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- Thread starter General Malaise
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Notorious T.R.E.
Showdown!™ Administrator
oursbeeronself:
General Malaise
Footballguy
WHY ARE YOU SO MEAN TO ME!!!!!!At least you're white enough to get into the clubHe said he cover our rental car and hotel. And country club golf, which I'm dreading like Shuke might dread a salad.Send me the info. And ####### Fred, if he's filthy rich, should just pay for your ticket. The dickmitten.Yeah, I did....which was why I asked if I could borrow a Bentley for the weekend.Kevin. And I'm Diamond.Platinum...psssssshhhhh.
We can talk and try to figure something out. I'm sure you looked at just Memphis and driving? I can work through a million options to see what might work best--send me your dates/times.I'd be willing to buy those from you if nobody takes you up on it. I have committed to go to Founders Day in Jackson, MS for April to help raise money for a fraternity brother of ours who lost his wife to breast cancer this week. I've helped create a ton of interest from alums around the country who will attend and have the green light from my wife to go. I've helped set up a fund raising benefit dinner Friday, a vollyball tournament Saturday and will spearhead efforts to sell T-shirts, so I'm pot committed to attend. But tickets from Portland to Jackson are $700.Not like I'm flying to Paris or Nicaragua...it's Jackson MissiFreakingsippi. Ugh.
I'm coming down with my buddy Fred, who is filthy rich and won't go unless I go with him and fly into and out of Jackson. He won't go if we fly to Memphis and drive. Prissy little twit. No worries if it's not a fit, but I'd be willing to buy these if they were available. You can use the money to donate to St. Judes, buy another Nicaraguan villa or hire a hit man in Bakersfield. I hear they work for cheap.
Thorn
Footballguy
I'll effort some other thoughts/write-ups tonight. I made some notes during my 4 hour layover in Chicago, where, by the way, i tried to recover from being out with Homer by having 20 oz sam adams. This did not work. It is a damn good thing Homer didnt make it out the first night bc then i wouldnt have made it out the second or third night.
charvik
Footballguy
Officer Pete Malloy
Footballguy
You know you can say "no" to Homer, right?
General Malaise
Footballguy
Wait, Krista was there? Where? Who was that curly haired cute woman? And why did half of the doors I opened lead to really old people who would smile at me when I poked my head inside?
Frostillicus
Footballguy
<_< This is going to turn into "the cool kids" who went and "the losers" who didn't and pretty soon us losers are going to end up leaving the thread because the cool kids are too cool for us with their clicks and inside jokes and "stays here."Probably best if you don'tNot sure how to score this one. Some fine print and some "stays here" involved.
You could probably use a question mark or two here.
Disco Stu
Confirmed FBGal
For me, this was the most memorable part of the night. GB that giant guinea puppeteer.Thanks for the recap Bogart. One addition... I did briefly switch back to DB at some point. Not sure how NG reacted, but IIRC she went for the same play by talking to somebody else not in our group but well within line of sight.
Bogart
Footballguy
Good point. And I forgot to add a part about Cole. Cole was some doosh guy who was in the right place at the right time. He was standing right next to Homer when Homer had bought one too many shots. Cole was like "Hey, I'll take it." Homer looked him up and down, then scanned the room for more worthy takers of the liquid gift, back to Cole, held it, and then finally gave it to Cole. Most awkward 45 seconds ever.
After that, Cole would pop his head into the group, try to hit on the three girls, make small talk with Homer in hopes for a drink and then leave. He did this at least three times.
proninja
Footballguy
Not your finest work. Probably a good idea to keep it to yourself.
Frostillicus
Footballguy
So awesome
you know i love you GB. was in drinking/posting mode...just typing the first thing that came to mind
Officer Pete Malloy
Footballguy
Of course. I just found it to be a very hippy/hipster way to injure one's self. Kinda like if Stu pulled a hammy during a Roller Disco Bar Hop and Fondue Run.
proninja
Footballguy
Poor Cole. Doomed before he was born by his parents choice in names.Good point. And I forgot to add a part about Cole. Cole was some doosh guy who was in the right place at the right time. He was standing right next to Homer when Homer had bought one too many shots. Cole was like "Hey, I'll take it." Homer looked him up and down, then scanned the room for more worthy takers of the liquid gift, back to Cole, held it, and then finally gave it to Cole. Most awkward 45 seconds ever.
After that, Cole would pop his head into the group, try to hit on the three girls, make small talk with Homer in hopes for a drink and then leave. He did this at least three times.
Good point. And I forgot to add a part about Cole. Cole was some doosh guy who was in the right place at the right time. He was standing right next to Homer when Homer had bought one too many shots. Cole was like "Hey, I'll take it." Homer looked him up and down, then scanned the room for more worthy takers of the liquid gift, back to Cole, held it, and then finally gave it to Cole. Most awkward 45 seconds ever.
After that, Cole would pop his head into the group, try to hit on the three girls, make small talk with Homer in hopes for a drink and then leave. He did this at least three times.
General Malaise
Footballguy
Are there any story recaps from Friday or Saturday?
Disco Stu
Confirmed FBGal
Mostly visible here. Also visible, Thorn taking in the show put on by the ridiculously hot blondes. Not shown... Guster searching frantically for Austin job listings.
Officer Pete Malloy
Footballguy
Which night did you try to drink BBQ sauce in your skivvies?Are there any story recaps from Friday or Saturday?
Uruk-Hai
Footballguy
I know what you mean, but that's not what's happening here (at least, not with me and I suspect not with the others).<_< This is going to turn into "the cool kids" who went and "the losers" who didn't and pretty soon us losers are going to end up leaving the thread because the cool kids are too cool for us with their clicks and inside jokes and "stays here."Probably best if you don'tNot sure how to score this one. Some fine print and some "stays here" involved.
General Malaise
Footballguy
Ah, Saturday. Needed something to wash down all the green M&Ms that were all over the house.Which night did you try to drink BBQ sauce in your skivvies?Are there any story recaps from Friday or Saturday?
The look of terror and confusion on CosWife's face as a drunk, pantless, BBQ carrying GM lunged down the "off-limits" hall towards the other guest's rooms was priceless.
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Uruk-Hai
Footballguy
Yep. She showed up Sunday after you left (
). The curly haired woman was Kim, who is one of cos' two property managers. The "really old people" are cos' parents. And me.
WHAT ABOUT THE BEAR SUIT!@?
Notorious T.R.E.
Showdown!™ Administrator
Wait, cosparents were there?
Disco Stu
Confirmed FBGal
Josie Maran
Footballguy
God bless Mrs Cos for putting up with us. 
Uruk-Hai
Footballguy
They live there in the B&B portion of the estate, along with the property managers w/their kids. One day, I saw another lady I never saw again - not sure who she was.
T Bell
Footballguy
You need to start an epitaph writing competition on facebook for her.She fished around for her fizzy drink,
a homemade recipe well-ingrained,
Alas when she plopped it by the sink,
it nearly got her brained.
Notorious T.R.E.
Showdown!™ Administrator
I'm going to need full schematics.
Officer Pete Malloy
Footballguy
Disco Stu
Confirmed FBGal
She was working out(?) in the bathroom Monday morning while a few of us were recovering at the table. The sounds were rather umm... pants tightening.
Uruk-Hai
Footballguy
She was on the rowing machineShe was working out(?) in the bathroom Monday morning while a few of us were recovering at the table. The sounds were rather umm... pants tightening.
Bogart
Footballguy
Yes that was Cole. I recognize those sideburns anywhere.
T Bell
Footballguy
Need a picture of Kim...She was on the rowing machineShe was working out(?) in the bathroom Monday morning while a few of us were recovering at the table. The sounds were rather umm... pants tightening.
Is "Rowing Machine" a nickname for Stu?She was on the rowing machineShe was working out(?) in the bathroom Monday morning while a few of us were recovering at the table. The sounds were rather umm... pants tightening.
Limp Ditka
Footballguy
damn
T Bell
Footballguy
Miss Nubia is nice...
Bogart
Footballguy
It was awesome.You know what was not awesome about that morning. The fact that I felt like I needed that vodka in my orange juice. But you know what was awesome. The taste of that whipped cream vodka in my orange juice.She was working out(?) in the bathroom Monday morning while a few of us were recovering at the table. The sounds were rather umm... pants tightening.
Notorious T.R.E.
Showdown!™ Administrator
Giving the chick the phone to take a pic of herself is a real shark move.
T Bell
Footballguy
You've been sentenced to 18-to-life. glllllWere there "regular" people staying at AO this weekend, or was it just a bunch of drunks and cosparents??
Who knew getting my wife pregnant 9 months ago would have caused me to miss this everything.
Uruk-Hai
Footballguy
Cos shut it down for this. Pretty cool. Of course, he's probably having the entire establishment moved as we speak so we can never find it again.Were there "regular" people staying at AO this weekend, or was it just a bunch of drunks and cosparents??Who knew getting my wife pregnant 9 months ago would have caused me to miss this.
Disco Stu
Confirmed FBGal
That was an odd bathroom in that it had more rowing machines than it had towels.She was on the rowing machineShe was working out(?) in the bathroom Monday morning while a few of us were recovering at the table. The sounds were rather umm... pants tightening.
Disco Stu
Confirmed FBGal
Albert Oaks was the perfect spot for this, especially with the amazing patio weather we had all weekend. Hoping for an invite to Coshole '14.Cos shut it down for this. Pretty cool. Of course, he's probably having the entire establishment moved as we speak so we can never find it again.Were there "regular" people staying at AO this weekend, or was it just a bunch of drunks and cosparents??Who knew getting my wife pregnant 9 months ago would have caused me to miss this.
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