GM's thread about nothing (75 Viewers)

[Josie Maran]

So drunk, so happy right now.

 

[Guster]

The audio didn't work for this when I watched from my phone, but it worked on my desktop

My link

It took 3 takes to get this, I'm not doing a 4th to get the audio right

You're a fan of Airborne Toxic Event?

saw them at Mad Hatter several years back. Big fan

 

[Josie Maran]

Drunk Bob is drunk.This time change #### is weird. I feel like the sun is about to come up any minute now. Where the #### is Homer?

Sorry, kid. I'll make it up to you...faxing you a round of shots and a black chick.

 

[Bogart]

I worked at the Seattle bike expo today in the Specialized booth. I feel pretty qualified to say that bike people really aren't cool in any way, shape or form.

I had a Specialized mountain bike as a freshmen in college. I loved that thing. At UCD, everybody rides a bike. The campus is massive, and there isn't much car parking, so it just makes sense. I rode through a bat-#### torrential rainstorm that flooded out a bike lane underpass in under half an hour. Wake up late at 7:47 AM for a midterm at 8 AM a mile away from my dorm? Hauled **** and made it in time on my Specialized.And then it got stolen, like every bike in Davis. And I realized it was futile to have a nice bike and I got a ####ty bike like everyone else.

I want to smell Bogart's hand.

Was at a concert, not much to smell, maybe tomorrow night.

The show I was at was at The Kessler, but same vibe.

 

[shuke]

Mt BFF's (#### I hate that I labeled him as that) wife was all over me tonight. It was odd. He shot me a couple of looks but I know he doesn't GAF. Just like I don't. The three of us buddies have done and been through stuff I can't even imagining posting here. #### it, who cares.ETAThe chef thought his wife was mine. Apparently I had two broads, and I did, it was neat. GM, scary.

LOLWUT

 

[shuke]

When I used to be Boom King/Oh Yes!

Whoa

 

[T Bell]

When I used to be Boom King/Oh Yes!

Whoa

Yeah, I hadn't gotten that one either.

 

[Guster]

When I used to be Boom King/Oh Yes!

Whoa

Yeah, I hadn't gotten that one either.

Somehow it was one of the few I had gotten

 

[Crazy Canuck]

The audio didn't work for this when I watched from my phone, but it worked on my desktop

My link

It took 3 takes to get this, I'm not doing a 4th to get the audio right

You're a fan of Airborne Toxic Event?

saw them at Mad Hatter several years back. Big fan

Never heard a single song, but of course I know they're named after the second section of Don Delillo's White Noise.

 

[Crazy Canuck]

Public Service Announcement #225

If you ever want to load your boom canon with the nastiest, raunchiest farts possible (EG> hi), just drink a few pints of Founder's Breakfast Stout the night before. I've been tearing up my house all weekend.

 

[T Bell]

Public Service Announcement #225

If you ever want to load your boom canon with the nastiest, raunchiest farts possible (EG> hi), just drink a few pints of Founder's Breakfast Stout the night before. I've been tearing up my house all weekend.

I'll see you and raise you an entire bag of Sour Patch Watermelon, GB. I'm disgusted.

 

[proninja]

Breakfast stout is worth farting. So is backwoods *******. Mmm. Founders.

 

[rabidfireweasel]

I am at a kids birthday party yesterday that involves going to Pizza Hut and seeing the new OZ movie in 3D. During the early part of the movie, Mila Kunis is wearing black glittery pants tighter than these. One girl says, "Her pants are sparkly." My 5 year old son, jumps up, hand out in far of him as far as he can reach and yells out "I'm squeezing her booty."

I was so proud.

 

[Crazy Canuck]

I am at a kids birthday party yesterday that involves going to Pizza Hut and seeing the new OZ movie in 3D. During the early part of the movie, Mila Kunis is wearing black glittery pants tighter than these. One girl says, "Her pants are sparkly." My 5 year old son, jumps up, hand out in far of him as far as he can reach and yells out "I'm squeezing her booty."

I was so proud.

I just read this post aloud to the missus. Both of us >

 

[John Bender]

When I used to be Boom King/Oh Yes!

Whoa

Yeah, I hadn't gotten that one either.

Whoa is right.

 

[rabidfireweasel]

I am at a kids birthday party yesterday that involves going to Pizza Hut and seeing the new OZ movie in 3D. During the early part of the movie, Mila Kunis is wearing black glittery pants tighter than these. One girl says, "Her pants are sparkly." My 5 year old son, jumps up, hand out in far of him as far as he can reach and yells out "I'm squeezing her booty."

I was so proud.

I just read this post aloud to the missus. Both of us >

If there weren't so many women and children pleasant, I think there might have many men taking a variety of 3D liberties with Ms. Kunis.My son = uninhibited trendsetter.

 

[rabidfireweasel]

When I used to be Boom King/Oh Yes!

Whoa

Yeah, I hadn't gotten that one either.

Whoa is right.

Annyong- are you still painting or did the small children crush that activity?

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Mt BFF's (#### I hate that I labeled him as that) wife was all over me tonight. It was odd. He shot me a couple of looks but I know he doesn't GAF. Just like I don't. The three of us buddies have done and been through stuff I can't even imagining posting here. #### it, who cares.ETAThe chef thought his wife was mine. Apparently I had two broads, and I did, it was neat. GM, scary.

LOLWUT

I was sitting between my wife and my GB's wife at one of the Japanese (those sandal wearing gold fish tenderer's) joints. I was cracking funnies and both of them were leaning in on me and putting their hand on my back/leg/shoulder laughing. The chef thought I was neat.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I am at a kids birthday party yesterday that involves going to Pizza Hut and seeing the new OZ movie in 3D. During the early part of the movie, Mila Kunis is wearing black glittery pants tighter than these. One girl says, "Her pants are sparkly." My 5 year old son, jumps up, hand out in far of him as far as he can reach and yells out "I'm squeezing her booty."

I was so proud.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Homer? Bentley? Stryker?

I can't safely drive home anymore so I crashed for a few hours at my suicidal buddy's place. Probably gonna be a regular thing when I work. Otherwise, I'd have gladly had some SLB-time.

:( Uni and Bogie show up here too after I go sleep.

 

[T Bell]

I am at a kids birthday party yesterday that involves going to Pizza Hut and seeing the new OZ movie in 3D. During the early part of the movie, Mila Kunis is wearing black glittery pants tighter than these. One girl says, "Her pants are sparkly." My 5 year old son, jumps up, hand out in far of him as far as he can reach and yells out "I'm squeezing her booty."

I was so proud.

How many dads came up to you afterwards to offer their compliments?Also, have you ever done any artwork this cool?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Am I the youngest guy in this thread?

I may have you beat. I'm pretty out of place in this thread. I'm just here to post drunk and laugh at cat pictures, mostly.

10/15/83

6/1/85 I'd like to think I represented my age pretty well at Coshole though. I didn't puke on anyone, at least.

You were born on almost the exact day I graduated from HS.

 

[rabidfireweasel]

I am at a kids birthday party yesterday that involves going to Pizza Hut and seeing the new OZ movie in 3D. During the early part of the movie, Mila Kunis is wearing black glittery pants tighter than these. One girl says, "Her pants are sparkly." My 5 year old son, jumps up, hand out in far of him as far as he can reach and yells out "I'm squeezing her booty."

I was so proud.

How many dads came up to you afterwards to offer their compliments?Also, have you ever done any artwork this cool?

They congratulated my son, not me.I have made nothing that cool, but I still like my painting about the penis men trying to be large enough get into Ron Jeremy's bar

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Let me see....Go out to dinner at a cool Japanese restaurant with two of my favorite best friends. Great time. They picked the tab up all niight. Had to blow well over a grand between them. We meet another GB/BFF afterwards, poker game breaks out at the bar. Life is good. Get home and Mrs. SLB passes out. I'm not happy. Getting ####ed up now.

Sweet tapdancing Tojo! Was the restaurant actually in Japan?

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Let me see....Go out to dinner at a cool Japanese restaurant with two of my favorite best friends. Great time. They picked the tab up all niight. Had to blow well over a grand between them. We meet another GB/BFF afterwards, poker game breaks out at the bar. Life is good. Get home and Mrs. SLB passes out. I'm not happy. Getting ####ed up now.

Sweet tapdancing Tojo! Was the restaurant actually in Japan?

It was pretty close to home and a spectacular stand alone place. Several dozen smoking hot wimmens. My BFF (that I've also referred to as a Disco Stu) was dying. I'm guessing that is why he didn't notice or care about his wife being all over me.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

The audio didn't work for this when I watched from my phone, but it worked on my desktop

My link

It took 3 takes to get this, I'm not doing a 4th to get the audio right

You're a fan of Airborne Toxic Event?

saw them at Mad Hatter several years back. Big fan

Never heard a single song, but of course I know they're named after the second section of Don Delillo's White Noise.

Sweet book. Made me want to major in Elvis.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Speaking of pron on cable (and being old)...anybody else remember this?

 

[T Bell]

I am at a kids birthday party yesterday that involves going to Pizza Hut and seeing the new OZ movie in 3D. During the early part of the movie, Mila Kunis is wearing black glittery pants tighter than these. One girl says, "Her pants are sparkly." My 5 year old son, jumps up, hand out in far of him as far as he can reach and yells out "I'm squeezing her booty."

I was so proud.

How many dads came up to you afterwards to offer their compliments?Also, have you ever done any artwork this cool?

They congratulated my son, not me.I have made nothing that cool, but I still like my painting about the penis men trying to be large enough get into Ron Jeremy's bar

"If you are not as tall as this line, you may not go on this ride."

 

[kevzilla]

Speaking of pron on cable (and being old)...anybody else remember this?

And how! Of course, I was out of college a year before you graduated from HS.

 

[Annyong]

When I used to be Boom King/Oh Yes!

Whoa

Yeah, I hadn't gotten that one either.

Whoa is right.

Annyong- are you still painting or did the small children crush that activity?

so far children have crushed my dreams. so far.

 

[Annyong]

is it too early to start drinking? i woke up like 40 minutes ago after being up till about 8am.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

is it too early to start drinking? i woke up like 40 minutes ago after being up till about 8am.

 

[Crazy Canuck]

Speaking of pron on cable (and being old)...anybody else remember this?

Wow, I totally forgot about that. I remember one episode vividly. It featured a Princeton educated woman who ran a live radio sex advice show. She did it naked (yes, she was smoking hot) with a large group of naked friends. Every show slowly turned into an orgy, which they continued broadcasting over the airwaves.

 

[Crazy Canuck]

Hungover Sunday. I have a stack of papers to grade and I haven't touched one all day.

Some days it's best throw in the white towel and just watch spaghetti westerns all day.

Also, my family has fled premises. The smell of my stout farts was too much.

 

[T Bell]

Hungover Sunday. I have a stack of papers to grade and I haven't touched one all day. Some days it's best throw in the white towel and just watch spaghetti westerns all day. Also, my family has fled premises. The smell of my stout farts was too much.

 

[Annyong]

is it too early to start drinking? i woke up like 40 minutes ago after being up till about 8am.

All I needed to hear Bobby My link

 

[Annyong]

Also I just checked and Boom King and Oh Yes! Are both suspended till 9/14.

 

[T Bell]

Also I just checked and Boom King and Oh Yes! Are both suspended till 9/14.

It'll be here before you know it, though I expect a North Korean nuclear holocaust long before then.

 

[mr. furley]

what have they done with the QuiBids chick????

What did I miss? This is important. She's like Milano's younger sister.

new chick in the latest commercial. big step down, imo.

 

[mr. furley]

For some reason I thought you lived in Denver. Maybe I got you mixed up with Finless. I'm pretty bad at the internets.

Lol don't thinkFinless is posting here anymore.

posting under his urbanhack alias these days, imo

 

[mr. furley]

Let me see....Go out to dinner at a cool Japanese restaurant with two of my favorite best friends. Great time. They picked the tab up all niight. Had to blow well over a grand between them. We meet another GB/BFF afterwards, poker game breaks out at the bar. Life is good. Get home and Mrs. SLB passes out. I'm not happy. Getting ####ed up now.

Sweet tapdancing Tojo! Was the restaurant actually in Japan?

 

[bentley]

I seem to have consumed a bottle of wine while watching the bentleyboys play in the front yard this afternoon. GB parenting.

 

[Gadzooks]

Am I the youngest guy in this thread?

I may have you beat. I'm pretty out of place in this thread. I'm just here to post drunk and laugh at cat pictures, mostly.

10/15/83

6/1/85 I'd like to think I represented my age pretty well at Coshole though. I didn't puke on anyone, at least.

You were born on almost the exact day I graduated from HS.

No one is gonna comment on this? Too much of a softball?

 

[Britney Spears]

I worked at the Seattle bike expo today in the Specialized booth. I feel pretty qualified to say that bike people really aren't cool in any way, shape or form.

I had a Specialized mountain bike as a freshmen in college. I loved that thing. At UCD, everybody rides a bike. The campus is massive, and there isn't much car parking, so it just makes sense. I rode through a bat-#### torrential rainstorm that flooded out a bike lane underpass in under half an hour. Wake up late at 7:47 AM for a midterm at 8 AM a mile away from my dorm? Hauled **** and made it in time on my Specialized.And then it got stolen, like every bike in Davis. And I realized it was futile to have a nice bike and I got a ####ty bike like everyone else.

I want to smell Bogart's hand.

Was at a concert, not much to smell, maybe tomorrow night.

I really loved the Rubberneck album. Didn't know this guy was still doing shows and stuff. PS, is that an Ovation he's playing?

 

[Britney Spears]

Am I the youngest guy in this thread?

I may have you beat. I'm pretty out of place in this thread. I'm just here to post drunk and laugh at cat pictures, mostly.

10/15/83

6/1/85 I'd like to think I represented my age pretty well at Coshole though. I didn't puke on anyone, at least.

Your the same age as my brother. he's out in AZ riding four wheelers in the desert, and I'm here in the Chicago burbs posting on a message board because my newborn is finAlly sleepingHe wins.

For some reason I thought you lived in Denver. Maybe I got you mixed up with Finless. I'm pretty bad at the internets.I'm going to Chicago for the first time next month to catch a Rangers/Cubs game at Wrigley. And to get really drunk and make an ### out of myself.

Lol don't thinkFinless is posting here anymore. When I used to be Boom King/Oh Yes! They wouldntlet me into a bar in wrigleyville after a game cuz the bouncer saw humping a parking meter

Can you please send me a print of that Robert Johnson painting?

 

[bentley]

I worked at the Seattle bike expo today in the Specialized booth. I feel pretty qualified to say that bike people really aren't cool in any way, shape or form.

I had a Specialized mountain bike as a freshmen in college. I loved that thing. At UCD, everybody rides a bike. The campus is massive, and there isn't much car parking, so it just makes sense. I rode through a bat-#### torrential rainstorm that flooded out a bike lane underpass in under half an hour. Wake up late at 7:47 AM for a midterm at 8 AM a mile away from my dorm? Hauled **** and made it in time on my Specialized.And then it got stolen, like every bike in Davis. And I realized it was futile to have a nice bike and I got a ####ty bike like everyone else.

I want to smell Bogart's hand.

Was at a concert, not much to smell, maybe tomorrow night.

Angrywife isn't much of a musician chaser but she would so give it up for that guy. We've seen him multiple times with Toadies, Burden Brothers and solo.

 

[Britney Spears]

Am I the youngest guy in this thread?

I may have you beat. I'm pretty out of place in this thread. I'm just here to post drunk and laugh at cat pictures, mostly.

10/15/83

6/1/85 I'd like to think I represented my age pretty well at Coshole though. I didn't puke on anyone, at least.

Your the same age as my brother. he's out in AZ riding four wheelers in the desert, and I'm here in the Chicago burbs posting on a message board because my newborn is finAlly sleepingHe wins.

For some reason I thought you lived in Denver. Maybe I got you mixed up with Finless. I'm pretty bad at the internets.I'm going to Chicago for the first time next month to catch a Rangers/Cubs game at Wrigley. And to get really drunk and make an ### out of myself.

Lol don't thinkFinless is posting here anymore. When I used to be Boom King/Oh Yes! They wouldntlet me into a bar in wrigleyville after a game cuz the bouncer saw humping a parking meter

Can you please send me a print of that Robert Johnson painting?

Or if you're drunk, just send the original.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Getting super Mormon-y in here.

Pining for a second wife?

Negatives outweight positives imo. And now Sister-in-laws stupid baby is awake.And we tried shotgunning beers earlier and now I have beer in my hair.

*cough*

 

[St. Louis Bob]

is it too early to start drinking? i woke up like 40 minutes ago after being up till about 8am.

All I needed to hear Bobby My link

Nice. I just spent a solid three hours on the phone with my GB. I miss her so.

 

[mr. furley]

Lara Logan... has she had work done up top?