bentley
Footballguy
I don't know. Usually he's reading the FFA even in the physical presence of iFriends but cell service was nonexistent in the restaurant.What was he doing instead?
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Bob Sacamano
Footballguy
Sounds about right. He texted me to find out if my daughter's hit dating age yet. My 6 year-old daughter.You're asking us about laws concerning unattended children??I think Cos has abandoned me in a bank parking lot. Isn't there some law against leaving children in cars unattended?
Josie Maran
Footballguy
Soooooo...ruling?Sounds about right. He texted me to find out if my daughter's hit dating age yet. My 6 year-old daughter.You're asking us about laws concerning unattended children??I think Cos has abandoned me in a bank parking lot. Isn't there some law against leaving children in cars unattended?
Officer Pete Malloy
Footballguy
That's terribley funny.Sounds about right. He texted me to find out if my daughter's hit dating age yet. My 6 year-old daughter.You're asking us about laws concerning unattended children??I think Cos has abandoned me in a bank parking lot. Isn't there some law against leaving children in cars unattended?
Josie Maran
Footballguy
Currently destroying the bathroom in my suite.Love the live blogging, BTW.Dunno. I feel like I'm casing the place for a future robbery, however.Cos went to an actual B&M bank? What is he? Charles Ingalls?I think Cos has abandoned me in a bank parking lot. Isn't there some law against leaving children in cars unattended?
Guster
Footballguy
Gotcha in for onewe're at 38 squares accounted for with plenty of time to spare.i'll let the evening crew here hit it first before posting in the gambling thread
Mr. Pickles
Footballguy
I don't know. Usually he's reading the FFA even in the physical presence of iFriends but cell service was nonexistent in the restaurant.
He was interacting with a csched version of the internet.
Notorious T.R.E.
Showdown!™ Administrator
YES! I knew there was more here.That's terribley funny.Sounds about right. He texted me to find out if my daughter's hit dating age yet. My 6 year-old daughter.You're asking us about laws concerning unattended children??I think Cos has abandoned me in a bank parking lot. Isn't there some law against leaving children in cars unattended?
Uruk-Hai
Footballguy
I've got this image of Thorn slumped over a Ham radio, sweat pouring down his face."DO THEY HAVE PULL TABS. OVER"nothingTwiddles the knobs trying to lock in frequency"HOMER! PULL TABS. DO THEY HAVE THEM. OVER"again, nothing"HOMER! STOP MOLESTNG THE bARF WHORE! PuLL TAbS! STAY ON POiNT, MAN!"still nothingThorn tears the headset off and throws it against the wall in disgust.
Mr. Pickles
Footballguy
The help will handle it.Currently destroying the bathroom in my suite.Love the live blogging, BTW.Dunno. I feel like I'm casing the place for a future robbery, however.Cos went to an actual B&M bank? What is he? Charles Ingalls?I think Cos has abandoned me in a bank parking lot. Isn't there some law against leaving children in cars unattended?
Officer Pete Malloy
Footballguy
Did you...did you reply to my text while honking out a dirt snake?I feel so dirty.Currently destroying the bathroom in my suite.Love the live blogging, BTW.Dunno. I feel like I'm casing the place for a future robbery, however.Cos went to an actual B&M bank? What is he? Charles Ingalls?I think Cos has abandoned me in a bank parking lot. Isn't there some law against leaving children in cars unattended?
Uwe Blab
Footballguy
Hi there! So for the unwashed lurking masses like me following this great meeting of the minds of FBG royalty I've had to create a mental image...I think I have most pegged, but I've got this image of cosjobs as Rob Ryan. Am I in the ballpark, waaayyyyy off? Just trying to set the stage here. Thanks!
phishphan
Footballguy
'phishphan said:
Longtime Yank here. Never knew about biscuits and gravy. Never came across it. Never had it. Didn't know it was such a staple.
One time a few years back, I'm working on set as a production assistant/gofer. James Garner was doing a small role and showed up that morning, and I brought him to his dressing room. Since he's old and walks with a cane, I ask if there's anything I can get for him. He asks if there's breakfast at craft service and I offer to make him a plate. I go down and there's a full catered spread. I figure, it's James Garner, he's going to want a man's breakfast. I load him up with a ####-ton of scrambled eggs, bacon, sausage, home-fried potatoes and hash browns, grits, the works. I think I filled up two of those oversized 11-inch styrofoam plates. I skipped all the stuff I thought was "chick stuff"... yogurt, cereals, etc. One of the trays had biscuits and gravy, and, being a Yank, I had no idea what it was there for or why anyone would want it. So I bring all the food up to his room and let him get ready for the day.
About 45 minutes go by and it's time to bring him to set to rehearse the next scene. One of the assistant directors walked him to stage through the back entrance by craft service. I'm just sitting there minding my own business watching rehearsal when all of a sudden I hear this bellow from behind the back wall: "Gawdammit Sarnoff... you didn't tell me there were biscuits and gravy!" Everyone started cracking up. He came around the corner and started joking around like he was going to crack me with his cane. "Now go fetch me a plate!"
That's how I learned how important biscuits and gravy are.
it's hard to beat good hot biscuits and gravy
Guster
Footballguy
ooh... do me next. who am i?
Uruk-Hai
Footballguy
Well, someone said when I shared my Nicaragua pics that I looked like Bum Phillips
bentley
Footballguy
He cut most of hair off at some point recently. It would have been perfect when it was longer.
Buck Bradcanon
Footballguy
I'm staying at the guy's house on Sat (I think?) and I don't even know what a cosjobs is or means?Also, please be the real Uwe Blab.
Notorious T.R.E.
Showdown!™ Administrator
I said Hank Hill.
Josie Maran
Footballguy
Who is he, Pickles?I don't know. Usually he's reading the FFA even in the physical presence of iFriends but cell service was nonexistent in the restaurant.
Uruk-Hai
Footballguy
Forgot about that one. I've only met one FBG(al) so far and she thought I was black before we met, so I have no idea who she thinks I look like.
Josie Maran
Footballguy
Definitely in the ballpark.
Thorn
Footballguy
WHY IS THIS QUESTION SO HARD TO ANSWER?Also, my internet research reveals that pull tabs are also known as "instant bingo" in other states.
Josie Maran
Footballguy
Frostillicus
Footballguy
TRE looks like Shrek.
Notorious T.R.E.
Showdown!™ Administrator
I get a little green in the winter.
General Malaise
Footballguy
So he's 10 minutes from the airport? Got it. CAN'T WAIT!!!That was already part of the plan. I will be packing a sixer of Fire Eagle IPA for the drive to cosjobs' house.Hey Bentley....when you grab me at the harrrrport at 8:35pm tomorrow night, see teh bolded. Thanks.What am I, a ####### amateur?Quick. Look out the windows. See any bars?I think Cos has abandoned me in a bank parking lot. Isn't there some law against leaving children in cars unattended?
Officer Pete Malloy
Footballguy
Probably me
Uwe Blab
Footballguy
Youuu. You seem to mentally vacillate between this guy (RIP), this guy (I'm lazy), and this guy (don't ask).
Officer Pete Malloy
Footballguy
Mr. Pickles
Footballguy
Danny SchayesYouuu. You seem to mentally vacillate between this guy (RIP), this guy (I'm lazy), and this guy (don't ask).
Josie Maran
Footballguy
GM, do you know who you're sharing a room with?Hint: If you play your cards right, you might be sharing more than that. 
General Malaise
Footballguy
Youuu. You seem to mentally vacillate between this guy (RIP), this guy (I'm lazy), and this guy (don't ask).
This is good shtick. You might want to "TM" this one.
General Malaise
Footballguy
The pot eating poodle?GM, do you know who you're sharing a room with?Hint: If you play your cards right, you might be sharing more than that.
Josie Maran
Footballguy
So you decided to play a busted straight, huh? :/The pot eating poodle?GM, do you know who you're sharing a room with?Hint: If you play your cards right, you might be sharing more than that.
Officer Pete Malloy
Footballguy
GM, do you know who you're sharing a room with?
Hint: If you play your cards right, you might be sharing more than that.
YOU GUYS ARE ROOMING TOGETHER?!??!?!
General Malaise
Footballguy
fixed.GM, do you know who you're sharing a room with?
Hint: If you play your cards right, you might be sharing more than that.
Josie Maran
Footballguy
Fixed again. :trails:fixed.GM, do you know who you're sharing a room with?
Hint: If you play your cards right, you might be sharing more than that.
Mr. Pickles
Footballguy
Is it the Neil Patrick Harris Suite?
Thorn
Footballguy
:finger:
Thorn
Footballguy
I said combo of Hank Hill and Mr. Buzz Cut.Probably me
Officer Pete Malloy
Footballguy
I keep picturing thisfixed.GM, do you know who you're sharing a room with?
Hint: If you play your cards right, you might be sharing more than that.
Mr. Pickles
Footballguy
You picture a scene from "Hey Dude?"I keep picturing thisfixed.GM, do you know who you're sharing a room with?
Hint: If you play your cards right, you might be sharing more than that.
Uruk-Hai
Footballguy
fixed.GM, do you know who you're sharing a room with?
Hint: If you play your cards right, you might be sharing more than that.
Because I know everyone's interested......Gotta get up at 3 tomorrow a.m. I've got roughly a 1.5 hour drive to Dulles, gotta park, and catch the bus to the terminal. That airport gets insanely busy at 5 a.m. as that's when the ticketing counters open and then it's a mad rush to security (where it takes a damned hour to get through it). Me no likey lines in general and security lines less. I've got my boarding pass on my phone, so I want to hit the main terminal before 5.
For those that don't know Dulles, no flights go out of the main terminal any more. It's all ticketing and security. You then take trains into the hinterlands to your terminal. Getting through security before the Godless Horde is essential as it's a genuine cluster-#### when busy.
Officer Pete Malloy
Footballguy
You picture a scene from "Hey Dude?"I keep picturing thisfixed.GM, do you know who you're sharing a room with?
Hint: If you play your cards right, you might be sharing more than that.
I originally was trying to find a pic of Gilligan and Skipper in their double-decker hammocks but couldn't.That came up when I searched "brady bunch bunk beds".I hope you enjoyed the short tour of my brain.
Notorious T.R.E.
Showdown!™ Administrator
OofOn the road to coshole.Romo just put in a 9-hour book on tape called "The Secret Plot To Make Ted Kennedy President". :antipickle:
Josie Maran
Footballguy
Glorious, isn't it?GM, do you know who you're sharing a room with?
Hint: If you play your cards right, you might be sharing more than that.
Mr. Pickles
Footballguy
YSR is married to billsfan?OofOn the road to coshole.
Josie Maran
Footballguy
Get to sleep.fixed.GM, do you know who you're sharing a room with?
Hint: If you play your cards right, you might be sharing more than that.
Gotta get up at 3 tomorrow a.m. I've got roughly a 1.5 hour drive to Dulles, gotta park, and catch the bus to the terminal. That airport gets insanely busy at 5 a.m. as that's when the ticketing counters open and then it's a mad rush to security (where it takes a damned hour to get through it). Me no likey lines in general and security lines less. I've got my boarding pass on my phone, so I want to hit the main terminal before 5.
For those that don't know Dulles, no flights go out of the main terminal any more. It's all ticketing and security. You then take trains into the hinterlands to your terminal. Getting through security before the Godless Horde is essential as it's a genuine cluster-#### when busy.
Limp Ditka
Footballguy
Now that you mention it, the skipper was pretty pasty
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