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[kevzilla]

Alias check on "Maude?"

MoP has a son about that age right?Gonna go Patrick Bateman on this one though.

Just read that Motivation to stay in GMTAN reinforced.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Mrs. SLB finally busted me on the Eviltron. I'm so immature. I stuck it to the back of her computer monitor, Cal has been running Malwarebytes and other anti-virus programs. We were just in the kitchen when "hey, can you hear me?" went off again. She asked me if I heard it and I said no and she comes back with "### ####IT DON'T TELL ME THAT, CALVIN HEARS IT TOO!!"

I might need to get one of these for my office. Wonder if they have remote control ones. I want to set it off when I'm watching.

That would probably be better. I didn't go into the office the day after I set it up and missed all of the fun. The stories afterwards were awesome though. Things have been pretty tight lately and I figured we needed to lighten thing ups a little.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

We watched The Lion King tonight. First viewing for all of us. After it was over I asked the boys if they learned anything. Cal looked at me as if he just saw me the first time. Dyl says "YEAH you never back down from a fight AND YOU NEVER GO AWAY!!!". The few +percentage points of being a parent are pretty awesome.

 

[Abraham]

We watched The Lion King tonight. First viewing for all of us. After it was over I asked the boys if they learned anything. Cal looked at me as if he just saw me the first time. Dyl says "YEAH you never back down from a fight AND YOU NEVER GO AWAY!!!". The few +percentage points of being a parent are pretty awesome.

In my media room "Mickey mouse Christmas" is over so now it's time to watch it again.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

We watched The Lion King tonight. First viewing for all of us. After it was over I asked the boys if they learned anything. Cal looked at me as if he just saw me the first time. Dyl says "YEAH you never back down from a fight AND YOU NEVER GO AWAY!!!". The few +percentage points of being a parent are pretty awesome.

In my media room "Mickey mouse Christmas" is over so now it's time to watch it again.

Drew Mrs. SLB a bath and playing her favorite songs I use to woo her with in our youth. She likes that. Also, I'm not criticizing parenthood, but lets face it, it's like gambling. Even if you are somewhat decent at it, you lose a good 50% of the time. The rest of the time, like gambling, is all kinds of awesome.

 

[Gadzooks]

No matter how many times i see that Dikembe Mutombo commercial, I laugh every time. You could punch me in the nuts and make me listen Goo Goo Dolls greatest hits while shaving Kathy Bates' legs and if that commercial came on I'd start cracking up.

You know far too much about our methods at Gitmo. Homeland Security is going to have a little talk with you.

Pretty sure Tanner considers that a good time.

 

[Britney Spears]

I think I might have told some of you that my BIL is an Army Ranger and got to go to the White House and meet the president. This all revolves around a mission that was on that was really, really crazy (many injured, one killed, high value Taliban target, etc.).

Being such a small world and all, I got to meet this guy (LINK) this week at work and it was really cool. The look on his face when I told him I knew several of the guys on this mission was pretty funny. Really an amazing guy and makes you think a lot how many lives are changed/impacted with stuff like this.

 

[General Malaise]

If Tat were around in person and a discussion of Lido Shuffle popped up, he'd sing it for you.

My link

DOES GM OWN ANY NON-OREGON DUCK CLOTHES?

Says the guy who was adorned in purple and gold every second of MHI...

Yes, but you're still pulling this shtick off like seven years later.

World's Greatest Dad 2005 Shirt down?

 

[Gadzooks]

We watched The Lion King tonight. First viewing for all of us. After it was over I asked the boys if they learned anything. Cal looked at me as if he just saw me the first time. Dyl says "YEAH you never back down from a fight AND YOU NEVER GO AWAY!!!". The few +percentage points of being a parent are pretty awesome.

That's me and Little 'Zooks favorite movie. He also likes Monsters Inc and I like Busty Cops. Parenting rules!!!

 

[General Malaise]

If Tat were around in person and a discussion of Lido Shuffle popped up, he'd sing it for you.

My link

DOES GM OWN ANY NON-OREGON DUCK CLOTHES?

Says the guy who was adorned in purple and gold every second of MHI...

Yes, but you're still pulling this shtick off like seven years later.

Partial credit for Dallas Cowboys hat? Backwards, Rude style?

 

[St. Louis Bob]

We watched The Lion King tonight. First viewing for all of us. After it was over I asked the boys if they learned anything. Cal looked at me as if he just saw me the first time. Dyl says "YEAH you never back down from a fight AND YOU NEVER GO AWAY!!!". The few +percentage points of being a parent are pretty awesome.

That's me and Little 'Zooks favorite movie. He also likes Monsters Inc and I like Busty Cops. Parenting rules!!!

 

[Mr. Pickles]

If Tat were around in person and a discussion of Lido Shuffle popped up, he'd sing it for you.

My link

DOES GM OWN ANY NON-OREGON DUCK CLOTHES?

Says the guy who was adorned in purple and gold every second of MHI...

Yes, but you're still pulling this shtick off like seven years later.

Partial credit for Dallas Cowboys hat? Backwards, Rude style?

We need Melly to welcome us back already.

 

[bentley]

I think I might have told some of you that my BIL is an Army Ranger and got to go to the White House and meet the president. This all revolves around a mission that was on that was really, really crazy (many injured, one killed, high value Taliban target, etc.). Being such a small world and all, I got to meet this guy (LINK) this week at work and it was really cool. The look on his face when I told him I knew several of the guys on this mission was pretty funny. Really an amazing guy and makes you think a lot how many lives are changed/impacted with stuff like this.

Very cool story. Although, the dude looks a lot Shukier than one would expect from a Medal of Honor winner.

 

[General Malaise]

I think I might have told some of you that my BIL is an Army Ranger and got to go to the White House and meet the president. This all revolves around a mission that was on that was really, really crazy (many injured, one killed, high value Taliban target, etc.). Being such a small world and all, I got to meet this guy (LINK) this week at work and it was really cool. The look on his face when I told him I knew several of the guys on this mission was pretty funny. Really an amazing guy and makes you think a lot how many lives are changed/impacted with stuff like this.

Very cool story. Although, the dude looks a lot Shukier than one would expect from a Medal of Honor winner.

He does look like Shuke. Lawnmower, phone and car all suffered major injuries over the weekend. Neat.Going to pour a large bourbon and air and put in The Wire. (or as my wife calls it, "Wires" )

 

[Britney Spears]

I think I might have told some of you that my BIL is an Army Ranger and got to go to the White House and meet the president. This all revolves around a mission that was on that was really, really crazy (many injured, one killed, high value Taliban target, etc.). Being such a small world and all, I got to meet this guy (LINK) this week at work and it was really cool. The look on his face when I told him I knew several of the guys on this mission was pretty funny. Really an amazing guy and makes you think a lot how many lives are changed/impacted with stuff like this.

Very cool story. Although, the dude looks a lot Shukier than one would expect from a Medal of Honor winner.

He gained a lot of weight I believe. He took a lot of shrapnel and stuff. Pretty sure he was a pretty BA MOFO. I think a lot of these guys put on a lot of pounds after they get out. They work out daily on deployments. My BIL is the most muscle-y person I've ever met. He looks like he's in the WWF or something.

 

[shuke]

(or as my wife calls it, "Wires" )

 

[shuke]

the dude looks a lot Shukier than one would expect

He gained a lot of weight I believe.

Yea, um, I'm right here, guys.

 

[Aerial Assault]

About the GGDs, I liked "Slide" and "Black Balloon" and still listen to them both on occasion today. But "Name" and "Iris" were awful, repetitive garbage, and as a bonus, I swear they were the same song.

I swear that until reading this post I didn't realize Slide, Name, and Iris were different songs.

Stop. "Slide" is a good song with an interesting bass line and, well, there were interesting things going on for me one night sort of set to the tune of that song, so there you go. The other two blow. I thought radios would explode from stations playing them so much, but this apparently never happened. (Actually false.) Sorry about your bad travel day, GB. :( Hope you got your bag.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

Oh, and gonna watch the Rangers destroy Rudnicki's Sabres tonight. Slap it...?

Eat it like Brad Richards ate the boards.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

Early GGD was better than anything some of these other crap bands put out.Saw them in concert many times back then and they were nothing like th band they became. Such a waste.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

What should I talk about in the Walking Dead thread this week?

 

[Aerial Assault]

What should I talk about in the Walking Dead thread this week?

How the fact that everyone has the virus is a metaphor for the latent aggression lurking in all human beings.

 

[Tremendous Upside]

I think I might have told some of you that my BIL is an Army Ranger and got to go to the White House and meet the president. This all revolves around a mission that was on that was really, really crazy (many injured, one killed, high value Taliban target, etc.). Being such a small world and all, I got to meet this guy (LINK) this week at work and it was really cool. The look on his face when I told him I knew several of the guys on this mission was pretty funny. Really an amazing guy and makes you think a lot how many lives are changed/impacted with stuff like this.

Very cool story. Although, the dude looks a lot Shukier than one would expect from a Medal of Honor winner.

He does look like Shuke. Lawnmower, phone and car all suffered major injuries over the weekend. Neat.Going to pour a large bourbon and air and put in The Wire. (or as my wife calls it, "Wires" )

How far into The Wires are you? Thoughts so far?

 

[Josie Maran]

I really wish my boss would just flat-out say that if I drink while on the clock, I'm fired. The thing is, I'm SUCH a better bartender while moderately drunk. If only I had the ability to maintain "moderately drunk" status. I basically closed two hours ago and I'm still sitting here inhaling vodka and cigarettes. My last two massive drinks have floated by in like 12 minutes. I know this might throw off your opinions about me, but I'm starting to think I have a drinking problem. BTW, I'm like 3 pages behind, so expect a full-blown drunkeling when I get home.

 

[Josie Maran]

BYW, if anyone calls my boss and tells him to put a leash on me, I will throw out Imp-like vendettas against everyone you have ever known. I'll pull some Keyser Soze #### up in this mother ####. I'll kill your parents and your parents friends. I'll kill people that owe you money. Haha hey guys! Didi I really say that out loud?

 

[Josie Maran]

But yeah, I will burn #### down.

 

[Tremendous Upside]

HomerHow's the East End tonight?

 

[Josie Maran]

HomerHow's the East End tonight?

Crazy night at the Tavern. I saw a slight, nymphish 21-year-old's boobies and cooch. She swore she didn't have a cameltoe, so I made her prove it. I had to cut off a couple of d-bags, and eventually kicked them out, only to find they were outside 30 minutes later throwing park benches in the middle of the street. I was awakened to this fact by the cop that came into the bar and scolded me for their stupidity.But anyway, I was able to help my suicidal friend get laid tonight, so I'm pretty sure I did my boy scout good deed for the day. I could have totally banged this broad but almost literally threw her at him to take home. At one point I competely yelled at her "Stop talking to me and start talking to Schmitty!" The dude's in a bad way, so #### my current dry spell, I'd rather see him get laid than me.One thing that's great about being a bartender is that I can get out of any conversation that I want to...Hey, I got #### to do. The thing that sucks is that i might want to be totally working a chick...but mother####er I have #### to do! I've lost se veral opportunities lately just because I'm on the bad side of the bar. It's seriously been killing me lately.Anyway, happy tonight that my boy is getting some lovin'. Just pissed that she wasn't there with a friend.

 

[Tremendous Upside]

HomerHow's the East End tonight?

Crazy night at the Tavern. I saw a slight, nymphish 21-year-old's boobies and cooch. She swore she didn't have a cameltoe, so I made her prove it. I had to cut off a couple of d-bags, and eventually kicked them out, only to find they were outside 30 minutes later throwing park benches in the middle of the street. I was awakened to this fact by the cop that came into the bar and scolded me for their stupidity.But anyway, I was able to help my suicidal friend get laid tonight, so I'm pretty sure I did my boy scout good deed for the day. I could have totally banged this broad but almost literally threw her at him to take home. At one point I competely yelled at her "Stop talking to me and start talking to Schmitty!" The dude's in a bad way, so #### my current dry spell, I'd rather see him get laid than me.One thing that's great about being a bartender is that I can get out of any conversation that I want to...Hey, I got #### to do. The thing that sucks is that i might want to be totally working a chick...but mother####er I have #### to do! I've lost se veral opportunities lately just because I'm on the bad side of the bar. It's seriously been killing me lately.Anyway, happy tonight that my boy is getting some lovin'. Just pissed that she wasn't there with a friend.

Karma brother, karmaYou'll get it back in spades

 

[Josie Maran]

HomerHow's the East End tonight?

Crazy night at the Tavern. I saw a slight, nymphish 21-year-old's boobies and cooch. She swore she didn't have a cameltoe, so I made her prove it. I had to cut off a couple of d-bags, and eventually kicked them out, only to find they were outside 30 minutes later throwing park benches in the middle of the street. I was awakened to this fact by the cop that came into the bar and scolded me for their stupidity.But anyway, I was able to help my suicidal friend get laid tonight, so I'm pretty sure I did my boy scout good deed for the day. I could have totally banged this broad but almost literally threw her at him to take home. At one point I competely yelled at her "Stop talking to me and start talking to Schmitty!" The dude's in a bad way, so #### my current dry spell, I'd rather see him get laid than me.One thing that's great about being a bartender is that I can get out of any conversation that I want to...Hey, I got #### to do. The thing that sucks is that i might want to be totally working a chick...but mother####er I have #### to do! I've lost se veral opportunities lately just because I'm on the bad side of the bar. It's seriously been killing me lately.Anyway, happy tonight that my boy is getting some lovin'. Just pissed that she wasn't there with a friend.

Karma brother, karmaYou'll get it back in spades

Oh yeah, I'm totally down with banging black chicks.

 

[Josie Maran]

And TUP, I am officially extending the invitation if you want to come out this way for a few days. I've got a whole house to myself and a bar that you might know a guy that works thgere. He might even throw a few shots your way. Bring a friend or two, #### it. Otis, if you're reading this, you have an invitation as well. But your wife needs to bring a slutty friend.Zooks and Thorn, I would actually pay good money for you two jackasses to shine for a weekend.

 

[UniAlias]

"My friend Schmitty here... like, if you asked 100 people, 99 of them would say good things. He's the nicest guy I've ever met. You stand here and talk to him!!"

 

[Josie Maran]

And no bull, TU. I'd love to have a couple of crazy drunks here for a few days, but it's gotta be soon...I'll be occupyting a one-bedroom apartment soon.

 

[Josie Maran]

"My friend Schmitty here... like, if you asked 100 people, 99 of them would say good things. He's the nicest guy I've ever met. You stand here and talk to him!!"

HE'S THE BEST PERSON YOU'VE EVER MET IN YOUR LIFE!!!

 

[Josie Maran]

HomerHow's the East End tonight?

Crazy night at the Tavern. I saw a slight, nymphish 21-year-old's boobies and cooch. She swore she didn't have a cameltoe, so I made her prove it. I had to cut off a couple of d-bags, and eventually kicked them out, only to find they were outside 30 minutes later throwing park benches in the middle of the street. I was awakened to this fact by the cop that came into the bar and scolded me for their stupidity.But anyway, I was able to help my suicidal friend get laid tonight, so I'm pretty sure I did my boy scout good deed for the day. I could have totally banged this broad but almost literally threw her at him to take home. At one point I competely yelled at her "Stop talking to me and start talking to Schmitty!" The dude's in a bad way, so #### my current dry spell, I'd rather see him get laid than me.One thing that's great about being a bartender is that I can get out of any conversation that I want to...Hey, I got #### to do. The thing that sucks is that i might want to be totally working a chick...but mother####er I have #### to do! I've lost se veral opportunities lately just because I'm on the bad side of the bar. It's seriously been killing me lately.Anyway, happy tonight that my boy is getting some lovin'. Just pissed that she wasn't there with a friend.

Karma brother, karmaYou'll get it back in spades

Oh yeah, I'm totally down with banging black chicks.

OK, I don't even remember writing this 5 minutes ago, but Jebus I am a funny mofo.

 

[UniAlias]

"My friend Schmitty here... like, if you asked 100 people, 99 of them would say good things. He's the nicest guy I've ever met. You stand here and talk to him!!"

HE'S THE BEST PERSON YOU'VE EVER MET IN YOUR LIFE!!!

You're a damned good guy, Homey. I took too many shots for a Sunday night.

 

[Josie Maran]

"My friend Schmitty here... like, if you asked 100 people, 99 of them would say good things. He's the nicest guy I've ever met. You stand here and talk to him!!"

You're a damned good guy, Homey. I took too many shots for a Sunday night. HE'S THE BEST PERSON YOU'VE EVER MET IN YOUR LIFE!!!

LOL, nice formatting...might be my new drunk-shtick.

 

[UniAlias]

"My friend Schmitty here... like, if you asked 100 people, 99 of them would say good things. He's the nicest guy I've ever met. You stand here and talk to him!!"

You're a damned good guy, Homey. I took too many shots for a Sunday night. HE'S THE BEST PERSON YOU'VE EVER MET IN YOUR LIFE!!!

LOL, nice formatting...might be my new drunk-shtick.

####. I'm going to sleep. love you

 

[Josie Maran]

Honestly, messing around and pulling some string and seeing a buddy get some action makes me truly happy. The 21-year-old that was showing her A-cups and fun-button tonight, it was me and her and her sister and this young kid that's always hanging out at the bar. Great guy, quiet and nice and drinks like a champ and tips like he actually has money to spare, even though I know he doesn't. Anyway, I had those two making out like it was prom night. I would have totally liked to destroy the young lass, but it was still relatively early and I knew I had no shot...still many hours of bartending to go. But getting my boy Schmitty laid at the end of the night was just icing on the cake. That one, i really feel good about. He was going on again about how bad life sucks, but was flat-out delivered a cute blonde to make his night a little better.My work was done.

 

[Josie Maran]

"My friend Schmitty here... like, if you asked 100 people, 99 of them would say good things. He's the nicest guy I've ever met. You stand here and talk to him!!"

You're a damned good guy, Homey. I took too many shots for a Sunday night. HE'S THE BEST PERSON YOU'VE EVER MET IN YOUR LIFE!!!

LOL, nice formatting...might be my new drunk-shtick.

####. I'm going to sleep. love you

 

[Tremendous Upside]

And TUP, I am officially extending the invitation if you want to come out this way for a few days. I've got a whole house to myself and a bar that you might know a guy that works thgere. He might even throw a few shots your way. Bring a friend or two, #### it. Otis, if you're reading this, you have an invitation as well. But your wife needs to bring a slutty friend.Zooks and Thorn, I would actually pay good money for you two jackasses to shine for a weekend.

In...Set us up the Cornhole

 

[STEADYMOBBIN 22]

"My friend Schmitty here... like, if you asked 100 people, 99 of them would say good things. He's the nicest guy I've ever met. You stand here and talk to him!!"

You're a damned good guy, Homey.

I took too many shots for a Sunday night.

HE'S THE BEST PERSON YOU'VE EVER MET IN YOUR LIFE!!!

LOL, nice formatting...might be my new drunk-shtick.

####. I'm going to sleep. love you

 

[Josie Maran]

And TUP, I am officially extending the invitation if you want to come out this way for a few days. I've got a whole house to myself and a bar that you might know a guy that works thgere. He might even throw a few shots your way. Bring a friend or two, #### it. Otis, if you're reading this, you have an invitation as well. But your wife needs to bring a slutty friend.Zooks and Thorn, I would actually pay good money for you two jackasses to shine for a weekend.

In...Set us up the Cornhole

You have until late March / early April if you want to come out for a weekend. No pool or house parties at that tim3, sorry. FYI, I work Sat/Sun/Mon so coming out on a Thursady evening will maximize your Homer-time. Just an FYI.Got two spare rooms, booze, and a mother####ing friendly disposition to deliver, if you care to partake.

 

[Tremendous Upside]

And TUP, I am officially extending the invitation if you want to come out this way for a few days. I've got a whole house to myself and a bar that you might know a guy that works thgere. He might even throw a few shots your way. Bring a friend or two, #### it. Otis, if you're reading this, you have an invitation as well. But your wife needs to bring a slutty friend.Zooks and Thorn, I would actually pay good money for you two jackasses to shine for a weekend.

In...Set us up the Cornhole

You have until late March / early April if you want to come out for a weekend. No pool or house parties at that tim3, sorry. FYI, I work Sat/Sun/Mon so coming out on a Thursady evening will maximize your Homer-time. Just an FYI.Got two spare rooms, booze, and a mother####ing friendly disposition to deliver, if you care to partake.

Thurs March 28th work for you?

 

[Josie Maran]

I work three days a week and live like a king.

My life is so friggin' awesome right now.

You have no idea how much this move has changed me. I'm in such a good place and feel so good about life and ####, I can actually feel everybopdy's mood pick up when I walk in to the bar. When part of your job is to fake being nice, that #### wears on you and I can feel it in the wait staff. I swear though, when I come in all upbeat and Homer-like, all the servers and runners get so happy. And I know it sounds somewhat arrogant, but I swear to Jebus I raise the morale of my joint by at least three offdee points.

Every once in a while, I get that whole load of crap in my head about getting a bigboy job and working 9 to 5 and being respectable. F### that ###t. Seriously, I will never work sales or business management again as long as I live. I totally dig my life out here and I currently have the best bar job I've ever had in my life. And while the weather sucks donkey balls, I'm pretty sure I'll be in Hawaii next winter.

And yeah, the Polynesian girls will LOVE seeing a manatee bathing in the Pacific.

 

[Josie Maran]

And TUP, I am officially extending the invitation if you want to come out this way for a few days. I've got a whole house to myself and a bar that you might know a guy that works thgere. He might even throw a few shots your way. Bring a friend or two, #### it. Otis, if you're reading this, you have an invitation as well. But your wife needs to bring a slutty friend.Zooks and Thorn, I would actually pay good money for you two jackasses to shine for a weekend.

In...Set us up the Cornhole

You have until late March / early April if you want to come out for a weekend. No pool or house parties at that tim3, sorry. FYI, I work Sat/Sun/Mon so coming out on a Thursady evening will maximize your Homer-time. Just an FYI.Got two spare rooms, booze, and a mother####ing friendly disposition to deliver, if you care to partake.

Thurs March 28th work for you?

Yep.Let's fire us up the cornhole. Feel free to bring a friend or two, if you feel comfortable with the phrase "We're going to meet my internet friend Homer". We'll see if Thorn and/or Zooks want to get involved. Either way, I'm a big fan of yours so no other nor'easters are necessary.

 

[Tremendous Upside]

And TUP, I am officially extending the invitation if you want to come out this way for a few days. I've got a whole house to myself and a bar that you might know a guy that works thgere. He might even throw a few shots your way. Bring a friend or two, #### it. Otis, if you're reading this, you have an invitation as well. But your wife needs to bring a slutty friend.Zooks and Thorn, I would actually pay good money for you two jackasses to shine for a weekend.

In...Set us up the Cornhole

You have until late March / early April if you want to come out for a weekend. No pool or house parties at that tim3, sorry. FYI, I work Sat/Sun/Mon so coming out on a Thursady evening will maximize your Homer-time. Just an FYI.Got two spare rooms, booze, and a mother####ing friendly disposition to deliver, if you care to partake.

Thurs March 28th work for you?

Yep.Let's fire us up the cornhole. Feel free to bring a friend or two, if you feel comfortable with the phrase "We're going to meet my internet friend Homer". We'll see if Thorn and/or Zooks want to get involved. Either way, I'm a big fan of yours so no other nor'easters are necessary.

I love you

 

[Josie Maran]

Hey, what a shock! The sun is coming up and I'm still drinking!!! Ah well, screw it. Your boy Homer is happy. I really am happy. This is so friggin weird.

 

[Josie Maran]

And TUP, I am officially extending the invitation if you want to come out this way for a few days. I've got a whole house to myself and a bar that you might know a guy that works thgere. He might even throw a few shots your way. Bring a friend or two, #### it. Otis, if you're reading this, you have an invitation as well. But your wife needs to bring a slutty friend.Zooks and Thorn, I would actually pay good money for you two jackasses to shine for a weekend.

In...Set us up the Cornhole

You have until late March / early April if you want to come out for a weekend. No pool or house parties at that tim3, sorry. FYI, I work Sat/Sun/Mon so coming out on a Thursady evening will maximize your Homer-time. Just an FYI.Got two spare rooms, booze, and a mother####ing friendly disposition to deliver, if you care to partake.

Thurs March 28th work for you?

Yep.Let's fire us up the cornhole. Feel free to bring a friend or two, if you feel comfortable with the phrase "We're going to meet my internet friend Homer". We'll see if Thorn and/or Zooks want to get involved. Either way, I'm a big fan of yours so no other nor'easters are necessary.

I love you

You're no Gadzooks!

 

[Tremendous Upside]

And TUP, I am officially extending the invitation if you want to come out this way for a few days. I've got a whole house to myself and a bar that you might know a guy that works thgere. He might even throw a few shots your way. Bring a friend or two, #### it. Otis, if you're reading this, you have an invitation as well. But your wife needs to bring a slutty friend.Zooks and Thorn, I would actually pay good money for you two jackasses to shine for a weekend.

In...Set us up the Cornhole

You have until late March / early April if you want to come out for a weekend. No pool or house parties at that tim3, sorry. FYI, I work Sat/Sun/Mon so coming out on a Thursady evening will maximize your Homer-time. Just an FYI.Got two spare rooms, booze, and a mother####ing friendly disposition to deliver, if you care to partake.

Thurs March 28th work for you?

Yep.Let's fire us up the cornhole. Feel free to bring a friend or two, if you feel comfortable with the phrase "We're going to meet my internet friend Homer". We'll see if Thorn and/or Zooks want to get involved. Either way, I'm a big fan of yours so no other nor'easters are necessary.

I love you

You're no Gadzooks!

That's a helluva standard to live up to