GM's thread about nothing (15 Viewers)

[St. Louis Bob]

I'll pack my flasks.

I can't remember if you can bring booze but you are free to bring coolers of beer inside.

I was told that if you start to feel lost and want to turn around you're on the right track.

That sounds right.

 

[proninja]

I want brisket now.

 

[flysack]

I caught a bit of the old homophobia today when two guys came into the gym sauna, and one began giving the other a foot massage. A sensual foot massage. Part of me wanted to start ranting like Vincent from Pulp Fiction, but The Fear got the better of me and I ran for the door.

Acceptable IMO

If I was a craftier man, like Homer, I would have hit RECORD on my ipod and did the Pulp Fiction rant. This had epic shtick potential. Instead I puckered up my poo hole and ran away crying.

 

[Limp Ditka]

I want brisket now.

I want briskets and gravy

 

[Limp Ditka]

I caught a bit of the old homophobia today when two guys came into the gym sauna, and one began giving the other a foot massage. A sensual foot massage. Part of me wanted to start ranting like Vincent from Pulp Fiction, but The Fear got the better of me and I ran for the door.

Acceptable IMO

If I was a craftier man, like Homer, I would have hit RECORD on my ipod and did the Pulp Fiction rant. This had epic shtick potential. Instead I pucked up my poo hole and ran away crying.

Better than crying about what went up your poo hole

 

[YSR]

I want brisket now.

I am on the phone with Romo updating him on the change of venue. He's looking at the website and drooling right now.

 

[guru_007]

a. stick to $500/quarter

 

[Aerial Assault]

Hope you all have a great time. I know none of you, but it's a great group so have a blast and keep the thread posted hourly.

 

[Disco Stu]

Matt's won't take a reservation, so Sat dinner changed to Salt Lick.Biggest plus there is its BYOB, so that will slash the cost by half, at least.It has its detractors from some bbq snobs, but I really like them and its a great spot for a large, raucous group.My link

I'm a fledgling bbq snob but look forward to trying Salt Lick. Somehow I've never been there.BYOB combined with $20 for all you can eat, and I'd say this is the perfect choice.

 

[proninja]

There's a pretty good KC style BBQ joint not far from my work. I will be lunching there today.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I want brisket now.

I am on the phone with Romo updating him on the change of venue. He's looking at the website and drooling right now.

I used to buy the sauce and rub by the case for years. It's really good.

 

[Josie Maran]

MOST LIKELY TO BRING go HOME with A STRANGER AFTER BAR

Homer -250

Guster -150

Thorn -150

Disco Stu +100

GM +150

SLB/MRS SLB +200

Gadzooks +400

Field -110

no strangers overnight on premises

OH BULL####

 

[urbanhack]

MOST LIKELY TO BRING go HOME with A STRANGER AFTER BAR

Homer -250

Guster -150

Thorn -150

Disco Stu +100

GM +150

SLB/MRS SLB +200

Gadzooks +400

Field -110

no strangers overnight on premises

OH BULL####

 

[cosjobs]

Matt's won't take a reservation, so Sat dinner changed to Salt Lick.Biggest plus there is its BYOB, so that will slash the cost by half, at least.It has its detractors from some bbq snobs, but I really like them and its a great spot for a large, raucous group.My link

BBQ snobs may not like it, but I went to the original one, the round rock, and airport locations last month.

Didn't realize there was more than one. Went there last time I was in Austin. I happened to be slightly tripping on shrooms at the time.

REally there is only one in Driftwood. The offshoots are not even close in quality or ambiance.

 

[flysack]

MOST LIKELY TO BRING go HOME with A STRANGER AFTER BAR

Homer -250

Guster -150

Thorn -150

Disco Stu +100

GM +150

SLB/MRS SLB +200

Gadzooks +400

Field -110

no strangers overnight on premises

OH BULL####

How else are we going to add yet another "character" to GMTAN lore? Destiny, Knuckles, and soon the tranny Guster and Zooks bring back to Casa De Cos with the evil intent of pawning "her" off on the other (resulting in the most hilarious game of pingpong ever).

 

[Abraham]

Out of towners will love Salt Lick. It is a very central-texasy place and the food is of good quality.

 

[cosjobs]

Pulled a brisket out of the brine I had it corning in for a week and cooked it. Pretty freaking good. I'll be adding corned beef hash to a brunch and making Jewish nachos (little rye breads topped with corned beef, kraut, russian & melted swisss) for the SB

 

[Josie Maran]

Oh, and Guster and thorn are clearly the favorites for random hookups.

 

[Josie Maran]

*cough*. *wheeze*

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I want brisket now.

I want briskets and gravy

I want strangers and gravy.

 

[Disco Stu]

Is a stranger there with Homer now??

 

[Abraham]

Update - interview in an hour for the job that doesn't pay enough and I'm overqualified for but I don't see the harm in talking to them and practicing a bit. PLUS I'm meeting with an executive recruiter tomorrow morning downtown on my way to CosLunch. So, I'm getting a little traction.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Update - interview in an hour for the job that doesn't pay enough and I'm overqualified for but I don't see the harm in talking to them and practicing a bit. PLUS I'm meeting with an executive recruiter tomorrow morning downtown on my way to CosLunch. So, I'm getting a little traction.

Good luck with your traction.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I was just kidding, we're not going.

 

[Ignoramus]

I want brisket now.

I want briskets and gravy

I want strangers and gravy.

I do not want stranger gravy.

 

[phishphan]

I want brisket now.

I want briskets and gravy

I want strangers and gravy.

I do not want stranger gravy.

my gravy brings all the strangers to the yard

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I want brisket now.

I want briskets and gravy

I want strangers and gravy.

I do not want stranger gravy.

my gravy brings all the strangers to the yard

 

[Limp Ditka]

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I caught a bit of the old homophobia today when two guys came into the gym sauna, and one began giving the other a foot massage. A sensual foot massage. Part of me wanted to start ranting like Vincent from Pulp Fiction, but The Fear got the better of me and I ran for the door.

I want biscuits and gayfeet.

 

[Bogart]

I have nothing to wear this weekend.

 

[phishphan]

I have nothing to wear this weekend.

gravy.gravy is the answer.

 

[krista4]

Biscuits and gravy are a staple here in Oklahoma West.

Biscuits are huge in Portland. Huge.

I need me some sausage gravy and biscuits right now.

I know the Arcade is a tourist place, but I think they have awesome biscuits and gravy. Head on over.One of my Southern friends visited me in Chicago, and when I took her to breakfast she kept flipping the menu over and over 'til I asked what she was looking for. She couldn't get over that there were no biscuits anywhere on the menu. "Just toast?!?!" She still talks about it in a "how do you people live in such a place" way.

 

[phishphan]

hoooooooly poop. no way I'd ride that at the fair.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

But I do draw the line at grits. Foul stuff.

 

[Buck Bradcanon]

Buck: So my internet buddies are going to cornhole in Austin this weekend for the SuperBowl.Buckwife: Buck: Crazy right? I mean thats silly to go see some random dudes I've never met. I don't even get it. Can I go?Buckwife: Are they like, gonna try to get you to join some pyramid scheme, or join some Eyes Wide Shut cult type stuff?Buck: Buckwife: OK.See you at Salt Lick.

 

[krista4]

Update - interview in an hour for the job that doesn't pay enough and I'm overqualified for but I don't see the harm in talking to them and practicing a bit. PLUS I'm meeting with an executive recruiter tomorrow morning downtown on my way to CosLunch. So, I'm getting a little traction.

I have nothing to wear this weekend.

Oh, so it's that kind of weekend?

 

[Mr. Pickles]

I caught a bit of the old homophobia today when two guys came into the gym sauna, and one began giving the other a foot massage. A sensual foot massage. Part of me wanted to start ranting like Vincent from Pulp Fiction, but The Fear got the better of me and I ran for the door.

You weren't a little curious?

 

[eaganwildcats]

I am currently sitting in a fairly small room with a sole female coworker. Something interesting is happening involving my digestive system making it sound, at roughly 10-15 minute intervals, like Chewbacca is temporarily inhabiting my stomach. Unpleasant. Trips to the restroom, thus far, have proven mostly fruitless.

 

[Bogart]

Buck: So my internet buddies are going to cornhole in Austin this weekend for the SuperBowl.Buckwife: Buck: Crazy right? I mean thats silly to go see some random dudes I've never met. I don't even get it. Can I go?Buckwife: Are they like, gonna try to get you to join some pyramid scheme, or join some Eyes Wide Shut cult type stuff?Buck: Buckwife: OK.See you at Salt Lick.

Awesome. UniAlias met my brother at ACL and got a pass, so now I can just say "friends from the Internet" and my family gives it a pass. That said, my ex would have never approved this trip. I enjoyed giving her all the details last night when I dropped off the kids.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

hoooooooly poop. no way I'd ride that at the fair.

wtf? They basically just strap you into the sling on a trebuchet?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Buckwife: Are they like, gonna try to get you to join some pyramid scheme, or join some Eyes Wide Shut cult type stuff?

Awesome

 

[krista4]

Are Mrs. SLB and Romo the only wives going?

 

[strykerpks]

hoooooooly poop. no way I'd ride that at the fair.

Wait that can't be real, right? No way people stay conscious on that thing.

 

[JaxBill]

But I do draw the line at grits. Foul stuff.

I thought folks your age loved Cream of Wheat. Just think of it as Cream of Corn.

 

[phishphan]

hoooooooly poop. no way I'd ride that at the fair.

Wait that can't be real, right? No way people stay conscious on that thing.

I'm assuming it's fake or the clip has been sped up a lot.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

But I do draw the line at grits. Foul stuff.

I thought folks your age loved Cream of Wheat. Just think of it as Cream of Corn.

0 for 3 on that, Chef Boyareugay.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Full disclosure: no full sleeve. Yet.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Full disclosure: no full sleeve. Yet.

Probably the best part of that little latent homosexual diatribe.

 

[Tiger Fan]

I'll take some squaresany point in getting more winners? reverse score at the end of each quarter gets a small payout?

How many?I'm fine with more winners if folks want it, but I know Cos was interested in sizeable payouts tooCould do $400 for quarter/$100 for inverse?

I'll wait on deciding until you figure this out.

Need some opinions here...a. stick to $500/quarterb. add in reverse payoutsTIA - i'll make a decision mid-afternoon

b.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Full disclosure: no full sleeve. Yet.

Probably the best part of that little latent homosexual diatribe.

Yeah, surprised someone would call out a guy for being too much of a pussyto get a full sleeve and then admit he didn't have one either. Yet.