GM's thread about nothing (80 Viewers)

[Abraham]

Nickname: "slim"

Beverage: Tom Collins

Snack: Combos - pizza flavor

Wife: Natasha

Job: network sys admin

 

[Captain Quinoa]

Nickname: "slim"Beverage: Tom Collins Snack: Combos - pizza flavor Wife: Natasha Job: network sys admin

Vehicle: VW Cabriolet

 

[phishphan]

white guys know how to get down

 

[Frostillicus]

In my hybrid painting/drawing/graphic novel thing I am working on, I an working on a section about being a giant jerk while being a serious poker nerd.

Today, I am still working on theRock 'em sock 'em robots with Nelson Muntz.

Love it. Though I would find it even funnier if the SMUC was sliding into second base vs. an opponent who is either a fat slob in a t-shirt and cutoff jeans, or a butch lesbian.

I might have to go back into this one and rework the second baseman.Also, if anyone wants to be in one of these, here are the requirements:

You were/ are a young dad.

You pm me a picture of you as a young dad with you kid.

you face should be clearly visible, and it should look like you like your kid.

I can grab one off the inner webs, but I thought I would see if any GMTAN folk were interested.

Like this?

For Frosty, or anyone who wants to make up answers for Frosty that are amusing:I am working on the text of this image:

I need:

A name, or better nickname for Frosty: Frosty isn't going to work.

Favorite beverage at a poker game- must be alcoholic and can't be an umbrella drink

favorite mass produced snack that comes in reasonably recognizable packaging

Marital status? Wife's name?

job

vehicle he drives or wishes he had

GO

WCoors Light

Sunflower Seeds (any brand)

Married - Sarah

Category Manager (data analyst will work)

Honda Civic - black

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Other than Richmond being a complete ghost town, it seems ok.

Confederate Congress isn't back in session yet.

yetAaron, if you're into Civil War history at all, go check out Hollywood Cemetary. They've got a lot of old Confederate generals buried there and a crap load of horse statues, etc.

If you do do this be sure to piss on all of them for me.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

For Frosty, or anyone who wants to make up answers for Frosty that are amusing:I am working on the text of this image:I need:A name, or better nickname for Frosty: Frosty isn't going to work.Favorite beverage at a poker game- must be alcoholic and can't be an umbrella drinkfavorite mass produced snack that comes in reasonably recognizable packagingMarital status? Wife's name?jobvehicle he drives or wishes he hadGO

Nickname: Space CowboyBeverage: Bartles & Jaymes Wine CoolerSnack: Necco Wafers and/or Otter PopsOpen MarriageWife's name: SiobhánVehicle: 1976 AMC Gremlin

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

GM>>>> "ABE's world-famous-gumbo-that-he-cooks-the-weekend-Tennessee-loses-to-Florida-and-no-other-time-all-year"

Note: I don't care if it's "authentic" or how you would do it or how they do it in New Orleans. This is how I do it. ANd it is fantastic.

Sounds pretty gross, gb.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

GM>>>> "ABE's world-famous-gumbo-that-he-cooks-the-weekend-Tennessee-loses-to-Florida-and-no-other-time-all-year"

Note: I don't care if it's "authentic" or how you would do it or how they do it in New Orleans. This is how I do it. ANd it is fantastic.

Sounds pretty gross, gb.

 

[Abraham]

GM>>>> "ABE's world-famous-gumbo-that-he-cooks-the-weekend-Tennessee-loses-to-Florida-and-no-other-time-all-year"

Note: I don't care if it's "authentic" or how you would do it or how they do it in New Orleans. This is how I do it. ANd it is fantastic.

Sounds pretty gross, gb.

Consider yourself uninvited next year.

 

[phishphan]

GM>>>> "ABE's world-famous-gumbo-that-he-cooks-the-weekend-Tennessee-loses-to-Florida-and-no-other-time-all-year"

Note: I don't care if it's "authentic" or how you would do it or how they do it in New Orleans. This is how I do it. ANd it is fantastic.

Sounds pretty gross, gb.

Consider yourself uninvited next year.

Invite me. I love when those orange #### lose to anyone.

http://youtu.be/Vt2BAfhUHX0

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

GM>>>> "ABE's world-famous-gumbo-that-he-cooks-the-weekend-Tennessee-loses-to-Florida-and-no-other-time-all-year"

Note: I don't care if it's "authentic" or how you would do it or how they do it in New Orleans. This is how I do it. ANd it is fantastic.

Sounds pretty gross, gb.

Consider yourself uninvited next year.

Invite me. I love when those orange #### lose to anyone.

http://youtu.be/Vt2BAfhUHX0

 

[Disco Stu]

"...look like a garbage truck worker convention."

 

[YSR]

Other than Richmond being a complete ghost town, it seems ok.

Confederate Congress isn't back in session yet.

yetAaron, if you're into Civil War history at all, go check out Hollywood Cemetary. They've got a lot of old Confederate generals buried there and a crap load of horse statues, etc.

If you do do this be sure to piss on all of them for me.

 

[shuke]

Other than Richmond being a complete ghost town, it seems ok.

Confederate Congress isn't back in session yet.

yet

Don't remember the comedian but...

You always hear people in the South say, "The South gon' do it agin!!"..

Do what? Lose?

Greatest thing I ever saw written on a bathroom stallThe South with rise again!

Written below it in another handwriting:

And get their a##es kicked a second time.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Other than Richmond being a complete ghost town, it seems ok.

Confederate Congress isn't back in session yet.

yetAaron, if you're into Civil War history at all, go check out Hollywood Cemetary. They've got a lot of old Confederate generals buried there and a crap load of horse statues, etc.

If you do do this be sure to piss on all of them for me.

Should I have said "urinate"?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

The only reason why I wish it would snow here.

 

[T Bell]

The only reason why I wish it would snow here.

Bob?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

The only reason why I wish it would snow here.

Bob?

Ahem...the whole Cat Shirt thing was MY idea.

 

[Tiger Fan]

Other than Richmond being a complete ghost town, it seems ok.

Confederate Congress isn't back in session yet.

yet

Don't remember the comedian but...

You always hear people in the South say, "The South gon' do it agin!!"..

Do what? Lose?

Greatest thing I ever saw written on a bathroom stallThe South with rise again!

Written below it in another handwriting:

And get their a##es kicked a second time.

really, that's the greatest thing you've ever seen on a bathroom stall?

 

[T Bell]

Other than Richmond being a complete ghost town, it seems ok.

Confederate Congress isn't back in session yet.

yet

Don't remember the comedian but...

You always hear people in the South say, "The South gon' do it agin!!"..

Do what? Lose?

Greatest thing I ever saw written on a bathroom stallThe South with rise again!

Written below it in another handwriting:

And get their a##es kicked a second time.

really, that's the greatest thing you've ever seen on a bathroom stall?

I think he understood that to mean aside from that hooker's ### in Yuma.

 

[General Malaise]

Jim Kelly's son was named Hunter. RIP.

When I needed to fake some tears during a pretty tough time in my life, I used to think of his HOF speech where he referenced his son. Still makes me tear up.

 

[cosjobs]

OH HOLY GOD. Can't believe I forgot about this.A couple I know had a kid about 2 years ago. They named him Easton. Yeah, OK.They had their second boy just a month ago. Guess what they named him? Hint: It is as bad as you think.

Assassin Larry HolmesMy wife had a friend who named their first kid Hunter. Then named the second kid something so egregious, that it led us to ask our 9-year-old daughter, "Hey, what do you think they named Hunter's brother?" She guessed Gatherer. The real answer was Fisher.

Before I got to the end of this story my ears perked up. I used to teach swim lessons to two kids in Dallas. Older brother Hunter and his little brother Fisher. Small world.

If they have any subtlety the third child should be named Chance

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Jim Kelly's son was named Hunter. RIP.

When I needed to fake some tears during a pretty tough time in my life, I used to think of his HOF speech where he referenced his son. Still makes me tear up.

But then he turned around and made all that money selling Kelly Flakes.

 

[T Bell]

OH HOLY GOD. Can't believe I forgot about this.A couple I know had a kid about 2 years ago. They named him Easton. Yeah, OK.They had their second boy just a month ago. Guess what they named him? Hint: It is as bad as you think.

Assassin Larry HolmesMy wife had a friend who named their first kid Hunter. Then named the second kid something so egregious, that it led us to ask our 9-year-old daughter, "Hey, what do you think they named Hunter's brother?" She guessed Gatherer. The real answer was Fisher.

Before I got to the end of this story my ears perked up. I used to teach swim lessons to two kids in Dallas. Older brother Hunter and his little brother Fisher. Small world.

If they have any subtlety the third child should be named Chance

No, that's reserved for families with brothers named Tinker and Evers.

 

[cosjobs]

The stoner poodles woke up from their naps and looked concerned when they heard the dog at the end.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Make sure you tell them that little ******* had it coming to him.

 

[The_Man]

Jim Kelly's son was named Hunter. RIP.

When I needed to fake some tears during a pretty tough time in my life, I used to think of his HOF speech where he referenced his son. Still makes me tear up.

What did you think of when you needed to fake laughter during a good time in your life?

 

[General Malaise]

Jim Kelly's son was named Hunter. RIP.

When I needed to fake some tears during a pretty tough time in my life, I used to think of his HOF speech where he referenced his son. Still makes me tear up.

What did you think of when you needed to fake laughter during a good time in your life?

I just think of Shuke making sweet tongue love to that cherry Hostess pie.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Jim Kelly's son was named Hunter. RIP.

When I needed to fake some tears during a pretty tough time in my life, I used to think of his HOF speech where he referenced his son. Still makes me tear up.

What did you think of when you needed to fake laughter during a good time in your life?

I just think of Shuke making sweet tongue love to that cherry Hostess pie.

He said "fake laughter" not "vomit on cue".

 

[shuke]

Other than Richmond being a complete ghost town, it seems ok.

Confederate Congress isn't back in session yet.

yet

Don't remember the comedian but...

You always hear people in the South say, "The South gon' do it agin!!"..

Do what? Lose?

Greatest thing I ever saw written on a bathroom stallThe South with rise again!

Written below it in another handwriting:

And get their a##es kicked a second time.

really, that's the greatest thing you've ever seen on a bathroom stall?

You seen anything better?

 

[T Bell]

Other than Richmond being a complete ghost town, it seems ok.

Confederate Congress isn't back in session yet.

yet

Don't remember the comedian but...

You always hear people in the South say, "The South gon' do it agin!!"..

Do what? Lose?

Greatest thing I ever saw written on a bathroom stallThe South with rise again!

Written below it in another handwriting:

And get their a##es kicked a second time.

really, that's the greatest thing you've ever seen on a bathroom stall?

You seen anything better?

I saw the entirety of How Dry I Am carved into a bathroom stall. I got to read it while dropping a deuce.I thought it was a little odd though because he clearly had already found the bathroom key.

 

[Disco Stu]

I laughed

 

[shuke]

Tanner> lates card I bought for me and my son.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Tanner> lates card I bought for me and my son.

Solid. There's a very good chance I drove by the ballpark during his tenure here.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I laughed

That's no joke. Great site to find cheap gas.

 

[shuke]

How weird would it be to masturbate to a picture of a trading card on ebay?

My link

 

[Limp Ditka]

How weird would it be to masturbate to a picture of a trading card on ebay?

My link

give me a minute....

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

How weird would it be to masturbate to a picture of a trading card on ebay?

My link

About twice as weird as still buying cards in 2013.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Tarzan dog

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

ATTN: Robert E. Rudnicki. Where does the 2nd ref come from????

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

One more...

Cos the minute the last cosholer left his BnB.

 

[shuke]

How weird would it be to masturbate to a picture of a trading card on ebay?

My link

About twice as weird as still buying cards in 2013.

I do it mostly so we have cards for autographs.

 

[shuke]

One more...

Cos the minute the last cosholer left his BnB.

 

[Limp Ditka]

How weird would it be to masturbate to a picture of a trading card on ebay?

My link

About twice as weird as still buying cards in 2013.

I do it mostly so we have cards for autographs.

Do you carry all of your cards around just in case you happen to run into someone you have a card of? That has to be more cumbersome than all of those Panera cards Bob is lugging around just in case someone gives him free medical care or a brumski.

 

[Aerial Assault]

ATTN: Robert E. Rudnicki. Where does the 2nd ref come from????

I like that. It's like he mastered teleportation, a handy skill for a sports official.

 

[rabidfireweasel]

Nickname: "slim"Beverage: Tom Collins Snack: Combos - pizza flavor Wife: Natasha Job: network sys admin

Vehicle: VW Cabriolet

all of this is nice

 

[rabidfireweasel]

In my hybrid painting/drawing/graphic novel thing I am working on, I an working on a section about being a giant jerk while being a serious poker nerd.

Today, I am still working on theRock 'em sock 'em robots with Nelson Muntz.

Love it. Though I would find it even funnier if the SMUC was sliding into second base vs. an opponent who is either a fat slob in a t-shirt and cutoff jeans, or a butch lesbian.

I might have to go back into this one and rework the second baseman.Also, if anyone wants to be in one of these, here are the requirements:

You were/ are a young dad.

You pm me a picture of you as a young dad with you kid.

you face should be clearly visible, and it should look like you like your kid.

I can grab one off the inner webs, but I thought I would see if any GMTAN folk were interested.

Like this?

For Frosty, or anyone who wants to make up answers for Frosty that are amusing:I am working on the text of this image:

I need:

A name, or better nickname for Frosty: Frosty isn't going to work.

Favorite beverage at a poker game- must be alcoholic and can't be an umbrella drink

favorite mass produced snack that comes in reasonably recognizable packaging

Marital status? Wife's name?

job

vehicle he drives or wishes he had

GO

WCoors Light

Sunflower Seeds (any brand)

Married - Sarah

Category Manager (data analyst will work)

Honda Civic - black

thank you sir

 

[rabidfireweasel]

For Frosty, or anyone who wants to make up answers for Frosty that are amusing:I am working on the text of this image:I need:A name, or better nickname for Frosty: Frosty isn't going to work.Favorite beverage at a poker game- must be alcoholic and can't be an umbrella drinkfavorite mass produced snack that comes in reasonably recognizable packagingMarital status? Wife's name?jobvehicle he drives or wishes he hadGO

Nickname: Space CowboyBeverage: Bartles & Jaymes Wine CoolerSnack: Necco Wafers and/or Otter PopsOpen MarriageWife's name: SiobhánVehicle: 1976 AMC Gremlin

I was counting on you and you did not disapoint

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

How weird would it be to masturbate to a picture of a trading card on ebay?

My link

About twice as weird as still buying cards in 2013.

I do it mostly so we have cards for autographs.

Do you carry all of your cards around just in case you happen to run into someone you have a card of? That has to be more cumbersome than all of those Panera cards Bob is lugging around just in case someone gives him free medical care or a brumski.

"My podiatrist gave me some free Tinactin so I slipped him a Kijana Carter rookie card and a $5 McDonaldland gift certificate."

 

[Frostillicus]

How weird would it be to masturbate to a picture of a trading card on ebay?

My link

Speaking of, I recently came in possession of this. Anybody interested?Giving Shuke right of first refusal.