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[Frostillicus]

I haven't watched any college basketball in the last few years but my boss is has a small bracket pool, not much cash but more for bragging rights. Someone here (Frosty) want to fill out the brackets for me? If I win any money I will send you a heart felt thank you via email or PM (your choice)

What do you want me to do?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I haven't watched any college basketball in the last few years but my boss is has a small bracket pool, not much cash but more for bragging rights. Someone here (Frosty) want to fill out the brackets for me? If I win any money I will send you a heart felt thank you via email or PM (your choice)

What do you want me to do?

HE WANTS YOU TO FILL OUT THE BRACKETS FOR HIM

 

[Gadzooks]

I haven't watched any college basketball in the last few years but my boss is has a small bracket pool, not much cash but more for bragging rights. Someone here (Frosty) want to fill out the brackets for me? If I win any money I will send you a heart felt thank you via email or PM (your choice)

What do you want me to do?

Divorce your wife and give me her digits.

 

[Gadzooks]

I haven't watched any college basketball in the last few years but my boss is has a small bracket pool, not much cash but more for bragging rights. Someone here (Frosty) want to fill out the brackets for me? If I win any money I will send you a heart felt thank you via email or PM (your choice)

What do you want me to do?

HE WANTS YOU TO FILL OUT THE BRACKETS FOR HIM

This too

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I haven't watched any college basketball in the last few years but my boss is has a small bracket pool, not much cash but more for bragging rights. Someone here (Frosty) want to fill out the brackets for me? If I win any money I will send you a heart felt thank you via email or PM (your choice)

What do you want me to do?

Divorce your wife and give me her digits.

Who gets custody of the Amway oils?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

OK, I'm out. I have to go Battle Creek and put Lou Bega in an arm-bar.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

I haven't watched any college basketball in the last few years but my boss is has a small bracket pool, not much cash but more for bragging rights. Someone here (Frosty) want to fill out the brackets for me? If I win any money I will send you a heart felt thank you via email or PM (your choice)

What do you want me to do?

Divorce your wife and give me her digits.

I was wondering if I could call on her as well.

 

[T Bell]

Just got word that Stupid Ungrateful Hoor who quit just told one of her former clients she shouldn't buy from me "because he's really mean". You know what? NOWI feel like being really mean. She must really be feeling the heat to get this desperate but what are my options here?

How did you find out she'd said this? Did the client tell you?

The client told our customer service rep that she is close to here who passed it on to my Dad because she had to leave and I wasn't in the office.

If she cost you business by doing that sort of thing, you could sue her. I'm not saying do that, but I think it wouldn't be a bad idea to send her a certified letter that says, without naming names, that you have reliable information that she's making negative and false statements about you and the company to the company's customers and that you demand that she immediately stop.If it makes you feel better, I think under Missouri law you can also punch her in the throat.*

Note: I am not a Missouri lawyer.

 

[T Bell]

Homer, you need to check your trapline

Meanwhile, in the Hamptons, Homer J Simpson is on the crab./Mike

 

[Gadzooks]

I haven't watched any college basketball in the last few years but my boss is has a small bracket pool, not much cash but more for bragging rights. Someone here (Frosty) want to fill out the brackets for me? If I win any money I will send you a heart felt thank you via email or PM (your choice)

What do you want me to do?

Divorce your wife and give me her digits.

I was wondering if I could call on her as well.

Call Bogart's Rican, we can double.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

I haven't watched any college basketball in the last few years but my boss is has a small bracket pool, not much cash but more for bragging rights. Someone here (Frosty) want to fill out the brackets for me? If I win any money I will send you a heart felt thank you via email or PM (your choice)

What do you want me to do?

Divorce your wife and give me her digits.

I was wondering if I could call on her as well.

Call Bogart's Rican, we can double.

I'm a little sore about 'Murrica getting beaten by one of our own territories in beisbol.

 

[Gadzooks]

I haven't watched any college basketball in the last few years but my boss is has a small bracket pool, not much cash but more for bragging rights. Someone here (Frosty) want to fill out the brackets for me? If I win any money I will send you a heart felt thank you via email or PM (your choice)

What do you want me to do?

Divorce your wife and give me her digits.

I was wondering if I could call on her as well.

Call Bogart's Rican, we can double.

Uh, that was supposed to be Wiccan.

 

[Guster]

I haven't watched any college basketball in the last few years but my boss is has a small bracket pool, not much cash but more for bragging rights. Someone here (Frosty) want to fill out the brackets for me? If I win any money I will send you a heart felt thank you via email or PM (your choice)

What do you want me to do?

Divorce your wife and give me her digits.

I've got the digits GB

 

[Good Posting Judge]

I haven't watched any college basketball in the last few years but my boss is has a small bracket pool, not much cash but more for bragging rights. Someone here (Frosty) want to fill out the brackets for me? If I win any money I will send you a heart felt thank you via email or PM (your choice)

What do you want me to do?

Divorce your wife and give me her digits.

I was wondering if I could call on her as well.

Call Bogart's Rican, we can double.

Uh, that was supposed to be Wiccan.

They can probably beat us in soccer.

 

[T Bell]

I haven't watched any college basketball in the last few years but my boss is has a small bracket pool, not much cash but more for bragging rights. Someone here (Frosty) want to fill out the brackets for me? If I win any money I will send you a heart felt thank you via email or PM (your choice)

What do you want me to do?

Divorce your wife and give me her digits.

I was wondering if I could call on her as well.

Call Bogart's Rican, we can double.

Uh, that was supposed to be Wiccan.

They can probably beat us in soccer.

Only in April when they're desperately avoiding relegation.

 

[-fish-]

Think I just negotiated a final deal for a new job. Owner is going to think about it and get back to me tomorrow, but he said he thinks it's doable.

 

[Gadzooks]

Frosty: its thru cbssportsline. I'll send you my login info and you can fill in the bracket. I'll get the Mrs' digits from Guster.

I love you

 

[Drifter]

Think I just negotiated a final deal for a new job. Owner is going to think about it and get back to me tomorrow, but he said he thinks it's doable.

Congrats! I know the relief that comes with finally reaching that point.Which job?

 

[-fish-]

Think I just negotiated a final deal for a new job. Owner is going to think about it and get back to me tomorrow, but he said he thinks it's doable.

Congrats! I know the relief that comes with finally reaching that point.Which job?

The existing firm in Seattle (as opposed to the one moving up from Portland). I'll get 1099'd, but there are good incentives and I can write off a bunch of stuff as an independent contractor.

 

[T Bell]

Think I just negotiated a final deal for a new job. Owner is going to think about it and get back to me tomorrow, but he said he thinks it's doable.

Congrats! Was it the same firm as the one you and I were discussing yesterday?

 

[-fish-]

Think I just negotiated a final deal for a new job. Owner is going to think about it and get back to me tomorrow, but he said he thinks it's doable.

Congrats! Was it the same firm as the one you and I were discussing yesterday?

yeah. I'm meeting with my CPA to make sure the numbers work tomorrow, but I got the guaranteed compensation up about 12% from what they originally offered.

 

[Drifter]

Think I just negotiated a final deal for a new job. Owner is going to think about it and get back to me tomorrow, but he said he thinks it's doable.

Congrats! I know the relief that comes with finally reaching that point.Which job?

The existing firm in Seattle (as opposed to the one moving up from Portland). I'll get 1099'd, but there are good incentives and I can write off a bunch of stuff as an independent contractor.

You going to commute on the train or move?

 

[krista4]

Omgomgomg. I'm at a bar between the most awkward first date ever and my friend Kacey, who earlier shared with me that she is now in a relationship with a "guest of the state", who on her way to the bathroom struck up a conversation with a needy fat dude from the suburbs. ####, now I have to be a good wingman.

 

[krista4]

Oh crap, the people on the right are now dissecting the various iterations of The Real Housewives.

 

[-fish-]

Think I just negotiated a final deal for a new job. Owner is going to think about it and get back to me tomorrow, but he said he thinks it's doable.

Congrats! I know the relief that comes with finally reaching that point.Which job?

The existing firm in Seattle (as opposed to the one moving up from Portland). I'll get 1099'd, but there are good incentives and I can write off a bunch of stuff as an independent contractor.

You going to commute on the train or move?

commute/work remotely for now.

 

[T Bell]

Omgomgomg. I'm at a bar between the most awkward first date ever and my friend Kacey, who earlier shared with me that she is now in a relationship with a "guest of the state", who on her way to the bathroom struck up a conversation with a needy fat dude from the suburbs. ####, now I have to be a good wingman.

English - do you speak it?

 

[krista4]

Jesus I'm a ####### great wingwoman.

 

[krista4]

Omgomgomg. I'm at a bar between the most awkward first date ever and my friend Kacey, who earlier shared with me that she is now in a relationship with a "guest of the state", who on her way to the bathroom struck up a conversation with a needy fat dude from the suburbs. ####, now I have to be a good wingman.

English - do you speak it?

Yes. See above. How long do I have to keep up with this before I leave Kacey in the capable hands of Blake?

 

[Sammy3469]

Jesus I'm a ####### great wingwoman.

Is she getting porked?

 

[-fish-]

Omgomgomg. I'm at a bar between the most awkward first date ever and my friend Kacey, who earlier shared with me that she is now in a relationship with a "guest of the state", who on her way to the bathroom struck up a conversation with a needy fat dude from the suburbs. ####, now I have to be a good wingman.

English - do you speak it?

Yes. See above. How long do I have to keep up with this before I leave Kacey in the capable hands of Blake?

as long as it takes. you may have to give a handy to the fat guy.

 

[shuke]

Seriously..Hack, Rude, and Shuke?Gigantic piles of awesomeness there. Probably with some sloppy man-kisses involved.

It didn't happen. My flight kept getting delayed, then was canceled. Then I transfered to another flight, which was delayed. By the time I got here at 9:30, they were both in bed.

 

[shuke]

Shuke > Any idea what's going on in this thread? Ting Mobile / Solavei (+ other MVNOs) -- Info Inside

Man, pictures of chicks blowing bubbles are ####ing hot. So are pictures of chicks brushing their teeth. Don't deny it.

 

[krista4]

Jesus I'm a ####### great wingwoman.

Is she getting porked?

Oh yeah.

 

[T Bell]

Omgomgomg. I'm at a bar between the most awkward first date ever and my friend Kacey, who earlier shared with me that she is now in a relationship with a "guest of the state", who on her way to the bathroom struck up a conversation with a needy fat dude from the suburbs. ####, now I have to be a good wingman.

English - do you speak it?

Yes. See above. How long do I have to keep up with this before I leave Kacey in the capable hands of Blake?

Ok, so she's got a guest-of-the-state boyfriend and now she's on a first date with someone else?I've got many other questions about this extremely compound sentence, but let's start there, winglady.

 

[Josie Maran]

Seriously..Hack, Rude, and Shuke?Gigantic piles of awesomeness there. Probably with some sloppy man-kisses involved.

It didn't happen. My flight kept getting delayed, then was canceled. Then I transfered to another flight, which was delayed. By the time I got here at 9:30, they were both in bed.

 

[krista4]

Ok, doing the "I'm beat but know you'll take care of my friend" move. Fingers crossed.

 

[Frostillicus]

Frosty: its thru cbssportsline. I'll send you my login info and you can fill in the bracket. I'll get the Mrs' digits from Guster.I love you

Groovy

 

[Josie Maran]

Seriously..Hack, Rude, and Shuke?Gigantic piles of awesomeness there. Probably with some sloppy man-kisses involved.

It didn't happen. My flight kept getting delayed, then was canceled. Then I transfered to another flight, which was delayed. By the time I got here at 9:30, they were both in bed.

Wait...together?

 

[Josie Maran]

Ok, doing the "I'm beat but know you'll take care of my friend" move. Fingers crossed.

How unattractive is she that she needs your help picking up a fat guy in a bar?

 

[proninja]

Shuke > Any idea what's going on in this thread? Ting Mobile / Solavei (+ other MVNOs) -- Info Inside

I'm lopping about 70 bucks off my monthly cell phone bill, for one

 

[SofaKings]

I haven't watched any college basketball in the last few years but my boss is has a small bracket pool, not much cash but more for bragging rights. Someone here (Frosty) want to fill out the brackets for me? If I win any money I will send you a heart felt thank you via email or PM (your choice)

Like that will happen.

 

[Mr.Pack]

Homer going to live at Albert Oaks? Sounds like a sitcom in the making.

Now this is the story all about howMy life got flipped, turned upside downI could have saved my money and bought a LexusInstead I became the prince of a town called Austin TexasIn west Youngstown born and raisedIn the bar where I spent most of my daysDrinking, smoking, listening to The BossContemplating visiting some dude named "Cos"When a couple of guys, wanted to pound me to smushSo I squared-up to both and gave them a pushThen I packed up some vodka and carton of smokesAnd moved in with the stoner poodles at Albert Oaks...

 

[Abraham]

Ok, doing the "I'm beat but know you'll take care of my friend" move. Fingers crossed.

How unattractive is she that she needs your help picking up a fat guy in a bar?

No kidding.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

2400!!!

Krista>you get any chocolates out of that old job?

 

[rickyjgo]

Homer going to live at Albert Oaks? Sounds like a sitcom in the making.

Now this is the story all about how

My life got flipped, turned upside down

I could have saved my money and bought a Lexus

Instead I became the prince of a town called Austin Texas

In west Youngstown born and raised

In the bar where I spent most of my days

Drinking, smoking, listening to The Boss

Contemplating visiting some dude named "Cos"

When a couple of guys, wanted to pound me to smush

So I squared-up to both and gave them a push

Then I packed up some vodka and carton of smokes

And moved in with the stoner poodles at Albert Oaks...

Come listen to a story about a man overfed

A poor ranconteur, kept his bank account in red,

Then one day he was pokin some young cooze,

And up from his belly gurgled tacos and booze.

Puke that is, butt-up style, Projectile.

Well the first thing you know Homer's chased out of town,

Seems the mayor's kid was the one who almost drown

When covered in bile from her crotch to past her neck

Homer blew the scene and left for Austin Tex.

Cos House that is, Stoner Poodles, free bed and board.

Well now its time to say goodbye to cos and all his kin.

And they would like to thank you folks fer kindly droppin' in.

You're all invited back next year to this locality

To have a heapin' helpin' of cospitality

Old hippie that is. fire one up, Kick back a few.

Y'all come back now, y'hear?

Indeed, both of these are outstanding. :slow clap:

 

[T Bell]

Ok, doing the "I'm beat but know you'll take care of my friend" move. Fingers crossed.

How unattractive is she that she needs your help picking up a fat guy in a bar?

No kidding.

This

 

[rickyjgo]

Homer, you need to check your trapline

 

[Tiger Fan]

In other norwood news, I have procured tickets to this event: http://www.carolines.com/comedian/the-roast-of-the-iron-sheik/

who are the roasters?

 

[Tiger Fan]

Just need to vent.

My brother, who I came out to at age 22 and was seemingly fine has turned into a #####.

1. Despite my being the "best man" at his wedding (in a dress) and ignoring the groomsmen behind me pleas to "Speak up", I remained silent. (His life, his decision. They just didn't like her and she was faithful). I never told him since these were his best buds at the time and I didn't want to get them in trouble. This was 10 years ago.

2. Fast-forward to March 2012. My SIL's sister was living with her boyfriend before marriage. (I don't care, but pertinent to story). My wife and I were asked by SIL to shoot the wedding in Austin (we are in Dallas). We said, "Sure!" Did it for free, family and all.

During reception, told brother that wife had asked me to marry her. No congrats. Not close. Was told by younger brother that marriage is between only man, woman, and God. I wanted to strangle him metaphorically by bringing up marriage in the Old Testament and in other religions where women are property. Unfortunately, the bride/groom dance started.

A few months later, my wife and I got married in Mass. On the beach. Tiny wedding. Two on her side and two on mine. We threw a big reception afterwards with 1.5 month notice in advance. My brother couldn't make it because be had to play in his church band. Guitar. He could have found a replacement within 6 weeks. There was NO acknowledgement of our marriage whatsoever.

3. I found our they were in prior to Xmas. Asked

Him to come over to pick up cards. He shows up with a dip-cup yet rats me out as being a smoker to my parents (which I didn't do in front of him.)

4. We get a letter In the mail about his mission trip to China, he is hitting is up for donations for his mission trip to China. A trip made under false pretenses. And he has the nerve to address the envelope as [first name] and [first name] when he knows damn well that her name And mine are hypenated the same.

We made a donation to HRC in his name. Hope he "Injoys".

Hard Rock Cafe?

 

[Tiger Fan]

Just broke up with Non-Reader. Took only two texts, ironically.

She texted me last Thursday asking if I wanted to go to the Mavericks game that Friday. I politely declined, letting her know that I had my kids that weekend, and it just would not work out logistically. She got real pissy and short about it, and hadn't talked or texted me since. So I just told her we are not a match, she quickly replied and that is done.

Spent the rest of the night getting my Christmas tree and all the decorations out of the living room, watched Heat/Celtics and watching WBC (please don't get hurt Profar) now. All in all, a productive night.

what?