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That's what I'm thinking. I owe her several nights at the casino. My thought was to have her get a room and get her high. It would be really good for her. The last time she asked was down at the lake, in front of my Dad. You know, before I broke my neck. Pretty awkward because he is like Hank Hill.Smoke her out, my brother.
Jesus. Good luck, Homer.
True story- When I was bout 2-3 years old our family dog bit me and then died.Dad knew the dog had to be tested for rabies, so he called a buddy who owned a grocery store to see if he could use his walk-in refrigerator to keep the dog corpse in overnight..Dad - Our dog just bit my son and he died. Can I keep him in your refrigerator tonight?Supermarket owner -- Chester, shouldn't the boy go to the funeral home?THese were teh olden days and it took 10 days to get the dog to Austin to be tested and I had to undergo the rabies stomach shots until we got the all clear.
Though maybe they should have had you tested. Did they ever find out what's in your blood that it kills animals?
Sodium bicarbonate?It's like, I don't know, coconut oil and baking soda and apparently an absolute #### ton of salt. Unless baking soda is salty. I don't know.
This. Damn.
Would smash, heroically.
Dude, Mrs. Frosty has taken this Wife Health Cult craze to 11. Start hiding steaks and toothpaste.
Thorn does not grok spock.Grokked?I wrote a final exam on Beloved for a Contemporary American Lit class while stoned out of my gourd. I think I was the only one who chose Beloved out of all the books we wrote that semester but I felt like in my current state of mind I totally grokked it. Turns out I did because I got an A
Grok this:( Sorry about your nephew and dog GM. I understand your mixed feelings in taking him to the pound, but at two years old he probably has a good chance of being adopted quickly. I assume he's a nice little white child, which should be in demand.
"Now that's a damn shame when people be throwing away a perfectly good white boy like that."
I agree with your mother.
Meh.
Crap. Sucks, huh? I like funky towns and thought these would fit the bill. I always imagined SF/Taos as similar to Asheville with different weather.
Maybe she really like eating a-holes.
I was a kid when I was there. They both have a reputation as pricey artist enclaves. They were certainly bucolic enough back in the Seventies.
:( so scary - hope everything turned out ok
This woman needs to die.
:( Sorry about your nephew and dog GM. I understand your mixed feelings in taking him to the pound, but at two years old he probably has a good chance of being adopted quickly. I assume he's a nice little white child, which should be in demand.
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Two years ago she got in to tattoos. First was one on her neck. Then the small of her back. Then she got the word "Valerie" tattooed on her wrist web though that isn't the name of anyone we know of in her life. My wife thought to ask her about it but I convinced her not to saying "the whole point of the tattoo is to get people to ask about it so she can tell some stupid story about a friend who died or her alter ego." Then, at our Christmas party she spent the evening showing pictures of her new tattoo: a cherry blossom that starts by her pubis, winds up and around her rib cage, and ends by her boobs. It is fully colored, filled in and no doubt cost a ton of money. And it's hideous.
I have laughed at her for years. But I'm now of the mind that something is really wrong with her.
No ####. Damn, sorry I went to bed.
That's it, I have to meet this woman. Characters like this are too crazy for fiction. I want to get drunk with her and get her to talk about her life all night (this shouldn't be hard) and then write a novel or screenplay with every character based on her. No doubt she'd love this idea, and if it brings me untold millions, I won't complain. At the very least, we could film an indie documentary on her called "Life of a Twilight Fan." It's gold, Jerry, gold!
Ditto for me, only it was the 80's. My mom was an art nut and loved Georgia O'Keefe, so we included those stops on our drives through the regions.The NM natives look down on these as tourist traps and gentrified yuppie enclaves. There are certainly some things worth seeing, but I wouldn't make this the focal point of the trip.I was a kid when I was there. They both have a reputation as pricey artist enclaves. They were certainly bucolic enough back in the Seventies.
Oh I don't know. Isn't plain yogurt and cherries a delicacy or something?
One (well, another) of my psycho ex's pulled this #### with me multiple times while in college. She suffered majorly from depression, only I really didn't know what that was at the time. I fairly quickly took the position with her that, "If you kill yourself, it will make me sad, but I'm not going to stop you from doing it." I felt like it was manipulative and also that I wasn't going to be used as the proverbial "last line of defense" - she needed to take responsibility for her actions.
At some point crazy is just too crazy to hang out with. I don't think that would be a fun evening at all. I think it would veer between tedious and annoying, with a touch of scary here and there. Maybe you could get a good story out of it, but I doubt it. It's just going to be a list of short stories consisting of
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Stop ruining it for me with your reality and seriousness.At some point crazy is just too crazy to hang out with. I don't think that would be a fun evening at all. I think it would veer between tedious and annoying, with a touch of scary here and there. Maybe you could get a good story out of it, but I doubt it. It's just going to be a list of short stories consisting of
My apologies. I will leave you to your psycho muse.Stop ruining it for me with your reality and seriousness.At some point crazy is just too crazy to hang out with. I don't think that would be a fun evening at all. I think it would veer between tedious and annoying, with a touch of scary here and there. Maybe you could get a good story out of it, but I doubt it. It's just going to be a list of short stories consisting of
Have you seen the price of toothpaste these days?
It's supposed to be healthier or something.
I feel I must repost this:
Of course. I mean my Crest Whitening works great but I'm a little worried about the asbestos and lead paint chips they put in it.
Please stop spamming the board with your pedestrian tales of ginger ale combustion.
Let me ask you something - have YOU ever had an erection when brushing with it? That toothpaste causes impotence, man!
These women must be stopped. Thank god when I told my wife the homemade toothpaste story she looked at me like this - >
Then she said, "can't you just use baking soda? It tastes kinda bad, but it works well."
Wheelhouse topic.
I always have an erection when I brush my teeth. I am looking in the mirror at myself after all.
We got a picture of my nephew's ear this morning. It's bruised and it was a true bite to the head. I have a 7 month old daughter. How do I know he won't take out her eye? Or worse? I can't keep him locked up or muzzled up every day of his life to keep him from attacking her. That peace of mind is gone forever and it sucks. He did okay last night with my ex-wife and older son. She won't have near the amount of foot traffic in and out of her house that we have over here. He could bite one of my boys I suppose, but he's never gone after them and they are all over him all the time. But the ex won't have little babies over there, nor does she have a lot of visitors. I'll take this over the pound or keeping him muzzled up. Still, it sucks. Why, Apollo? WHY?
Never had a canker sore and I don't swallow toothpaste, Mr. Nader.
So she brings out the dog, whom she has named 'snoopy'. How cute. Problem is that snoopy is a long-hair dachshund. I start laughing and say "snoopy is a beagle!" To which she replies, "whatever, this is the dog I wanted" and storms off. All the while her hisband is looking horrified that he will have to drive across the country to get yet another dog.
Also Thopras to K4s cat.
