GM's thread about nothing (69 Viewers)

[Uruk-Hai]

I'm up. Big storm but for us it ain't so bad. Wind is kind of crazy. Blows the stuff right off your shovel. Sorry neighbors!Also, I would pay real money to see a pic of Uruk with shoulder-length magic space hair.

Let me see if I have my HS yearbook photo around and I'll send it to someone to post.

 

[Uruk-Hai]

Snow update from my dad (40 min south of thorn) this morning:Hard telling how much snow. Drifts are up to my chest and winds gust to 44mph. It will take me an hour to shovel to the garage. Can barely see the truck.

Oof.Anyone heard from Thorn or Homer lately?I love all of the he-men in the Snowmageddon thread saying everyone's overreacting (I do agree that TV oversells it, though). Tell that to the million people out of power, many of whom are older folks. As someone who grew up in a rural area and has lived through probably a dozen week-long power outages, this #### is bad.

“@breakingstorm: Record snowfall of 29.3 inches set in Thorn's Town, breaking previous record of 27.1 inches set in 1979; more snow expected - @usNWSgov”Last heard from Thorn at 2am, so he's probably sleeping

I was in here in the middle of the night after "napping" for 5 hours. At 1:30 or so, Thorn asked if I was "up for the day". I guess it's good to have SOME kind of rep after coshole

You've definitely got an "up at 4 a.m." haircut.

I know. And growing up on a farm, I've always tended towards early rising.Back in the 70s and a good part of the 80s, I had long hair (shoulder length for much of that time). I was also as big a druggy as there was in my circle of friends. Now people think I'm a cop or military when the reason I chose this haircut is about as mundane as it gets - I got tired of dealing with the 8 million cowlicks in my hair. I had to wear my hair either really long or really short, and "really long" got to be too much of a pain.

Had most of mine removed on Thursday. I feel so weak....

Samsonzilla?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Zero inches of snow here and counting.

 

[Disco Stu]

I got 28 inches.

Inseam?

 

[Guster]

I'm up. Big storm but for us it ain't so bad. Wind is kind of crazy. Blows the stuff right off your shovel. Sorry neighbors!

Also, I would pay real money to see a pic of Uruk with shoulder-length magic space hair.

How much do you owe me?? My linkThanks U-H

 

[Guster]

I got 28 inches.

Inseam?

Ouch

 

[Mr. Pickles]

I'm up. Big storm but for us it ain't so bad. Wind is kind of crazy. Blows the stuff right off your shovel. Sorry neighbors!

Also, I would pay real money to see a pic of Uruk with shoulder-length magic space hair.

How much do you owe me?? My linkThanks U-H

Breathtaking.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I'm up. Big storm but for us it ain't so bad. Wind is kind of crazy. Blows the stuff right off your shovel. Sorry neighbors!

Also, I would pay real money to see a pic of Uruk with shoulder-length magic space hair.

How much do you owe me?? My linkThanks U-H

Awesome."Would you like a little collar with that bow tie?"

 

[flysack]

Back in the 70s and a good part of the 80s, I had long hair (shoulder length for much of that time). I was also as big a druggy as there was in my circle of friends. Now people think I'm a cop or military when the reason I chose this haircut is about as mundane as it gets - I got tired of dealing with the 8 million cowlicks in my hair. I had to wear my hair either really long or really short, and "really long" got to be too much of a pain.

Same here, except I'm a little younger. The 90s saw Flysack with long, one length hair and a pharmacy of happiness playing his brain. One friend said I looked like Prince Valiant meets Trent Reznor. Now, it's trim it tight with the clippers because of the creeping baldness. :(

ETA:

I'm up. Big storm but for us it ain't so bad. Wind is kind of crazy. Blows the stuff right off your shovel. Sorry neighbors!

Also, I would pay real money to see a pic of Uruk with shoulder-length magic space hair.

How much do you owe me?? My linkThanks U-H

Awesome look, Bo.

 

[Uruk-Hai]

I'm up. Big storm but for us it ain't so bad. Wind is kind of crazy. Blows the stuff right off your shovel. Sorry neighbors!

Also, I would pay real money to see a pic of Uruk with shoulder-length magic space hair.

How much do you owe me?? My linkThanks U-H

Awesome."Would you like a little collar with that bow tie?"

I got my hair STYLED before that pic. It was 1979, what can I say?

 

[Disco Stu]

I'm up. Big storm but for us it ain't so bad. Wind is kind of crazy. Blows the stuff right off your shovel. Sorry neighbors!

Also, I would pay real money to see a pic of Uruk with shoulder-length magic space hair.

How much do you owe me?? My linkThanks U-H

Breathtaking.

That's a good look right there.

 

[Thorn]

Outstanding!

 

[Disco Stu]

I sported the unfortunate middle-part from '89-'92. At basketball practice, upperclassmen took to calling me "Mayday" due to an apparent Sam Malone resemblance.

 

[Uruk-Hai]

I'm up. Big storm but for us it ain't so bad. Wind is kind of crazy. Blows the stuff right off your shovel. Sorry neighbors!

Also, I would pay real money to see a pic of Uruk with shoulder-length magic space hair.

How much do you owe me?? My linkThanks U-H

Gusher, you should bow down before me. Me and my tumor won you $100 since we got krista to Austin. But please tell me Thorn didn't bet against me having long hair.

 

[Disco Stu]

In before Uni comments on my age.

 

[Uruk-Hai]

I sported the unfortunate middle-part from '89-'92. At basketball practice, upperclassmen took to calling me "Mayday" due to an apparent Sam Malone resemblance.

I had to use hairspray since my natural part is on the left side

 

[Britney Spears]

I sported the unfortunate middle-part from '89-'92. At basketball practice, upperclassmen took to calling me "Mayday" due to an apparent Sam Malone resemblance.

I don't remember Sam Malone having a middle part.

 

[Uruk-Hai]

I sported the unfortunate middle-part from '89-'92. At basketball practice, upperclassmen took to calling me "Mayday" due to an apparent Sam Malone resemblance.

I don't remember Sam Malone having a middle part.

He wore a wig, right?Oh.......

 

[Disco Stu]

I sported the unfortunate middle-part from '89-'92. At basketball practice, upperclassmen took to calling me "Mayday" due to an apparent Sam Malone resemblance.

I don't remember Sam Malone having a middle part.

It was more about combing it back high. His was solid. Mine had the part.

 

[UniAlias]

In before Uni comments on my age.

Had I known you played basketball in the 80's I wouldn't have bugged you to come out and play so much. Holy crap.

 

[Disco Stu]

In before Uni comments on my age.

Had I known you played basketball in the 80's I wouldn't have bugged you to come out and play so much. Holy crap.

:finger:I'll show up in my Larry Bird nut-huggers.

 

[Disco Stu]

Sam Malone - http://www.tvacres.com/images/props_cheers.jpg17 year old Stu - http://i.imgur.com/cwqTM73.jpg

 

[Uruk-Hai]

I'm loaded with WalMart & Lowes gift cards. Any suggestions on how to spend them?

 

[UniAlias]

Sam Malone - http://www.tvacres.com/images/props_cheers.jpg17 year old Stu - http://i.imgur.com/cwqTM73.jpg

 

[Disco Stu]

I'm loaded with WalMart & Lowes gift cards. Any suggestions on how to spend them?

Does your local Walmart sell gas? Groceries?

 

[Uruk-Hai]

I'm loaded with WalMart & Lowes gift cards. Any suggestions on how to spend them?

Does your local Walmart sell gas? Groceries?

No to gas, yes to groceries

 

[Disco Stu]

I got 28 inches.

Inseam?

Ouch

He gets a free shot. Just provided plenty of ammo.

 

[strykerpks]

Sam Malone - http://www.tvacres.c...rops_cheers.jpg17 year old Stu - http://i.imgur.com/cwqTM73.jpg

:boner:

I'm loaded with WalMart & Lowes gift cards. Any suggestions on how to spend them?

Does your local Walmart sell gas? Groceries?

The one around here reportedly has some decent produce.

 

[Disco Stu]

I'm loaded with WalMart & Lowes gift cards. Any suggestions on how to spend them?

Does your local Walmart sell gas? Groceries?

No to gas, yes to groceries

Food and beer is how I would spend it.

 

[Tiger Fan]

I'm loaded with WalMart & Lowes gift cards. Any suggestions on how to spend them?

go to wal mart or lowes seriously - you can sell the cards for cash on cardpool.com. I buy cards from there all the time

 

[Guster]

I'm up. Big storm but for us it ain't so bad. Wind is kind of crazy. Blows the stuff right off your shovel. Sorry neighbors!

Also, I would pay real money to see a pic of Uruk with shoulder-length magic space hair.

How much do you owe me?? My linkThanks U-H

Gusher, you should bow down before me. Me and my tumor won you $100 since we got krista to Austin. But please tell me Thorn didn't bet against me having long hair.

no... just calling him out on saying he would pay real money for the picAnd not that I wasn't rooting for you before, but you're a genuinely awesome guy. Super caring and nice. I'm not ready to lose you as a friend, so I expect you to kick the #### out of cancer

 

[Guster]

Sam Malone - http://www.tvacres.com/images/props_cheers.jpg17 year old Stu - http://i.imgur.com/cwqTM73.jpg

Dreamy... And somehow, this is our resident lady killer. Must be the beard

 

[Uruk-Hai]

I'm up. Big storm but for us it ain't so bad. Wind is kind of crazy. Blows the stuff right off your shovel. Sorry neighbors!

Also, I would pay real money to see a pic of Uruk with shoulder-length magic space hair.

How much do you owe me?? My linkThanks U-H

Gusher, you should bow down before me. Me and my tumor won you $100 since we got krista to Austin. But please tell me Thorn didn't bet against me having long hair.

no... just calling him out on saying he would pay real money for the picAnd not that I wasn't rooting for you before, but you're a genuinely awesome guy. Super caring and nice. I'm not ready to lose you as a friend, so I expect you to kick the #### out of cancer

Thanks, my friend.#### this tumor - if being ornery was enough to knock it out, I'd have it beat.

 

[Uruk-Hai]

Good Lord, I'm losing it. I'm listening to a replay of Casey's AT40 from 1979. Friggin Barry Manilow's "Somewhere In The Night" got me in tears.

 

[facook]

I'm going to have my first In N Out experience next week. Don't want to try to dig through the Five Guys thread to find what I should order.Can I get some In N Out counsel?

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

I'm going to have my first In N Out experience next week. Don't want to try to dig through the Five Guys thread to find what I should order.Can I get some In N Out counsel?

I go Double Double mustard grilled with well done fries.Lots of people go Animal Style but I didn't love it.

 

[Ignoramus]

I'm going to have my first In N Out experience next week. Don't want to try to dig through the Five Guys thread to find what I should order.Can I get some In N Out counsel?

I hear they make a mean chicken sandwich.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

I'm going to have my first In N Out experience next week. Don't want to try to dig through the Five Guys thread to find what I should order.Can I get some In N Out counsel?

I usually just get a cheeseburger.

 

[facook]

I'm going to have my first In N Out experience next week. Don't want to try to dig through the Five Guys thread to find what I should order.Can I get some In N Out counsel?

I go Double Double mustard grilled with well done fries.Lots of people go Animal Style but I didn't love it.

Grassyass. What's Animal Style again?

 

[Captain Quinoa]

I'm going to have my first In N Out experience next week. Don't want to try to dig through the Five Guys thread to find what I should order.Can I get some In N Out counsel?

I go Double Double mustard grilled with well done fries.Lots of people go Animal Style but I didn't love it.

Grassyass. What's Animal Style again?

Eat it off the floor and then lick your own a##.

 

[facook]

I'm going to have my first In N Out experience next week. Don't want to try to dig through the Five Guys thread to find what I should order.Can I get some In N Out counsel?

I go Double Double mustard grilled with well done fries.Lots of people go Animal Style but I didn't love it.

Grassyass. What's Animal Style again?

Eat it off the floor and then lick your own a##.

They charge extra for that?

 

[Captain Quinoa]

Sam Malone - http://www.tvacres.com/images/props_cheers.jpg17 year old Stu - http://i.imgur.com/cwqTM73.jpg

I must concur. I'm also detecting some Steve Alford notes and a hint of Flutie at the finish.

 

[shuke]

I'm up. Big storm but for us it ain't so bad. Wind is kind of crazy. Blows the stuff right off your shovel. Sorry neighbors!

Also, I would pay real money to see a pic of Uruk with shoulder-length magic space hair.

How much do you owe me?? My linkThanks U-H

Awesome."Would you like a little collar with that bow tie?"

I want to see more high school photos. I'll post one later.

 

[shuke]

Sam Malone - http://www.tvacres.com/images/props_cheers.jpg17 year old Stu - http://i.imgur.com/cwqTM73.jpg

Interesting that you misheard "Steve Alford" as "Sam Malone".

 

[shuke]

CQ scooping me on Steve Alfrod joke.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Sam Malone - http://www.tvacres.com/images/props_cheers.jpg17 year old Stu - http://i.imgur.com/cwqTM73.jpg

I see it.

 

[Uruk-Hai]

I'm up. Big storm but for us it ain't so bad. Wind is kind of crazy. Blows the stuff right off your shovel. Sorry neighbors!

Also, I would pay real money to see a pic of Uruk with shoulder-length magic space hair.

How much do you owe me?? My linkThanks U-H

Awesome."Would you like a little collar with that bow tie?"

I want to see more high school photos. I'll post one later.

I looked for one of me & a chick I took to the prom, but recalled that I threw it into a fire when we broke up. Yeah, I took that well.

 

[Uruk-Hai]

I thought she might have retired, but I see Vivian Brown's still on the Weather Channel. She may well have the best ### I've ever seen.

 

[Captain Quinoa]

CQ scooping me on Steve Alfrod joke.

Nice effort, kid

 

[Britney Spears]

Sam Malone - http://www.tvacres.com/images/props_cheers.jpg17 year old Stu - http://i.imgur.com/cwqTM73.jpg

Ok seriously this makes sense now.