Binky The Doormat
Footballguy
Too bad - do a pick up and take home - provel, love it. Square cut dammit!
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Uruk-Hai
Footballguy
Bink, aren't you somewhere in the NOVA area? We've gotta down a few beers and listen to some Runt.
Uruk-Hai
Footballguy
Go wherever your hair leads, my brother
Binky The Doormat
Footballguy
Would love to make that happen. I am in Little Rock, Arkansas though ...
kevzilla
Footballguy
KSU made six field goals in the first half.
My iBuddies are meeting at The Flame for dinner, then we're taking over the $3 craps table. We run this town.
T Bell
Footballguy
If you left the money on the dresser I don't see why it's a problem.
strykerpks
Footballguy
Just tell him to man up and quit being such a wuss
bentley
Footballguy
That's why I volunteer to get all the beers/margaritas/food.I think I'm going to hit the BBQ cookoff around 9:00. 9:05 if AngryWife agrees to give it up.
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Abraham
Footballguy
Just texted you. Nephew is ducking up the program by vomiting and ####.
ScottNorwood
Footballcutie
I HAD THE SAME DREAM!
Crazy Canuck
Footballguy
Officer Pete Malloy
Footballguy
I'll pay attention when they hit the Super 8 maybe.
Officer Pete Malloy
Footballguy
Sorry to hear about all of the bad news, guys. Sucks.
Zooks: Don't pee on kids
Zooks: Don't pee on kids
Britney Spears
guest speaker
Awesome. Totally looking forward to this.
Britney Spears
guest speaker
That's a really cool crater picture. I can't seem to find a print of it online though : (
UOFI_316
Footballguy
Sorry to hear about all the bad luck that is happening to the Gmtaners lately. I think this is why this thread is great, we can all share our ####ty days and know that someone we have probably never actually met will make a joke about it and get a smile back on our face, or know that someone who is reading really does care about someone they have never actually met.
Plus we get to hear about Zooks trying to pee on little kids.
I may be several beers into my evening (and I can still spell correctly, look at me).
Plus we get to hear about Zooks trying to pee on little kids.
I may be several beers into my evening (and I can still spell correctly, look at me).
Britney Spears
guest speaker
Bob : (
shuke
Black Ice Skeptic
Sorry, bro. Hang in there.
shuke
Black Ice Skeptic
Leonard Cohen is ####ing awesome.Also, sorry your wife is having a hard time.
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shuke
Black Ice Skeptic
Decent start... the layout is clean and formatting is consistent. I would get rid of "references available upon request" and make all of the bullets begin with action verbs. Don't repeat your actions... You have "Organized..." twice and "Assisted..." twice. Rewrite these.I'd go even farther and say that "assisted" is a horrible verb to use. So is "served on".'Ignoramus said:
Crazy Canuck
Footballguy
Roden Crater is one of the coolest pieces of installation art, evah. Turrell has been working on it for over 30 years and it's still not complete. Visiting it is on my bucket list. Maybe when my son is around 8 we'll do a cross continent road trip where we hit as many MLB ballparks we can between NY and Arz, then end at the crater.That's a really cool crater picture. I can't seem to find a print of it online though : (
Crazy Canuck
Footballguy
How do I know I hit 40?
I'm doing my typical fun Saturday night -
1. Go out with family.
2. Come home with good take-out; eat while watching movie together.
2a. I begin drinking beers.
3. Flaming Bird goes to bed. The wife and I have enough energy left over for some sloppy sex.
4. Wife passes out because she's the one who gets up when the Flaming Bird gets up (between 6 and 8am).
5. I settle in with beers, get a good buzz, struggle to post in the GMTAN with proper spelting, and throw on some Lewis C.K. stand up on netflix.
Beers drank tonight -
1.
I'm doing my typical fun Saturday night -
1. Go out with family.
2. Come home with good take-out; eat while watching movie together.
2a. I begin drinking beers.
3. Flaming Bird goes to bed. The wife and I have enough energy left over for some sloppy sex.
4. Wife passes out because she's the one who gets up when the Flaming Bird gets up (between 6 and 8am).
5. I settle in with beers, get a good buzz, struggle to post in the GMTAN with proper spelting, and throw on some Lewis C.K. stand up on netflix.
Beers drank tonight -
1.
Britney Spears
guest speaker
Very cool IMO.Roden Crater is one of the coolest pieces of installation art, evah. Turrell has been working on it for over 30 years and it's still not complete. Visiting it is on my bucket list. Maybe when my son is around 8 we'll do a cross continent road trip where we hit as many MLB ballparks we can between NY and Arz, then end at the crater.That's a really cool crater picture. I can't seem to find a print of it online though : (
shuke
Black Ice Skeptic
Can you explain this thing to me?
Crazy Canuck
Footballguy
How do I know I hit 40?
I'm doing my typical fun Saturday night -
1. Go out with family.
2. Come home with good take-out; eat while watching movie together.
2a. I begin drinking beers.
3. Flaming Bird goes to bed. The wife and I have enough energy left over for some sloppy sex.
4. Wife passes out because she's the one who gets up when the Flaming Bird gets up (between 6 and 8am).
5. I settle in with beers, get a good buzz, struggle to post in the GMTAN with proper spelting, and throw on some Lewis C.K. stand up on netflix.
Beers drank tonight -
1. Three Lagunitas IPAs
2. Two Founders Centennial IPAs
3. Brooklyn Chocolate Stout
I'm aiming at hitting 160 lbs tomorrow morning.
I'm doing my typical fun Saturday night -
1. Go out with family.
2. Come home with good take-out; eat while watching movie together.
2a. I begin drinking beers.
3. Flaming Bird goes to bed. The wife and I have enough energy left over for some sloppy sex.
4. Wife passes out because she's the one who gets up when the Flaming Bird gets up (between 6 and 8am).
5. I settle in with beers, get a good buzz, struggle to post in the GMTAN with proper spelting, and throw on some Lewis C.K. stand up on netflix.
Beers drank tonight -
1. Three Lagunitas IPAs
2. Two Founders Centennial IPAs
3. Brooklyn Chocolate Stout
I'm aiming at hitting 160 lbs tomorrow morning.
T Bell
Footballguy
Even the chick I was nailing for a year NSA after my separation I laid with for 10-15 mins on average afterwards, and I had nothing to talk about with her.
Tremendous Upside
Footballguy
CC: Let's grab a beer when you are in NYC...
Officer Pete Malloy
Footballguy
She was an astronaut?
Crazy Canuck
Footballguy
Crazy Canuck
Footballguy
Sounds good, but let me get back to you. It's going to be me and the wife and it'll only be a day trip. Lunch and a beer isn't out of the question though. I'll pm you later in the week.
Aerial Assault
Footballguy
Awesome of you to go and offer your support, Bob. I've been to Maggie O'Brien's a time or two. Great place.
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Aerial Assault
Footballguy
Spy.
shuke
Black Ice Skeptic
You lost me.
bentley
Footballguy
Bob's a hell of a dude. T & P Bob.I'm drinking cheap wine at home since Abe's nephew decided to get the flu and my neighbor drank so much while fishing this afternoon that he passed out at 9 pm. No rodeo night out bbq for me.Someday I want to have a beer or 6 with the best thing to happen to the GMTAN, and yes that's you Bob.Thanks guys. Just got home. I've had WAY too many grown men crying in my arms lately. (Make your own jokes.) I think Dylan/Hendrix had it right. Life is but a joke. I hope with every fiber of my being that there is something better on the other side.I think I've told this story before but maybe not. Mrs. SLB didn't hear it until last night for the first time and she knows, well as much as she needs to, pretty much everything about me.When I was 13 I got this dream job at a baseball card store. I was in there all the time and I knew my ####, mostly, I wanted to make money. So he hired me on to help him out on a part time basis. Needless to say, there is a lot of down time in such an enterprise so we talked a lot. His outlook on life was that we are in hell now and the only way we get to move on was to be good otherwise you keep getting reborn into this world. Sort of Hinduism I guess. The place wasn't close to my house so my Mom had to drive me there. So when I got my license I would pop in from time-to-time to say hello. I stopped in when I was 17 to learn he died of a heart attack. This guy, Bill, wasn't overweight or anything in the least either. RIP brother Bill. More and more I think that he was right.At the very least, when I left my GB's were laughing. I can't even tell you what I said, I was on autopilot. At least they got to laugh today for a little while.:(
Abraham
Footballguy
Yeah, whole night went up in flames. If its any consolation my wife and in laws have taken said nephew to the emergency room and I'm fighting with my daughter over whether or not Minnie Mouse is actually "asleep" for the night. I had her convinced until she pulled out a DVD of the mouse. Argh. So I'm having my first experience trying to balance parenting and drinking. And I desperately need a cig so I've given up trying to get her to go to sleep in favor of distracting her so I can sneak outside. So, enjoy your wine!Bob's a hell of a dude. T & P Bob.I'm drinking cheap wine at home since Abe's nephew decided to get the flu and my neighbor drank so much while fishing this afternoon that he passed out at 9 pm. No rodeo night out bbq for me.Someday I want to have a beer or 6 with the best thing to happen to the GMTAN, and yes that's you Bob.Thanks guys. Just got home. I've had WAY too many grown men crying in my arms lately. (Make your own jokes.) I think Dylan/Hendrix had it right. Life is but a joke. I hope with every fiber of my being that there is something better on the other side.I think I've told this story before but maybe not. Mrs. SLB didn't hear it until last night for the first time and she knows, well as much as she needs to, pretty much everything about me.When I was 13 I got this dream job at a baseball card store. I was in there all the time and I knew my ####, mostly, I wanted to make money. So he hired me on to help him out on a part time basis. Needless to say, there is a lot of down time in such an enterprise so we talked a lot. His outlook on life was that we are in hell now and the only way we get to move on was to be good otherwise you keep getting reborn into this world. Sort of Hinduism I guess. The place wasn't close to my house so my Mom had to drive me there. So when I got my license I would pop in from time-to-time to say hello. I stopped in when I was 17 to learn he died of a heart attack. This guy, Bill, wasn't overweight or anything in the least either. RIP brother Bill. More and more I think that he was right.At the very least, when I left my GB's were laughing. I can't even tell you what I said, I was on autopilot. At least they got to laugh today for a little while.
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bentley
Footballguy
No worries Abe. I understand.
Not sure that I understand the balance part. Drinking usually makes parenting more tolerable. JR just woke up screaming about his leg hurting because he fell asleep with it all twisted. Were I sober, I might have found that irritating but alcohol means that I really don't care so I just dealt with it.
Not sure that I understand the balance part. Drinking usually makes parenting more tolerable. JR just woke up screaming about his leg hurting because he fell asleep with it all twisted. Were I sober, I might have found that irritating but alcohol means that I really don't care so I just dealt with it.
Abraham
Footballguy
I'm just worried about my exhausted and stressed wife coming back to find me passed out drink with our kid running around.
Officer Pete Malloy
Footballguy
That's the CIA, dude.
Officer Pete Malloy
Footballguy
BTW: I had some chili at lunch. I have been farting for the last 4 hours and they're horrible. Just horrible.
It's so bad I've been going upstairs to fart and then running back downstairs as quickly as possible. It's not helping.
It's so bad I've been going upstairs to fart and then running back downstairs as quickly as possible. It's not helping.
Abraham
Footballguy
I'm blowing out a rodeo hamburger. Just awful.
Fainted/Blacked out today. Only thing I remember is being dizzy and then being woken up lying down in a pool of sweat. Apparently I was standing still and then fell straight down, collapsed on the ground with my eyes open.
I had drank a lot with little sleep and no food, but I'm still kinda freaked out. Low blood sugar? AIDS? Am I dying?
I had drank a lot with little sleep and no food, but I'm still kinda freaked out. Low blood sugar? AIDS? Am I dying?
Abraham
Footballguy
Not sure, but those symptoms are more in line with orgy AIDS than gay aids. So that's good I guess. (Hope you are okay)Fainted/Blacked out today. Only thing I remember is being dizzy and then being woken up lying down in a pool of sweat. Apparently I was standing still and then fell straight down, collapsed on the ground with my eyes open.I had drank a lot with little sleep and no food, but I'm still kinda freaked out. Low blood sugar? AIDS? Am I dying?
Tremendous Upside
Footballguy
Welcome son, this is the beginning of the rest of your lifeFainted/Blacked out today. Only thing I remember is being dizzy and then being woken up lying down in a pool of sweat. Apparently I was standing still and then fell straight down, collapsed on the ground with my eyes open.I had drank a lot with little sleep and no food, but I'm still kinda freaked out. Low blood sugar? AIDS? Am I dying?
Binky The Doormat
Footballguy
Not a big deal, and especially all what STLB has going on, but my it just hit me. My son just came down to hug me good night.
He is 16 and now a little taller than me - and he is a lot bigger. I have lost my little boy. He will be driving soon and I now have lost any real deep sleep for another six years.
Plus ...he could probably kick my ### unless I sucker punched him.
He is 16 and now a little taller than me - and he is a lot bigger. I have lost my little boy. He will be driving soon and I now have lost any real deep sleep for another six years.
Plus ...he could probably kick my ### unless I sucker punched him.
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