GM's thread about nothing (26 Viewers)

[Good Posting Judge]

go to Jackson,

"Go comb your hair!"

 

[rabidfireweasel]

Frosti image almost done, Abby still needs a bit of work

Image 6 in album, mixed up chameleon, done

working in the studio a bunch lately.

A lot of 1 step forward, 2 steps back.

 

[Bogart]

The Wiccan just texted me to let me know that her new boyfriend (the guy responsible for my FWB situation to end) is moving into her place in August and she could see them getting married shortly after.

So instead of being that guy that drives women into lesbianism, I guess I'm that guy that drives women into quick nuptials.

Tell her you've got the herp

She just got tested. She already ruined the joke.

The Wiccan just texted me to let me know that her new boyfriend (the guy responsible for my FWB situation to end) is moving into her place in August and she could see them getting married shortly after.

So instead of being that guy that drives women into lesbianism, I guess I'm that guy that drives women into quick nuptials.

Better him than you.

Amen to that. I'm just wondering if I should warn Non-Reader. The next one you meet is the one.

They should make a movie based on that. I think Dane Cook should play you.

If you ask GM or SLB, it would need to be Jack Black or the dead Chris Farley. Yeah, I need to work out a bit.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

go to Jackson,

"Go comb your hair!"

 

[YSR]

Homer in SE Asia:

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

Homer in SE Asia:

would they think he was some type of Godzilla?

 

[kevzilla]

Got 4 hours sleep, then pounded the house for 57 more units. Best blackjack trip ever. Just downed an airport quesadilla, so my flight should be just peachy.

 

[Josie Maran]

My laptop really needs a breathalyzer attachment.

 

[Josie Maran]

Homer going to live at Albert Oaks? Sounds like a sitcom in the making.

Now this is the story all about howMy life got flipped, turned upside downI could have saved my money and bought a LexusInstead I became the prince of a town called Austin TexasIn west Youngstown born and raisedIn the bar where I spent most of my daysDrinking, smoking, listening to The BossContemplating visiting some dude named "Cos"When a couple of guys, wanted to pound me to smushSo I squared-up to both and gave them a pushThen I packed up some vodka and carton of smokesAnd moved in with the stoner poodles at Albert Oaks...

Holy Christ.

 

[Bogart]

Got 4 hours sleep, then pounded the house for 57 more units. Best blackjack trip ever. Just downed an airport quesadilla, so my flight should be just peachy.

Please say you were in the Rain Man suits when you played.

 

[T Bell]

Homer in SE Asia:

 

[Josie Maran]

Homer going to live at Albert Oaks? Sounds like a sitcom in the making.

Now this is the story all about how

My life got flipped, turned upside down

I could have saved my money and bought a Lexus

Instead I became the prince of a town called Austin Texas

In west Youngstown born and raised

In the bar where I spent most of my days

Drinking, smoking, listening to The Boss

Contemplating visiting some dude named "Cos"

When a couple of guys, wanted to pound me to smush

So I squared-up to both and gave them a push

Then I packed up some vodka and carton of smokes

And moved in with the stoner poodles at Albert Oaks...

Come listen to a story about a man overfed

A poor ranconteur, kept his bank account in red,

Then one day he was pokin some young cooze,

And up from his belly gurgled tacos and booze.

Puke that is, butt-up style, Projectile.

Well the first thing you know Homer's chased out of town,

Seems the mayor's kid was the one who almost drown

When covered in bile from her crotch to past her neck

Homer blew the scene and left for Austin Tex.

Cos House that is, Stoner Poodles, free bed and board.

Well now its time to say goodbye to cos and all his kin.

And they would like to thank you folks fer kindly droppin' in.

You're all invited back next year to this locality

To have a heapin' helpin' of cospitality

Old hippie that is. fire one up, Kick back a few.

Y'all come back now, y'hear?

X a bajillion.

 

[Uruk-Hai]

Ok, taking votes on where to vacation in May or June. I'd rather stay in the Western side of the globe, but ain't married to it. I'm doing Nicaragua in September (when the fishing is optimal and assuming I don't die), so........

Ah, I had wondered why you were set on September for Nicaragua.What do you have in mind for May/June trip?

Not sure. One of my bucket-list places is Switzerland. Looks like I can fly non-stop out of Dulles for about $1,100 R/T - landing at either Zurich or Geneva. Suggestions from there?

 

[Uruk-Hai]

Homer going to live at Albert Oaks? Sounds like a sitcom in the making.

Now this is the story all about how

My life got flipped, turned upside down

I could have saved my money and bought a Lexus

Instead I became the prince of a town called Austin Texas

In west Youngstown born and raised

In the bar where I spent most of my days

Drinking, smoking, listening to The Boss

Contemplating visiting some dude named "Cos"

When a couple of guys, wanted to pound me to smush

So I squared-up to both and gave them a push

Then I packed up some vodka and carton of smokes

And moved in with the stoner poodles at Albert Oaks...

Come listen to a story about a man overfed

A poor ranconteur, kept his bank account in red,

Then one day he was pokin some young cooze,

And up from his belly gurgled tacos and booze.

Puke that is, butt-up style, Projectile.

Well the first thing you know Homer's chased out of town,

Seems the mayor's kid was the one who almost drown

When covered in bile from her crotch to past her neck

Homer blew the scene and left for Austin Tex.

Cos House that is, Stoner Poodles, free bed and board.

Well now its time to say goodbye to cos and all his kin.

And they would like to thank you folks fer kindly droppin' in.

You're all invited back next year to this locality

To have a heapin' helpin' of cospitality

Old hippie that is. fire one up, Kick back a few.

Y'all come back now, y'hear?

Damn, it's been a long time since I had tears in my eyes from laughing. Well done, friend.

 

[Thorn]

Got 4 hours sleep, then pounded the house for 57 more units. Best blackjack trip ever. Just downed an airport quesadilla, so my flight should be just peachy.

Where was this GB?

 

[Uruk-Hai]

Got 4 hours sleep, then pounded the house for 57 more units. Best blackjack trip ever. Just downed an airport quesadilla, so my flight should be just peachy.

Where was this GB?

Jesus. Kev can buy MORE hair. Hide the women & childrens.

 

[krista4]

Ok, taking votes on where to vacation in May or June. I'd rather stay in the Western side of the globe, but ain't married to it. I'm doing Nicaragua in September (when the fishing is optimal and assuming I don't die), so........

Ah, I had wondered why you were set on September for Nicaragua.What do you have in mind for May/June trip?

Not sure. One of my bucket-list places is Switzerland. Looks like I can fly non-stop out of Dulles for about $1,100 R/T - landing at either Zurich or Geneva. Suggestions from there?

I'm not much of a fan of Switzerland unless you're going to be skiing, but it's your bucket list! Geneva is beautiful but fairly small and boring, but you can go some other beautiful places nearby. Zurich has never done anything for me. The train ride between the two is beautiful, though! On balance I'd say go to Geneva, soak in some beauty there and in surrounding areas, and then head somewhere else in Europe that you haven't been... What happened to the Western hemisphere, though?

 

[Uruk-Hai]

Ok, taking votes on where to vacation in May or June. I'd rather stay in the Western side of the globe, but ain't married to it. I'm doing Nicaragua in September (when the fishing is optimal and assuming I don't die), so........

Ah, I had wondered why you were set on September for Nicaragua.What do you have in mind for May/June trip?

Not sure. One of my bucket-list places is Switzerland. Looks like I can fly non-stop out of Dulles for about $1,100 R/T - landing at either Zurich or Geneva. Suggestions from there?

I'm not much of a fan of Switzerland unless you're going to be skiing, but it's your bucket list! Geneva is beautiful but fairly small and boring, but you can go some other beautiful places nearby. Zurich has never done anything for me. The train ride between the two is beautiful, though! On balance I'd say go to Geneva, soak in some beauty there and in surrounding areas, and then head somewhere else in Europe that you haven't been... What happened to the Western hemisphere, though?

Her name? As far as staying over on this side, I dunno. That was my original plan, but then I thought about the Alps (which is somewhere I always wanted to go). I'm not a skier, nor am I adventerous. Hanging in a beautiful setting, reading, and eating/drinking..... c'est moi.

 

[UniAlias]

I think Eskimos need to invade Switzerland because they'd appreciate the different seasons.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Homer going to live at Albert Oaks? Sounds like a sitcom in the making.

Now this is the story all about how

My life got flipped, turned upside down

I could have saved my money and bought a Lexus

Instead I became the prince of a town called Austin Texas

In west Youngstown born and raised

In the bar where I spent most of my days

Drinking, smoking, listening to The Boss

Contemplating visiting some dude named "Cos"

When a couple of guys, wanted to pound me to smush

So I squared-up to both and gave them a push

Then I packed up some vodka and carton of smokes

And moved in with the stoner poodles at Albert Oaks...

Come listen to a story about a man overfed

A poor ranconteur, kept his bank account in red,

Then one day he was pokin some young cooze,

And up from his belly gurgled tacos and booze.

Puke that is, butt-up style, Projectile.

Well the first thing you know Homer's chased out of town,

Seems the mayor's kid was the one who almost drown

When covered in bile from her crotch to past her neck

Homer blew the scene and left for Austin Tex.

Cos House that is, Stoner Poodles, free bed and board.

Well now its time to say goodbye to cos and all his kin.

And they would like to thank you folks fer kindly droppin' in.

You're all invited back next year to this locality

To have a heapin' helpin' of cospitality

Old hippie that is. fire one up, Kick back a few.

Y'all come back now, y'hear?

@ both of these

 

[krista4]

Ok, taking votes on where to vacation in May or June. I'd rather stay in the Western side of the globe, but ain't married to it. I'm doing Nicaragua in September (when the fishing is optimal and assuming I don't die), so........

Ah, I had wondered why you were set on September for Nicaragua.What do you have in mind for May/June trip?

Not sure. One of my bucket-list places is Switzerland. Looks like I can fly non-stop out of Dulles for about $1,100 R/T - landing at either Zurich or Geneva. Suggestions from there?

I'm not much of a fan of Switzerland unless you're going to be skiing, but it's your bucket list! Geneva is beautiful but fairly small and boring, but you can go some other beautiful places nearby. Zurich has never done anything for me. The train ride between the two is beautiful, though! On balance I'd say go to Geneva, soak in some beauty there and in surrounding areas, and then head somewhere else in Europe that you haven't been... What happened to the Western hemisphere, though?

Her name? As far as staying over on this side, I dunno. That was my original plan, but then I thought about the Alps (which is somewhere I always wanted to go). I'm not a skier, nor am I adventerous. Hanging in a beautiful setting, reading, and eating/drinking..... c'est moi.

Definitely go with Geneva then, of the two. You can shoot over into the Italian Alps and the French Alps easily from there, too.

 

[Guster]

Ok, taking votes on where to vacation in May or June. I'd rather stay in the Western side of the globe, but ain't married to it. I'm doing Nicaragua in September (when the fishing is optimal and assuming I don't die), so........

Ah, I had wondered why you were set on September for Nicaragua.What do you have in mind for May/June trip?

Not sure. One of my bucket-list places is Switzerland. Looks like I can fly non-stop out of Dulles for about $1,100 R/T - landing at either Zurich or Geneva. Suggestions from there?

I'm not much of a fan of Switzerland unless you're going to be skiing, but it's your bucket list! Geneva is beautiful but fairly small and boring, but you can go some other beautiful places nearby. Zurich has never done anything for me. The train ride between the two is beautiful, though! On balance I'd say go to Geneva, soak in some beauty there and in surrounding areas, and then head somewhere else in Europe that you haven't been... What happened to the Western hemisphere, though?

Her name? As far as staying over on this side, I dunno. That was my original plan, but then I thought about the Alps (which is somewhere I always wanted to go). I'm not a skier, nor am I adventerous. Hanging in a beautiful setting, reading, and eating/drinking..... c'est moi.

Definitely go with Geneva then, of the two. You can shoot over into the Italian Alps and the French Alps easily from there, too.

If you do end up going to Geneva, let me know - I have some friends that live there and I'm sure they'd be willing to give some recommendations on places to check out.

 

[charvik]

Ok, taking votes on where to vacation in May or June. I'd rather stay in the Western side of the globe, but ain't married to it. I'm doing Nicaragua in September (when the fishing is optimal and assuming I don't die), so........

Ah, I had wondered why you were set on September for Nicaragua.What do you have in mind for May/June trip?

Not sure. One of my bucket-list places is Switzerland. Looks like I can fly non-stop out of Dulles for about $1,100 R/T - landing at either Zurich or Geneva. Suggestions from there?

I have tons. Will post when not at work or too drunk...

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Just got word that Stupid Ungrateful Hoor who quit just told one of her former clients she shouldn't buy from me "because he's really mean". You know what? NOWI feel like being really mean. She must really be feeling the heat to get this desperate but what are my options here?

At least I have funerals and wakes for tonight and the rest of the week so I have a good excuse to drown my anger and think about stuff. So I got that going for me. Please save the well wishes, you have all posted more than enough. Thanks again too.

 

[Uruk-Hai]

Ok, taking votes on where to vacation in May or June. I'd rather stay in the Western side of the globe, but ain't married to it. I'm doing Nicaragua in September (when the fishing is optimal and assuming I don't die), so........

Ah, I had wondered why you were set on September for Nicaragua.What do you have in mind for May/June trip?

Not sure. One of my bucket-list places is Switzerland. Looks like I can fly non-stop out of Dulles for about $1,100 R/T - landing at either Zurich or Geneva. Suggestions from there?

I'm not much of a fan of Switzerland unless you're going to be skiing, but it's your bucket list! Geneva is beautiful but fairly small and boring, but you can go some other beautiful places nearby. Zurich has never done anything for me. The train ride between the two is beautiful, though! On balance I'd say go to Geneva, soak in some beauty there and in surrounding areas, and then head somewhere else in Europe that you haven't been... What happened to the Western hemisphere, though?

Her name? As far as staying over on this side, I dunno. That was my original plan, but then I thought about the Alps (which is somewhere I always wanted to go). I'm not a skier, nor am I adventerous. Hanging in a beautiful setting, reading, and eating/drinking..... c'est moi.

Definitely go with Geneva then, of the two. You can shoot over into the Italian Alps and the French Alps easily from there, too.

If you do end up going to Geneva, let me know - I have some friends that live there and I'm sure they'd be willing to give some recommendations on places to check out.

Wow. Nice! Thanks guys. Can I spend the American Dollar and speak the American English there? Should I weat knee-high black socks and yell "do you know where I'm FROM?"?

 

[Gadzooks]

I haven't watched any college basketball in the last few years but my boss is has a small bracket pool, not much cash but more for bragging rights. Someone here (Frosty) want to fill out the brackets for me? If I win any money I will send you a heart felt thank you via email or PM (your choice)

 

[Uruk-Hai]

Ok, taking votes on where to vacation in May or June. I'd rather stay in the Western side of the globe, but ain't married to it. I'm doing Nicaragua in September (when the fishing is optimal and assuming I don't die), so........

Ah, I had wondered why you were set on September for Nicaragua.What do you have in mind for May/June trip?

Not sure. One of my bucket-list places is Switzerland. Looks like I can fly non-stop out of Dulles for about $1,100 R/T - landing at either Zurich or Geneva. Suggestions from there?

I have tons. Will post when not at work or too drunk...

Thanks, charv. I forgot you're from Finland, which is next door.Right?

 

[Uruk-Hai]

Just got word that Stupid Ungrateful Hoor who quit just told one of her former clients she shouldn't buy from me "because he's really mean". You know what? NOWI feel like being really mean. She must really be feeling the heat to get this desperate but what are my options here?

At least I have funerals and wakes for tonight and the rest of the week so I have a good excuse to drown my anger and think about stuff. So I got that going for me. Please save the well wishes, you have all posted more than enough. Thanks again too.

Lordy. I'm not good with those adjective things, but "mean" is the last one I'd use to describe you.

 

[Gadzooks]

at the Fresh Prince of Bel Air songs being written about Homer. I've been waiting for this to happen.

Can I request someone write one about Tanner using the theme song from Golden Girls? Maybe use the theme from Love Boat to write about CosHole?

 

[Good Posting Judge]

I haven't watched any college basketball in the last few years but my boss is has a small bracket pool, not much cash but more for bragging rights. Someone here (Frosty) want to fill out the brackets for me? If I win any money I will send you a heart felt thank you via email or PM (your choice)

I know that Frost has Minnesota in the finals, not sure about everything else.

 

[Disco Stu]

Uruk, the villain's lair in

was turned into a restaurant. It's pretty amazing up there. And the little mountain village Murren is sleepy (and cheap) when it's not ski season. Might be what you're looking for.

 

[T Bell]

Just got word that Stupid Ungrateful Hoor who quit just told one of her former clients she shouldn't buy from me "because he's really mean". You know what? NOWI feel like being really mean. She must really be feeling the heat to get this desperate but what are my options here?

How did you find out she'd said this? Did the client tell you?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

at the Fresh Prince of Bel Air songs being written about Homer. I've been waiting for this to happen.Can I request someone write one about Tanner using the theme song from Golden Girls?

I will rape your face.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I went to Geneva once...for a convention.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Just got word that Stupid Ungrateful Hoor who quit just told one of her former clients she shouldn't buy from me "because he's really mean". You know what? NOWI feel like being really mean. She must really be feeling the heat to get this desperate but what are my options here?

How did you find out she'd said this? Did the client tell you?

The client told our customer service rep that she is close to here who passed it on to my Dad because she had to leave and I wasn't in the office.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Coming up on 120K posts!

 

[Frostillicus]

Frosti image almost done, Abby still needs a bit of work

Image 6 in album, mixed up chameleon, done

working in the studio a bunch lately.

A lot of 1 step forward, 2 steps back.

So cool.

 

[Frostillicus]

I haven't watched any college basketball in the last few years but my boss is has a small bracket pool, not much cash but more for bragging rights. Someone here (Frosty) want to fill out the brackets for me? If I win any money I will send you a heart felt thank you via email or PM (your choice)

Sure

 

[Frostillicus]

I haven't watched any college basketball in the last few years but my boss is has a small bracket pool, not much cash but more for bragging rights. Someone here (Frosty) want to fill out the brackets for me? If I win any money I will send you a heart felt thank you via email or PM (your choice)

I know that Frost has Minnesota in the finals, not sure about everything else.

Somehow I talked myself into them winning one game, but I think that has more to do with UCLA than anything else.

 

[Leroy Hoard]

I haven't watched any college basketball in the last few years but my boss is has a small bracket pool, not much cash but more for bragging rights. Someone here (Frosty) want to fill out the brackets for me? If I win any money I will send you a heart felt thank you via email or PM (your choice)

I know that Frost has Minnesota in the finals, not sure about everything else.

Somehow I talked myself into them winning one game, but I think that has more to do with UCLA than anything else.

Yes, best 11 seed out there.

 

[cosjobs]

I went to Geneva once...for a convention.

sure it wasn't a conferemce?http://m.eventective.com/USA/Illinois/Geneva/100366/Riverside-Reception-Conference-Center.html

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Just got word that Stupid Ungrateful Hoor who quit just told one of her former clients she shouldn't buy from me "because he's really mean". You know what? NOWI feel like being really mean. She must really be feeling the heat to get this desperate but what are my options here?

How did you find out she'd said this? Did the client tell you?

The client told our customer service rep that she is close to here who passed it on to my Dad because she had to leave and I wasn't in the office.

I'm busy as hell but will be back later tonight. Should I get the Hennepin County Prosecutor involved? I'm not happy about this.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Frosti image almost done, Abby still needs a bit of work

Image 6 in album, mixed up chameleon, done

working in the studio a bunch lately.

A lot of 1 step forward, 2 steps back.

So cool.

 

[-fish-]

Coming up on 120K posts!

119919!!!

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I went to Geneva once...for a convention.

sure it wasn't a conferemce?http://m.eventective.com/USA/Illinois/Geneva/100366/Riverside-Reception-Conference-Center.html

Yes, I'm sure.

 

[Gadzooks]

at the Fresh Prince of Bel Air songs being written about Homer. I've been waiting for this to happen.Can I request someone write one about Tanner using the theme song from Golden Girls?

I will rape your face.

Is that the chorus?

 

[Uruk-Hai]

at the Fresh Prince of Bel Air songs being written about Homer. I've been waiting for this to happen.Can I request someone write one about Tanner using the theme song from Golden Girls?

I will rape your face.

Is that the chorus?

Band name

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Homer, you need to check your trapline

 

[cosjobs]

I went to Geneva once...for a convention.

sure it wasn't a conferemce?http://m.eventective.com/USA/Illinois/Geneva/100366/Riverside-Reception-Conference-Center.html

Yes, I'm sure.

did the topic include international peace efforts in post war Europe or was it cheese pizza as a viable lunch on jr. High cafeterias?

 

[Josie Maran]

Homer, you need to check your trapline

Hot.