GM's thread about nothing (26 Viewers)

[St. Louis Bob]

Official Amburger Summary

Dopey, chesty 23 year-old unemployed Canadian who lives at home (or someone catfishing us all) shows up at :e: because Posty reported a post of hers and she got a TO. GM gets fed up with her, SirFelixCat is completely smitten, everyone else falls somewhere in-between.

Overall it's a pretty funny thread, but she wears you down after awhile.

Thanks, guy.

bewbs pic will keep that thread going another couple weeks now.

Yep. But only another day will be interesting. Unless she starts posting pics of herself copulating of with a German Shepard, we're going to remember her personality real quick.ETA: I'm astounded she actually posted boob shots. Either this is the most brilliant fishing trip ever, or :e: stumbled onto the ultimate circus freak for men in their 30s and 40s.

she's got a pretty good thing going. she started the same thread on a bunch of different boards and reeled in a bunch of sports/internet geeks. From skimming threads on the other boards, it looks like she's cashing in, getting some gifts and more than a few offers for plane tickets. annoying as hell, though. can't wait for her to get bored and move on.

Looks like she just nuked her own thread. Well...that was...something.

Good riddance. I hate chicks that use desperate guys.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Tanner> what ever happened to the pictures of the teachers in the lounge shtick?

The two I put up (you, and Vader Lumberg) are still there. I would like to add more but not sure what to use.

Something with finger guns.

exactly

how about finger guns, a yellow rafting helmet and vest?

Post it and I'll post it.

My link

Will be up by this afternoon.

My linkBonus

 

[Sarnoff]

Official Amburger Summary

Dopey, chesty 23 year-old unemployed Canadian who lives at home (or someone catfishing us all) shows up at :e: because Posty reported a post of hers and she got a TO. GM gets fed up with her, SirFelixCat is completely smitten, everyone else falls somewhere in-between.

Overall it's a pretty funny thread, but she wears you down after awhile.

Thanks, guy.

bewbs pic will keep that thread going another couple weeks now.

Yep. But only another day will be interesting. Unless she starts posting pics of herself copulating of with a German Shepard, we're going to remember her personality real quick.ETA: I'm astounded she actually posted boob shots. Either this is the most brilliant fishing trip ever, or :e: stumbled onto the ultimate circus freak for men in their 30s and 40s.

she's got a pretty good thing going. she started the same thread on a bunch of different boards and reeled in a bunch of sports/internet geeks. From skimming threads on the other boards, it looks like she's cashing in, getting some gifts and more than a few offers for plane tickets. annoying as hell, though. can't wait for her to get bored and move on.

Looks like she just nuked her own thread. Well...that was...something.

I just missed the end. Cliffs?

Colin browsing on the iPhone again.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Official Amburger Summary

Dopey, chesty 23 year-old unemployed Canadian who lives at home (or someone catfishing us all) shows up at :e: because Posty reported a post of hers and she got a TO. GM gets fed up with her, SirFelixCat is completely smitten, everyone else falls somewhere in-between.

Overall it's a pretty funny thread, but she wears you down after awhile.

Thanks, guy.

bewbs pic will keep that thread going another couple weeks now.

Yep. But only another day will be interesting. Unless she starts posting pics of herself copulating of with a German Shepard, we're going to remember her personality real quick.ETA: I'm astounded she actually posted boob shots. Either this is the most brilliant fishing trip ever, or :e: stumbled onto the ultimate circus freak for men in their 30s and 40s.

she's got a pretty good thing going. she started the same thread on a bunch of different boards and reeled in a bunch of sports/internet geeks. From skimming threads on the other boards, it looks like she's cashing in, getting some gifts and more than a few offers for plane tickets. annoying as hell, though. can't wait for her to get bored and move on.

Looks like she just nuked her own thread. Well...that was...something.

A mod set it to invisible. Good thing I swooped in to save the internet.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

 

[General Malaise]

 

[EYLive]

Is the boob pic still there at least?

 

[17seconds]

I wanted to post that I was sick of her #### about 2 pages into the thread at :e:, but I'm trying to be less of a debbie downer

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Tanner> what ever happened to the pictures of the teachers in the lounge shtick?

The two I put up (you, and Vader Lumberg) are still there. I would like to add more but not sure what to use.

Something with finger guns.

exactly

how about finger guns, a yellow rafting helmet and vest?

Post it and I'll post it.

My link

Will be up by this afternoon.

My linkBonus

Lol

 

[17seconds]

Regarding Amburger.. is this the first time the chick is more interested in her thread than the swarm of FBGs?

 

[Osaurus]

More coshole talk...less Hamburglar talk.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

She is REALLY in love with herself. Wow.

 

[Guster]

YSR, what do you have in mind for Saturday afternoon? Mrs. SLB wants to know.

:dih:

 

[Guster]

My link

Bonus

Lol

Nice to see that your school employs the mentally handicapped too

 

[Amburger]

LOL.I don't get anything from anyone, so i'm not cashing in on anything. And not sure why you would think im IN LOVE with myself? I'm just trying to pass the time. It's cold as #### outside and I don't know anyone where I just moved to.

 

[UniAlias]

Oh dear god.

 

[flysack]

Official Amburger Summary

Dopey, chesty 23 year-old unemployed Canadian who lives at home (or someone catfishing us all) shows up at :e: because Posty reported a post of hers and she got a TO. GM gets fed up with her, SirFelixCat is completely smitten, everyone else falls somewhere in-between.

Overall it's a pretty funny thread, but she wears you down after awhile.

Thanks, guy.

bewbs pic will keep that thread going another couple weeks now.

Yep. But only another day will be interesting. Unless she starts posting pics of herself copulating of with a German Shepard, we're going to remember her personality real quick.ETA: I'm astounded she actually posted boob shots. Either this is the most brilliant fishing trip ever, or :e: stumbled onto the ultimate circus freak for men in their 30s and 40s.

she's got a pretty good thing going. she started the same thread on a bunch of different boards and reeled in a bunch of sports/internet geeks. From skimming threads on the other boards, it looks like she's cashing in, getting some gifts and more than a few offers for plane tickets. annoying as hell, though. can't wait for her to get bored and move on.

Looks like she just nuked her own thread. Well...that was...something.

A mod set it to invisible. Good thing I swooped in to save the internet.

Quality shtick.

 

[bagger]

amburger seems pretty cool to me. sounds like a bunch of inerds mad theyre not getting enough attention.

 

[Amburger]

I really don't get why some people are so upset over my presence. I'm just giving you something to talk about. Seriously, the people who complain about my thread/me could just ignore it but you keep bringing it up, that isn't going to make it go away.

 

[flysack]

Oh dear god.

my link

 

[YSR]

YSR, what do you have in mind for Saturday afternoon? Mrs. SLB wants to know.

I don't swing anymore, guy.

 

[Bogart]

This is why we can't have nice things.

 

[Bogart]

YSR, what do you have in mind for Saturday afternoon? Mrs. SLB wants to know.

I don't swing anymore, guy.

Or any less?:dih:

 

[17seconds]

I really don't get why some people are so upset over my presence. I'm just giving you something to talk about. Seriously, the people who complain about my thread/me could just ignore it but you keep bringing it up, that isn't going to make it go away.

I'll be fine with you once the 2 month introduction is over

 

[St. Louis Bob]

YSR, what do you have in mind for Saturday afternoon? Mrs. SLB wants to know.

I don't swing anymore, guy.

Oh come on. Do anticipate hanging around AO or going out¿

 

[Good Posting Judge]

So nobody else gets to "shake hands with Romo Jr." this weekend? Seems like a rip-off.

 

[Amburger]

I really don't get why some people are so upset over my presence. I'm just giving you something to talk about. Seriously, the people who complain about my thread/me could just ignore it but you keep bringing it up, that isn't going to make it go away.

I'll be fine with you once the 2 month introduction is over

I guess I will have to settle for that. Lol.

 

[Mr.Pack]

How do you guys feel about the name Otto? Or should i take this to the baby names thread?

Great name if you plan for him to rule/unite Germany someday. Otherwise, skip.

Otto is better than Skip.

 

[Guster]

So nobody else gets to "shake hands with Romo Jr." this weekend? Seems like a rip-off.

 

[Tiger Fan]

Cos,Can you out in the schedule again? I know Matt's is Saturday night and super bowl is Sunday. But I don't want to go back through the last twenty pages finding the rest. I'm trying to make it to some of the official events.

Friday arrivals.Around 1pm take early arrivals to meet Colin/Bentley for lunch at Amaya'sAfternoon - evening - hang out at the casa and make airport runs, get everyone settled in. Eat gumbo and drink. Some might go out carousing.Sat10:30ish - BrunchAfternoon - open all day. Boccee ball, drinking, trips to local stuff,Dinner - Matt's El RanchoAfter Dinner - back to casa or Carnaval (need at least 14 to get discount) or bar hopsun10:30ish BrunchCook/prep food for SBMaybe trek to the park for a volleyball matchBoccee in the backyardHang outSide tripsEvening - SBPretty loosey goosey. I think me and uruk and bogart mainly want to hang out at the casa and drink and swap war stories, but I know a few others are interested in seeing some of Austin and her bars. Makes no difference to me.

Our flight gets in at 1:40. What should we plan on doing? Cab to your place?

I will say its somewhat amazing that not once has anyone mentioned a poker game for coshole. Not that it's bad, just pointing out that if you'd hosted this 7 or 8 years ago there would have been a card game in progress the whole time.

I was told there was a game.

We'll pick you up on the way home from AMaya's. If people want to play, I welcome a game, but I'd prefer we do a tournament if we gamble. I don't want someone losing a bunch of money.

Where does your SB pool stand?

Dead at 100. Maybe try at 20?

I'd be up for even less than that. $100 is way too much for me right now and even at $20, I'm going to have to maybe by just one or two. If you want to sell this thing out, it may need to dip into the $5-$10 range. Just my 2 cents.

Said that from day one. Don't think you'll have trouble selling it out at $5/square, which is still a healthy $125 a quarter. I'm in for 5

 

[cosjobs]

Cos,Can you out in the schedule again? I know Matt's is Saturday night and super bowl is Sunday. But I don't want to go back through the last twenty pages finding the rest. I'm trying to make it to some of the official events.

Friday arrivals.Around 1pm take early arrivals to meet Colin/Bentley for lunch at Amaya'sAfternoon - evening - hang out at the casa and make airport runs, get everyone settled in. Eat gumbo and drink. Some might go out carousing.Sat10:30ish - BrunchAfternoon - open all day. Boccee ball, drinking, trips to local stuff,Dinner - Matt's El RanchoAfter Dinner - back to casa or Carnaval (need at least 14 to get discount) or bar hopsun10:30ish BrunchCook/prep food for SBMaybe trek to the park for a volleyball matchBoccee in the backyardHang outSide tripsEvening - SBPretty loosey goosey. I think me and uruk and bogart mainly want to hang out at the casa and drink and swap war stories, but I know a few others are interested in seeing some of Austin and her bars. Makes no difference to me.

Our flight gets in at 1:40. What should we plan on doing? Cab to your place?

I will say its somewhat amazing that not once has anyone mentioned a poker game for coshole. Not that it's bad, just pointing out that if you'd hosted this 7 or 8 years ago there would have been a card game in progress the whole time.

I was told there was a game.

We'll pick you up on the way home from AMaya's. If people want to play, I welcome a game, but I'd prefer we do a tournament if we gamble. I don't want someone losing a bunch of money.

Where does your SB pool stand?

Dead at 100. Maybe try at 20?

I'd be up for even less than that. $100 is way too much for me right now and even at $20, I'm going to have to maybe by just one or two. If you want to sell this thing out, it may need to dip into the $5-$10 range. Just my 2 cents.

Said that from day one. Don't think you'll have trouble selling it out at $5/square, which is still a healthy $125 a quarter. I'm in for 5

buck and a quarter ain't worth filling out the sheets.

 

[Guster]

Where does your SB pool stand?

Dead at 100. Maybe try at 20?

I'd be up for even less than that. $100 is way too much for me right now and even at $20, I'm going to have to maybe by just one or two. If you want to sell this thing out, it may need to dip into the $5-$10 range. Just my 2 cents.

Said that from day one. Don't think you'll have trouble selling it out at $5/square, which is still a healthy $125 a quarter. I'm in for 5

I'm in for at least 5

 

[Osaurus]

Watching Hoarders...bat#### crazy lady says "I don't decorate, I accumulate". Pretty much sums it up.

 

[Guster]

Cos,Can you out in the schedule again? I know Matt's is Saturday night and super bowl is Sunday. But I don't want to go back through the last twenty pages finding the rest. I'm trying to make it to some of the official events.

Friday arrivals.Around 1pm take early arrivals to meet Colin/Bentley for lunch at Amaya'sAfternoon - evening - hang out at the casa and make airport runs, get everyone settled in. Eat gumbo and drink. Some might go out carousing.Sat10:30ish - BrunchAfternoon - open all day. Boccee ball, drinking, trips to local stuff,Dinner - Matt's El RanchoAfter Dinner - back to casa or Carnaval (need at least 14 to get discount) or bar hopsun10:30ish BrunchCook/prep food for SBMaybe trek to the park for a volleyball matchBoccee in the backyardHang outSide tripsEvening - SBPretty loosey goosey. I think me and uruk and bogart mainly want to hang out at the casa and drink and swap war stories, but I know a few others are interested in seeing some of Austin and her bars. Makes no difference to me.

Our flight gets in at 1:40. What should we plan on doing? Cab to your place?

I will say its somewhat amazing that not once has anyone mentioned a poker game for coshole. Not that it's bad, just pointing out that if you'd hosted this 7 or 8 years ago there would have been a card game in progress the whole time.

I was told there was a game.

We'll pick you up on the way home from AMaya's. If people want to play, I welcome a game, but I'd prefer we do a tournament if we gamble. I don't want someone losing a bunch of money.

Where does your SB pool stand?

Dead at 100. Maybe try at 20?

I'd be up for even less than that. $100 is way too much for me right now and even at $20, I'm going to have to maybe by just one or two. If you want to sell this thing out, it may need to dip into the $5-$10 range. Just my 2 cents.

Said that from day one. Don't think you'll have trouble selling it out at $5/square, which is still a healthy $125 a quarter. I'm in for 5

buck and a quarter ain't worth filling out the sheets.

I have a spreadsheet that we could use that does it in about 30 seconds

 

[Tiger Fan]

amburger seems pretty cool to me. sounds like a bunch of inerds mad theyre not getting enough attention.

bagger>hi

 

[Tiger Fan]

Cos,Can you out in the schedule again? I know Matt's is Saturday night and super bowl is Sunday. But I don't want to go back through the last twenty pages finding the rest. I'm trying to make it to some of the official events.

Friday arrivals.Around 1pm take early arrivals to meet Colin/Bentley for lunch at Amaya'sAfternoon - evening - hang out at the casa and make airport runs, get everyone settled in. Eat gumbo and drink. Some might go out carousing.Sat10:30ish - BrunchAfternoon - open all day. Boccee ball, drinking, trips to local stuff,Dinner - Matt's El RanchoAfter Dinner - back to casa or Carnaval (need at least 14 to get discount) or bar hopsun10:30ish BrunchCook/prep food for SBMaybe trek to the park for a volleyball matchBoccee in the backyardHang outSide tripsEvening - SBPretty loosey goosey. I think me and uruk and bogart mainly want to hang out at the casa and drink and swap war stories, but I know a few others are interested in seeing some of Austin and her bars. Makes no difference to me.

Our flight gets in at 1:40. What should we plan on doing? Cab to your place?

I will say its somewhat amazing that not once has anyone mentioned a poker game for coshole. Not that it's bad, just pointing out that if you'd hosted this 7 or 8 years ago there would have been a card game in progress the whole time.

I was told there was a game.

We'll pick you up on the way home from AMaya's. If people want to play, I welcome a game, but I'd prefer we do a tournament if we gamble. I don't want someone losing a bunch of money.

Where does your SB pool stand?

Dead at 100. Maybe try at 20?

I'd be up for even less than that. $100 is way too much for me right now and even at $20, I'm going to have to maybe by just one or two. If you want to sell this thing out, it may need to dip into the $5-$10 range. Just my 2 cents.

Said that from day one. Don't think you'll have trouble selling it out at $5/square, which is still a healthy $125 a quarter. I'm in for 5

buck and a quarter ain't worth filling out the sheets.

who do you think you are, krista?

 

[Mr.Pack]

OK, Austin is officially out for me. Wife is flying to Indiana tonight for a funeral.

My condolences GB.

 

[Tiger Fan]

OK, Austin is officially out for me. Wife is flying to Indiana tonight for a funeral.

My condolences GB.

 

[YSR]

YSR, what do you have in mind for Saturday afternoon? Mrs. SLB wants to know.

I don't swing anymore, guy.

Oh come on. Do anticipate hanging around AO or going out¿

Hard to say at the moment. Good friend from college lives a little outside of town and Romo and her husband fell in love with each other at that wedding in SF back in August, so we may be trying to say hello to them over the weekend.Other than that very tentative plan, we're flexible. I have been to Austin before, but he hasn't, and I will want him to see some of the city. Not sure if that's Saturday or Sunday. Are you planning to leave your wife for the afternoon or is she just interested in getting away from you?

 

[phishphan]

Tanner> what ever happened to the pictures of the teachers in the lounge shtick?

The two I put up (you, and Vader Lumberg) are still there. I would like to add more but not sure what to use.

Something with finger guns.

exactly

how about finger guns, a yellow rafting helmet and vest?

Post it and I'll post it.

My link

Will be up by this afternoon.

My linkBonus

YES!

 

[mr. furley]

Homer time T minus 11 hours.Its going to be a busy morning. I need to get a haircut, pedicure and Brazillian wax treatment before I pick him up at the airport. I hope with all that he doesn't notice that I am fat.

 

[YSR]

I don't know if I am more concerned for cosjobs or Homer right now.

 

[Mr.Pack]

I'd buy a couple $20 squares for the s-bowl if I can use paypal.

same. or coupons. whatever's good for you.

In

 

[mr. furley]

How do you guys feel about the name Otto? Or should i take this to the baby names thread?

BIG fangrandpa's name

 

[Britney Spears]

I've been kind of out of it for a few days. Do I have this right--here we managed to somehow run off Krista, who's been nothing but kind to a bunch of us, but at :e: we're going to let some troll stick around like Canadian herpes and let her screw up the pics that rule thread, which is the only good thing there?

Her thread has some heat, so I've let her stick around. Despite being a dolt and posting dumb pictures.Once all the hubbub dies down, I'll give her some time off to think about how her bad posting affects everyone.

Can you unban me there is I am banned still?

What's your username?

Britney Spears I think? I have been banned for years I think.

 

[cosjobs]

I don't know if I am more concerned for cosjobs or Homer right now.

Took him to lunch, then a tour of Austin, then he went to bed around 4pm and I've been working on trying to get out all the 1099s before tomorrow. I'm hoping I can stir him awake in a couple of hours to drink with me.

 

[Frostillicus]

In the past week I've seen license plates from Alaska and Hawaii. That's pretty weird.

 

[cosjobs]

I'd buy a couple $20 squares for the s-bowl if I can use paypal.

same. or coupons. whatever's good for you.

In

I don't do paypal. You can call me with a credit card or paypal each other and one person call me with a cc. Or snail mail the money, but if its not postmarked by Saturday, I will not pay you if you win.

 

[Mr.Pack]

I'd buy a couple $20 squares for the s-bowl if I can use paypal.

same. or coupons. whatever's good for you.

In

I don't do paypal. You can call me with a credit card or paypal each other and one person call me with a cc. Or snail mail the money, but if its not postmarked by Saturday, I will not pay you if you win.

I think SLB or Gusyer do Paypal. I'll find out.

 

[mr. furley]

Truck