GM's thread about nothing (16 Viewers)

[MacArtist]

After reading Guster's recap, would have loved to have been there. Was going to try make it "Krista-style" minus the Pappy's.

 

[T Bell]

Just saw Jim Jeffries standup live. Pretty sure he's the Australian version of Homer. So offensive and hilarious.

Just wait 'til you Sallies learn about Frankie Boyle...

 

[Abraham]

Just got done touring the Lincoln Museum. Pretty cool. The boys couldn't have been better.

Did you go through his house too? That was a really cool tour.

This.

 

[MacArtist]

GM: Fistbump. One for .....

 

[-fish-]

Lido Shuffle sucks. Boz Scaggs sucks. Neither sucks as much as Rush.

 

[shuke]

Calvin was a little freaked out to learn Lincoln was assassinated. Probably should have mentioned that on the way up...

 

[Binky The Doormat]

Had no idea Lido Shuffle would bring so many people out of the woodwork. Next up: Triumph v. Asia v. April Wine

Wow - there's three very different versions of a poop-flavored pop tart.

 

[Aerial Assault]

Had no idea Lido Shuffle would bring so many people out of the woodwork. Next up: Triumph v. Asia v. April Wine

Oof. Asia. No clue what the Lido Shuffle is, but do not want. I'm still all into the Harlem Shake!!!111

 

[kevzilla]

N-O-T-H-I-N-G sucks as much as the "musical guest" on SNL tonight. Seriously, I wanted to plug my ears. With railroad spikes.

 

[shuke]

I think if there's one thing that can bridge this gap and bring us all together, it's admitting that Lido Shuffle is a truly abhorrent song. Yes?

Bull####.

Et tu? :(

Do what now?

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

On the November 13, 2008 episode of Late Night with Conan O'Brien, during the "Late Night Sausage Party" skit, the announcer (Brian McCann) makes phallic double entendres about every guest, and says of Boz Scaggs, "That hit singer of 'Lido'... he can sure fill a speedo!" Conan tells him that the song's name is actually "Lido Shuffle," and after the announcer is audibly trying to figure out a rhyme, he tells Conan to shut up.

 

[shuke]

I've never even heard of Lido Shuffle, and I don't think I'll be looking it up now

You've heard it.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

I don't mean to be a wet balanket, nit I dont gert tjr gostt meme. maybe be caause I'm drunlwill reboot and come back tomrrow. thank y9y, drive through.

Some of the best fake drunk typing shtick I've seen since Woz circa 2009.

One of my sig quotes at :e: is woz drunk from 2009! I always figured it was real:

I wo=ind up giving her most of my bank account to either get pre-natal #### or abort the thing - she doesn't get the #### i'm gonna be no hero because i dodn't even jkniow if it's mine. she threatens sokme #### about my job, i take the necessary precautions because i don't trust her crazy ###. i still bang her now and then because life is boring. however on wedenesady i'm working late because i aheva jury trial the next day (went fine) and she calls and says she is hemoraging (sp?). i took her in and she is miscarrying. prtobably a nice ending.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

Just YouTubed Lido Shuffle. Never heard that song before in my life.I guess I prefer this Boz guy's work with Steve Miller.

 

[Abraham]

I don't mean to be a wet balanket, nit I dont gert tjr gostt meme. maybe be caause I'm drunlwill reboot and come back tomrrow. thank y9y, drive through.

Some of the best fake drunk typing shtick I've seen since Woz circa 2009.

One of my sig quotes at :e: is woz drunk from 2009! I always figured it was real:

I wo=ind up giving her most of my bank account to either get pre-natal #### or abort the thing - she doesn't get the #### i'm gonna be no hero because i dodn't even jkniow if it's mine. she threatens sokme #### about my job, i take the necessary precautions because i don't trust her crazy ###. i still bang her now and then because life is boring. however on wedenesady i'm working late because i aheva jury trial the next day (went fine) and she calls and says she is hemoraging (sp?). i took her in and she is miscarrying. prtobably a nice ending.

Oh my. I missed that before.

 

[proninja]

Six drinks so far today and myfitnesspal says I have 700 calories to go. Exercise is awesome.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

ATTN HOMERBest of both worlds.

Fat.

 

[shuke]

ATTN HOMERBest of both worlds.

Fat.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Just YouTubed Lido Shuffle. Never heard that song before in my life.I guess I prefer this Boz guy's work with Steve Miller.

How is it possible to have avoided this song?

 

[shuke]

Six drinks so far today

IMPRESSIVE

 

[shuke]

Just YouTubed Lido Shuffle. Never heard that song before in my life.I guess I prefer this Boz guy's work with Steve Miller.

How is it possible to have avoided this song?

Spit the hook out.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

Just YouTubed Lido Shuffle. Never heard that song before in my life.I guess I prefer this Boz guy's work with Steve Miller.

How is it possible to have avoided this song?

I don't know. Nothing about it seemed familiar to me. I just figured it was played on country stations or something.

 

[proninja]

Six drinks so far today

IMPRESSIVE

This is the thread with homer. Pretty sure I wasn't trying to impress people with my tolerance.

 

[shuke]

Six drinks so far today

IMPRESSIVE

This is the thread with homer. Pretty sure I wasn't trying to impress people with my tolerance.

I know. I'm just really bored right now. Looking for anything to reply to.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Just YouTubed Lido Shuffle. Never heard that song before in my life.I guess I prefer this Boz guy's work with Steve Miller.

How is it possible to have avoided this song?

I don't know. Nothing about it seemed familiar to me. I just figured it was played on country stations or something.

The guy looks like f'n Huey Lewis, and there's 80s power synth. Yes, country comes to mind.

 

[shuke]

Someone explain the World Baseball Classic to me. Why is Barry Larkin managing the Brazilian team?

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Please tell me none of you morons like Duck Dynasty.

 

[shuke]

Just YouTubed Lido Shuffle. Never heard that song before in my life.I guess I prefer this Boz guy's work with Steve Miller.

How is it possible to have avoided this song?

I don't know. Nothing about it seemed familiar to me. I just figured it was played on country stations or something.

Did you listen to the whole song?

 

[proninja]

Six drinks so far today

IMPRESSIVE

This is the thread with homer. Pretty sure I wasn't trying to impress people with my tolerance.

I know. I'm just really bored right now. Looking for anything to reply to.

You ever make it to Seattle in your wanderings?

 

[shuke]

This beer has been going down like water since 4:00. ***IMPRESSIVE!!!***lo0K i'''m druank

 

[Abraham]

This beer has been going down like water since 4:00. ***IMPRESSIVE!!!***lo0K i'''m druank

Me too. Only problem is my kid is still awake and I'm exhausted from doing yard work all day while drinking.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

This beer has been going down like water since 4:00. ***IMPRESSIVE!!!***lo0K i'''m druank

OMG you misspelled stuff too! So wasted!

 

[shuke]

Six drinks so far today

IMPRESSIVE

This is the thread with homer. Pretty sure I wasn't trying to impress people with my tolerance.

I know. I'm just really bored right now. Looking for anything to reply to.

You ever make it to Seattle in your wanderings?

A couple times, but it's been a while. Met Brit and Jax (so hot) at some weird Kenny Rogers bar near the airport once.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

A couple times, but it's been a while. Met Brit and Jax (so hot) at some weird Kenny Rogers bar near the airport once.

I would have a difficult time calling a female "Jax."

 

[shuke]

A couple times, but it's been a while. Met Brit and Jax (so hot) at some weird Kenny Rogers bar near the airport once.

I would have a difficult time calling a female "Jax."

Oh I'll call her whatever she wants me to call her.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

I need a good office chair. No, I don't want a standing desk or treadmill desk or yoga ball. I want a chair. Whatcha got? Should I wake up St. Louis Bob with this question?

 

[Abraham]

I need a good office chair. No, I don't want a standing desk or treadmill desk or yoga ball. I want a chair. Whatcha got? Should I wake up St. Louis Bob with this question?

I don't know brands, but I know they can get really expensive.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

I need a good office chair. No, I don't want a standing desk or treadmill desk or yoga ball. I want a chair. Whatcha got? Should I wake up St. Louis Bob with this question?

I don't know brands, but I know they can get really expensive.

I loved the Herman Miller Aeron, but I'm not going to spend $1,000 for a chair.

 

[krista4]

Please tell me none of you morons like Duck Dynasty.

Apparently like many people with respect to Boz Scaggs/Lido Shuffle, I've never heard of this thing. I kind of like the name, though it would not make a good band name.

 

[shuke]

I need a good office chair. No, I don't want a standing desk or treadmill desk or yoga ball. I want a chair. Whatcha got? Should I wake up St. Louis Bob with this question?

I don't know brands, but I know they can get really expensive.

This is the type of quality response you can count on when bringing a serious question to GMTAN.

 

[bentley]

Please tell me none of you morons like Duck Dynasty.

What a turd of a show. There's a couple that I know that used to really like and respect. Then they went to a Duck Dynasty premiere party. It's amazing how one simple photo can make a person 40% dumber for the rest of their life.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

If Tat were around in person and a discussion of Lido Shuffle popped up, he'd sing it for you.

 

[shuke]

one simple photo

####, I'll masturbate to anything.

 

[Abraham]

I need a good office chair. No, I don't want a standing desk or treadmill desk or yoga ball. I want a chair. Whatcha got? Should I wake up St. Louis Bob with this question?

I don't know brands, but I know they can get really expensive.

This is the type of quality response you can count on when bringing a serious question to GMTAN.

Every bit helps!

 

[shuke]

If Tat were around in person and a discussion of Lido Shuffle popped up, he'd sing it for you.

My link

 

[General Malaise]

Thought it was Sunday for a minute and got bummed, then realized it's only Saturday and got happy

Hey! Didja hear OUR Ravens won the SB?

FixedGot paid on Thursday.

 

[General Malaise]

Calvin was a little freaked out to learn Lincoln was assassinated. Probably should have mentioned that on the way up...

The chair he was shot in resides in the Henry Ford Museum in Detroit for some reason. Also Rosey Parks bus.

 

[General Malaise]

Listening to the "Reality Bites" station on Sirius while I clean the house. Was there a bigger 'gina band in the 90's than Soul Asylum?

Bush?

 

[General Malaise]

Here's some real life ####:As many of you know, I have an ex (many of you know why and how too). My girlfriend and I have been dating for over two years. She lives in the community and redX will have nothing to do with her. I made the mistake two years ago of suggesting that girlfriend (who was new to the community and didn't know anything about the schools here) enroll her oldest (6 months older than my son) in the same preschool as my son. redX was not impressed, attributed the decision to her and made it out to be a "power play", etc. The truth is it worked out fine but redX is still bitter. I take it to be just one more denial of her her share of responsibility for our divorce, with girlfriend as a convenient target. It doesn't help that girlfriend is a decade younger and a solid two points higher on the offdee scale than redX. Fortunately enough, we do get along on just about everything else including raising our son (thank God!). Anyway, my question to the divorced GMTAN'ers, particularly those with kids, is how often do you make concessions to X to keep the peace, and how often does that lead to stress in your current relationship, i.e. current girlfriend or wife saying that you're not "fighting for" them or something?I get crap from both sides, and peen is starting to seem like a more appealing option for me than vag.

Sucks, man. I know a little about this, but don't have the energy to reply tonight. I'll save this for company time during the week.

 

[General Malaise]

I'm planning to go to New Orleans by myself next weekend. I desperately need to get away from everything and everyone I know. Mr. krista thinks this is crazy. I figure in a place like that I can either get lost in the crowd or wander off entirely by myself, or can join insanity as I find it. I also have a couple of friends there I could see if I decided to. Many options. Is this not a good idea? (GM not allowed to reply. )

Sounds awesome to me. I love New Orleans and I enjoy being by myself at times.But be careful. It's a dangerous city in parts.