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I've only dated drinkers.'Bogart said:
The only (possible) exception was a woman who I dated for a short while who I'm convinced was a recovering alcoholic. Had I continued with her I would have asked her outright.
That's a martin.
Yeah...I uh, um. Hmmmm. I've noticed a dearth of humor in the bike community here. My fellow cyclists that take the train with me in the morning make the Quaker Oats guy look like Artie Lange. I took my bike into the shop last week for a new tube and ended up spending 30 minutes with the manager who was aghast that I didn't know what a 'tube' was or how I would replace one on my commute home. Nice guy who spent half an hour educating me on bike maintenance, but my god...not ONE of my jokes hit the mark. Shouldn't grown men on bikes be a bit more...sanguine?
I claimed you on my taxes this year. Play along, please.6/1/85
I think I've posted this before, but my uncle "had" three "kids" in the 70's who all "died" later on.I claimed you on my taxes this year. Play along, please.6/1/85
I claimed you on my taxes this year. Play along, please.6/1/85
I'll be moving in this summer. Looking forward to soaking up some more drunken GM wisdom. 
2, 3 >>>>>>>>> 1
I think I've posted this before, but my uncle "had" three "kids" in the 70's who all "died" later on.I claimed you on my taxes this year. Play along, please.6/1/85
My ex-wife and I split our boys up for tax purposes. We both get one. This is the first year since my divorce that I've been able to claim two kids. Well, three counting Chase.
There are girls who don't drink?I've only dated drinkers.'Bogart said:
Pregnant ones? Most pregnant ones?There are girls who don't drink?I've only dated drinkers.'Bogart said:
Yet, GB. Don't drink yet.There are girls who don't drink?I've only dated drinkers.'Bogart said:
I've been lost in there for a half hour.
Yet, GB. Don't drink yet.There are girls who don't drink?I've only dated drinkers.'Bogart said:
Did you see the one of shuke hanging beer bottles from his nipples?I've been lost in there for a half hour.
The caption was "Ever notice that Grampa Joe had coke nails?This one blew my brain out of my nostril.
Yes. Yes it is.
I believe this counts as missionary work.
Guys who ride road bikes take themselves way too seriously, as a general rule. The MTB community is way different and a lot more awesome. Not all road bikers are #######s, but all the #######s that come into my shop are road bikers.Yeah...I uh, um. Hmmmm. I've noticed a dearth of humor in the bike community here. My fellow cyclists that take the train with me in the morning make the Quaker Oats guy look like Artie Lange. I took my bike into the shop last week for a new tube and ended up spending 30 minutes with the manager who was aghast that I didn't know what a 'tube' was or how I would replace one on my commute home. Nice guy who spent half an hour educating me on bike maintenance, but my god...not ONE of my jokes hit the mark. Shouldn't grown men on bikes be a bit more...sanguine?
I've found that a lot of "serious" bike riders are fairly douchey. They're the first to complain about motorists not "sharing the road" yet they have no problem violating traffic laws when it suits them.Around here we have one very long bike trail (not bike lane but a a designated path off of the road that runs along the river). The trail is for pretty much everybody including joggers. Families with little kids ride there. It is also not very wide. There is a constant stream of Breaking Away dudes that think it is their own personal Daytona.Guys who ride road bikes take themselves way too seriously, as a general rule. The MTB community is way different and a lot more awesome. Not all road bikers are #######s, but all the #######s that come into my shop are road bikers.Yeah...I uh, um. Hmmmm. I've noticed a dearth of humor in the bike community here. My fellow cyclists that take the train with me in the morning make the Quaker Oats guy look like Artie Lange. I took my bike into the shop last week for a new tube and ended up spending 30 minutes with the manager who was aghast that I didn't know what a 'tube' was or how I would replace one on my commute home. Nice guy who spent half an hour educating me on bike maintenance, but my god...not ONE of my jokes hit the mark. Shouldn't grown men on bikes be a bit more...sanguine?
And yet no poon was snatched in either one of these stories. If you guys want stories about somebody not getting laid I'm like Stephen King over here.
Zooks, you didn't open the car door for her? Kids these days. I'm also sorry to hear about strange women send you pics of themselves in their bra and panties while I've been banging the same piece of ### for decades.
The car door: was going to get out and open it for her, but I was double parked on Commonwealth Ave with traffic zooming by my door so I couldn't get out. I did reach over and open it from the inside, does that count for anything?As for me getting bra and panty pics from strange women and you banging the same piece of Pepper for decades....... wanna trade?
Maybe?The car door: was going to get out and open it for her, but I was double parked on Commonwealth Ave with traffic zooming by my door so I couldn't get out. I did reach over and open it from the inside, does that count for anything?As for me getting bra and panty pics from strange women and you banging the same piece of Pepper for decades....... wanna trade?
It doesn't already?
Yeah but at least he got, oh yeah, never mind.
We will be in San Antonio weekend after next for Toadies/Gary Clark Jr. Can I get an extra ticket for Angrywife?
Sometimes I think we would all be better off without Internet.This probably isn't one of those times.
That sucks, but Boston is expensive. Good luck GB Zooks... I think you have to see what's there with Boston girl. Any chance she'd take the train out to your hood?
Should I be the buzzkill that comes out of lurking to argue that Zooks probably shouldn't mindscrew a desperate 39 year old (Tick Tock!) single mom with a 3 year old?Okay, I'll shut up now real good and sprint back to Lurkerville.
