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My mother's dead, you #####, so I've either got to watch porn with her corpse or watch my father on her corpse. Sick *******. I'd choose the first, get absolutely hammered, and then do a Mystery Science Theater 3000 on whatever the porn video was with my father.'Bogart said:
There are people who don't have direct deposit?I use it mainly to move $$$ from one account to another--for instance, I have an account in which I just deposit money for Julio to take out with the debit card we gave him. Don't use that account for anything else. So I write a check to "cash", take pictures of it, and there you go--Julio, Carmen and the rest can eat again without having to wait for my sorry ### to go to an ATM. I also occasionally have someone who wants to pay their rental amount by check rather than credit card.Also I occasionally get a small unexpected check for like $1.54 from my insurance company or something. Definitely not worth taking a trip to the bank for those.I don't use mobile banking because I have direct deposit. I don't have actually handle paper checks like some animal.There are people who don't use mobile banking? Other than Tanner and my Grandpa?
I don't use mobile banking because I have direct deposit. I don't have actually handle paper checks like some animal.There are people who don't use mobile banking? Other than Tanner and my Grandpa?
I know all of these words but this doesn't make any sense. Plus, cash will always be king.
we are talking about making a check deposit using your phone.I know all of these words but this doesn't make any sense. Plus, cash will always be king.
The only time I have checks is prior to the football pool. Other than that everything is direct deposited or cash transactions.we are talking about making a check deposit using your phone.I know all of these words but this doesn't make any sense. Plus, cash will always be king.
Well of course. I have special accounts like that for when I need to give the caretaker (his name is Jean-Philipe) of my Cayman Island condos some money.There are people who don't have direct deposit?I use it mainly to move $$$ from one account to another--for instance, I have an account in which I just deposit money for Julio to take out with the debit card we gave him. Don't use that account for anything else. So I write a check to "cash", take pictures of it, and there you go--Julio, Carmen and the rest can eat again without having to wait for my sorry ### to go to an ATM. I also occasionally have someone who wants to pay their rental amount by check rather than credit card.Also I occasionally get a small unexpected check for like $1.54 from my insurance company or something. Definitely not worth taking a trip to the bank for those.I don't use mobile banking because I have direct deposit. I don't have actually handle paper checks like some animal.There are people who don't use mobile banking? Other than Tanner and my Grandpa?
Are you the guy who builds cool stuff out of reclaimed lumber?
That doesn't answer my question, but I might be. Who's askin? You have some lumber go missin or something?
No. I've been buying some to work on though. I thought there was a guy with a similar name on here who did that kinda thing. Found a cool place in the city of Chicago that sells the stuff.Yes, it's 2 dumps btw.
Do what I do. Cash the checks and keep the money in a shoe box with a bunch of pics of your junk on top of it. That way you know she won't touch it.
As long as you didn't stand up,pull your drawers up over your butt and walk away, it counts as one dump.
This is correct.Unless you somehow end up in a Murtaugh-type situation and are forced to sit on the pot for 16 hours straight. Then, I'm sure there will be multiple dumps.
So I did my 8 miles this morning (hate this time of year when it doesn't start getting light until 7:15 or so) hurried home and got ready for work. I was in and out in about 30 minutes and that was with answering e-mails.
I head out and see a bunch of trash or something on the main drag right that you need to take to enter our subdivision. Now I just walked by there and this wasn't there. I immediately get pissed because these ####### rednecks are constantly throwing trash out their car windows.
As I get closer, something catches my eye....
I notice a pack of smoke, unopened. So I pull the car over and grab the two grocery bags and throw them in the back of my car. I just got them out and counted them, 50 packs of assorted smokes. All with Tennessee tax stamps.
HOLY. F###.
Here too. And no, I'm not giving you any money you damn dirty homeless!
This is funny, right?Just search your phone to see if your bank has a mobile app. One of the banks I use is a smaller local bank, and they have one.Does every bank do this? Mine is a local (12-ish) branches owned by zillionaires who swear they'll never sell out (There are people who don't use mobile banking? Other than Tanner and my Grandpa?). I guess I could ask THEM instead of you.....Just figured you probably owned THIS too :;
(I may be drinking heavily)
Yes. I was planning a whole series of Monty Burns jokes, but in light of her deceased kitty I decided to let it slide.This is funny, right?Just search your phone to see if your bank has a mobile app. One of the banks I use is a smaller local bank, and they have one.Does every bank do this? Mine is a local (12-ish) branches owned by zillionaires who swear they'll never sell out (There are people who don't use mobile banking? Other than Tanner and my Grandpa?
I could hear get wet when I told her I had read all the Game Of Thrones books..
Good for you, man.Looks like I am to Raleigh, NC in about 6 months. Nervous excitement. At the very least, at least I won't be one of those people that live in the same place their whole lives that Krista rags onTime to start working on the golf game I think.
Sign me up.
Well this was unexpected.
Not really. He was a pretty valued foreign policy adviser.
This seems cryptic. Do you mean either the weekend of 4/13 or 4/20?
No Tareytons? Weak.Do they still make them?So I did my 8 miles this morning (hate this time of year when it doesn't start getting light until 7:15 or so) hurried home and got ready for work. I was in and out in about 30 minutes and that was with answering e-mails.
I head out and see a bunch of trash or something on the main drag right that you need to take to enter our subdivision. Now I just walked by there and this wasn't there. I immediately get pissed because these ####### rednecks are constantly throwing trash out their car windows.
As I get closer, something catches my eye....
I notice a pack of smoke, unopened. So I pull the car over and grab the two grocery bags and throw them in the back of my car. I just got them out and counted them, 50 packs of assorted smokes. All with Tennessee tax stamps.
"They fell off the truck."So I did my 8 miles this morning (hate this time of year when it doesn't start getting light until 7:15 or so) hurried home and got ready for work. I was in and out in about 30 minutes and that was with answering e-mails.
I head out and see a bunch of trash or something on the main drag right that you need to take to enter our subdivision. Now I just walked by there and this wasn't there. I immediately get pissed because these ####### rednecks are constantly throwing trash out their car windows.
As I get closer, something catches my eye....
I notice a pack of smoke, unopened. So I pull the car over and grab the two grocery bags and throw them in the back of my car. I just got them out and counted them, 50 packs of assorted smokes. All with Tennessee tax stamps.
Yes. Although my boss is trying to get me to KY sooner. I really don't want to fly out there twice in a though.
My dad taught me to do that at a local tavern. He challenged me in an ice cube melting contest.
Can't do the 13th. Taking my son to the Reds game on 4/20, but it is a day game. I could possibly do that night, but the next day is my wife's and my anniversary.
Get out.
Backs away slowly
WHAT THE ####, MAN?
I played basketball all through hs then club teams in college. Played a lot, was a huge fan and then one day just stopped liking basketball... Have zero desire
I think my next local poker game will be 4/12. There's also a poker room at the new casino in town and there's plenty of stuff around town to keep us busy
Never speak of this again and you'll be ok.I played basketball all through hs then club teams in college. Played a lot, was a huge fan and then one day just stopped liking basketball... Have zero desire
Sorry, man. You deal with way too much ####.
