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GM's thread about nothing (19 Viewers)

And thank you all for the feedback. I told him at lunch that all but two people on the Internet think I need to suck it up and let this shower happen. Looks like that's what I'll do. :kicksrock:As Sarnoff mentioned, the shtick factor should at least be high, given my MIL's taste and what I assume her friends' tastes will be like.
"Hey, if I'm going to sit through this thing with y'all, can I at least get a bottle of wine over here?No? How about a smoke?"
 
- I love all things spicy, but I sweat like a pastor in a whorehouse if I even smell a jalapeno, so don't be alarmed if I'm all flushed and moist. :softball:π - I usually just go with the flow regarding social activities, but I should probably pass on Carnivale (sp?). I have an early flight out Sunday morning and have a history of crossing lines and pushing envelopes. A setting with rampant transsexual midget nudity is probably not optimal for me.® - Perhaps we can hold a poker game Saturday night for those who do not go out on the town? ∞ - I've been known to do a bit of gambling so if anybody wants to go a quarter a game on anything Saturday (hockey, hoops, bocce, plane arrivals) I'll be your huckleberry.

 
Official Amburger Summary

Dopey, chesty 23 year-old unemployed Canadian who lives at home (or someone catfishing us all) shows up at :e: because Posty reported a post of hers and she got a TO. GM gets fed up with her, SirFelixCat is completely smitten, everyone else falls somewhere in-between.

Overall it's a pretty funny thread, but she wears you down after awhile.

 
Official Amburger Summary

Dopey, chesty 23 year-old unemployed Canadian who lives at home (or someone catfishing us all) shows up at :e: because Posty reported a post of hers and she got a TO. GM gets fed up with her, SirFelixCat is completely smitten, everyone else falls somewhere in-between.

Overall it's a pretty funny thread, but she wears you down after awhile.
Oh bull####. But I agree, she is like a rock tumbler. Give her couple of weeks and she could make you a Grand Canyon anywhere in the world.

 
I play music for my students when they are doing bookwork. I use Grooveshark so I can pick specific songs and make sure nothing inappropriate comes up. I have a playlist with about 200 songs from Taylor Swift to the Clash.Kid asks me just now "Can I make a song suggestion? 'Drops of Jupiter' by Train."I told him "Yeah, I'll look into that. :mellow: "

 
Official Amburger Summary

Dopey, chesty 23 year-old unemployed Canadian who lives at home (or someone catfishing us all) shows up at :e: because Posty reported a post of hers and she got a TO. GM gets fed up with her, SirFelixCat is completely smitten, everyone else falls somewhere in-between.

Overall it's a pretty funny thread, but she wears you down after awhile.
Thanks, guy.
 
I play music for my students when they are doing bookwork. I use Grooveshark so I can pick specific songs and make sure nothing inappropriate comes up. I have a playlist with about 200 songs from Taylor Swift to the Clash.Kid asks me just now "Can I make a song suggestion? 'Drops of Jupiter' by Train."I told him "Yeah, I'll look into that. :mellow: "
"Don't make me murder you."
 
I play music for my students when they are doing bookwork. I use Grooveshark so I can pick specific songs and make sure nothing inappropriate comes up. I have a playlist with about 200 songs from Taylor Swift to the Clash.Kid asks me just now "Can I make a song suggestion? 'Drops of Jupiter' by Train."I told him "Yeah, I'll look into that. :mellow: "
It's a good song. Who doesn't like a song that references fried chicken?
 
I play music for my students when they are doing bookwork. I use Grooveshark so I can pick specific songs and make sure nothing inappropriate comes up. I have a playlist with about 200 songs from Taylor Swift to the Clash.Kid asks me just now "Can I make a song suggestion? 'Drops of Jupiter' by Train."I told him "Yeah, I'll look into that. :mellow: "
"Don't make me murder you."
I promoted him to 'Monitor in Charge of Checking to See if the Door is Locked When We Have an Intruder on Campus'.
 
I play music for my students when they are doing bookwork. I use Grooveshark so I can pick specific songs and make sure nothing inappropriate comes up. I have a playlist with about 200 songs from Taylor Swift to the Clash.Kid asks me just now "Can I make a song suggestion? 'Drops of Jupiter' by Train."I told him "Yeah, I'll look into that. :mellow: "
It's a good song.
Sorry to hear about your deafness, fella.
 
oh and i'm getting in a little before 4...

Friday, February 1

Flight: Delta 1520

Departs: 10:58 am from Cincinnati, Ohio

Arrives: 12:31 pm at Atlanta, Georgia

Seats: 14A

Cabin: Slum Class

Friday, February 1

Flight: Delta 2066

Departs: 2:20 pm from Atlanta, Georgia

Arrives: 3:54 pm at Austin, Texas

Seats: 22F

Cabin: Slum Class
Planes have 22 rows?

:shock: :hey: all. Thanks again for all the nice notes. I'm having a shockingly decent day today after a productive meeting with my boss last night. I somehow managed to have an entire hour right now that is unscheduled. AND I thought I had just finished my lunch but realized I had bought soup, too, which I had forgotten! This is the best day ever!
:lmao: thought about calling the Cabin "not Krista" but didn't want to get too :pokey:

 
Austin dudes - may be available for impromptu Coshole preview tomorrow night.
Damn. I just made plans, but I can shake loose around 9 or 10 if that's not to late. Or you can come here and join us for a birthday dinner got my house manager. Shrimp fajitas. she's turning 38.
The important part is I may be available. I probably won't know until 6 or 7. Don't go changing your plans. Pics of this chick?
No pics but she's significantly more attractive than you
So, uh... will she be hidden away somewhere this weekend? I heard Guster needs a shot video assistant.
 
Official Amburger Summary

Dopey, chesty 23 year-old unemployed Canadian who lives at home (or someone catfishing us all) shows up at :e: because Posty reported a post of hers and she got a TO. GM gets fed up with her, SirFelixCat is completely smitten, everyone else falls somewhere in-between.

Overall it's a pretty funny thread, but she wears you down after awhile.
Thanks, guy.
bewbs pic will keep that thread going another couple weeks now.
 
Tanner> what ever happened to the pictures of the teachers in the lounge shtick?
The two I put up (you, and Vader Lumberg) are still there. I would like to add more but not sure what to use.
Something with finger guns.
exactly
:excited: how about finger guns, a yellow rafting helmet and vest?
Post it and I'll post it.
 
Official Amburger Summary

Dopey, chesty 23 year-old unemployed Canadian who lives at home (or someone catfishing us all) shows up at :e: because Posty reported a post of hers and she got a TO. GM gets fed up with her, SirFelixCat is completely smitten, everyone else falls somewhere in-between.

Overall it's a pretty funny thread, but she wears you down after awhile.
Thanks, guy.
bewbs pic will keep that thread going another couple weeks now.
As much as I hated that thread yesterday I love it with all sincerity today. :excited:
 
Official Amburger Summary

Dopey, chesty 23 year-old unemployed Canadian who lives at home (or someone catfishing us all) shows up at :e: because Posty reported a post of hers and she got a TO. GM gets fed up with her, SirFelixCat is completely smitten, everyone else falls somewhere in-between.

Overall it's a pretty funny thread, but she wears you down after awhile.
Thanks, guy.
bewbs pic will keep that thread going another couple weeks now.
As much as I hated that thread yesterday I love it with all sincerity today. :excited:
whoa
 
I love how all the "dot" threads get axed except for the original. It keeps going strong.And it's been months since I have been to :e:, guess I will stop by tonight.

 
Official Amburger Summary

Dopey, chesty 23 year-old unemployed Canadian who lives at home (or someone catfishing us all) shows up at :e: because Posty reported a post of hers and she got a TO. GM gets fed up with her, SirFelixCat is completely smitten, everyone else falls somewhere in-between.

Overall it's a pretty funny thread, but she wears you down after awhile.
Thanks, guy.
bewbs pic will keep that thread going another couple weeks now.
As much as I hated that thread yesterday I love it with all sincerity today. :excited:
whoa
I don't know who's bewbs those are, but they are pretty nice. :thumbup:
 
Tanner> what ever happened to the pictures of the teachers in the lounge shtick?
The two I put up (you, and Vader Lumberg) are still there. I would like to add more but not sure what to use.
Something with finger guns.
exactly
:excited: how about finger guns, a yellow rafting helmet and vest?
Post it and I'll post it.
My link
 
Tanner> what ever happened to the pictures of the teachers in the lounge shtick?
The two I put up (you, and Vader Lumberg) are still there. I would like to add more but not sure what to use.
Something with finger guns.
exactly
:excited: how about finger guns, a yellow rafting helmet and vest?
Post it and I'll post it.
My link
He cropped out his legs... :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
 
Tanner> what ever happened to the pictures of the teachers in the lounge shtick?
The two I put up (you, and Vader Lumberg) are still there. I would like to add more but not sure what to use.
Something with finger guns.
exactly
:excited: how about finger guns, a yellow rafting helmet and vest?
Post it and I'll post it.
My link
He cropped out his legs... :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
damn right. I have given you f'ers plenty to laugh at me in gthe past between the Fullet, my chicken legs, and pics of Shantytown. My feelings start to get hurt after a while :hot: and I don't need a bunch of Tanner's coworkers laughing at me also"I can't make it to coshole because y'all will see my skinny legs"
 
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Tanner> what ever happened to the pictures of the teachers in the lounge shtick?
The two I put up (you, and Vader Lumberg) are still there. I would like to add more but not sure what to use.
Something with finger guns.
exactly
:excited: how about finger guns, a yellow rafting helmet and vest?
Post it and I'll post it.
My link
Will be up by this afternoon. :thumbup:
 

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