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Anybody you loved on the boards that you now know is an incredible **** in real life?OK I'm shmammered, so I'm gonna be honest, I have never for a minute liked Abraham/Colin Dowling here on the boards, but he is an absolutely awesome guy in the real world. First surprise of coshole for me.
I can think of one.Anybody you loved on the boards that you now know is an incredible **** in real life?OK I'm shmammered, so I'm gonna be honest, I have never for a minute liked Abraham/Colin Dowling here on the boards, but he is an absolutely awesome guy in the real world. First surprise of coshole for me.
how baked are those poodles by now?
It's much less prominent in real life
Giving rideshow baked are those poodles by now?
I'll take the over given how things are progressing
Huge disappointment.
Nobody's been a #### so far, but there's some personality dichotomies that are flummox ing your FB Homer. And btw I take back the nice things I said about Colin.I can think of one.Anybody you loved on the boards that you now know is an incredible **** in real life?OK I'm shmammered, so I'm gonna be honest, I have never for a minute liked Abraham/Colin Dowling here on the boards, but he is an absolutely awesome guy in the real world. First surprise of coshole for me.
Nope. But I'm currently taking "five minutes for Homer" * and I think they might have just arrived. Can't tell from 100 feet away.
Give it some time, man. WTF?
I can think of one.Anybody you loved on the boards that you now know is an incredible **** in real life?OK I'm shmammered, so I'm gonna be honest, I have never for a minute liked Abraham/Colin Dowling here on the boards, but he is an absolutely awesome guy in the real world. First surprise of coshole for me.
Just arrived.
How about now?
can you group chat on fb from the gmtan group?You were on the chat list a couple of minutes ago. I don't know man, your thingy was green. Also, I've been drinking tonight. Normally don't drink anymore.I'm on facebook?Facebook chat like 10 minutes ago.Pay attention.I asked you about Tubby's mustache, guy.
translation: EFF you Shuke
G+ hangout, plzcan you group chat on fb from the gmtan group?You were on the chat list a couple of minutes ago. I don't know man, your thingy was green. Also, I've been drinking tonight. Normally don't drink anymore.I'm on facebook?Facebook chat like 10 minutes ago.Pay attention.I asked you about Tubby's mustache, guy.
Already onto my first wardrobe change
Someone get Pickles to check the sleeplogs
Can you offer to host my wife's work's super bowl party so i can make it?
Mellyhole III was great, but it lacked the charm and spontaneous fun of Mellyhole I. The poker games were fantastic at Mellyhole I.Man, Hyman Roth was in rare form with the poker. He talked to us like we were his children.Grandpa Steve wouldn't let me play poker either. Mellyhole III was perhaps my weakest effort ever and that counts the Vegashole of '04 where I brought a date.
I should now. I was in every oneShoulda thought about that before getting that killer ankle tat GBJust once....ONCE...I'd like a picture of me kicking some assssssssss or looking normal.
My linkJust once....ONCE...I'd like a picture of me kicking some assssssssss or looking normal.
At least you're white enough to get into the clubHe said he cover our rental car and hotel. And country club golf, which I'm dreading like Shuke might dread a salad.Send me the info. And ####### Fred, if he's filthy rich, should just pay for your ticket. The dickmitten.Yeah, I did....which was why I asked if I could borrow a Bentley for the weekend.Kevin. And I'm Diamond.Platinum...psssssshhhhh.
We can talk and try to figure something out. I'm sure you looked at just Memphis and driving? I can work through a million options to see what might work best--send me your dates/times.I'd be willing to buy those from you if nobody takes you up on it. I have committed to go to Founders Day in Jackson, MS for April to help raise money for a fraternity brother of ours who lost his wife to breast cancer this week. I've helped create a ton of interest from alums around the country who will attend and have the green light from my wife to go. I've helped set up a fund raising benefit dinner Friday, a vollyball tournament Saturday and will spearhead efforts to sell T-shirts, so I'm pot committed to attend. But tickets from Portland to Jackson are $700.Not like I'm flying to Paris or Nicaragua...it's Jackson MissiFreakingsippi. Ugh.
I'm coming down with my buddy Fred, who is filthy rich and won't go unless I go with him and fly into and out of Jackson. He won't go if we fly to Memphis and drive. Prissy little twit. No worries if it's not a fit, but I'd be willing to buy these if they were available. You can use the money to donate to St. Judes, buy another Nicaraguan villa or hire a hit man in Bakersfield. I hear they work for cheap.
you going to be starting your own thread?My lady has recently admitted that she is now openly bi. And she likes really hot chicks (no masculine types).I miss the days when all my hot girl-friends professed the hots for my wife, which would lead to eager talks of a threesome, which I would inevitably screw up in some way. Good times, my twenties.Hot Indian chick (fb pic didn't do her justice) kept putting her hand on my gf's thigh last night. That visual brought me to a happy place.
sandbagging...i like itI'm in. Can't promise how much fun I'll be tonight. But I'm in.Come on GB, I know you can do it.
Print boarding passes? You going to wear a tie and jacket on your pan am flight?That's the plan. Although when it comes to me and booze, I'm not all that good at plans.
Not really sure where to place this one....so I figured I'd just drop it here.
I text with my wife from time to time during the day. And while 95%+ of the time, it's routine, "hey who's taking child A to soccer practice today" or "don't forget to pickup avacados and a sixer (okay, 12 pack) at the store on your way home"....On Tuesday my wife was a bit friskier in what she wanted to do while cooking dinner after work that day.
Okay, no big deal, we get home from work, start preparing things for dinner, the children are preoccupied, and we sneak off for 45 minutes 30 minutes okay, 15 minutes of you know, adult stuff in the bedroom.
Come out, finish cooking, eat supper.
Well, after supper, my 12 year old son was kind enough to let us know that ALL of our texts go through to his iPod, so when he got home from school that day, his iPod was blowing up and he decided to see what texts he was getting.
And then of course, I remember right before dinner while he was playing the xbox
PM me if you still need helpI'm not that smart when it comes to the Twitters, but I just checked and apparently i'm no longer "following" the GMTAN twitter account and I can't find it. Was this a private thing that you had to get invited to follow? I dont' remember but somehow I feel like I used it and tweeted from it before. I'm pretty confident that all of you at CosHole-palooza will not be able to follow directions and provide updates in one location, so I'm guessing I'll be spending the weekend jumping from this thread to the Twitter feed and to the GMTAN FB page. And I'm going to assume at some point there will the biggest GMTAN group shot-video ever recorded. I'm thinking that should be done on a private YouTube link and posted on page 1 of this thread. Oh, Thorn, in your honor I'm wearing my Reeses shirt all weekend.
Demand more drinks!
prostate exam this afternoon?
Taking the driving tour of Austin with thorn and Uruk making out in the back seat. Awkward.
update for those who aren't friends with CSB
:crickets:Another friend chimed in with the same question
I have this vision of everyone sitting in the lobby at AO with their laptops typing and gigglingI'm not unbanning the homer alias. Mainly because I don't Know how. Now, get your pedotongue out of my ###.OK I'm shmammered, so I'm gonna be honest, I have never for a minute liked Abraham/Colin Dowling here on the boards, but he is an absolutely awesome guy in the real world. First surprise of coshole for me.
Was just thinking the same thing
