GM's thread about nothing (37 Viewers)

[Amburger]

How am I any worse than anyone else who makes a thread on the site? I don't really get it. Why can't you guys just be accepting of new members instead of trying to run them off?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

July 3, 2006: You went to the beach with your mom and got really sunburned. Remember that? You ever tell anybody that? Tyrell, anybody huh? Remember how you used to think Graig, Greg, and Brandon were the hottest guys on Canadian Idol? Implants! Those aren't your memories. They're somebody else's. They're Tyrell's niece's -- Okay, bad joke. I made a bad joke. You're not a replicant. Go home, okay?

What?! I don't understand any of that. You are freaking me out a bit though.And fish, i'm not trying to put on an act. I was messing around over there but not here. I just wanna have somewhere to post. :( Why is everyone so mean..

Remember when Canada Day sucked? Remember when it was pathetic? You had too much expectations for it. Your friends disappointed you. You disappointed yourself too.

 

[-fish-]

July 3, 2006: You went to the beach with your mom and got really sunburned. Remember that? You ever tell anybody that? Tyrell, anybody huh? Remember how you used to think Graig, Greg, and Brandon were the hottest guys on Canadian Idol? Implants! Those aren't your memories. They're somebody else's. They're Tyrell's niece's -- Okay, bad joke. I made a bad joke. You're not a replicant. Go home, okay?

What?! I don't understand any of that. You are freaking me out a bit though.And fish, i'm not trying to put on an act. I was messing around over there but not here. I just wanna have somewhere to post. :( Why is everyone so mean..

lots of fish for you to troll--seriously, go try the shark pool. they're freaking morons.this particular thread is, by agreement, off limits to politics, religion and fishing.

 

[Uruk-Hai]

Guys, it was a joke because everyone kept calling me a dude. I am really Amber, a girl. Didn't think it would explode like this.

I'll give you $10 to never post in this thread again.

Why don't you guys want me posting here?

take your act anywhere else. just not this thread.

I'm a little slow. Is she:a) Blue-eyed chick who claims to be half-black while not looking it?b) Eskimo-looking chick somebody linked from another board?c) Dude with GM's ####?d) Other?

e) an annoying as #### attention whore

But....Oh, #### it - I don't really care. I'm out and will see some of you tomorrow. Travel safe, ok?

 

[ScottNorwood]

How do your shoelaces smell?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Somebody needs to be given the Voigt-Kampff.

 

[ScottNorwood]

Can lobsters use their claws to whittle?

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Guys, it was a joke because everyone kept calling me a dude. I am really Amber, a girl. Didn't think it would explode like this.

You still into FOB and Taking Back Sunday?

Not since I was 16.

What about "Wayne's World"?

Yes that is still one of my favorite movies. Where are you finding this?

July 3, 2006: You went to the beach with your mom and got really sunburned. Remember that? You ever tell anybody that? Tyrell, anybody huh? Remember how you used to think Graig, Greg, and Brandon were the hottest guys on Canadian Idol? Implants! Those aren't your memories. They're somebody else's. They're Tyrell's niece's -- Okay, bad joke. I made a bad joke. You're not a replicant. Go home, okay?

GB nubile Daryl Hannah.

 

[ScottNorwood]

What part of China has the most Jews?

 

[Amburger]

July 3, 2006: You went to the beach with your mom and got really sunburned. Remember that? You ever tell anybody that? Tyrell, anybody huh? Remember how you used to think Graig, Greg, and Brandon were the hottest guys on Canadian Idol? Implants! Those aren't your memories. They're somebody else's. They're Tyrell's niece's -- Okay, bad joke. I made a bad joke. You're not a replicant. Go home, okay?

What?! I don't understand any of that. You are freaking me out a bit though.And fish, i'm not trying to put on an act. I was messing around over there but not here. I just wanna have somewhere to post. :( Why is everyone so mean..

lots of fish for you to troll--seriously, go try the shark pool. they're freaking morons.this particular thread is, by agreement, off limits to politics, religion and fishing.

I have no interest in politics or religion and I am seriously not fishing. I just want to post like everyone else. Why is that so bad?

 

[-fish-]

What part of China has the most Jews?

the restaurants on Christmas day

 

[ScottNorwood]

How come McDonald's fry guys didn't have a French accent?

 

[ScottNorwood]

Favorite Tony award category?

 

[Limp Ditka]

My link

 

[ScottNorwood]

My link

Sorry :(

 

[Limp Ditka]

My link

Sorry :(

Not you, GB.

 

[Osaurus]

July 3, 2006: You went to the beach with your mom and got really sunburned. Remember that? You ever tell anybody that? Tyrell, anybody huh? Remember how you used to think Graig, Greg, and Brandon were the hottest guys on Canadian Idol?

Implants! Those aren't your memories. They're somebody else's. They're Tyrell's niece's -- Okay, bad joke. I made a bad joke. You're not a replicant. Go home, okay?

What?! I don't understand any of that. You are freaking me out a bit though.And fish, i'm not trying to put on an act. I was messing around over there but not here. I just wanna have somewhere to post. :( Why is everyone so mean..

lots of fish for you to troll--seriously, go try the shark pool. they're freaking morons.this particular thread is, by agreement, off limits to politics, religion and fishing.

I have no interest in politics or religion and I am seriously not fishing. I just want to post like everyone else. Why is that so bad?

Pretty sure the FFA is not your scene

 

[Amburger]

I guess if everyone hates me that much and wants me to leave then I will. Have a good night, bye.

 

[Leeroy Jenkins]

Guys, it was a joke because everyone kept calling me a dude. I am really Amber, a girl. Didn't think it would explode like this.

I'll give you $10 to never post in this thread again.

Just give the woz treatment.

 

[identikit]

I guess if everyone hates me that much and wants me to leave then I will. Have a good night, bye.

 

[Josie Maran]

Bye.

 

[ScottNorwood]

My link

Sorry :(

Not you, GB.

 

[Guster]

Hi there! So for the unwashed lurking masses like me following this great meeting of the minds of FBG royalty I've had to create a mental image...I think I have most pegged, but I've got this image of cosjobs as Rob Ryan. Am I in the ballpark, waaayyyyy off? Just trying to set the stage here. Thanks!

ooh... do me next. who am i?

Youuu. You seem to mentally vacillate between this guy (RIP), this guy (I'm lazy), and this guy (don't ask).

This is good shtick. You might want to "TM" this one.

 

[Bogart]

So, wrapping things up after lunch, I call my boss, remind him I'm gone Friday and Monday, but I will double time my training after that before flying out to LA the week after. He tells me that the training needs to be done by THIS Saturday, as the CEO of the company that bought us will be looking at the training logs.I just crammed 9 hours of training into 3. I will be damned if I am missing this trip.

 

[Josie Maran]

I fell mildly in love with Emmie at the local organic market when me and Cos went to get peppers and stuff. I think she was into Cos, though. :kicksrock.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Very much in doubt we are going. I've been puking/crapping all afternoon. Had my wife try to change our flight out to Saturday morning and they wanted another 650.Feel like #### in so many ways. I'll let you know tomorrow morning how I'm feeling. So sorry Bill.

 

[Limp Ditka]

I guess if everyone hates me that much and wants me to leave then I will. Have a good night, bye.

My link

 

[ScottNorwood]

Very much in doubt we are going. I've been puking/crapping all afternoon. Had my wife try to change our flight out to Saturday morning and they wanted another 650.

Feel like #### in so many ways. I'll let you know tomorrow morning how I'm feeling. So sorry Bill.

Pics or it didn't happen

 

[Guster]

And this is how I envision the end of the day...Good night, Cosjobs....goodnight, Homer J. Simpson....goodnight, General Malaise.....goodnight, Stoner Poodle....

Goodnight, albinoGoodnight, whoreGoodnight, drunk, passed out on the floorGoodnight, gusterGoodnight, spacehairGoodnight, jimtanners, everywhere

 

[Bogart]

BTW, the last three pages...I'm still crying.

 

[Disco Stu]

Very much in doubt we are going. I've been puking/crapping all afternoon. Had my wife try to change our flight out to Saturday morning and they wanted another 650.Feel like #### in so many ways. I'll let you know tomorrow morning how I'm feeling. So sorry Bill.

Suck it up Catfish!

 

[EYLive]

Very much in doubt we are going. I've been puking/crapping all afternoon. Had my wife try to change our flight out to Saturday morning and they wanted another 650.Feel like #### in so many ways. I'll let you know tomorrow morning how I'm feeling. So sorry Bill.

:(

 

[Disco Stu]

Zooks>sounds like Mrs SLB is in need of an escort.

 

[-fish-]

I fell mildly in love with Emmie at the local organic market when me and Cos went to get peppers and stuff. I think she was into Cos, though. :kicksrock.

did she shave her pits? gotta be careful with them hippie chicks or you end up with this

 

[cosjobs]

Cos > You got any jogging trails around there for an early morning run?

My neighborhood is bucolic and the streets lightly traveled.

 

[Osaurus]

Cos > You got any jogging trails around there for an early morning run?

My neighborhood is bucolic and the streets lightly traveled.

I had to look up what bucolic means

 

[-fish-]

Cos > You got any jogging trails around there for an early morning run?

My neighborhood is bucolic and the streets lightly traveled.

I had to look up what bucolic means

combination of bulemic and alcoholic. you drink a lot, but then puke to make room for more.

 

[cosjobs]

Guys, it was a joke because everyone kept calling me a dude. I am really Amber, a girl. Didn't think it would explode like this.

You still into FOB and Taking Back Sunday?

Not since I was 16.

What about "Wayne's World"?

Yes that is still one of my favorite movies. Where are you finding this?

July 3, 2006: You went to the beach with your mom and got really sunburned. Remember that? You ever tell anybody that? Tyrell, anybody huh? Remember how you used to think Graig, Greg, and Brandon were the hottest guys on Canadian Idol? Implants! Those aren't your memories. They're somebody else's. They're Tyrell's niece's -- Okay, bad joke. I made a bad joke. You're not a replicant. Go home, okay?

If I ever understand more than about 30% of what you say, I will consider myself a genius

 

[proninja]

Cos > You got any jogging trails around there for an early morning run?

My neighborhood is bucolic and the streets lightly traveled.

You trying to break gm with the vocabulary words?Also, gm is going to be way too hung over to run anything except a coffee machine.

 

[cosjobs]

What part of China has the most Jews?

I know two in Bejing.

 

[Mr.Pack]

:hug:

It'll all work out.... Follow your gut. Gut instinct is what you should follow and hope that syncs with your heart.

I have no clue if that even makes sense.

Sorry, all i got.

Thanks GB.

You're welcome, and the bolded was not a fat joke.

 

[17seconds]

cos's voice is extremely southern. prepare.

 

[charvik]

On the road to coshole. Romo just put in a 9-hour book on tape called "The Secret Plot To Make Ted Kennedy President". :antipickle:

Oof

No kidding, I should pack the kids in the car and drive up just to smack him over the head for that one... That is, if he survives 9 hours on the road with a pregnant lady.

 

[cosjobs]

My post office closes at 5. I have some letters that have to be postmarked tonight. Is there a way to do that? There are no 24 hours stations or any post office alternatives. I used to go to the downtown one and they would accept until midnight. No mas

 

[kevzilla]

Matt's won't take a reservation, so Sat dinner changed to Salt Lick.

Biggest plus there is its BYOB, so that will slash the cost by half, at least.

It has its detractors from some bbq snobs, but I really like them and its a great spot for a large, raucous group.

My link

FAMILY STYLE!!!1!!WAN!!

I was just kidding, we're not going.

It's me, isn't it?

 

[Josie Maran]

I guess if everyone hates me that much and wants me to leave then I will. Have a good night, bye.

My link

When do we eat Robin's minstrels?

 

[Josie Maran]

I fell mildly in love with Emmie at the local organic market when me and Cos went to get peppers and stuff. I think she was into Cos, though. :kicksrock.

did she shave her pits? gotta be careful with them hippie chicks or you end up with this

98% sure Emmie is clean as a whistle. Even the bung, IMO.

 

[Josie Maran]

Very much in doubt we are going. I've been puking/crapping all afternoon. Had my wife try to change our flight out to Saturday morning and they wanted another 650.Feel like #### in so many ways. I'll let you know tomorrow morning how I'm feeling. So sorry Bill.

F###ing bull####If you're not here, I will kill GM. [GM, not really but just play along ]

 

[Abraham]

My post office closes at 5. I have some letters that have to be postmarked tonight. Is there a way to do that? There are no 24 hours stations or any post office alternatives. I used to go to the downtown one and they would accept until midnight. No mas

This is only a problem if your contractors complain to the iRS. If your workers are "cool" then it won't matter.

 

[Guster]

Very much in doubt we are going. I've been puking/crapping all afternoon. Had my wife try to change our flight out to Saturday morning and they wanted another 650.Feel like #### in so many ways. I'll let you know tomorrow morning how I'm feeling. So sorry Bill.

Thoprawishes. My daughter had that last week and was better within 24 hours. :fingerscrossed: