GM's thread about nothing (31 Viewers)

[General Malaise]

What's Joe T's excuse for not going?

He might be the only person in the history of the internet message boards that Cosjobs doesn't like.

that's incorrect. i get along fine with joe ever since we met irl vegas

Maybe that's me that doesn't like him.

 

[shuke]

FIRST PERSON TO GO TO BED/PASS OUT SATURDAY NIGHT

YSR -300

Romo -150

GM -105

MRS SLB +100

COS +125

SLB +250

GUSTER +350

THORN +350

HOMER +600

:finger:What about naps - how do those factor in? Didn't GM take a power nap in the bathroom at a Mellyhole?

No.This is a power nap.

This is just flat out making your bed wherever you want for an entire night.

 

[FDAS]

I'm pretty bummed I can't make it to coshole, you guys.

We're not.

I asked you about Tubby's mustache, guy.

Facebook chat like 10 minutes ago.Pay attention.

 

[FDAS]

What I really wish is that I had time to read the :e: thread. Sounds worth it.

It's not.

Twitter suggested I follow you today. I passed.

Mex is following me now. I don't think I've ever tweeted a single thing.

I'd follow you, but if you did tweet I'm positive I wouldn't understand any of it.

 

[Frostillicus]

I'm pretty bummed I can't make it to coshole, you guys.

We're not.

I asked you about Tubby's mustache, guy.

Facebook chat like 10 minutes ago.Pay attention.

I'm on facebook?

 

[FDAS]

I'm pretty bummed I can't make it to coshole, you guys.

We're not.

I asked you about Tubby's mustache, guy.

Facebook chat like 10 minutes ago.Pay attention.

I'm on facebook?

You were on the chat list a couple of minutes ago. I don't know man, your thingy was green. Also, I've been drinking tonight. Normally don't drink anymore.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

This is a power nap.

Sweet hat

 

[shuke]

Matt's won't take a reservation, so Sat dinner changed to Salt Lick.Biggest plus there is its BYOB, so that will slash the cost by half, at least.It has its detractors from some bbq snobs, but I really like them and its a great spot for a large, raucous group.My link

#### me for not going to this.

 

[shuke]

This is a power nap.

Sweet hat

You saw the glove, too, right? A ####ing glove. This guy could barely stand by tee box 14, what did he that glove was going to do?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

My wife just spent $150 on this stuff. Kill me now.

Oh no. Sorry, guy.

 

[shuke]

Generally we don't use much gravy at all, which is a crime, but white gravy seems to be a generally Southern phenomenon. Also the idea of asking by color is something I can guarantee Yankees don't do.

Wrong.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

This is a power nap.

Sweet hat

You saw the glove, too, right? A ####ing glove. This guy could barely stand by tee box 14, what did he that glove was going to do?

 

[Josie Maran]

Who's the dead guy in the golf cart?

 

[Frostillicus]

I'm pretty bummed I can't make it to coshole, you guys.

We're not.

I asked you about Tubby's mustache, guy.

Facebook chat like 10 minutes ago.Pay attention.

I'm on facebook?

You were on the chat list a couple of minutes ago. I don't know man, your thingy was green. Also, I've been drinking tonight. Normally don't drink anymore.

 

[Frostillicus]

My wife just spent $150 on this stuff. Kill me now.

Oh no. Sorry, guy.

Yeah

 

[Limp Ditka]

I'm pretty bummed I can't make it to coshole, you guys.

We're not.

I asked you about Tubby's mustache, guy.

Facebook chat like 10 minutes ago.Pay attention.

I'm on facebook?

You were on the chat list a couple of minutes ago. I don't know man, your thingy was green. Also, I've been drinking tonight. Normally don't drink anymore.

FAS just doesn't have the same ring to it.

 

[Abraham]

Matt's won't take a reservation, so Sat dinner changed to Salt Lick.Biggest plus there is its BYOB, so that will slash the cost by half, at least.It has its detractors from some bbq snobs, but I really like them and its a great spot for a large, raucous group.My link

#### me for not going to this.

There is a decent chance ill be at some of th festivities and I don't go to AnYTHING.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Predicting an epic rally from Bob. Feel better GB.

GB, I'm not one to go down without a fight. Oddly enough I had a dream about some guys on motorcycles trying to kill me and Shredder. I woke up a sweaty mess, which is good. I'm cautiously optimistic as I've been able to sip on some 7up and nibbling on some toast. We'll see. I also peed out of my #### instead of butt which is nice. This all started after I picked the boys up at school Tuesday. I've battled through it but finally had to succumb today.

 

[shuke]

Calling BS on 9pm, but there were a couple nights I was one of the first to go down thanks to PowerTed™...never earlier than 12 or 1am though. That stuff was TREkryptonite.

Sorry, but you were definitely out well before midnight one night.

 

[shuke]

I didn't realize there were areas of the US that didn't have biscuits and gravy.

I was just taking krista's word on it. I figured she'd know since I heard that if she broke her leg that gravy would pour out. I wonder which leg holds the white gravy.

I think I'd have to hunt around quite a bit to find them up here.

Just go to Ken Maxwell's house. He makes a killer biscuits and gravy.

WHO TOLD YOU TO ####ING BUY BAKING POWDER?

 

[Thorn]

FIRST PERSON TO GO TO BED/PASS OUT SATURDAY NIGHT

YSR -300

Romo -150

GM -105

MRS SLB +100

COS +125

SLB +250

GUSTER +350

THORN +350

HOMER +600

:finger:What about naps - how do those factor in? Didn't GM take a power nap in the bathroom at a Mellyhole?

No.This is a power nap.

This is just flat out making your bed wherever you want for an entire night.

#towelblankie

 

[Brony]

Can you gents keep the party going til Tuesday when I hit Austin for work?

 

[shuke]

Had lunch with Bentrly. Good guy. Too skinny though...he's gonna screw up the averages at coshole.

Good conversation. As always, it was nice of cos to pay attention to 30% or so of everything that was going on.

What was he doing instead?

I think last time I grabbed beers with cos and Kevzilla, cos was reading a newspaper the entire time.

 

[Thorn]

Predicting an epic rally from Bob. Feel better GB.

GB, I'm not one to go down without a fight. Oddly enough I had a dream about some guys on motorcycles trying to kill me and Shredder. I woke up a sweaty mess, which is good. I'm cautiously optimistic as I've been able to sip on some 7up and nibbling on some toast. We'll see. I also peed out of my #### instead of butt which is nice. This all started after I picked the boys up at school Tuesday. I've battled through it but finally had to succumb today.

Come on GB, I know you can do it.

 

[shuke]

Hi there! So for the unwashed lurking masses like me following this great meeting of the minds of FBG royalty I've had to create a mental image...I think I have most pegged, but I've got this image of cosjobs as Rob Ryan. Am I in the ballpark, waaayyyyy off? Just trying to set the stage here. Thanks!

ooh... do me next. who am i?

My link

Isn't that Gadzooks for real?

 

[General Malaise]

This is a power nap.

Sweet hat

You saw the glove, too, right? A ####ing glove. This guy could barely stand by tee box 14, what did he that glove was going to do?

Grip a beer, man!

 

[Mr. Pickles]

This is a power nap.

Sweet hat

You saw the glove, too, right? A ####ing glove. This guy could barely stand by tee box 14, what did he that glove was going to do?

I forgot what a train wreck he was on the course. I think Tat and the other serious business golf guys were getting annoyed.

 

[krista4]

Thanks GB. One of the best things about this thread for me, not kidding, is getting to know shuke better.

I'll be in Memphis in the very near future.

Seriously? Make it very near or you'll miss us, though. I always knew you just as the guy behind "shuked" and the eat-off guy (even though I never opened that thread). I expect to get #### for saying this, but you have a lot of depth and interesting perspectives that I like (and didn't expect on the basis of that limited knowledge).

 

[krista4]

Seems like we suddenly have a ton of people who wish they were attending but aren't. One time, one time, offer that if there is a person who decides to go last minute, I will donate Delta miles to get them there.DO IT.

 

[shuke]

Somebody needs to be given the Voigt-Kampff.

One of my favorite onslaught moves.

 

[Frostillicus]

Seems like we suddenly have a ton of people who wish they were attending but aren't. One time, one time, offer that if there is a person who decides to go last minute, I will donate Delta miles to get them there.DO IT.

Can you donate a babysitter to watch two jackass kids for 3 days?

 

[strykerpks]

Seems like we suddenly have a ton of people who wish they were attending but aren't. One time, one time, offer that if there is a person who decides to go last minute, I will donate Delta miles to get them there.DO IT.

Stupid parenthood

 

[General Malaise]

This is a power nap.

Sweet hat

You saw the glove, too, right? A ####ing glove. This guy could barely stand by tee box 14, what did he that glove was going to do?

I forgot what a train wreck he was on the course. I think Tat and the other serious business golf guys were getting annoyed.

Grandpa Steve wouldn't let me play poker either. Mellyhole III was perhaps my weakest effort ever and that counts the Vegashole of '04 where I brought a date.

 

[krista4]

Seems like we suddenly have a ton of people who wish they were attending but aren't. One time, one time, offer that if there is a person who decides to go last minute, I will donate Delta miles to get them there.DO IT.

Can you donate a babysitter to watch two jackass kids for 3 days?

Seems like we suddenly have a ton of people who wish they were attending but aren't. One time, one time, offer that if there is a person who decides to go last minute, I will donate Delta miles to get them there.DO IT.

Stupid parenthood

Mr. krista and I are available. Pay no mind to the fact that we don't particularly know much about kids. Fine if we just leave bowls of food and water out for them, right?

 

[Mr. Pickles]

This is a power nap.

Sweet hat

You saw the glove, too, right? A ####ing glove. This guy could barely stand by tee box 14, what did he that glove was going to do?

I forgot what a train wreck he was on the course. I think Tat and the other serious business golf guys were getting annoyed.

Grandpa Steve wouldn't let me play poker either. Mellyhole III was perhaps my weakest effort ever and that counts the Vegashole of '04 where I brought a date.

Man, Hyman Roth was in rare form with the poker. He talked to us like we were his children.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

Seems like we suddenly have a ton of people who wish they were attending but aren't. One time, one time, offer that if there is a person who decides to go last minute, I will donate Delta miles to get them there.DO IT.

Can you donate a babysitter to watch two jackass kids for 3 days?

That Delta guy from the airport probably would since K4 is platinum or something

 

[General Malaise]

Seems like we suddenly have a ton of people who wish they were attending but aren't. One time, one time, offer that if there is a person who decides to go last minute, I will donate Delta miles to get them there.DO IT.

I'd be willing to buy those from you if nobody takes you up on it. I have committed to go to Founders Day in Jackson, MS for April to help raise money for a fraternity brother of ours who lost his wife to breast cancer this week. I've helped create a ton of interest from alums around the country who will attend and have the green light from my wife to go. I've helped set up a fund raising benefit dinner Friday, a vollyball tournament Saturday and will spearhead efforts to sell T-shirts, so I'm pot committed to attend. But tickets from Portland to Jackson are $700. Not like I'm flying to Paris or Nicaragua...it's Jackson MissiFreakingsippi. Ugh.

 

[shuke]

What I really wish is that I had time to read the :e: thread. Sounds worth it.

It's not.

Twitter suggested I follow you today. I passed.

Great idea.

 

[shuke]

My wife just spent $150 on this stuff. Kill me now.

Oh #### this stuff.

 

[General Malaise]

This is a power nap.

Sweet hat

You saw the glove, too, right? A ####ing glove. This guy could barely stand by tee box 14, what did he that glove was going to do?

I forgot what a train wreck he was on the course. I think Tat and the other serious business golf guys were getting annoyed.

Grandpa Steve wouldn't let me play poker either. Mellyhole III was perhaps my weakest effort ever and that counts the Vegashole of '04 where I brought a date.

Man, Hyman Roth was in rare form with the poker. He talked to us like we were his children.

Mellyhole III was great, but it lacked the charm and spontaneous fun of Mellyhole I. The poker games were fantastic at Mellyhole I.

 

[krista4]

Seems like we suddenly have a ton of people who wish they were attending but aren't. One time, one time, offer that if there is a person who decides to go last minute, I will donate Delta miles to get them there.DO IT.

Can you donate a babysitter to watch two jackass kids for 3 days?

That Delta guy from the airport probably would since K4 is platinum or something

Kevin. And I'm Diamond. Platinum...psssssshhhhh.

Seems like we suddenly have a ton of people who wish they were attending but aren't. One time, one time, offer that if there is a person who decides to go last minute, I will donate Delta miles to get them there.DO IT.

I'd be willing to buy those from you if nobody takes you up on it. I have committed to go to Founders Day in Jackson, MS for April to help raise money for a fraternity brother of ours who lost his wife to breast cancer this week. I've helped create a ton of interest from alums around the country who will attend and have the green light from my wife to go. I've helped set up a fund raising benefit dinner Friday, a vollyball tournament Saturday and will spearhead efforts to sell T-shirts, so I'm pot committed to attend. But tickets from Portland to Jackson are $700. Not like I'm flying to Paris or Nicaragua...it's Jackson MissiFreakingsippi. Ugh.

We can talk and try to figure something out. I'm sure you looked at just Memphis and driving? I can work through a million options to see what might work best--send me your dates/times.

 

[shuke]

Who's the dead guy in the golf cart?

HINT: both pictures are the same guy.

 

[shuke]

you have a lot of depth and interesting perspectives that I like

You lost me.

 

[Frostillicus]

My wife just spent $150 on this stuff. Kill me now.

Oh #### this stuff.

Yeah

 

[krista4]

you have a lot of depth and interesting perspectives that I like

You lost me.

There you go.

 

[-fish-]

Non Austin update: gf just got offered a threesome (with a chick). Developing...

 

[General Malaise]

Seems like we suddenly have a ton of people who wish they were attending but aren't. One time, one time, offer that if there is a person who decides to go last minute, I will donate Delta miles to get them there.DO IT.

Can you donate a babysitter to watch two jackass kids for 3 days?

That Delta guy from the airport probably would since K4 is platinum or something

Kevin. And I'm Diamond. Platinum...psssssshhhhh.

Seems like we suddenly have a ton of people who wish they were attending but aren't. One time, one time, offer that if there is a person who decides to go last minute, I will donate Delta miles to get them there.DO IT.

I'd be willing to buy those from you if nobody takes you up on it. I have committed to go to Founders Day in Jackson, MS for April to help raise money for a fraternity brother of ours who lost his wife to breast cancer this week. I've helped create a ton of interest from alums around the country who will attend and have the green light from my wife to go. I've helped set up a fund raising benefit dinner Friday, a vollyball tournament Saturday and will spearhead efforts to sell T-shirts, so I'm pot committed to attend. But tickets from Portland to Jackson are $700. Not like I'm flying to Paris or Nicaragua...it's Jackson MissiFreakingsippi. Ugh.

We can talk and try to figure something out. I'm sure you looked at just Memphis and driving? I can work through a million options to see what might work best--send me your dates/times.

Yeah, I did....which was why I asked if I could borrow a Bentley for the weekend. I'm coming down with my buddy Fred, who is filthy rich and won't go unless I go with him and fly into and out of Jackson. He won't go if we fly to Memphis and drive. Prissy little twit. No worries if it's not a fit, but I'd be willing to buy these if they were available. You can use the money to donate to St. Judes, buy another Nicaraguan villa or hire a hit man in Bakersfield. I hear they work for cheap.

 

[krista4]

Logged into FB today and noticed that a few of my 'friends' joined a group called "Petition to remove facebook group praying for President Obama's death". Being curious, I clicked the link and here's what I found:

Name: Petition to remove facebook group praying for President Obama's death

Category: Common Interest - Beliefs & Causes

Description: This is a petition to REMOVE the group "DEAR LORD, THIS YEAR YOU TOOK MY FAVORITE ACTOR, PATRICK SWAYZIE. YOU TOOK MY FAVORITE ACTRESS, FARAH FAWCETT. YOU TOOK MY FAVORITE SINGER, MICHAEL JACKSON. I JUST WANTED TO LET YOU KNOW, MY FAVORITE PRESIDENT IS BARACK OBAMA. AMEN" from facebook.

Here is what we are asking you to do:

1) Visit the 'Prayer' group's page and report the group to facebook. (Link below.)

2) Logout for Civility from 8-8 tomorrow! RSVP to the event on the Events page and invite your friends to join you! (Link below.)

3) Sign the online petition. (Link below.)

4) Spread the word! Our strength is in our numbers to share, repost, and invite!

The link is in the Links box below.

Link to the offensive site:

link

So then I visited the link to see what all the fuss was about and sure enough, there's a page for this group with well over a million 'fans' or 'friends'. However, my question is this: Are they really praying for the death of Obama? Kind of seems more like a joke and a punchline than some sort of cause. I mean, I voted for Obama and even I chuckled a little, which is probably because I have the mentality of a 9 year old. Curious what others think.

I just wanted to bump this, which was the first post in this thread.After nearly three years, and umpteen (legal term) posts, we have a bunch of people meeting to celebrate the life of...well, everyone, but particularly one of our own who's kicking some cancer ###. Really cool #### no matter how you cut it.

 

[General Malaise]

Just once....ONCE...I'd like a picture of me kicking some assssssssss or looking normal.

 

[krista4]

Seems like we suddenly have a ton of people who wish they were attending but aren't. One time, one time, offer that if there is a person who decides to go last minute, I will donate Delta miles to get them there.DO IT.

Can you donate a babysitter to watch two jackass kids for 3 days?

That Delta guy from the airport probably would since K4 is platinum or something

Kevin. And I'm Diamond. Platinum...psssssshhhhh.

Seems like we suddenly have a ton of people who wish they were attending but aren't. One time, one time, offer that if there is a person who decides to go last minute, I will donate Delta miles to get them there.DO IT.

I'd be willing to buy those from you if nobody takes you up on it. I have committed to go to Founders Day in Jackson, MS for April to help raise money for a fraternity brother of ours who lost his wife to breast cancer this week. I've helped create a ton of interest from alums around the country who will attend and have the green light from my wife to go. I've helped set up a fund raising benefit dinner Friday, a vollyball tournament Saturday and will spearhead efforts to sell T-shirts, so I'm pot committed to attend. But tickets from Portland to Jackson are $700. Not like I'm flying to Paris or Nicaragua...it's Jackson MissiFreakingsippi. Ugh.

We can talk and try to figure something out. I'm sure you looked at just Memphis and driving? I can work through a million options to see what might work best--send me your dates/times.

Yeah, I did....which was why I asked if I could borrow a Bentley for the weekend. I'm coming down with my buddy Fred, who is filthy rich and won't go unless I go with him and fly into and out of Jackson. He won't go if we fly to Memphis and drive. Prissy little twit. No worries if it's not a fit, but I'd be willing to buy these if they were available. You can use the money to donate to St. Judes, buy another Nicaraguan villa or hire a hit man in Bakersfield. I hear they work for cheap.

Send me the info. And ####### Fred, if he's filthy rich, should just pay for your ticket. The dickmitten.