense is the reason the Pats won those SB's, not Brady" thread might be fun
Those Pats fans would scream for your head on a pike.
JaxBill
Footballguy
Only Thing I Know about StarkeETA: The best part about Starke is that it's not Waldo or Lawtey (neighboring notorious speed traps)'Mr. Pickles said:I've driven through Starke more times than I can count having gone to school at UF. I never did stop for some smoked mullet.'RenegadeGM said:'Mr. Pickles said:Isn't there some creepy church there, St. George or something? I remember driving through there and just wanting to get through it as fast as possible.
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RenegadeGM
Footballguy
That's right - had forgotten about that! I also remember Waldo being notorious for speed traps.Are you in Jacksonville, JaxBill?Only Thing I Know about StarkeETA: The best part about Starke is that it's not Waldo or Lawtey (neighboring notorious speed traps)'Mr. Pickles said:I've driven through Starke more times than I can count having gone to school at UF. I never did stop for some smoked mullet.'RenegadeGM said:'Mr. Pickles said:
JaxBill
Footballguy
Yes, I've lived in Jacksonville for about 15 years now.Speaking of Waldo, I have to admit I have stopped in this bar a couple of times.https://plus.google.com/112127222420257329571/about?hl=enThat's right - had forgotten about that! I also remember Waldo being notorious for speed traps.Are you in Jacksonville, JaxBill?Only Thing I Know about StarkeETA: The best part about Starke is that it's not Waldo or Lawtey (neighboring notorious speed traps)'Mr. Pickles said:I've driven through Starke more times than I can count having gone to school at UF. I never did stop for some smoked mullet.'RenegadeGM said:'Mr. Pickles said:
RenegadeGM
Footballguy
Cool, used to live in Jax, but moved away early 90s.Yes, I've lived in Jacksonville for about 15 years now.Speaking of Waldo, I have to admit I have stopped in this bar a couple of times.https://plus.google.com/112127222420257329571/about?hl=enThat's right - had forgotten about that! I also remember Waldo being notorious for speed traps.Are you in Jacksonville, JaxBill?Only Thing I Know about StarkeETA: The best part about Starke is that it's not Waldo or Lawtey (neighboring notorious speed traps)'Mr. Pickles said:I've driven through Starke more times than I can count having gone to school at UF. I never did stop for some smoked mullet.'RenegadeGM said:'Mr. Pickles said:
Guster
Footballguy
'cosjobs said:
not sure how exciting it is, but here is a new GMTAN Coshole shirt design in 1 color for lower cost.In black, so it's slimming (I'll take a large, GB).
Now featuring the official coshole mascot, for those that didn't appreciate my efforts to reproduce GM's face as a cartoon on a shirt
my link
ETA - tough to tell with the quality of the preview, but the dog tag says:
cos
hole
'13
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Guster
Footballguy
Frostillicus
Footballguy
Is there a prize for second?
RenegadeGM
Footballguy
I'm not a regular in this thread or anything but nice job on the shirt... good stuff'cosjobs said:
In black, so it's slimming (I'll take a large, GB).
Now featuring the official coshole mascot, for those that didn't appreciate my efforts to reproduce GM's face as a cartoon on a shirt
my link
ETA - tough to tell with the quality of the preview, but the dog tag says:
cos
hole
'13
cosjobs
Footballguy
a set of steak Knives
Mr. Pickles
Footballguy
Yeah, the plaque for second place is down in the ladies' room.
Frostillicus
Footballguy
F you guys, I have a good shot at second. That's impressive my mom said.
Frostillicus
Footballguy
Caved. Going to foot specialist lady tomorrow. Is very hurty.
Hawks64
Footballguy
GL, walking boots/surgical shoes are the suck.
Frostillicus
Footballguy
God I hope it's gout.
Mr. Pickles
Footballguy
Good luck with your foot AIDS.
Frostillicus
Footballguy
The Shark Pool is nothing but people bumping old threads to say "I told you so." Mostly Patriot or Flacco related.
shuke
Black Ice Skeptic
This is also why I am not going.'krista4 said:It's even worse than you think. At first I wasn't going because I didn't know what was going on with my life/job/schedule, but now I see I could make it for a day at least. Reason I'm not going: because I'm ####### fat. Seriously. Something awful has happened particularly in the last year and I've gained an enormous amount of weight--and am not pregnant despite GMTAN reports to the contrary--and am now fat and disgusted with myself and don't want to hold myself out that way to my iFriends. So I'm not going to see people I care about, including Uruk who might be dying, because of vanity. So now I'm disgusted with myself not only for being fat but for being a vain jerk, too. :(ETA: And also whining about myself when CD has actual problems.'Bogart said:'krista4 said:
Frostillicus
Footballguy
I don't think that's a thing, you guys.
cosjobs
Footballguy
coshole updates
If the weather patterns hold, we will be looking at highs in the low 60s during the day and low 50s in the evening. I will update as we get closer
As mentioned earlier, anyone looking for a really good time outside the oaks on Sat night should consider Carnaval. Tix are 40-65 and it will sell out. It is the place to be that evening. Let me know if you want me to acquire some for you.
I was thinking bbq Friday but it might be fun to tend the pit Sat/Sun and have bbq for the SB instead and fix a big pot of shrimp gumbo fro Friday night. The advantage of that is that it would stay hot and keep well for people arriving over an eight hour window. THoughts?
If the weather patterns hold, we will be looking at highs in the low 60s during the day and low 50s in the evening. I will update as we get closer
As mentioned earlier, anyone looking for a really good time outside the oaks on Sat night should consider Carnaval. Tix are 40-65 and it will sell out. It is the place to be that evening. Let me know if you want me to acquire some for you.
I was thinking bbq Friday but it might be fun to tend the pit Sat/Sun and have bbq for the SB instead and fix a big pot of shrimp gumbo fro Friday night. The advantage of that is that it would stay hot and keep well for people arriving over an eight hour window. THoughts?
shuke
Black Ice Skeptic
Other one was way better.'cosjobs said:
In black, so it's slimming (I'll take a large, GB).
Now featuring the official coshole mascot, for those that didn't appreciate my efforts to reproduce GM's face as a cartoon on a shirt
my link
ETA - tough to tell with the quality of the preview, but the dog tag says:
cos
hole
'13
Mr. Pickles
Footballguy
I don't think that's a thing, you guys.
Mr. Pickles
Footballguy
Agreed. I don't get this new one.Other one was way better.'cosjobs said:
In black, so it's slimming (I'll take a large, GB).
Now featuring the official coshole mascot, for those that didn't appreciate my efforts to reproduce GM's face as a cartoon on a shirt
my link
ETA - tough to tell with the quality of the preview, but the dog tag says:
cos
hole
'13
shuke
Black Ice Skeptic
What's wrong again?Both of mine are ####ing hurting. But I'm tired of going to the doctor.
Frostillicus
Footballguy
I'm struggling to make the connection.I don't think that's a thing, you guys.
cosjobs
Footballguy
You don't remember when my poodle od'ed on GM's pot last year?Agreed. I don't get this new one.Other one was way better.'cosjobs said:
In black, so it's slimming (I'll take a large, GB).
Now featuring the official coshole mascot, for those that didn't appreciate my efforts to reproduce GM's face as a cartoon on a shirt
my link
ETA - tough to tell with the quality of the preview, but the dog tag says:
cos
hole
'13
Mr. Pickles
Footballguy
I do not.You don't remember when my poodle od'ed on GM's pot last year?Agreed. I don't get this new one.Other one was way better.'cosjobs said:
In black, so it's slimming (I'll take a large, GB).
Now featuring the official coshole mascot, for those that didn't appreciate my efforts to reproduce GM's face as a cartoon on a shirt
my link
ETA - tough to tell with the quality of the preview, but the dog tag says:
cos
hole
'13
cosjobs
Footballguy
Epic Notebook FailI do not.You don't remember when my poodle od'ed on GM's pot last year?Agreed. I don't get this new one.Other one was way better.'cosjobs said:
In black, so it's slimming (I'll take a large, GB).
Now featuring the official coshole mascot, for those that didn't appreciate my efforts to reproduce GM's face as a cartoon on a shirt
my link
ETA - tough to tell with the quality of the preview, but the dog tag says:
cos
hole
'13
I thought the first shirt was awesome and better too, but everybody wearing a stoned poodle shirt is good shtick too.
Frostillicus
Footballguy
Tuesday morning my foot hurt for no reason I could recall (and I didn't drink the night prior). Tuesday evening I said F it and ran on the treadmill anyway. Since then the pain has been between a 3 and an 8. My wife made me an appointment with her podiatrist friend (special favor) on Friday and I told her to forget it because Friday morning I was at a 3 and figured I was getting better. Was very hurty again Saturday and I was gonna play it cool so my wife couldn't call me a dubmass but keeps getting worse so here we are. If you wanted more the symptoms, which I now suspect is what you were asking, my foot really ####### hurts. Sometimes it's just the top and sometimes it's the whole thing including teh calf. I'm starting to suspect foot AIDS.
cosjobs
Footballguy
Oh yeah, now I remember
proninja
Footballguy
'mr. furley said:give yourself a shot at a clear head for a while. show your wife you are taking her word seriously. do it for your kid. no kid wants to grow up with a dad who puts booze ahead of them. whether you think you aren't or not, it will still seem that way to your family if your life is going to #### and you continue to drink.my'Abraham said:
Mr. Pickles
Footballguy
I don't think that's a thing, you guys.
cosjobs
Footballguy
Funny that the three people complaining are not coming.Just sayin'
Mr. Pickles
Footballguy
Frostillicus
Footballguy
Still don't get it.NOTE: I did not click that link.I don't think that's a thing, you guys.
proninja
Footballguy
Someone signed up for an Amazon account with my email address. Now I get a bunch of emails from Amazon every time he orders something. Which is often. There isn't any unsubscribe option, only a link to the "my account" page which I obviously can't access. Any idea how I would go about fixing this?
cosjobs
Footballguy
Call Drifter
proninja
Footballguy
I thought I'd just drive over there and demand he fix it right away instead
Frostillicus
Footballguy
FYI - footaids.com just takes you to some site that sells Dr. Scholls and ####.
Mr. Pickles
Footballguy
For whatever reason, my Gmail address is hugely popular with people thinking they are emailing someone else. I get all kinds of things: invites to baby showers, dance team updates, reminders to pick up my prescriptions, school closing information, etc. Usually I realize it's a losing battle and just delete, but sometimes I email them letting them know they are idiots. You might do something like that.
General Malaise
Footballguy
### #### IT!Q!!!!!!
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