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I just remembered that last night at the bar I got a free drink and $5.I got the drink because I noticed the bartender putting the round I just bought on some other dude's tab/slip. I pointed it out as he was writing it down and told him that I didn't want to stick somebody else with my bill. Bartender gave me a freebie for that.Then, at the end of the night when I went up to pay my tab, the bartender thought I wanted one more than then close out. The couple that I was with had just walked out and I was ready to go. So now I had a full drink so I sat down at the bar next to these two young guys.They were commenting that there were actually some hot girls in the bar this night (the weather here has been awesome so there were a handful of broads in short skirts showing off their getaway sticks). There were also some real dogs.I told the young guys "You know what the best part about getting old is? All these chicks are hot."One of the guys thought it was so funny he wanted to buy me a drink. I told him I was on my way out. He reaches into his pile of change on the bar and shoves a $5 bill in my hand. I tried to give it back but he insisted. It wasn't until I was halfway home that I realized I should have just given it to the bartender.

 
'Officer Pete Malloy said:
I just remembered that last night at the bar I got a free drink and $5.I got the drink because I noticed the bartender putting the round I just bought on some other dude's tab/slip. I pointed it out as he was writing it down and told him that I didn't want to stick somebody else with my bill. Bartender gave me a freebie for that.Then, at the end of the night when I went up to pay my tab, the bartender thought I wanted one more than then close out. The couple that I was with had just walked out and I was ready to go. So now I had a full drink so I sat down at the bar next to these two young guys.They were commenting that there were actually some hot girls in the bar this night (the weather here has been awesome so there were a handful of broads in short skirts showing off their getaway sticks). There were also some real dogs.I told the young guys "You know what the best part about getting old is? All these chicks are hot."One of the guys thought it was so funny he wanted to buy me a drink. I told him I was on my way out. He reaches into his pile of change on the bar and shoves a $5 bill in my hand. I tried to give it back but he insisted. It wasn't until I was halfway home that I realized I should have just given it to the bartender.
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Nice. :thumbup:The boys are swimming. Cal said I should have brought my suit "because there are no diving signs everywhere." What a little ########.
 
So, I'll be 51 in April. My mother continues to give me "care packages" for Christmas. #### like deoderant, toothpaste, etc... This past holiday she apparently thought Axe brand was all the thing. Besides knowing it is vile sludge, I just found out that getting Axe body wash in your eyes will BLIND THE LIVING HELL OUT OF YOU.Jesus Christ. I'd rather pour cucumber vodka in my eyes. Not a single hot woman has tried to rape me or my optical orbs since I turned into Stevie Wonder.

 
'Uruk-Hai said:
So, I'll be 51 in April. My mother continues to give me "care packages" for Christmas. #### like deoderant, toothpaste, etc... This past holiday she apparently thought Axe brand was all the thing. Besides knowing it is vile sludge, I just found out that getting Axe body wash in your eyes will BLIND THE LIVING HELL OUT OF YOU.Jesus Christ. I'd rather pour cucumber vodka in my eyes. Not a single hot woman has tried to rape me or my optical orbs since I turned into Stevie Wonder.
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:lmao: I think it's sweet that she gives you those things.Check out the new Camila review, BTW. When you going down there? :)
 
'krista4 said:
'Uruk-Hai said:
So, I'll be 51 in April. My mother continues to give me "care packages" for Christmas. #### like deoderant, toothpaste, etc... This past holiday she apparently thought Axe brand was all the thing. Besides knowing it is vile sludge, I just found out that getting Axe body wash in your eyes will BLIND THE LIVING HELL OUT OF YOU.Jesus Christ. I'd rather pour cucumber vodka in my eyes. Not a single hot woman has tried to rape me or my optical orbs since I turned into Stevie Wonder.
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:lmao: I think it's sweet that she gives you those things.Check out the new Camila review, BTW. When you going down there? :)
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By September at the latest, but could be talked into going earlier :excited:
 
'ScottNorwood said:
'Good said:
Who's fighting in here now? Need a recap.
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Me and you - pistols at sundown
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Piss-tols?
'Officer Pete Malloy said:
Truck can back me up on this.In California:$100 worth of chips is called a "Scooby" $500 worth of chips is called a "Richard Dawson" ($500 in green chips is a "Richard Dawson Eating a Milk Dud Sandwich)$1000 worth of chips is called a "Pretty Ricky" (in some parts of SoCal it's called a "Mohair Spatula").
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Never heard any of this. But where I play cards it's mostly old black people and creepy Vietnamese dudes with a long fingernail.
 
'Good said:
'ScottNorwood said:
'Good said:
Who's fighting in here now? Need a recap.
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Me and you - pistols at sundown
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Piss-tols?
'Officer Pete Malloy said:
Truck can back me up on this.In California:$100 worth of chips is called a "Scooby" $500 worth of chips is called a "Richard Dawson" ($500 in green chips is a "Richard Dawson Eating a Milk Dud Sandwich)$1000 worth of chips is called a "Pretty Ricky" (in some parts of SoCal it's called a "Mohair Spatula").
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Never heard any of this. But where I play cards it's mostly old black people and creepy Vietnamese dudes with a long fingernail.
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This guy?
 
'bostonfred said:
Rye bread tastes like good bread dipped in raccoon whiz. It even has the part that tastes like regularish bread and then, bang, there's the stripe where it got wet. The only thing that tastes better on rye is pastrami, and thats because its the only sandwichable food that actually tastes worse than rye bread.
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Wife and I discussed getting together with her crazy friend to meet the new baby daddy. Her "if he's gong to be part of her life I'd like to know him". Me: "I don't have any desire to meet someone who thought so much of her marriage and two kids that he banged her for three years without remorse. You of course can go meet them. But you're going alone because me and (kid) are staying here to watch the basketball game." Wife: :mellow:And with that, I think the crazy chick may be out of our lives for good.

 
'St. Louis Bob said:
'Officer Pete Malloy said:
I just remembered that last night at the bar I got a free drink and $5.I got the drink because I noticed the bartender putting the round I just bought on some other dude's tab/slip. I pointed it out as he was writing it down and told him that I didn't want to stick somebody else with my bill. Bartender gave me a freebie for that.Then, at the end of the night when I went up to pay my tab, the bartender thought I wanted one more than then close out. The couple that I was with had just walked out and I was ready to go. So now I had a full drink so I sat down at the bar next to these two young guys.They were commenting that there were actually some hot girls in the bar this night (the weather here has been awesome so there were a handful of broads in short skirts showing off their getaway sticks). There were also some real dogs.I told the young guys "You know what the best part about getting old is? All these chicks are hot."One of the guys thought it was so funny he wanted to buy me a drink. I told him I was on my way out. He reaches into his pile of change on the bar and shoves a $5 bill in my hand. I tried to give it back but he insisted. It wasn't until I was halfway home that I realized I should have just given it to the bartender.
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Nice. :thumbup:The boys are swimming. Cal said I should have brought my suit "because there are no diving signs everywhere." What a little ########.
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:lmao:
 
'Abraham said:
Wife and I discussed getting together with her crazy friend to meet the new baby daddy. Her "if he's gong to be part of her life I'd like to know him". Me: "I don't have any desire to meet someone who thought so much of her marriage and two kids that he banged her for three years without remorse. You of course can go meet them. But you're going alone because me and (kid) are staying here to watch the basketball game." Wife: :mellow:And with that, I think the crazy chick may be out of our lives for good.
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I cannot condemn you enough for the selfishness and short-sightedness of your handling of this. YIC,The FFA
 
Here's some real life ####:As many of you know, I have an ex (many of you know why and how too). My girlfriend and I have been dating for over two years. She lives in the community and redX will have nothing to do with her. I made the mistake two years ago of suggesting that girlfriend (who was new to the community and didn't know anything about the schools here) enroll her oldest (6 months older than my son) in the same preschool as my son. redX was not impressed, attributed the decision to her and made it out to be a "power play", etc. The truth is it worked out fine but redX is still bitter. I take it to be just one more denial of her her share of responsibility for our divorce, with girlfriend as a convenient target. It doesn't help that girlfriend is a decade younger and a solid two points higher on the offdee scale than redX. Fortunately enough, we do get along on just about everything else including raising our son (thank God!). Anyway, my question to the divorced GMTAN'ers, particularly those with kids, is how often do you make concessions to X to keep the peace, and how often does that lead to stress in your current relationship, i.e. current girlfriend or wife saying that you're not "fighting for" them or something?I get crap from both sides, and peen is starting to seem like a more appealing option for me than vag.

 
I'm planning to go to New Orleans by myself next weekend. I desperately need to get away from everything and everyone I know. Mr. krista thinks this is crazy. I figure in a place like that I can either get lost in the crowd or wander off entirely by myself, or can join insanity as I find it. I also have a couple of friends there I could see if I decided to. Many options. Is this not a good idea? (GM not allowed to reply. ;) )

 
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'krista4 said:
'Uruk-Hai said:
'Captain Quinoa said:
I think if there's one thing that can bridge this gap and bring us all together, it's admitting that Lido Shuffle is a truly abhorrent song. Yes?
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You are dead to me
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Gonna have to go with CQ on this one, k. There are far worse songs (like Rush's entire catalog). "Lido" ain't near my favorite Boz song, but it beats the hell out of - oh, to pick a song entirely at random -
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Oh, I saw you, all right. But as the ever-gracious host, you deserved a bit of a pass.
 
'kevzilla said:
'krista4 said:
'Uruk-Hai said:
I think if there's one thing that can bridge this gap and bring us all together, it's admitting that Lido Shuffle is a truly abhorrent song. Yes?
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You are dead to me
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Gonna have to go with CQ on this one, k. There are far worse songs (like Rush's entire catalog). "Lido" ain't near my favorite Boz song, but it beats the hell out of - oh, to pick a song entirely at random -
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That's only two strikes. Actually maybe 1-1/2 since I'm apparently in the minority on Lido Shuffle.
 
'krista4 said:
I'm planning to go to New Orleans by myself next weekend. I desperately need to get away from everything and everyone I know. Mr. krista thinks this is crazy. I figure in a place like that I can either get lost in the crowd or wander off entirely by myself, or can join insanity as I find it. I also have a couple of friends there I could see if I decided to. Many options. Is this not a good idea? (GM not allowed to reply. ;) )
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It's a wonderful idea. I'm looking at jobs that travel once or twice a month for this exact reason. Sometimes simply having a place to disappear is great therapy.
 
'Abraham said:
'krista4 said:
I'm planning to go to New Orleans by myself next weekend. I desperately need to get away from everything and everyone I know. Mr. krista thinks this is crazy. I figure in a place like that I can either get lost in the crowd or wander off entirely by myself, or can join insanity as I find it. I also have a couple of friends there I could see if I decided to. Many options. Is this not a good idea? (GM not allowed to reply. ;) )
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It's a wonderful idea. I'm looking at jobs that travel once or twice a month for this exact reason. Sometimes simply having a place to disappear is great therapy.
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:thumbup: Thanks. In general I don't think people get enough alone time.
 
'Abraham said:
'krista4 said:
I'm planning to go to New Orleans by myself next weekend. I desperately need to get away from everything and everyone I know. Mr. krista thinks this is crazy. I figure in a place like that I can either get lost in the crowd or wander off entirely by myself, or can join insanity as I find it. I also have a couple of friends there I could see if I decided to. Many options. Is this not a good idea? (GM not allowed to reply. ;) )
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It's a wonderful idea. I'm looking at jobs that travel once or twice a month for this exact reason. Sometimes simply having a place to disappear is great therapy.
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I take my weekends away in drips (alcohol) and drabs (masturbation).
 
used to play basketball (poorly) at the Y downtown many years ago. there was a middle-aged dude with a dad beard who moved extremely slow and looked incredibly awkward.. all of his movements were very deliberate. you could narrate what he was doing as it was happening. but the guy was basically unstoppable.that guy apparently enrolled at Duke and crushed Miami today

 
'Uruk-Hai said:
So, I'll be 51 in April. My mother continues to give me "care packages" for Christmas. #### like deoderant, toothpaste, etc... This past holiday she apparently thought Axe brand was all the thing. Besides knowing it is vile sludge, I just found out that getting Axe body wash in your eyes will BLIND THE LIVING HELL OUT OF YOU.Jesus Christ. I'd rather pour cucumber vodka in my eyes. Not a single hot woman has tried to rape me or my optical orbs since I turned into Stevie Wonder.
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:lmao: :lmao: Love that. I just turned 55 last week. Mom still has those lifesavers books in my stocking (I hate them but don't want to tell her). She is pretty in touch, I think it just brings her back to another time - I kind of like that.
 
'Binky The Doormat said:
'Uruk-Hai said:
So, I'll be 51 in April. My mother continues to give me "care packages" for Christmas. #### like deoderant, toothpaste, etc... This past holiday she apparently thought Axe brand was all the thing. Besides knowing it is vile sludge, I just found out that getting Axe body wash in your eyes will BLIND THE LIVING HELL OUT OF YOU.

Jesus Christ. I'd rather pour cucumber vodka in my eyes. Not a single hot woman has tried to rape me or my optical orbs since I turned into Stevie Wonder.
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:lmao: :lmao: Love that. I just turned 55 last week. Mom still has those lifesavers books in my stocking (I hate them but don't want to tell her). She is pretty in touch, I think it just brings her back to another time - I kind of like that.
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I'm going to turn 40 this year. I lost my mom almost 2 1/2 years ago. You're going to miss those stupid mom things soon enough. Enjoy them. I promise you that you won't feel like you enjoyed them enough with her when you had the chance.
 
'mr. furley said:
used to play basketball (poorly) at the Y downtown many years ago. there was a middle-aged dude with a dad beard who moved extremely slow and looked incredibly awkward.. all of his movements were very deliberate. you could narrate what he was doing as it was happening. but the guy was basically unstoppable.that guy apparently enrolled at Duke and crushed Miami today
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:lmao: and we were happy to have him back
 
'T Bell said:
'Binky The Doormat said:
'Uruk-Hai said:
So, I'll be 51 in April. My mother continues to give me "care packages" for Christmas. #### like deoderant, toothpaste, etc... This past holiday she apparently thought Axe brand was all the thing. Besides knowing it is vile sludge, I just found out that getting Axe body wash in your eyes will BLIND THE LIVING HELL OUT OF YOU.

Jesus Christ. I'd rather pour cucumber vodka in my eyes. Not a single hot woman has tried to rape me or my optical orbs since I turned into Stevie Wonder.
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:lmao: :lmao: Love that. I just turned 55 last week. Mom still has those lifesavers books in my stocking (I hate them but don't want to tell her). She is pretty in touch, I think it just brings her back to another time - I kind of like that.
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I'm going to turn 40 this year. I lost my mom almost 2 1/2 years ago. You're going to miss those stupid mom things soon enough. Enjoy them. I promise you that you won't feel like you enjoyed them enough with her when you had the chance.
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:goodposting: Lost my Dad 15 years ago and couldn't agree more. Wish I'd appreciated his puns a bit more. :lol: Anyway, I didn't know they still made the Lifesavers books. I think that's awesome. :thumbup:

 
Things I used to think I loved but now im not so sure: the smell of a campfire/wood stove, gatorade, egg mcmuffins, going to bars, words with friends, action movies, deli roast beef, watching sports, reading every thread on the first page of the ffa, fried foods (except french fries) (and especially the wendys spicy chicken sandwich), video games, and sleeping past 9.

 
'Crazy Canuck said:
I don't mean to be a wet balanket, nit I dont gert tjr gostt meme. maybe be caause I'm drunlwill reboot and come back tomrrow. thank y9y, drive through.
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Some of the best fake drunk typing shtick I've seen since Woz circa 2009.
 
'bostonfred said:
Things I used to think I loved but now im not so sure: the smell of a campfire/wood stove, gatorade, egg mcmuffins, going to bars, words with friends, action movies, deli roast beef, watching sports, reading every thread on the first page of the ffa, fried foods (except french fries) (and especially the wendys spicy chicken sandwich), video games, and sleeping past 9.
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:shock: I am a very fast reader, and I have no wife, no children, and no social life to speak of. I have no idea how anyone has time for the bolded.

 
Got 3 ski days in this week. Drinking some wine after a great day with my wife up at the mountain. This is all going to hell in a handbasket when we have kids, isn't it?

 
I like Boz mostly because it reminds me of listening to the radio in my mom's car when I was little. I have a 70s pandora station seeded with all that cheesy pop crap, perfect background music while I'm working.Speaking of that, I just seeded one with Alabama Shakes and the Black Keys, and its already my favorite station ever. :thumbup:

 
'proninja said:
I've never even heard of Lido Shuffle, and I don't think I'll be looking it up now
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Its ok. Definitely of its time. I was on mushrooms most of the time back when it was big and usually heard it at sorority parties where I was chasing prissy sorority girl tail more interested in appearing less trippy than I actually was at the time. Whining about the song's lameness would have been too much else to overcome.
 
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