Josie Maran
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Come on, d-bags, it's only 4 something...some of you west coasters have to be awake.
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Josie Maran
Footballguy
Man, you guys suck.
Aerial Assault
Footballguy
Here!
Please don't go to jail.
Please don't go to jail.
Josie Maran
Footballguy
sigh
Aerial Assault
Footballguy
BigJohn
Footballguy
Josie Maran
Footballguy
Brain fart and let my insurance lapse for a couple of weeks. I thought it was on an automatic payment...it was not.Why was your DL suspended?
BigJohn
Footballguy
Wow. Had no idea your DL would automatically get suspended. And, I'm in Ohio, too. What does it take to reinstate it?Brain fart and let my insurance lapse for a couple of weeks. I thought it was on an automatic payment...it was not.
Josie Maran
Footballguy
Which was the result of my gambling mentality. I went like 5 years without car insurance and finally got busted for a seatbelt violation and it ended up costing me a grand...still way less than 5 years of insurance would have cost.Brain fart and let my insurance lapse for a couple of weeks. I thought it was on an automatic payment...it was not.
But since I was a #### back then, as soon as my insurance lapsed this time, my license was automatically suspended.
Josie Maran
Footballguy
See above. I had already gotten busted without insurance.Wow. Had no idea your DL would automatically get suspended. And, I'm in Ohio, too. What does it take to reinstate it?Brain fart and let my insurance lapse for a couple of weeks. I thought it was on an automatic payment...it was not.
Aerial Assault
Footballguy
Do you have to wait before you can get reinstated?See above. I had already gotten busted without insurance.Wow. Had no idea your DL would automatically get suspended. And, I'm in Ohio, too. What does it take to reinstate it?Brain fart and let my insurance lapse for a couple of weeks. I thought it was on an automatic payment...it was not.
heckmanm
Footballguy
These kind of look like boobs. Are these boobs?I'm pretending they're boobs.
Also congrats on making the final round. gllllllllllll
Abraham
Footballguy
FYI, i've been driving home legally drunk pretty much every night I work. What makes it REALLY fun though, is that I just found out that my license back in Ohio is suspended and has been for like 4 months. And therefore (I have found out) my registration is no good, so basically if I get pulled over, I've got a DUI, driving under suspension, speeding, and having expired tags. Plus whatever you get for having your car unregistered.
Man, I feel like Indiana Jones every time I go to the grocery store.
Abraham
Footballguy
Open both. Color picker tool. Pick the color from first blue letter. Go to second letter, "select by color" thingy. Select the blue on this letter. Then paint/fill it.That's how I would do it in the GIMP.any photoshop people in here. I need help doing the following:i have 2 .jpg files, each containing one letter. I need all of the blue in one of the letters to match all of the blue in another one of the files.
heckmanm
Footballguy
My link'General Malaise said:Local news doing a segment on the Cincy Zoo allowing volunteers to feed the baby gorillas until they are ready for release. They even give the volunteers gorilla hair chest suits.
I don't know how much money we'd need to raise to get Shuke into one of those, but I'm willing to get the ball rolling here with a few Abraham Lincolns.
Josie Maran
Footballguy
My link'General Malaise said:Local news doing a segment on the Cincy Zoo allowing volunteers to feed the baby gorillas until they are ready for release. They even give the volunteers gorilla hair chest suits.
I don't know how much money we'd need to raise to get Shuke into one of those, but I'm willing to get the ball rolling here with a few Abraham Lincolns.
First thing I thought of.
Josie Maran
Footballguy
YSR> Hey, SHUT IT!!!!Love you.'YSR said:
Josie Maran
Footballguy
Seriously, I'm suppposed to stop driving?
Mr. Pickles
Footballguy
Drunk? Yes.
YSR
Footballguy
Josie Maran
Footballguy
Shut it.
Josie Maran
Footballguy
How the hell am I supposed to get home?
think this was meant for the "emails my grandmother sends me" thread'Gopher State said:A recent study found that the average golferWalks about 900 miles a year.Another study found that golfers drink, onAverage, 22 gallons of alcohol a year.This means that, on average, golfers get about 41 miles to the gallon!Kind of makes you proud.
Leroy Hoard
Footballguy
don't kill anyone, S'Josie Maran said:FYI, i've been driving home legally drunk pretty much every night I work. What makes it REALLY fun though, is that I just found out that my license back in Ohio is suspended and has been for like 4 months. And therefore (I have found out) my registration is no good, so basically if I get pulled over, I've got a DUI, driving under suspension, speeding, and having expired tags. Plus whatever you get for having your car unregistered.Man, I feel like Indiana Jones every time I go to the grocery store.
sorry, i horribly left out "Can someone do this for me b/c I don't have photoshop?" in the original post'Abraham said:Open both. Color picker tool. Pick the color from first blue letter. Go to second letter, "select by color" thingy. Select the blue on this letter. Then paint/fill it.That's how I would do it in the GIMP.'Tiger Fan said:any photoshop people in here. I need help doing the following:i have 2 .jpg files, each containing one letter. I need all of the blue in one of the letters to match all of the blue in another one of the files.
ETA: what is GIMP and is it free?
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Abraham
Footballguy
Gimp is a free photoshop clone available for download. For a person needing photoshop work done "every once in a while" it's a great program to have and learn how to use.sorry, i horribly left out "Can someone do this for me b/c I don't have photoshop?" in the original post'Abraham said:Open both. Color picker tool. Pick the color from first blue letter. Go to second letter, "select by color" thingy. Select the blue on this letter. Then paint/fill it.That's how I would do it in the GIMP.'Tiger Fan said:any photoshop people in here. I need help doing the following:i have 2 .jpg files, each containing one letter. I need all of the blue in one of the letters to match all of the blue in another one of the files.
heckmanm
Footballguy
But you have to wake it up first.Gimp is a free photoshop clone available for download. For a person needing photoshop work done "every once in a while" it's a great program to have and learn how to use.sorry, i horribly left out "Can someone do this for me b/c I don't have photoshop?" in the original post'Abraham said:Open both. Color picker tool. Pick the color from first blue letter. Go to second letter, "select by color" thingy. Select the blue on this letter. Then paint/fill it.That's how I would do it in the GIMP.'Tiger Fan said:any photoshop people in here. I need help doing the following:i have 2 .jpg files, each containing one letter. I need all of the blue in one of the letters to match all of the blue in another one of the files.
Mr. Pickles
Footballguy
I'm guessing you're not going to hear a lot of support for your current practice.
Josie Maran
Footballguy
Been doing it for 25 years, and not to sound like a #####, but I can count on my digits how many times I really shouldn't have been behind the wheel. Never came close to an accident, my only worry is getting the inevitable DUI. Plus all the other crap I mentioned above.don't kill anyone, S'Josie Maran said:FYI, i've been driving home legally drunk pretty much every night I work. What makes it REALLY fun though, is that I just found out that my license back in Ohio is suspended and has been for like 4 months. And therefore (I have found out) my registration is no good, so basically if I get pulled over, I've got a DUI, driving under suspension, speeding, and having expired tags. Plus whatever you get for having your car unregistered.Man, I feel like Indiana Jones every time I go to the grocery store.
Was on the phone with some horrible woman on Friday and I'm 90% sure I have to be back in Ohio to get all this straightened out. In the meantime, I'm Indiana Jones! WHEEEEE!And before anyone else decides to jump on the Judgmental Train, "legally drunk" and "actually drunk" are two very different things.
Josie Maran
Footballguy
Don't CAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRREEEE
I get it and have been there before...and completely understand the difference b/w legally and actually. but it only takes that one time....Been doing it for 25 years, and not to sound like a #####, but I can count on my digits how many times I really shouldn't have been behind the wheel. Never came close to an accident, my only worry is getting the inevitable DUI. Plus all the other crap I mentioned above.don't kill anyone, S'Josie Maran said:FYI, i've been driving home legally drunk pretty much every night I work. What makes it REALLY fun though, is that I just found out that my license back in Ohio is suspended and has been for like 4 months. And therefore (I have found out) my registration is no good, so basically if I get pulled over, I've got a DUI, driving under suspension, speeding, and having expired tags. Plus whatever you get for having your car unregistered.Man, I feel like Indiana Jones every time I go to the grocery store.
Josie Maran
Footballguy
That's why I'm getting an apartment right behind my bar. It's expensive as #### but totally gonna be worth it.I get it and have been there before...and completely understand the difference b/w legally and actually. but it only takes that one time....Been doing it for 25 years, and not to sound like a #####, but I can count on my digits how many times I really shouldn't have been behind the wheel. Never came close to an accident, my only worry is getting the inevitable DUI. Plus all the other crap I mentioned above.don't kill anyone, S'Josie Maran said:FYI, i've been driving home legally drunk pretty much every night I work. What makes it REALLY fun though, is that I just found out that my license back in Ohio is suspended and has been for like 4 months. And therefore (I have found out) my registration is no good, so basically if I get pulled over, I've got a DUI, driving under suspension, speeding, and having expired tags. Plus whatever you get for having your car unregistered.Man, I feel like Indiana Jones every time I go to the grocery store.
That's why I'm getting an apartment right behind my bar. It's expensive as #### but totally gonna be worth it.I get it and have been there before...and completely understand the difference b/w legally and actually. but it only takes that one time....Been doing it for 25 years, and not to sound like a #####, but I can count on my digits how many times I really shouldn't have been behind the wheel. Never came close to an accident, my only worry is getting the inevitable DUI. Plus all the other crap I mentioned above.don't kill anyone, S'Josie Maran said:FYI, i've been driving home legally drunk pretty much every night I work. What makes it REALLY fun though, is that I just found out that my license back in Ohio is suspended and has been for like 4 months. And therefore (I have found out) my registration is no good, so basically if I get pulled over, I've got a DUI, driving under suspension, speeding, and having expired tags. Plus whatever you get for having your car unregistered.Man, I feel like Indiana Jones every time I go to the grocery store.
Leroy Hoard
Footballguy
Back in my more serious drinking days I thought about one of those apartments right above a bar. Only have to crawl up the back stairway to get home.
Josie Maran
Footballguy
Bedtime for Homer. 
Disco Stu
Confirmed FBGal
Holy crap.Bedtime for Homer.
Getting that apartment sounds like an excellent idea for several reasons. "Well babe the bar is closing, but my apartment is right there."
Crazy Canuck
Footballguy
Homer rampaging lately around the boards. Good drinks or not enough sex?
Officer Pete Malloy
Footballguy
Bogart
Footballguy
Genius.'Disco Stu said:
Officer Pete Malloy
Footballguy
proninja
Footballguy
This one
General Malaise
Footballguy
When I was taking a leak in Portland, Maine I saw an advertisement for a company that will send out sober drivers to drive your car home for you. I thought that was genius. I've never seen one of those out here. Do those things do well? I'd use one of those for sure. Especially if they were staffed by young coeds!
Hawks64
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