GM's thread about nothing (26 Viewers)

[Good Posting Judge]

Tanner, I heard these guys and I think they might be up your alley.

 

[cosjobs]

This producer is staying here this week for sxsw.

My link

I like it.

 

[General Malaise]

7 hours later, taxes done.

Can you kill yourself in an electric oven or does it need to be gas?

 

[mr. furley]

my link

 

[bentley]

Apparently JR has outsmarted every baby gate in the house. He's only in his room upon threat of a beating if he comes downstairs again. Can't wait to see his smiling face at 3 a.m. tomorrow next to the bed.

 

[T Bell]

7 hours later, taxes done.

Can you kill yourself in an electric oven or does it need to be gas?

My answer.

 

[mr. furley]

CUADRANGULAR!!!1!111

 

[General Malaise]

Buddy of mine set up a porn filter for his computer at home so his kid couldn't/wouldn't watch porn (12 years old). My wife gets word of it, and asked him to set it up at our house. So great, now I get a "blocked domain" message whenever I try to go to, ah, alternative websites. For the love of christ. So my options are to get my porn from my tiny Samsung phone, or to ask my buddy how to get around the porn blocker so I can watch porn. Not really something I want to have to ask him how to do.#### it. I'm going to bed.

Go old school and get some Hustlers? Remember the days when pics of nude women were a valuable commodity.

My lean years in middle school consisted of scrambled porn on the playboy channel (Look! I think that was a boob!). Every once in a while a neighborhood kid would get a hold of a mag - we had a spot in the woods where we buried our stash.

I'm sure I've mentioned this before, my buddies and I would comb the neighborhood allies looking for dirty magazines. I think we stumbled upon one by accident one day and then spent several more years thinking it would be easy to find more. It wasn't, but that didn't slow us down. When we did find one, we'd all huddle around, get to the money shots and then say "EWWW, GROSS!..........Go to the next one, go to the next one!!!!" I miss getting a Playboy. Internet pron has changed us forever.Oh, SweetJ...I've got like 4-5 gmail accounts that are nothing but warehouses of old Forrestmails. I can give you the log in/password in for them and you'll have 3-4 years of backlogged pron stored there. I don't think that's traceable, but what do I know? Videos, powerpoints, pdfs...should be enough to tide you over. Password for any old forrest mail/gmail? "fartbarf"

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Tanner, I heard these guys and I think they might be up your alley.

Those "gentlemen" are a favorite amongst my cool/goth/FU-world students.

 

[Britney Spears]

7 hours later, taxes done.Can you kill yourself in an electric oven or does it need to be gas?

Consciously procrastinating on this. Hate it.

 

[proninja]

7 hours later, taxes done.Can you kill yourself in an electric oven or does it need to be gas?

Consciously procrastinating on this. Hate it.

At some point in time I'm going to have to not ski on a day off so I can do my taxes, and I'm really not looking forward to that

 

[Britney Spears]

7 hours later, taxes done.Can you kill yourself in an electric oven or does it need to be gas?

Consciously procrastinating on this. Hate it.

At some point in time I'm going to have to not ski on a day off so I can do my taxes, and I'm really not looking forward to that

At least I don't have a lot of money so things are fairly straight forward. Still hate it though.

 

[proninja]

7 hours later, taxes done.Can you kill yourself in an electric oven or does it need to be gas?

Consciously procrastinating on this. Hate it.

At some point in time I'm going to have to not ski on a day off so I can do my taxes, and I'm really not looking forward to that

At least I don't have a lot of money so things are fairly straight forward. Still hate it though.

My wife is self employed and doesn't pay quarterlies.

 

[General Malaise]

7 hours later, taxes done.Can you kill yourself in an electric oven or does it need to be gas?

Consciously procrastinating on this. Hate it.

Yeah, I'm going back to my accountant next year. Signed,Guy who can't do netflix

 

[General Malaise]

7 hours later, taxes done.Can you kill yourself in an electric oven or does it need to be gas?

Consciously procrastinating on this. Hate it.

At some point in time I'm going to have to not ski on a day off so I can do my taxes, and I'm really not looking forward to that

At least I don't have a lot of money so things are fairly straight forward. Still hate it though.

My wife is self employed and doesn't pay quarterlies.

Depreciation schedules are neat.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Congrats Homer on your latest business!

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Tanner, I heard these guys and I think they might be up your alley.

Their most popular video has 19mm hits. I'd never heard of them until my cousin posted on FB that she was seeing them.There's a whole ####ty world out there that I'm just completely unaware of.

 

[Tremendous Upside]

Tanner, I heard these guys and I think they might be up your alley.

Sounds like one of those bands X likes

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Tanner, I heard these guys and I think they might be up your alley.

Very, very related: Pierce the Veil

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Tanner, I heard these guys and I think they might be up your alley.

Wait...what?

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Tanner, I heard these guys and I think they might be up your alley.

X loves Shinedown.

 

[Aerial Assault]

Doing taxes. Looks like GM beat me to it.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Just finished up mine.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Tanner, I heard these guys and I think they might be up your alley.

I'm a little lost here. You guys talking about ChemX?

 

[Tremendous Upside]

Tanner, I heard these guys and I think they might be up your alley.

Yeah, not the band

 

[General Malaise]

Is it me or is there a lot more bare boobs and viginas on youtube lately?

hold on. I'll check.

I'm gone for an hour confirming this (I may have confirmed it twice) and this place blows up?you people may need more youtube

Wait, is this true? Youtube is fully nude now?

 

[General Malaise]

Heading out on a date with "the non-reader" who just texted me that her cousin in Mexico "stole one of her poses" on the FB. Maybe this girl will like PB&J for dinner.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

I'll take some PM's re: youtube. TIA.

 

[General Malaise]

Motion to delete thread pages 2360-2361...It's like watching a Battle Royal with nothing but good guys.

 

[shuke]

Congrats Homer on your latest business!

Wow

 

[shuke]

E-filed federal with Turbotax and Ohio has a free e-file. Finished last Saturday. Refunds deposited in my account yesterday.

 

[shuke]

Tanner, I heard these guys and I think they might be up your alley.

Do you remember when you posted a video of some band, they were like hardcore metal but at one point near the end of the song it change to some other style, like hip hop or something? I think they were at a farmhouse. They all had long bangs covering their faces, and I think they were playing their instruments sitting down.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Tanner, I heard these guys and I think they might be up your alley.

 

[shuke]

Tanner, I heard these guys and I think they might be up your alley.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Tanner, I heard these guys and I think they might be up your alley.

 

[T Bell]

E-filed federal with Turbotax and Ohio has a free e-file. Finished last Saturday. Refunds deposited in my account yesterday.

F USeriously.

 

[bentley]

Tanner, I heard these guys and I think they might be up your alley.

That video made my night.

 

[General Malaise]

I have some massive knots in my back now and limited range of motion no matter which way I look. I'm getting a massage later, but seriously need to find a chiropractor at some point here.

No you don't.

Here we go!

My sister goes to a Chiropractor. Or did. She swore by this woman. Said she cured her and her children of every and all illnesses they ever had and even things they didn't have. Said she'd never trust a 'regular' doctor ever again. Which begged the question: If she was so incredible, why did she have to see her so frequently? Seems pretty scammy to me.

 

[T Bell]

I have some massive knots in my back now and limited range of motion no matter which way I look. I'm getting a massage later, but seriously need to find a chiropractor at some point here.

No you don't.

Here we go!

My sister goes to a Chiropractor. Or did. She swore by this woman. Said she cured her and her children of every and all illnesses they ever had and even things they didn't have. Said she'd never trust a 'regular' doctor ever again. Which begged the question: If she was so incredible, why did she have to see her so frequently? Seems pretty scammy to me.

Why do you hate preventative medicine?

 

[General Malaise]

It occurs to me that I'm getting to drunk to make it to the end of the rockets game that hasn't started yet. Been looking toward to this all day and I'm ruining it. !!!

Already made one trip to the recycle bin to redue the number of bottles by the sink in the morning.

I do this.

 

[shuke]

E-filed federal with Turbotax and Ohio has a free e-file. Finished last Saturday. Refunds deposited in my account yesterday.

F USeriously.

Really? #### me because I overpaid all year long?

 

[T Bell]

E-filed federal with Turbotax and Ohio has a free e-file. Finished last Saturday. Refunds deposited in my account yesterday.

F USeriously.

Really? #### me because I overpaid all year long?

No, #### me because I underpaid.

 

[kevzilla]

Got my refund 2/25, using part of it for my Vegas Stimulus package.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

7 hours later, taxes done.Can you kill yourself in an electric oven or does it need to be gas?

Consciously procrastinating on this. Hate it.

At some point in time I'm going to have to not ski on a day off so I can do my taxes, and I'm really not looking forward to that

At least I don't have a lot of money so things are fairly straight forward. Still hate it though.

My wife is self employed and doesn't pay quarterlies.

Oh dear god.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Tanner, I heard these guys and I think they might be up your alley.

And Sevendust.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Tanner, I heard these guys and I think they might be up your alley.

Rules, but I was really hoping for hip hop.

 

[General Malaise]

bostonfred always brings combo of funny and smart that I wish to read, though.

really? smart on occasion. funny pretty rare. Halley's comet and Earf cross paths more frequently than funny bf and smart bf.

Schtick? Fred's very funny. I think they call it a 'dry funny' but man...it'll sneak up on you. The "My wife's not right some of the time" thread is hilarious.

 

[T Bell]

Tanner, I heard these guys and I think they might be up your alley.

No ####. That was hilarious. Can you imagine the lead "singer" asking you to pass him the butter?

 

[General Malaise]

Heading out on a date with "the non-reader" who just texted me that her cousin in Mexico "stole one of her poses" on the FB.

Maybe this girl will like PB&J for dinner.

OK, I figured out last night, that right now, this is exactly the kind of girl that I need to be dating right now. I don't have to think or even really try hard. Open the car door, suggest the restaurant, and I'm suddenly the greatest guy ever. I did teach her how to use chopsticks last night, so I have that going for me.What is new for me, is I have never dated a drinker before. Got a text this morning, "I'm only in my bra right now. Guess I couldn't find my pjs last night."

Yeah, I can work with this for a while.

I've only dated drinkers.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

bf not funny? C'mon.

He's pretentious as hell. Maybe that's the problem.