T Bell
Footballguy
Ah, so you want more information about my love life?
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krista4
Footballguy
Yes?
T Bell
Footballguy
You're bothering us with this nonsense when you've got entire thread devoted to Wheelhouse topics?
Guster
Footballguy
Time to start keep drinking
krista4
Footballguy
How much will GMTANers give me if I ask someone if they like shelves?You're bothering us with this nonsense when you've got entire thread devoted to Wheelhouse topics?
krista4
Footballguy
Too tired and need to pace myself.Time to start keep drinking
T Bell
Footballguy
You will win the entire innernets, and all you wildestest dreams will come real.How much will GMTANers give me if I ask someone if they like shelves?You're bothering us with this nonsense when you've got entire thread devoted to Wheelhouse topics?
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
First, sorry to hear about the problems with redX. Second, I hear you on the bolded. My Mom has been more sick than healthy the last 4-5 years.I'm going to turn 40 this year. I lost my mom almost 2 1/2 years ago. You're going to miss those stupid mom things soon enough. Enjoy them. I promise you that you won't feel like you enjoyed them enough with her when you had the chance.
'Officer Pete Malloy said:I just finished it. Well done.'Mr. Pickles said:Read the entire Gusher recap.
Unfortunately not. Went through the library though.
The museum was really neat. All of the displays were life sized and it really helped give you perspective. So we get up to the display of Abe & Mary at Ford's theater and they show a dastardly JWB about to sneak into their suite. He had a somewhat horrified look on his face and says "HEY WHAT IS THAT GUY DOING??!!" It was funny and sad all at once. Glad I wasn't the only one that was choked up at the next displays...
Crazy Canuck
Footballguy
"Say your stuck in a swimming pool with a shark..."
Mr. Pickles
Footballguy
No, he definitely was. I saw footage on Nat Geo.
AhrnCityPahnder
Yinz-o-riffic
Glad to see that people are finally coming around ol' Ahrnie opinion that The Steve Miller Band is one of the stinkiest pieces of #### of the last 50 years.
T Bell
Footballguy
So, the prior post about this is here. Yesterday, redX was out of town on a business trip meaning that she missed our son's first t-ball game. No biggie - I know she'd have been there if she had a chance. As a result, I invited girlfriend and her two kids to come. The team moms know redX, who's good at interacting in the "team mom" world. She tends not to let people know that we're divorced in these situations, and people therefore tend to assume we're still together as we do hang together at these sorts of events. Even though she opted to revert to her maiden name in the divorce, she uses her married name to register our son for things. The kindergarten teacher, for example, had zero clue that we were divorced (partially because we do get along regarding our son, which I'm not complaining about) until I mentioned it during our parent-teacher meeting last fall. Anyway, I quickly kiss girlfriend when she rolls up and then go back to helping coach my son and his teammates. Girlfriend, who has some social insecurities and is more introverted than redX in these situations anyway, notes to me that, "I'm getting a lot of looks from the moms." Girlfriend also immediately noted when I invited her that the only reason I was inviting her then was because redX wouldn't be in attendance (true, and entirely justified in my mind), which girlfriend bristled at. Girlfriend is extremely resentful that redX refuses to meet with her and thinks I don't do enough to fight for her. I've reminded her that while I can and do demand respect from redX, I can't change how she feels about her or force her to meet (nor would I want to - what am I going to do, provoke a confrontation at some event for my son, or just roll up to the house with girlfriend and knock on the door?). So now I'm waiting for word to get back to redX that girlfriend was at the game (likely from my son, who seems oblivious to all of this, but possibly from another team mom) and being confronted by an outraged redX for making her look bad and exercising poor judgment, and for girlfriend being "in your face" once again, etc. So, happy Sunday all. Will answer yours.
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
So overrated it's silly. This is a good chair and this is a great price. I've sold hundreds of them over the years without an issue. People love them.
Awesomeness to both posts.
The kid is FOS. Must get it from his mother.
Missed this.
General Malaise
Footballguy
You listened to "Swallowed" lately? It fits.
T Bell
Footballguy
I'm pretty sure it was suicide, just like Vince Foster. The stress was getting to him. Plus, the play sucked.
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
So sorry to hear this my friend. I've only talked to you on the radio but feel free to call if you want to get stuff off your mind or drunk talk.
krista4
Footballguy
Ugh. I'm glad when I got divorced, I divorced a guy.So, the prior post about this is here. Yesterday, redX was out of town on a business trip meaning that she missed our son's first t-ball game. No biggie - I know she'd have been there if she had a chance. As a result, I invited girlfriend and her two kids to come. The team moms know redX, who's good at interacting in the "team mom" world. She tends not to let people know that we're divorced in these situations, and people therefore tend to assume we're still together as we do hang together at these sorts of events. Even though she opted to revert to her maiden name in the divorce, she uses her married name to register our son for things. The kindergarten teacher, for example, had zero clue that we were divorced (partially because we do get along regarding our son, which I'm not complaining about) until I mentioned it during our parent-teacher meeting last fall. Anyway, I quickly kiss girlfriend when she rolls up and then go back to helping coach my son and his teammates. Girlfriend, who has some social insecurities and is more introverted than redX in these situations anyway, notes to me that, "I'm getting a lot of looks from the moms." Girlfriend also immediately noted when I invited her that the only reason I was inviting her then was because redX wouldn't be in attendance (true, and entirely justified in my mind), which girlfriend bristled at. Girlfriend is extremely resentful that redX refuses to meet with her and thinks I don't do enough to fight for her. I've reminded her that while I can and do demand respect from redX, I can't change how she feels about her or force her to meet (nor would I want to - what am I going to do, provoke a confrontation at some event for my son, or just roll up to the house with girlfriend and knock on the door?). So now I'm waiting for word to get back to redX that girlfriend was at the game (likely from my son, who seems oblivious to all of this, but possibly from another team mom) and being confronted by an outraged redX for making her look bad and exercising poor judgment, and for girlfriend being "in your face" once again, etc. So, happy Sunday all. Will answer yours.
General Malaise
Footballguy
Well, I'll be...
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
Yeah try doing this when you're not divorced.So, the prior post about this is here. Yesterday, redX was out of town on a business trip meaning that she missed our son's first t-ball game. No biggie - I know she'd have been there if she had a chance. As a result, I invited girlfriend and her two kids to come.
The team moms know redX, who's good at interacting in the "team mom" world. She tends not to let people know that we're divorced in these situations, and people therefore tend to assume we're still together as we do hang together at these sorts of events. Even though she opted to revert to her maiden name in the divorce, she uses her married name to register our son for things. The kindergarten teacher, for example, had zero clue that we were divorced (partially because we do get along regarding our son, which I'm not complaining about) until I mentioned it during our parent-teacher meeting last fall.
Anyway, I quickly kiss girlfriend when she rolls up and then go back to helping coach my son and his teammates. Girlfriend, who has some social insecurities and is more introverted than redX in these situations anyway, notes to me that, "I'm getting a lot of looks from the moms." Girlfriend also immediately noted when I invited her that the only reason I was inviting her then was because redX wouldn't be in attendance (true, and entirely justified in my mind), which girlfriend bristled at. Girlfriend is extremely resentful that redX refuses to meet with her and thinks I don't do enough to fight for her. I've reminded her that while I can and do demand respect from redX, I can't change how she feels about her or force her to meet (nor would I want to - what am I going to do, provoke a confrontation at some event for my son, or just roll up to the house with girlfriend and knock on the door?).
So now I'm waiting for word to get back to redX that girlfriend was at the game (likely from my son, who seems oblivious to all of this, but possibly from another team mom) and being confronted by an outraged redX for making her look bad and exercising poor judgment, and for girlfriend being "in your face" once again, etc.
So, happy Sunday all. Will answer yours.
General Malaise
Footballguy
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
Did you already let them Xerox their butts on the copier? That will kill an hour easy.
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
Now I want to go see more Presidential museums. I have Clinton to south and Truman pretty close out west. I heard Truman's was pretty cool, anybody been to Clinton's?
T Bell
Footballguy
The only reason this is any issue at all is because we have a kid. She wouldn't be in my life at all but for that. That's the part for you to be glad about. And in truth, overall it could be a lot worse, but this is just a recurring pain in my ### which feels like a no-win situation.Ugh. I'm glad when I got divorced, I divorced a guy.So, the prior post about this is here. Yesterday, redX was out of town on a business trip meaning that she missed our son's first t-ball game. No biggie - I know she'd have been there if she had a chance. As a result, I invited girlfriend and her two kids to come. The team moms know redX, who's good at interacting in the "team mom" world. She tends not to let people know that we're divorced in these situations, and people therefore tend to assume we're still together as we do hang together at these sorts of events. Even though she opted to revert to her maiden name in the divorce, she uses her married name to register our son for things. The kindergarten teacher, for example, had zero clue that we were divorced (partially because we do get along regarding our son, which I'm not complaining about) until I mentioned it during our parent-teacher meeting last fall. Anyway, I quickly kiss girlfriend when she rolls up and then go back to helping coach my son and his teammates. Girlfriend, who has some social insecurities and is more introverted than redX in these situations anyway, notes to me that, "I'm getting a lot of looks from the moms." Girlfriend also immediately noted when I invited her that the only reason I was inviting her then was because redX wouldn't be in attendance (true, and entirely justified in my mind), which girlfriend bristled at. Girlfriend is extremely resentful that redX refuses to meet with her and thinks I don't do enough to fight for her. I've reminded her that while I can and do demand respect from redX, I can't change how she feels about her or force her to meet (nor would I want to - what am I going to do, provoke a confrontation at some event for my son, or just roll up to the house with girlfriend and knock on the door?). So now I'm waiting for word to get back to redX that girlfriend was at the game (likely from my son, who seems oblivious to all of this, but possibly from another team mom) and being confronted by an outraged redX for making her look bad and exercising poor judgment, and for girlfriend being "in your face" once again, etc. So, happy Sunday all. Will answer yours.
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
Oh yeah, anybody use Swiftkey to post here from their phone? A few days ago it started going all crazy (like my eyes) whenever I type. Thoughts?
T Bell
Footballguy
Mr. Pickles
Footballguy
Mr. Pickles
Footballguy
Sugar Ray?
T Bell
Footballguy
Collective Soul mentioned yet?
Mr. Pickles
Footballguy
Yes, but you're still pulling this shtick off like seven years later.
krista4
Footballguy
Winner.
Mr. Pickles
Footballguy
Bogart
Footballguy
I'm saving this for last. It's all I have left.
Notorious T.R.E.
Showdown!™ Administrator
This is the worst thing I've ever read. Posty x 1,000,000,000'cosjobs said:I had to do it on the down low to escape chastisement, but I had the best six bourbon and cokes in my life during the SUperbowl.'Guster said:I was having issues with the shot vid link this morning, so I uploaded it to Youtube and changed the link.I'd love to see some of the pictures that the other coshole participants took too'Guster said:
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
I didn't get the chance to.Anything you want to disclose, Robert?
Just kidding about being married and bringing your girlfriend to your kid's game. Sorry, I'm horribly sober.
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
Well there you go. What more proof do you need?ETA Pretty much the only people that buy Aeron chairs new are publicly traded corporations that like to blow share holder's money, hipsters, and guys that drive Corvettes.
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all excellent
Yes, but you're still pulling this shtick off like seven years later.
strykerpks
Footballguy
20 page update? I guess I have my afternoon reading set.
T Bell
Footballguy
If you fall behind on your homework you'll never get caught up. The midterm is on Tuesday. glllll!!!1
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
Mrs. SLB finally busted me on the Eviltron. I'm so immature. I stuck it to the back of her computer monitor, Cal has been running Malwarebytes and other anti-virus programs. We were just in the kitchen when "hey, can you hear me?" went off again. She asked me if I heard it and I said no and she comes back with "### ####IT DON'T TELL ME THAT, CALVIN HEARS IT TOO!!" 
I'm so immature. I stuck it to the back of her computer monitor, Cal has been running Malwarebytes and other anti-virus programs. We were just in the kitchen when "hey, can you hear me?" went off again. She asked me if I heard it and I said no and she comes back with "### ####IT DON'T TELL ME THAT, CALVIN HEARS IT TOO!!"
Crazy Canuck
Footballguy
Mrs. SLB finally busted me on the Eviltron.
T Bell
Footballguy
Mrs. SLB finally busted me on the Eviltron.
cosjobs
Footballguy
Old age and bad memory can be a good thing. I've had Lowdown running in my brain for the past day, since I got that mixed up with the vastly inferior Lido Shuffle.
cosjobs
Footballguy
Bentley was hoppin' at that show because.......Saw them years ago at Auditorium Shores for Aqua Fest or Bat Fest or some such crap.I'm probably going to that show.
cosjobs
Footballguy
good post.
Limp Ditka
Footballguy
odd timing for this convo. At least for myself as it's the 1 year anniversary of my father passing today.Called my mom. Asked if she wanted company, go out to lunch of something. She said it was already a sad enough day and that doing anything else would just make it harder.She's in the process of buying a new place. Kind of wish she got out of the old place (where she lived with the old man) before the anniversary, but closing dates got pushed back, and the lease she's on isn't done until end of May. So she was probably destined to be there today. For my mother-in-law, my wife's family has gone out every year (now 3 years) around the day she past to remember.So definitely different depending on the people / respective families.Just put out feelers and see how they respond.
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