flysack
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Or gayfeet. Which would look FABULOUS!
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flysack
Footballguy
No. I lived with a gay guy for a year in the dorms. If I wasn't interested back when I was surrounded by the gay, I'm sure not now.
Lost the reference here.Yeah, surprised someone would call out a guy for being too much of a pussyto get a full sleeve and then admit he didn't have one either. Yet.
Notorious T.R.E.
Showdown!™ Administrator
Seriously, Clark?'cosjobs said:
Buck Bradcanon
Footballguy
Oof. I'm no player but all kinds of wrong with this post. Austin stacks up against anyone when it comes to teh wimmens.I may have already looked around in Austin on one of the online dating sites... wasn't terribly impressed with what I saw though, so there's a chance I may not want to remember it if it does happen'Josie Maran said:
General Malaise
Footballguy
'Frostillicus said:
$1,000 on me.
Notorious T.R.E.
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Plenty of both gravies in MN.'phishphan said:
but maybe online dating isn't necessary for the hot chicks.Oof. I'm no player but all kinds of wrong with this post. Austin stacks up against anyone when it comes to teh wimmens.I may have already looked around in Austin on one of the online dating sites... wasn't terribly impressed with what I saw though, so there's a chance I may not want to remember it if it does happen'Josie Maran said:
I didn't realize there were areas of the US that didn't have biscuits and gravy.
Mr. Pickles
Footballguy
Mr. Pickles
Footballguy
The technology is slow to percolate through some areas of the country.
Notorious T.R.E.
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Feel like I missed something here. Maybe I need to know who/what Robbie Cooper is.'Officer Pete Malloy said:To Cos --- just because you live in a safe, sanitized, and boring little world where most of your men friends probably wear guy liner doesn't mean that there isn't another world inhabited by rough men that you just wouldn't understand or fit into.You have an open invite to join me at the next gathering with my brothers in my MC, 100% of whom are tatted, many with full sleeves. I'll buy you a beer and a shot for each one of them you tell how "stupid" they look. You have to buy me a beer and a shot for each one that knocks out one of your teeth.'cosjobs said:No'Officer Pete Malloy said:PLEASE LET THIS HAPPEN'Disco Stu said:Walton Goggins and Robbie Cooper are welcome though, right?'cosjobs said:
You're too much of a debutant to get a sleeve, and you feel uncomfortable around people who don't run in the same little metro circles that you do. Fine. I get it. Why the hatred of people who choose to live a different (and probably better) life than you though?
(Full disclosure: No sleeve. Yet. Just a single arm band with my MC's name in it on one arm, and the other shoulder inked with the unit I served with in Iraq. You wouldn't understand that group of men either.)
Harrison Stevens the sequel.That was originally posted here by FBG Robbie Cooper, who lives in Austin last we heard from him.EDIT: My linkSearch function rules.
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Officer Pete Malloy
Footballguy
Because BBQ snobs assume that there is only one way to do anything and anybody that does something different from them is a monster.Why's that?'proninja said:BBQ snobs may not like it, but I went to the original one, the round rock, and airport locations last month.'cosjobs said:
phishphan
Footballguy
THEN MY HEART DOES NOT GO OUT TO YOUPlenty of both gravies in MN.'phishphan said:
Good Posting Judge
Footballguy
He must be a real gas to play disc golf with.
phishphan
Footballguy
I was just taking krista's word on it. I figured she'd know since I heard that if she broke her leg that gravy would pour out. I wonder which leg holds the white gravy.
General Malaise
Footballguy
Oh, that wasn't a nap...Thursday night, Mellyhole 3, I stayed up until way past 4am, tending to a fire out by the lake, drinking whatever I could find, smoking whatever was around. Everybody had long gone to bed. I think Tre might have gone to bed at 9pm that night. When I finally turned in for the night, there wasn't a couch, bed or square piece of comfy land anywhere to be found (I didn't know there was a tree house fort with an empty mattress available). So I finally just curled up in the bathroom with some towels. It was dark, quiet and I figured nobody would disturb me. Course, when 20 dudes woke up with pee boners in the morning and an urgent need to unleash the myriad 12-oz hounds, I got treated like a dead raccoon on the shoulder of a busy highway. Nobody slowed down to help me, but many took pictures as they whizzed on by.'YSR said:'Frostillicus said:
I finally got up and started drinking immediately. Big mistake. I never recovered. I was done until late Saturday when I made a comeback at the bowling alley/strip club. "ALOHA"!
Officer Pete Malloy
Footballguy
Ultra conservative blogger that used to post here.Someone started a thread that said full sleeve tattoos were "stupid". Robbie posted the above objection.Feel like I missed something here. Maybe I need to know who/what Robbie Cooper is.'Officer Pete Malloy said:To Cos --- just because you live in a safe, sanitized, and boring little world where most of your men friends probably wear guy liner doesn't mean that there isn't another world inhabited by rough men that you just wouldn't understand or fit into.You have an open invite to join me at the next gathering with my brothers in my MC, 100% of whom are tatted, many with full sleeves. I'll buy you a beer and a shot for each one of them you tell how "stupid" they look. You have to buy me a beer and a shot for each one that knocks out one of your teeth.'cosjobs said:No'Officer Pete Malloy said:PLEASE LET THIS HAPPEN'Disco Stu said:Walton Goggins and Robbie Cooper are welcome though, right?'cosjobs said:
You're too much of a debutant to get a sleeve, and you feel uncomfortable around people who don't run in the same little metro circles that you do. Fine. I get it. Why the hatred of people who choose to live a different (and probably better) life than you though?
(Full disclosure: No sleeve. Yet. Just a single arm band with my MC's name in it on one arm, and the other shoulder inked with the unit I served with in Iraq. You wouldn't understand that group of men either.)
Guster
Footballguy
I'm sure they're amazing... they just weren't on that one site.Oof. I'm no player but all kinds of wrong with this post. Austin stacks up against anyone when it comes to teh wimmens.I may have already looked around in Austin on one of the online dating sites... wasn't terribly impressed with what I saw though, so there's a chance I may not want to remember it if it does happen'Josie Maran said:
General Malaise
Footballguy
What's the max bet?'Frostillicus said:
flysack
Footballguy
Oh, that wasn't a nap...Thursday night, Mellyhole 3, I stayed up until way past 4am, tending to a fire out by the lake, drinking whatever I could find, smoking whatever was around. Everybody had long gone to bed. I think Tre might have gone to bed at 9pm that night. When I finally turned in for the night, there wasn't a couch, bed or square piece of comfy land anywhere to be found (I didn't know there was a tree house fort with an empty mattress available). So I finally just curled up in the bathroom with some towels. It was dark, quiet and I figured nobody would disturb me. Course, when 20 dudes woke up with pee boners in the morning and an urgent need to unleash the myriad 12-oz hounds, I got treated like a dead raccoon on the shoulder of a busy highway. Nobody slowed down to help me, but many took pictures as they whizzed on by.'YSR said:'Frostillicus said:
I finally got up and started drinking immediately. Big mistake. I never recovered. I was done until late Saturday when I made a comeback at the bowling alley/strip club. "ALOHA"!
Notorious T.R.E.
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Sounds like K4 is basing this on one restaurant in Chicago.
Officer Pete Malloy
Footballguy
May I suggest that Cos embraces this idea of the cosholers bringing home strangers?Make it a "dinner for schmucks" type of contest. Whichever cosholer brings home the "best" stranger gets a prize*.*A 12 pack of beer from SLB with 3 broken bottles.
flysack
Footballguy
Now this makes sense. I was all sorts of confused. Thought the "homosexual rant" thing referred to my new gym friends.Ultra conservative blogger that used to post here.Someone started a thread that said full sleeve tattoos were "stupid". Robbie posted the above objection.Feel like I missed something here. Maybe I need to know who/what Robbie Cooper is.'Officer Pete Malloy said:To Cos --- just because you live in a safe, sanitized, and boring little world where most of your men friends probably wear guy liner doesn't mean that there isn't another world inhabited by rough men that you just wouldn't understand or fit into.You have an open invite to join me at the next gathering with my brothers in my MC, 100% of whom are tatted, many with full sleeves. I'll buy you a beer and a shot for each one of them you tell how "stupid" they look. You have to buy me a beer and a shot for each one that knocks out one of your teeth.'cosjobs said:No'Officer Pete Malloy said:PLEASE LET THIS HAPPEN'Disco Stu said:Walton Goggins and Robbie Cooper are welcome though, right?'cosjobs said:
You're too much of a debutant to get a sleeve, and you feel uncomfortable around people who don't run in the same little metro circles that you do. Fine. I get it. Why the hatred of people who choose to live a different (and probably better) life than you though?
(Full disclosure: No sleeve. Yet. Just a single arm band with my MC's name in it on one arm, and the other shoulder inked with the unit I served with in Iraq. You wouldn't understand that group of men either.)
Notorious T.R.E.
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LOFL at this: Interests:CrossFit, motorcycles, writing, disc golf, BBQ
Guster
Footballguy
25 sold, 75 to go...SB squares, get your $25 SB square here
it's definitely not available at every breakfast/brunch place you go to, but it's not that hard to find if you're looking for some. Southern-style food doesn't seem that big here though in general.
Notorious T.R.E.
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Calling BS on 9pm, but there were a couple nights I was one of the first to go down thanks to PowerTed™...never earlier than 12 or 1am though. That stuff was TREkryptonite.Oh, that wasn't a nap...Thursday night, Mellyhole 3, I stayed up until way past 4am, tending to a fire out by the lake, drinking whatever I could find, smoking whatever was around. Everybody had long gone to bed. I think Tre might have gone to bed at 9pm that night. When I finally turned in for the night, there wasn't a couch, bed or square piece of comfy land anywhere to be found (I didn't know there was a tree house fort with an empty mattress available). So I finally just curled up in the bathroom with some towels. It was dark, quiet and I figured nobody would disturb me. Course, when 20 dudes woke up with pee boners in the morning and an urgent need to unleash the myriad 12-oz hounds, I got treated like a dead raccoon on the shoulder of a busy highway. Nobody slowed down to help me, but many took pictures as they whizzed on by.'YSR said:'Frostillicus said:
I finally got up and started drinking immediately. Big mistake. I never recovered. I was done until late Saturday when I made a comeback at the bowling alley/strip club. "ALOHA"!
I'll take 2 squares. use your gmail address?
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Notorious T.R.E.
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Sure. Makes sense.
General Malaise
Footballguy
Can we bring in our own pitchers of Captain and Diet Coke? [/JoeT]'Mr. Pickles said:
Uruk-Hai
Footballguy
Gusher, put me down for one. I'll probably pick up more over the weekend if we're having trouble filling it.
Thorn
Footballguy
I think I'd have to hunt around quite a bit to find them up here.
flysack
Footballguy
Yep. Your only chance around here is to find a Southern or Soul food restaurant, and there isn't many outside NYC.I think I'd have to hunt around quite a bit to find them up here.
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Captain Quinoa
Footballguy
Her hair holds the white gravy. HEYOHHH
Notorious T.R.E.
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Just go to Ken Maxwell's house. He makes a killer biscuits and gravy.I think I'd have to hunt around quite a bit to find them up here.
Captain Quinoa
Footballguy
InsideTheKitchen... coming soon!Just go to Ken Maxwell's house. He makes a killer biscuits and gravy.I think I'd have to hunt around quite a bit to find them up here.
Notorious T.R.E.
Showdown!™ Administrator
I see what you did here.InsideTheKitchen... coming soon!Just go to Ken Maxwell's house. He makes a killer biscuits and gravy.I think I'd have to hunt around quite a bit to find them up here.
General Malaise
Footballguy
General Malaise
Footballguy
NO STRANGERS AT MY BED AND BREAKFAST!!!!11
Notorious T.R.E.
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Sorry in advance about the gravy-mocking, Krista. Please don't leave again.
General Malaise
Footballguy
I'll paypal you $50 for two squares. Would have done three if it was $20.
when a guest checks in for the first time, isn't he technically a stranger?let's go no guests for now.
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General Malaise
Footballguy
Yeah, I've smoked a LOT of ganja in my life. That stuff was unlike anything else I've ever inhaled. Good gravy.Calling BS on 9pm, but there were a couple nights I was one of the first to go down thanks to PowerTed™...never earlier than 12 or 1am though. That stuff was TREkryptonite.Oh, that wasn't a nap...Thursday night, Mellyhole 3, I stayed up until way past 4am, tending to a fire out by the lake, drinking whatever I could find, smoking whatever was around. Everybody had long gone to bed. I think Tre might have gone to bed at 9pm that night. When I finally turned in for the night, there wasn't a couch, bed or square piece of comfy land anywhere to be found (I didn't know there was a tree house fort with an empty mattress available). So I finally just curled up in the bathroom with some towels. It was dark, quiet and I figured nobody would disturb me. Course, when 20 dudes woke up with pee boners in the morning and an urgent need to unleash the myriad 12-oz hounds, I got treated like a dead raccoon on the shoulder of a busy highway. Nobody slowed down to help me, but many took pictures as they whizzed on by.'YSR said:'Frostillicus said:
I finally got up and started drinking immediately. Big mistake. I never recovered. I was done until late Saturday when I made a comeback at the bowling alley/strip club. "ALOHA"!
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