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Store-brand toothpaste is actually pretty bad for you. Particularly sodium lauryl sulfate, which leads to canker sores and possibly ulcers.

Completely off-topic, I don't get why everyone gives Chris Brown so much grief, but nobody has a problem with Eric Clapton. Right?
I don't think you're supposed to swallow it, GB. :unsure:
 
A few years ago, our Hero called and insisted we drive to Houston to see her new dog. She had found it at a breeder and sent husband to Baton Rouge to pick it up. That's a long way for a dog but whatever. When we get there she starts on about how she is the worlds biggest Charlie Brown fan. I say, "oh, I didn't know you liked 'peanuts.' She reples, "no...I said Charlie Brown."

Me: :mellow:

So she brings out the dog, whom she has named 'snoopy'. How cute. Problem is that snoopy is a long-hair dachshund. I start laughing and say "snoopy is a beagle!" To which she replies, "whatever, this is the dog I wanted" and storms off. All the while her hisband is looking horrified that he will have to drive across the country to get yet another dog.
Your wife is friends with this woman?
 
Store-brand toothpaste is actually pretty bad for you. Particularly sodium lauryl sulfate, which leads to canker sores and possibly ulcers.
Never had a canker sore and I don't swallow toothpaste, Mr. Nader.
Well that's a good point, because harmful chemicals can't be absorbed by the body unless you swallow them. :lmao:If you're cool with brushing your teeth with something that contains something that's serves no purpose but to create a foamy effect, and is also used in detergent, knock yourself out.
 
Anyone here visited Santa Fa and/or Taos? I think wikkidpissah lived in NM, but can't recall where. Got no desire to see AB.Anyway, those towns are on my bucket list. Worth it? Suggestions?
Meh.
Crap. Sucks, huh? I like funky towns and thought these would fit the bill. I always imagined SF/Taos as similar to Asheville with different weather.
Love it, miss it, honestly feel more holy & humble in the high desert than anywhere else, but it's really not a place to visit as a pure tourist. If i was still there, i'd take you to Enchanted Mesa (God's address), get you drunk on Sandia Crest til dawn and see sunrise twice (once there, again from town), natural hot springs in the Jemez Mts, tiny shrines in Truchas, trappping snakes in White Rock, two-table restaurants in family homes & biker bars in Rio Arriba county, or even hunt on horseback in the Pecos and you'd get it and it would be a bucket list thing for sure. Without the time to grok or sharing it with someone who does, though, it's not really that much of a thang.
 
A few years ago, our Hero called and insisted we drive to Houston to see her new dog. She had found it at a breeder and sent husband to Baton Rouge to pick it up. That's a long way for a dog but whatever. When we get there she starts on about how she is the worlds biggest Charlie Brown fan. I say, "oh, I didn't know you liked 'peanuts.' She reples, "no...I said Charlie Brown."

Me: :mellow:

So she brings out the dog, whom she has named 'snoopy'. How cute. Problem is that snoopy is a long-hair dachshund. I start laughing and say "snoopy is a beagle!" To which she replies, "whatever, this is the dog I wanted" and storms off. All the while her hisband is looking horrified that he will have to drive across the country to get yet another dog.
I love it when shtick happens in real life.
 
Store-brand toothpaste is actually pretty bad for you. Particularly sodium lauryl sulfate, which leads to canker sores and possibly ulcers.
Never had a canker sore and I don't swallow toothpaste, Mr. Nader.
Well that's a good point, because harmful chemicals can't be absorbed by the body unless you swallow them. :lmao:If you're cool with brushing your teeth with something that contains something that's serves no purpose but to create a foamy effect, and is also used in detergent, knock yourself out.
I'm going to go eat half a tube just to prove you wrong.
 
Store-brand toothpaste is actually pretty bad for you. Particularly sodium lauryl sulfate, which leads to canker sores and possibly ulcers.
Never had a canker sore and I don't swallow toothpaste, Mr. Nader.
Well that's a good point, because harmful chemicals can't be absorbed by the body unless you swallow them. :lmao:If you're cool with brushing your teeth with something that contains something that's serves no purpose but to create a foamy effect, and is also used in detergent, knock yourself out.
Shtick? :confused:
 
Store-brand toothpaste is actually pretty bad for you. Particularly sodium lauryl sulfate, which leads to canker sores and possibly ulcers.
Never had a canker sore and I don't swallow toothpaste, Mr. Nader.
Well that's a good point, because harmful chemicals can't be absorbed by the body unless you swallow them. :lmao:If you're cool with brushing your teeth with something that contains something that's serves no purpose but to create a foamy effect, and is also used in detergent, knock yourself out.
I'm going to go eat half a tube just to prove you wrong.
Toothpaste shot vid?
 
Ok, ok Malloy, you little attention whore- tell us all about this strange ginger ale explosion and how Sanjay Gupta will make a second career out of instructing people on safe and proper ginger ale handling and storage.

 
Store-brand toothpaste is actually pretty bad for you. Particularly sodium lauryl sulfate, which leads to canker sores and possibly ulcers.
Never had a canker sore and I don't swallow toothpaste, Mr. Nader.
Well that's a good point, because harmful chemicals can't be absorbed by the body unless you swallow them. :lmao:If you're cool with brushing your teeth with something that contains something that's serves no purpose but to create a foamy effect, and is also used in detergent, knock yourself out.
I'm going to go eat half a tube just to prove you wrong.
Toothpaste shot vid?
"Oh, hello shuke!"/rabidGM
 
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Homemade toothpaste? WTF??
It's supposed to be healthier or something.
Of course. I mean my Crest Whitening works great but I'm a little worried about the asbestos and lead paint chips they put in it.
Let me ask you something - have YOU ever had an erection when brushing with it? That toothpaste causes impotence, man!
I always have an erection when I brush my teeth. I am looking in the mirror at myself after all.
:lmao: :lmao:
My mom thinks we should keep him, FWIW.
I agree with your mother.
We got a picture of my nephew's ear this morning. It's bruised and it was a true bite to the head. I have a 7 month old daughter. How do I know he won't take out her eye? Or worse? I can't keep him locked up or muzzled up every day of his life to keep him from attacking her. That peace of mind is gone forever and it sucks. He did okay last night with my ex-wife and older son. She won't have near the amount of foot traffic in and out of her house that we have over here. He could bite one of my boys I suppose, but he's never gone after them and they are all over him all the time. But the ex won't have little babies over there, nor does she have a lot of visitors. I'll take this over the pound or keeping him muzzled up.

Still, it sucks. Why, Apollo? WHY?
My brother, I feel for you. We got a dog after it became apparent that Mrs. SLB's enclave was as barren as Gadzook's morals. Then with the progression of technology, we were, obviously able to have kids. I loved that dog, it sounds sad but she was like a kid to me. After Cal was born, she would sleep every night outside his door. That's pretty cool. She was a mutt from the pound, not exactly what you would be looking for, a Chow, Shepard, Rottweiler mix. But she watched over him like it was her own. Then one day she bit him. Nothing terrible but still. I didn't know what to do. That's when I noticed she was running into things. Turns out she went blind. Thankfully, I guess. her health deteriorated so horribly I had to put her down.

A few years ago, our Hero called and insisted we drive to Houston to see her new dog. She had found it at a breeder and sent husband to Baton Rouge to pick it up. That's a long way for a dog but whatever. When we get there she starts on about how she is the worlds biggest Charlie Brown fan. I say, "oh, I didn't know you liked 'peanuts.' She reples, "no...I said Charlie Brown."

Me: :mellow:

So she brings out the dog, whom she has named 'snoopy'. How cute. Problem is that snoopy is a long-hair dachshund. I start laughing and say "snoopy is a beagle!" To which she replies, "whatever, this is the dog I wanted" and storms off. All the while her hisband is looking horrified that he will have to drive across the country to get yet another dog.
Oh good Lord. :lmao: Your buddy must be one hell of a nice guy. Take care of him.
 
Store-brand toothpaste is actually pretty bad for you. Particularly sodium lauryl sulfate, which leads to canker sores and possibly ulcers.
Never had a canker sore and I don't swallow toothpaste, Mr. Nader.
Well that's a good point, because harmful chemicals can't be absorbed by the body unless you swallow them. :lmao:If you're cool with brushing your teeth with something that contains something that's serves no purpose but to create a foamy effect, and is also used in detergent, knock yourself out.
I'm going to go eat half a tube just to prove you wrong.
Toothpaste shot vid?
"Oh, hello shuke!"/rabidGM
:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:See it: GM with that manic face, saying, "oh hello, Shuke," then turning and squeezing a half tube of toothpaste into his mouth.
 
Store-brand toothpaste is actually pretty bad for you. Particularly sodium lauryl sulfate, which leads to canker sores and possibly ulcers.
Never had a canker sore and I don't swallow toothpaste, Mr. Nader.
Well that's a good point, because harmful chemicals can't be absorbed by the body unless you swallow them. :lmao:If you're cool with brushing your teeth with something that contains something that's serves no purpose but to create a foamy effect, and is also used in detergent, knock yourself out.
I'm going to go eat half a tube just to prove you wrong.
Toothpaste shot vid?
"Oh, hello shuke!"/rabidGM
:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:See it: GM with that manic face, saying, "oh hello, Shuke," then turning and squeezing a half tube of toothpaste into his mouth.
:lmao:
 
A few years ago, our Hero called and insisted we drive to Houston to see her new dog. She had found it at a breeder and sent husband to Baton Rouge to pick it up. That's a long way for a dog but whatever. When we get there she starts on about how she is the worlds biggest Charlie Brown fan. I say, "oh, I didn't know you liked 'peanuts.' She reples, "no...I said Charlie Brown."Me: :mellow:So she brings out the dog, whom she has named 'snoopy'. How cute. Problem is that snoopy is a long-hair dachshund. I start laughing and say "snoopy is a beagle!" To which she replies, "whatever, this is the dog I wanted" and storms off. All the while her hisband is looking horrified that he will have to drive across the country to get yet another dog.
Oh good Lord. :lmao: Your buddy must be one hell of a nice guy. Take care of him.
He sounds like a ####### doormat, not like a "nice guy". I feel sorry for him because he's clearly got issues too. There's no way a mentally healthy person is going to stay handcuffed to that ##### for more than five minutes.
 
Store-brand toothpaste is actually pretty bad for you. Particularly sodium lauryl sulfate, which leads to canker sores and possibly ulcers.
Never had a canker sore and I don't swallow toothpaste, Mr. Nader.
Well that's a good point, because harmful chemicals can't be absorbed by the body unless you swallow them. :lmao:If you're cool with brushing your teeth with something that contains something that's serves no purpose but to create a foamy effect, and is also used in detergent, knock yourself out.
I'm going to go eat half a tube just to prove you wrong.
Toothpaste shot vid?
"Oh, hello shuke!"/rabidGM
:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:See it: GM with that manic face, saying, "oh hello, Shuke," then turning and squeezing a half tube of toothpaste into his mouth.
I'm mildly tempted to do this, but now I'm afraid the one thing in life that wasn't supposed to kill me will be my great undoing. Nevermind the drugs, booze, tobacco, fried food or steady meat diet. It's Pepsident that's going to put me 6 feet under.
 
Store-brand toothpaste is actually pretty bad for you. Particularly sodium lauryl sulfate, which leads to canker sores and possibly ulcers.
Never had a canker sore and I don't swallow toothpaste, Mr. Nader.
Well that's a good point, because harmful chemicals can't be absorbed by the body unless you swallow them. :lmao:If you're cool with brushing your teeth with something that contains something that's serves no purpose but to create a foamy effect, and is also used in detergent, knock yourself out.
I'm going to go eat half a tube just to prove you wrong.
Toothpaste shot vid?
"Oh, hello shuke!"/rabidGM
:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:See it: GM with that manic face, saying, "oh hello, Shuke," then turning and squeezing a half tube of toothpaste into his mouth.
I'm mildly tempted to do this, but now I'm afraid the one thing in life that wasn't supposed to kill me will be my great undoing. Nevermind the drugs, booze, tobacco, fried food or steady meat diet. It's Pepsident that's going to put me 6 feet under.
If you do this, you need to have so much foam coming out of your mouth that Atticus Finch would be checking for the round in the chamber and wrapping the rifle strap around his left forearm as he takes aim.
 
A few years ago, our Hero called and insisted we drive to Houston to see her new dog. She had found it at a breeder and sent husband to Baton Rouge to pick it up. That's a long way for a dog but whatever. When we get there she starts on about how she is the worlds biggest Charlie Brown fan. I say, "oh, I didn't know you liked 'peanuts.' She reples, "no...I said Charlie Brown."Me: :mellow:So she brings out the dog, whom she has named 'snoopy'. How cute. Problem is that snoopy is a long-hair dachshund. I start laughing and say "snoopy is a beagle!" To which she replies, "whatever, this is the dog I wanted" and storms off. All the while her hisband is looking horrified that he will have to drive across the country to get yet another dog.
Oh good Lord. :lmao: Your buddy must be one hell of a nice guy. Take care of him.
He sounds like a ####### doormat, not like a "nice guy". I feel sorry for him because he's clearly got issues too. There's no way a mentally healthy person is going to stay handcuffed to that ##### for more than five minutes.
####ed up for sure. If you don't control from the get go, a women won't respect you. FACT
 
Store-brand toothpaste is actually pretty bad for you. Particularly sodium lauryl sulfate, which leads to canker sores and possibly ulcers.
Never had a canker sore and I don't swallow toothpaste, Mr. Nader.
Well that's a good point, because harmful chemicals can't be absorbed by the body unless you swallow them. :lmao:If you're cool with brushing your teeth with something that contains something that's serves no purpose but to create a foamy effect, and is also used in detergent, knock yourself out.
I'm going to go eat half a tube just to prove you wrong.
Toothpaste shot vid?
"Oh, hello shuke!"/rabidGM
:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:See it: GM with that manic face, saying, "oh hello, Shuke," then turning and squeezing a half tube of toothpaste into his mouth.
I'm mildly tempted to do this, but now I'm afraid the one thing in life that wasn't supposed to kill me will be my great undoing. Nevermind the drugs, booze, tobacco, fried food or steady meat diet. It's Pepsident that's going to put me 6 feet under.
Hell, I'm tempted to do it. I need to run to the store for some toothpaste anyway....
 
Do any of you guys wet shave?
I shave in the shower, but am worried that might cause Rickets or Lupus.
Do any of you guys wet shave?
I don't even know what this means. In the shower? Yes. With a cheap disposable razor? Yes. Without cream because shaving cream is just a marketing ploy and is pretty much useless? Yes.
:lmao:Go to greatrazors.com, get super sharp stuff. I shave more than most of you every day. It takes me maybe a minute to do my entire face and head.
 
Do any of you guys wet shave?
I don't even know what this means. In the shower? Yes. With a cheap disposable razor? Yes. Without cream because shaving cream is just a marketing ploy and is pretty much useless? Yes.
:hifive:
Use shaving soap and a brush to apply. I also use an old safety razor with the disposable blades, not the cartridges. Some use the old straight razor.It requires changing how you hold and use the razor, but I've found I've got a much closer shave.
 
:lmao:Go to greatrazors.com, get super sharp stuff. I shave more than most of you every day. It takes me maybe a minute to do my entire face and head.
Remember, I'm one of those half-assed balding guys. Enough hair to be a pain, not enough to look good. I use trimmers on most of my head and the cheapo razor to touch things up in odd places (upper cheeks, neck). I used to shell out $1,000 for a Mach CCXIII razor until one day I ran out and had to emergency use one my wife's cheap pink disposable jobber. It worked just as good. So I switched to plastic wrapped packs of CVS disposable razors (still pink, of course) and have been fine.
Do any of you guys wet shave?
I don't even know what this means. In the shower? Yes. With a cheap disposable razor? Yes. Without cream because shaving cream is just a marketing ploy and is pretty much useless? Yes.
:goodposting:I bet Tanner's a big shaving cream guy. "I NEED THIS #### ON MY FACE ASAP."I use Trader Joe's Peppermint Toothpaste, btw.
I miss TJs a ton. Wegmans is pretty great, but TJ was the bomb. My old Silverlake TJs had the bonus of hot B-list & commercial actresses always walking down the narrow isles too. Private school college girls are an ok substitute, but nothing beats seeing the Mercury girl squeezing past you in an aisle made for two flysacks or one Tre.
 
:lmao:Go to greatrazors.com, get super sharp stuff. I shave more than most of you every day. It takes me maybe a minute to do my entire face and head.
Remember, I'm one of those half-assed balding guys. Enough hair to be a pain, not enough to look good. I use trimmers on most of my head and the cheapo razor to touch things up in odd places (upper cheeks, neck). I used to shell out $1,000 for a Mach CCXIII razor until one day I ran out and had to emergency use one my wife's cheap pink disposable jobber. It worked just as good. So I switched to plastic wrapped packs of CVS disposable razors (still pink, of course) and have been fine.
If you got the head, shave it. Chicks love it.
 
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Ok, let's dive into the wet shaving subject. I'm going to get a ration of #### for it anyway apparently. Here's my gear:

Good basic shaving brush

Double edged safety razor

Inexpensive but good quality shaving soap

My first set of blades (I go through one blade per week)

My current blades

Shaving brush stand

Aftershave

I've been using this stuff for a year, aside from the blades which I changed from disposable to safety razor around six months ago (and the new ones are so much better). It feels good. :thumbup:

 
Ok, let's dive into the wet shaving subject. I'm going to get a ration of #### for it anyway apparently. Here's my gear:Good basic shaving brushDouble edged safety razorInexpensive but good quality shaving soapMy first set of blades (I go through one blade per week)My current bladesShaving brush standAftershaveI've been using this stuff for a year, aside from the blades which I changed from disposable to safety razor around six months ago (and the new ones are so much better). It feels good. :thumbup:
Thanks for posting all of that. I want to get into wet shaving, and now I have some nice jumping off points for researching what I need. Looks like for around 100 bucks I can get started. :thumbup: :thumbup:
 
Neither of the leads in Coyote Ugly ended up being big stars.
Piper Peraboo was pretty good in Looper
Haven't seen taht one yet, but I have it sitting over here.Stryker have I ever sent you a movie box? Want some? Like Game of Thrones?
Yes, Yes and Yes
I have? I can't keep track. Want another one that's not as good as usual but includes GoT season 1? PM me your address and you'll get it in like a month.
This is better than secret santa!
:rant:
 
Anyone here visited Santa Fa and/or Taos? I think wikkidpissah lived in NM, but can't recall where. Got no desire to see AB.Anyway, those towns are on my bucket list. Worth it? Suggestions?
Meh.
Crap. Sucks, huh? I like funky towns and thought these would fit the bill. I always imagined SF/Taos as similar to Asheville with different weather.
Love it, miss it, honestly feel more holy & humble in the high desert than anywhere else, but it's really not a place to visit as a pure tourist. If i was still there, i'd take you to Enchanted Mesa (God's address), get you drunk on Sandia Crest til dawn and see sunrise twice (once there, again from town), natural hot springs in the Jemez Mts, tiny shrines in Truchas, trappping snakes in White Rock, two-table restaurants in family homes & biker bars in Rio Arriba county, or even hunt on horseback in the Pecos and you'd get it and it would be a bucket list thing for sure. Without the time to grok or sharing it with someone who does, though, it's not really that much of a thang.
Now I want to do this.
 
Drinking left over coshole beer and watching the Daytona 500. Not really into NASCAR, but they put on a heck of a presentation now.

 
Bill, I seriously wish you were here with me right now. You are cooler IRL than you are on these boards which for you, is hard to do.
Me? I know I show square and that's ok. Gotten me out of a ticket or two.That said, the amount of dope I spilled just driving in 1979 would keep this place high for 20 years. I was running hot radios (& maybe some other stuff) from NC to DC 3 nights a week the summer before my senior year in HS. Leave at 3 p.m. and done at 3 a.m. $300 for $40 worth of gas & chemical nudging.
 
Ok, let's dive into the wet shaving subject. I'm going to get a ration of #### for it anyway apparently. Here's my gear:Good basic shaving brushDouble edged safety razorInexpensive but good quality shaving soapMy first set of blades (I go through one blade per week)My current bladesShaving brush standAftershaveI've been using this stuff for a year, aside from the blades which I changed from disposable to safety razor around six months ago (and the new ones are so much better). It feels good. :thumbup:
Thanks for posting all of that. I want to get into wet shaving, and now I have some nice jumping off points for researching what I need. Looks like for around 100 bucks I can get started. :thumbup: :thumbup:
Cool. Some people go nuts with this stuff and spend hundreds on premium gear, but I don't see a need for that personally, but to each their own. Definitely look at some YouTube videos on wet shaving technique, both in making lather an also in the actual shaving strokes. The blades I use only require one pass (though I only have a moderately heavy/rough beard), but I was in the old cartridge habit of multiple strokes and so initially I was cutting up my face. I also have learned to apply less pressure, and then there's the fact that the safety razor heads don't flex like the cartridge razors do, so you have to use your wrist more and slow the stroke down a tad. I'm not a metrosexual or hipster by any stretch, but I've really enjoyed this. Also, I love not paying a ridiculous amount of money for a box of new cartridges every month when I've never really been pleased about the quality of the shave they've given me anyway. Enjoy.
 
Store-brand toothpaste is actually pretty bad for you. Particularly sodium lauryl sulfate, which leads to canker sores and possibly ulcers.Completely off-topic, I don't get why everyone gives Chris Brown so much grief, but nobody has a problem with Eric Clapton. Right?
Well if your kid falls out of a hotel room window and dies while being watched by a nanny...you might get a pass.
 
Store-brand toothpaste is actually pretty bad for you. Particularly sodium lauryl sulfate, which leads to canker sores and possibly ulcers.

Completely off-topic, I don't get why everyone gives Chris Brown so much grief, but nobody has a problem with Eric Clapton. Right?
Well if your kid falls out of a hotel room window and dies while being watched by a nanny...you might get a pass.
:shrug:
 
Store-brand toothpaste is actually pretty bad for you. Particularly sodium lauryl sulfate, which leads to canker sores and possibly ulcers.Completely off-topic, I don't get why everyone gives Chris Brown so much grief, but nobody has a problem with Eric Clapton. Right?
Well if your kid falls out of a hotel room window and dies while being watched by a nanny...you might get a pass.
Was he brushing his teeth at the time?
 
Drinking left over coshole beer and watching the Daytona 500. Not really into NASCAR, but they put on a heck of a presentation now.
:goodposting: Watching at my buddy's house. I'm not a big fan, but Daytona is always a fun race. Put some $ on it with my buddy to make things more interesting. We both picked 3 drivers and the one with the best combined finishes wins. We're both already down one driver and we're a third of the way into the race :lmao:
 
Ok, let's dive into the wet shaving subject. I'm going to get a ration of #### for it anyway apparently. Here's my gear:Good basic shaving brushDouble edged safety razorInexpensive but good quality shaving soapMy first set of blades (I go through one blade per week)My current bladesShaving brush standAftershaveI've been using this stuff for a year, aside from the blades which I changed from disposable to safety razor around six months ago (and the new ones are so much better). It feels good. :thumbup:
Oh don't be a #####. I haven't used shaving cream in a decade.
Bill, I seriously wish you were here with me right now. You are cooler IRL than you are on these boards which for you, is hard to do.
Me? I know I show square and that's ok. Gotten me out of a ticket or two.
You? Yeah, you.I may have done some things myself. :unsure:
 

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