GM's thread about nothing (90 Viewers)

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Clever (PM YSR if you don't get it)

 

[Josie Maran]

Awesome.

 

[Hawks64]

I'll take some PM's re: youtube. TIA.

 

[Raider Nation]

Do I have any recourse after getting burned on an eBay purchase?

I bought a second phone for work for $150. The phone doesn't power up when it arrives. Battery is completely dead, and it's not a normal battery, so I ask him to send me another one. He does, and the phone works fine. For one day. The phone died, and even the guys at Sprint can't get it to turn on again.

The seller had a 14-day money back guarantee. I had the phone for just over a week. I've messaged him three days in a row now, looking for a refund. Shockingly, no reply. My next step is a more Serious Business email, then try to settle it through eBay's resolution center (usually fruitless), then I will file a fraud report with PayPal, claiming that he knew he was selling me a crap product. That has worked in the past.

Failing all of that, I was thinking of being the high bidder on all of his items for the next month, then never reply when he's looking for payment. (He sells a TON of stuff). If the only penalty is having my eBay account nuked, I'll take it. But if he took the time to sue me, would I legally be on the hook for all the items?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Great stuff flowing through the interwebs today.

Somebody makes a gif of girls grooving on Skrillex (Electronic 'musician' and DJ for you old farts) My link

Somebody else decides to provide dirty/hilarious subtitles for said gif My link2

I fake a coughing fit.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

A client just called me and when I answered I simultaneously said "hello" and burped. It came out of nowhere.

 

[Leroy Hoard]

SLB = St. Louis Burpo

 

[Good Posting Judge]

A client just called me and when I answered I simultaneously said "hello" and burped. It came out of nowhere.

Sometimes little GPJ will belch mid-sentence, and the finish her sentence. Never gets old.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

SLB = St. Louis Burpo

A client just called me and when I answered I simultaneously said "hello" and burped. It came out of nowhere.

Sometimes little GPJ will belch mid-sentence, and the finish her sentence. Never gets old.

She also laughed hysterically at me.

 

[T Bell]

For those of you who like WWII history, I thought this BBC documentary was a cool take on the Germans' versus the allies' approach to the fighting. It looks at it from a design vs. manufacturing standpoint.

 

[Bogart]

Went on a double date last night with Non-Reader and my cousin and his GF, the couple that introduced N-R and I.

Went and saw Silver Linings Playbook (holy #### is Jennifer Lawrence so insanely hot in the movie). For those that haven't seen the movie, while there are many comical moments in the movie, there are many more uneasy/tense/dramatic moments touching on some raw emotion. Didn't matter with N-R, she insanely laughed at all of them. At first, I thought it was just a reaction to something uneasy she was feeling and just laughing to cover it up, then it was clear I was giving her too much credit. On the ride home, she asked if I liked the movie, why I liked the movie, and how I would define the type of movie that was.

After a thought out response on my part, she silently looks ahead and says, "We should have seen The Last Exorcism."

I don't care, I'm asking her out again. She's cute and she later texted me, "I'm sorry I stole some of your fries at dinner. I really should be spanked."

 

[Good Posting Judge]

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Went on a double date last night with Non-Reader and my cousin and his GF, the couple that introduced N-R and I.Went and saw Silver Linings Playbook (holy #### is Jennifer Lawrence so insanely hot in the movie). For those that haven't seen the movie, while there are many comical moments in the movie, there are many more uneasy/tense/dramatic moments touching on some raw emotion. Didn't matter with N-R, she insanely laughed at all of them. At first, I thought it was just a reaction to something uneasy she was feeling and just laughing to cover it up, then it was clear I was giving her too much credit. On the ride home, she asked if I liked the movie, why I liked the movie, and how I would define the type of movie that was.After a thought out response on my part, she silently looks ahead and says, "We should have seen The Last Exorcism." I don't care, I'm asking her out again. She's cute and she later texted me, "I'm sorry I stole some of your fries at dinner. I really should be spanked."

Dude...I feel for you here. Talk about being torn.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

For those of you who like WWII history, I thought this BBC documentary was a cool take on the Germans' versus the allies' approach to the fighting. It looks at it from a design vs. manufacturing standpoint.

Will watch later.

Went on a double date last night with Non-Reader and my cousin and his GF, the couple that introduced N-R and I.

Went and saw Silver Linings Playbook (holy #### is Jennifer Lawrence so insanely hot in the movie). For those that haven't seen the movie, while there are many comical moments in the movie, there are many more uneasy/tense/dramatic moments touching on some raw emotion. Didn't matter with N-R, she insanely laughed at all of them. At first, I thought it was just a reaction to something uneasy she was feeling and just laughing to cover it up,

I had the same reaction to Lincoln.

 

[heckmanm]

Clever (PM YSR if you don't get it)

, dormivi

 

[mr roboto]

Went on a double date last night with Non-Reader and my cousin and his GF, the couple that introduced N-R and I.Went and saw Silver Linings Playbook (holy #### is Jennifer Lawrence so insanely hot in the movie). For those that haven't seen the movie, while there are many comical moments in the movie, there are many more uneasy/tense/dramatic moments touching on some raw emotion. Didn't matter with N-R, she insanely laughed at all of them. At first, I thought it was just a reaction to something uneasy she was feeling and just laughing to cover it up, then it was clear I was giving her too much credit. On the ride home, she asked if I liked the movie, why I liked the movie, and how I would define the type of movie that was.After a thought out response on my part, she silently looks ahead and says, "We should have seen The Last Exorcism." I don't care, I'm asking her out again. She's cute and she later texted me, "I'm sorry I stole some of your fries at dinner. I really should be spanked."

:livingvicariouslythroughinternetpeople:

 

[Crazy Canuck]

Clever (PM YSR if you don't get it)

Strippers who advertise in Latin? Where is this place, book nerd heaven?

 

[St. Louis Bob]

We had dinner here Saturday night. The food was awesome but my favorite part was when the chef flipped a shrimp behind his back and it went down the shirt of a gal at another table. Only one other guy at our table even noticed. I haven't laughed that hard in a long time. She was completely shuked about where that shrimp came from.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

We had dinner here Saturday night. The food was awesome but my favorite part was when the chef flipped a shrimp behind his back and it went down the shirt of a gal at another table. Only one other guy at our table even noticed. I haven't laughed that hard in a long time. She was completely shuked about where that shrimp came from.

Is this the place where your friends paid TWO RACKS for dinner? And they throw food at you?

 

[Crazy Canuck]

Great stuff flowing through the interwebs today.

Somebody makes a gif of girls grooving on Skrillex (Electronic 'musician' and DJ for you old farts) My link

Somebody else decides to provide dirty/hilarious subtitles for said gif My link2

I fake a coughing fit.

Went on a double date last night with Non-Reader and my cousin and his GF, the couple that introduced N-R and I.

Went and saw Silver Linings Playbook (holy #### is Jennifer Lawrence so insanely hot in the movie). For those that haven't seen the movie, while there are many comical moments in the movie, there are many more uneasy/tense/dramatic moments touching on some raw emotion. Didn't matter with N-R, she insanely laughed at all of them. At first, I thought it was just a reaction to something uneasy she was feeling and just laughing to cover it up, then it was clear I was giving her too much credit. On the ride home, she asked if I liked the movie, why I liked the movie, and how I would define the type of movie that was.

After a thought out response on my part, she silently looks ahead and says, "We should have seen The Last Exorcism."

I don't care, I'm asking her out again. She's cute and she later texted me, "I'm sorry I stole some of your fries at dinner. I really should be spanked."

This woman is inciting a civil war between your two heads. I'm going to need a pic here to judge if this is worth it. Not reading is one thing, but this woman is approaching Destiney levels of stupid.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

We had dinner here Saturday night. The food was awesome but my favorite part was when the chef flipped a shrimp behind his back and it went down the shirt of a gal at another table. Only one other guy at our table even noticed. I haven't laughed that hard in a long time. She was completely shuked about where that shrimp came from.

Is this the place where your friends paid TWO RACKS for dinner? And they throw food at you?

Oh come on, you've never been to one of these joints?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

We had dinner here Saturday night. The food was awesome but my favorite part was when the chef flipped a shrimp behind his back and it went down the shirt of a gal at another table. Only one other guy at our table even noticed. I haven't laughed that hard in a long time. She was completely shuked about where that shrimp came from.

Is this the place where your friends paid TWO RACKS for dinner? And they throw food at you?

Oh come on, you've never been to one of these joints?

Actually...no. I'm not a fan of Japanese food. I also believe that cooks should stay in the kitchen with the other riff-raff.

 

[BigJohn]

We had dinner here Saturday night. The food was awesome but my favorite part was when the chef flipped a shrimp behind his back and it went down the shirt of a gal at another table. Only one other guy at our table even noticed. I haven't laughed that hard in a long time. She was completely shuked about where that shrimp came from.

Is this the place where your friends paid TWO RACKS for dinner? And they throw food at you?

Oh come on, you've never been to one of these joints?

Was it intentional? The ninjas at our place here flip it up into their hats and then will flip it into your mouth.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

We had dinner here Saturday night. The food was awesome but my favorite part was when the chef flipped a shrimp behind his back and it went down the shirt of a gal at another table. Only one other guy at our table even noticed. I haven't laughed that hard in a long time. She was completely shuked about where that shrimp came from.

Is this the place where your friends paid TWO RACKS for dinner? And they throw food at you?

Oh come on, you've never been to one of these joints?

Actually...no. I'm not a fan of Japanese food. I also believe that cooks should stay in the kitchen with the other riff-raff.

For an appetizers we miso soup (that was spectacular) fried calamari, crab cakes, coconut shrimp and asparagus wrapped tenderloin. For dinner we had a salad,fried noodles, fried rice, grilled vegetables, steak, shrimp and lobster. That doesn't sound good to you?

We had dinner here Saturday night. The food was awesome but my favorite part was when the chef flipped a shrimp behind his back and it went down the shirt of a gal at another table. Only one other guy at our table even noticed. I haven't laughed that hard in a long time. She was completely shuked about where that shrimp came from.

Is this the place where your friends paid TWO RACKS for dinner? And they throw food at you?

Oh come on, you've never been to one of these joints?

Was it intentional? The ninjas at our place here flip it up into their hats and then will flip it into your mouth.

I honestly don't know. He was flipping shrimp into people's mouths then did this little fake out move. It was ####### hilarious.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

For an appetizers we miso soup (that was spectacular) fried calamari, crab cakes, coconut shrimp and asparagus wrapped tenderloin. For dinner we had a salad,fried noodles, fried rice, grilled vegetables, steak, shrimp and lobster. That doesn't sound good to you?

That part does.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

For an appetizers we miso soup (that was spectacular) fried calamari, crab cakes, coconut shrimp and asparagus wrapped tenderloin. For dinner we had a salad,fried noodles, fried rice, grilled vegetables, steak, shrimp and lobster. That doesn't sound good to you?

That part does.

How many bowls do you need to make a PB&J sandwich?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

For an appetizers we miso soup (that was spectacular) fried calamari, crab cakes, coconut shrimp and asparagus wrapped tenderloin. For dinner we had a salad,fried noodles, fried rice, grilled vegetables, steak, shrimp and lobster. That doesn't sound good to you?

That part does.

How many bowls do you need to make a PB&J sandwich?

Zero. And you weren't questioning my food tastes when I was planting the flag on Mount Suribachi.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

For an appetizers we miso soup (that was spectacular) fried calamari, crab cakes, coconut shrimp and asparagus wrapped tenderloin. For dinner we had a salad,fried noodles, fried rice, grilled vegetables, steak, shrimp and lobster. That doesn't sound good to you?

That part does.

How many bowls do you need to make a PB&J sandwich?

Zero.

And you weren't questioning my food tastes when I was planting the flag on Mount Suribachi.

 

[General Malaise]

Great stuff flowing through the interwebs today.

Somebody makes a gif of girls grooving on Skrillex (Electronic 'musician' and DJ for you old farts) My link

Somebody else decides to provide dirty/hilarious subtitles for said gif My link2

I fake a coughing fit.

How could anybody not like this guy?

 

[General Malaise]

We had dinner here Saturday night. The food was awesome but my favorite part was when the chef flipped a shrimp behind his back and it went down the shirt of a gal at another table. Only one other guy at our table even noticed. I haven't laughed that hard in a long time. She was completely shuked about where that shrimp came from.

Is this the place where your friends paid TWO RACKS for dinner? And they throw food at you?

Oh come on, you've never been to one of these joints?

Was it intentional? The ninjas at our place here flip it up into their hats and then will flip it into your mouth.

Japanese 7-up joke?

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I found out some friends of ours are getting as divorce. I'm freaking shocked by this. They have 3 kids and I think have been married for 15 years or so. They have been together for so long it's hard to imagine them being apart. Their house is actually on my walking route so I go by it pretty much every day. Oh and he more than out kicked his coverage as she is SMOKING hot. She once invited me to go into the bathroom with her at a bar. She pulled her panties down, straddle the toilet the opposite way, started going pee and then cut lines for us which we promptly did. It was neato torpedo.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I found out some friends of ours are getting as divorce. I'm freaking shocked by this. They have 3 kids and I think have been married for 15 years or so. They have been together for so long it's hard to imagine them being apart. Their house is actually on my walking route so I go by it pretty much every day. Oh and he more than out kicked his coverage as she is SMOKING hot. She once invited me to go into the bathroom with her at a bar. She pulled her panties down, straddle the toilet the opposite way, started going pee and then cut lines for us which we promptly did. It was neato torpedo.

And you're shocked that her marriage wasn't rock solid?

 

[Bob Sacamano]

I started to think that I shouldn't get too excited because the chances of this working out are probably slim. She lives an hour away

Unless you mean by plane, I don't follow. I get the kid complications, but you're going to have that with any woman. Why is an hour a big deal? Many of us drive that to work every morning, with minimal hope for sex before (or after ) the hour drive back. If anything, I'd think this "negative" should bring you back to the interest level you should be showing with her. Keep seeing her when you can without walking around with a hot poker in your shorts. If things go really well and you eventually decide she's good for something besides providing naked pics that you pass around to your close, personal ifriends who take the time to support you in your time of need, THEN you can figure out how to navigate the long-term speedbump that is an hour of geography. 'Cause if you're good together, then maybe her life won't be in the city anymore. And if it is, well, maybe you wasted a whole bunch of time suffering through some sheet soakings with a sexy, sophisticated, and beautiful woman. I'm sure you can search to find a silver lining in that somewhere. Eventually.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I found out some friends of ours are getting as divorce. I'm freaking shocked by this. They have 3 kids and I think have been married for 15 years or so. They have been together for so long it's hard to imagine them being apart. Their house is actually on my walking route so I go by it pretty much every day. Oh and he more than out kicked his coverage as she is SMOKING hot. She once invited me to go into the bathroom with her at a bar. She pulled her panties down, straddle the toilet the opposite way, started going pee and then cut lines for us which we promptly did. It was neato torpedo.

And your shocked that her marriage wasn't rock solid?

Her husband, my GB, can be a pretty big dickmitten. This story is about 10 years old at least. She's still hot now though. For an old women.

 

[Gadzooks]

I started to think that I shouldn't get too excited because the chances of this working out are probably slim. She lives an hour away

Unless you mean by plane, I don't follow. I get the kid complications, but you're going to have that with any woman. Why is an hour a big deal? Many of us drive that to work every morning, with minimal hope for sex before (or after ) the hour drive back. If anything, I'd think this "negative" should bring you back to the interest level you should be showing with her. Keep seeing her when you can without walking around with a hot poker in your shorts. If things go really well and you eventually decide she's good for something besides providing naked pics that you pass around to your close, personal ifriends who take the time to support you in your time of need, THEN you can figure out how to navigate the long-term speedbump that is an hour of geography. 'Cause if you're good together, then maybe her life won't be in the city anymore. And if it is, well, maybe you wasted a whole bunch of time suffering through some sheet soakings with a sexy, sophisticated, and beautiful woman. I'm sure you can search to find a silver lining in that somewhere. Eventually.

Well look at you giving a thoughtful and helpful response. This settles it, I'm asking her out again for this weekend. If it works out you can be my best man. However, if anything should happen to our GB SLB, I'm dropping BostonGirl and I'm full speed ahead on the PEPPER EXPRESS!!!!!

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

(AP) DALLAS, Tx: An eager crowd awaits Disco Stu's visit to the North Park Center mall ...

 

[Bob Sacamano]

(AP) DALLAS, Tx: An eager crowd awaits Disco Stu's visit to the North Park Center mall ...

 

[St. Louis Bob]

(AP) DALLAS, Tx: An eager crowd awaits Disco Stu's visit to the North Park Center mall ...

 

[Gadzooks]

Zooks, I love you.

But I need you to start banging The Soulmate ASAP. Daily updates, including text screenshots, will be expected.

but still go out again with BostonGirl

Should I be the buzzkill that comes out of lurking to argue that Zooks probably shouldn't mindscrew a desperate 39 year old (Tick Tock!) single mom with a 3 year old?Okay, I'll shut up now real good and sprint back to Lurkerville.

It's like you're the angel on one shoulder and Homer is devil on the shoulder. Now that I feel bad, I guess I won't pursue anything further with BizarreGirl. Besides, I sent her pic and crazy texts to Homer and his response was: "OMG dude. Even for shtick value, it ain't worth it. Run away!!!"Btw.. the Yinka Dare line in your sig always makes me giggle.

 

[UniAlias]

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Happy Baby Mall Crawl to benefit the Fashion Challenged?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

BTW: There are some really clueless SOB's in the pronstars without make-up thread.

 

[Thorn]

BTW: There are some really clueless SOB's in the pronstars without make-up thread.

and you're surprised by that?

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Zooks, I love you.

But I need you to start banging The Soulmate ASAP. Daily updates, including text screenshots, will be expected.

but still go out again with BostonGirl

Should I be the buzzkill that comes out of lurking to argue that Zooks probably shouldn't mindscrew a desperate 39 year old (Tick Tock!) single mom with a 3 year old?Okay, I'll shut up now real good and sprint back to Lurkerville.

It's like you're the angel on one shoulder and Homer is devil on the shoulder. Now that I feel bad, I guess I won't pursue anything further with BizarreGirl. Besides, I sent her pic and crazy texts to Homer and his response was: "OMG dude. Even for shtick value, it ain't worth it. Run away!!!"Btw.. the Yinka Dare line in your sig always makes me giggle.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

BTW: There are some really clueless SOB's in the pronstars without make-up thread.

and you're surprised by that?

True

 

[Bogart]

I found out some friends of ours are getting as divorce. I'm freaking shocked by this. They have 3 kids and I think have been married for 15 years or so. They have been together for so long it's hard to imagine them being apart. Their house is actually on my walking route so I go by it pretty much every day. Oh and he more than out kicked his coverage as she is SMOKING hot. She once invited me to go into the bathroom with her at a bar. She pulled her panties down, straddle the toilet the opposite way, started going pee and then cut lines for us which we promptly did. It was neato torpedo.

Just when I think I can't have a bigger mancrush on SLB....

 

[Bogart]

(AP) DALLAS, Tx: An eager crowd awaits Disco Stu's visit to the North Park Center mall ...

 

[kevzilla]

(AP) DALLAS, Tx: An eager crowd awaits Disco Stu's visit to the North Park Center mall ...

There's a couple of dudes in there.

 

[kevzilla]

File these questions and stories under the GMTAN sub thread "Assistant Poon-Snatching Coach's Forum":

And yet no poon was snatched in either one of these stories. If you guys want stories about somebody not getting laid I'm like Stephen King over here.

In that case, I'm Isaac freaking Asimov.

 

[Uwe Blab]

Zooks, I love you.

But I need you to start banging The Soulmate ASAP. Daily updates, including text screenshots, will be expected.

but still go out again with BostonGirl

Should I be the buzzkill that comes out of lurking to argue that Zooks probably shouldn't mindscrew a desperate 39 year old (Tick Tock!) single mom with a 3 year old?Okay, I'll shut up now real good and sprint back to Lurkerville.

It's like you're the angel on one shoulder and Homer is devil on the shoulder. Now that I feel bad, I guess I won't pursue anything further with BizarreGirl. Besides, I sent her pic and crazy texts to Homer and his response was: "OMG dude. Even for shtick value, it ain't worth it. Run away!!!"Btw.. the Yinka Dare line in your sig always makes me giggle.

Can't wait to read the coming( )adventures with BostonGirl.Re: Several years after the Yinka Dare gauntlet was tossed I found out he had actually died way back in 2004. Bad taste to leave it?