GM's thread about nothing (12 Viewers)

[St. Louis Bob]

After a long and tortured internal debate, I've determined that

10 units+ 11 units-

Just call me Sir Jinx Alot.

 

[Sweet J]

I love slapfighting in the morning.

 

[Crazy Canuck]

BTW: Sadly Virginal was the name of my Joy Division coverband back in the early 90s.ETA: I meant tribute band

Really? I thought it was called "Nouveau Order."

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Found this in a folder on my hard drive labeled "orgy" (SFW)

Oh, nice kitty!

Me: Huh? Great guy in high school, but that was a million years ago. I'm not a "call people" kind of person. Hope you're doing well, though.

Dude: gotcha. yup....u n I were introverts in school. just a spontaneous thought.

So it was him and not really the friend?Man I get so confused in here.

It really wasn't worth following closely.

I'm continuing the dialogue with weird-fixing-you-up-with-guy-you-knew-xxxxxxxx-years-ago guy, and now he's sent me a picture of him, guy-he-inexplicably-wants-me-to-contact and other dude i might know, but without telling me which is which. I'm sure he thinks I'd know, but (1) I don't know what they looked like before, and (2) they are all vaguely bald, definitely white, vaguely middle-aged realtor-looking guys.

Again I'd like to know WTMF is going on here. Is this some sort of GMTAN prank? (Well played.)

Sounds like middle-aged losers are now using LinkedIn to replace the timeless method of passing a "Do you like me? Check one: Yes [ ] No [ ]" note in gym class.

I got bored quickly. He asked if I was married and had kids, I replied "Smoo", and that was that.

$50 says he finished.

 

[T Bell]

BTW: Sadly Virginal was the name of my Joy Division coverband back in the early 90s.ETA: I meant tribute band

Really? I thought it was called "Nouveau Order."

We can't all be fancy French guys, Pierre.

 

[boilerdave]

Where is Homer? Half day?

Important businessy meetings and stuff today.

I am supposed to hear about whether I got Chicago job and NY job #1 this week. In the meantime, I was contacted about what looks like a better job than either of them. Made it to the in-person interviews that will like be week after next. This job is...on Long Island. Homer, need a roommate for that overpriced apartment of yours? Or should I just move into Oat's basement?

Woah, too cool! Good luck!!!Does this mean you're not running away to Nicaragua?

No, it just means I'm lining up all my options before deciding.

Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale,A tale of a legal chickThat posted on this messageboardAnd enjoyed lol-cat shtick.Her mate was a groovy cooking man,Her house was built by ShaqHer salary was very highBut her job sucked ###-crackShe finally had had enoughHer resume was groomedJobs came from far and wideTennessee was doomed, Tennessee was doomedThe chick set ground on the shore of this eastern Gatsby isleWith HumanzeeHomer too,That Otis guy and his wife,Scott Norwood, man (?)The professor and Mary Ann, (I just gave up here)Here on Homer J's Isle!

There are a couple of decent song parodies in the "Amanda Bynes retired" thread.She also wants Drake to kill her cat for some reason.

 

[Buck Bradcanon]

No way I can catch up on like 150 pages so I'll just say hey guys! Hope life is good.

Austinguys..join me for this won't you?

 

[Captain Quinoa]

There are a couple of decent song parodies in the "Amanda Bynes retired" thread.

Don't you EVER do that to me again

 

[strykerpks]

Good day jimtanners, I'm off to the bar. I wish you well in your brackets, gambling and drinking endeavors. I hope I can see straight once the late games hit.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Best reddit link of the day.

@ poor Dennis Wilson

 

[Captain Quinoa]

Best reddit link of the day.

that clapping is killing me

 

[T Bell]

Best reddit link of the day.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

IBATB

 

[T Bell]

Best reddit link of the day.

The leg slapping with the strumming at around :55 - oh God!

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

So my phone apparently allows me to speak text now so I thought I'd tested by having post here I want to see what it's about Jim Tanners shoot Tanner's room etc. I look to happens

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

So my phone apparently allows me to speak text now so I thought I'd tested by having post here I want to see what it's about Jim Tanners shoot Tanner's room etc. I look to happens

Oh this is going to be good later...

 

[Buck Bradcanon]

So my phone apparently allows me to speak text now so I thought I'd tested by having post here I want to see what it's about Jim Tanners shoot Tanner's room etc. I look to happens

Oh this is going to be good later...

:subscribe: real hard.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

So my phone apparently allows me to speak text now so I thought I'd tested by having post here I want to see what it's about Jim Tanners shoot Tanner's room etc. I look to happens

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Best reddit link of the day.

I feel the need to share this with the unwashed masses.

 

[Guster]

So my phone apparently allows me to speak text now so I thought I'd tested by having post here I want to see what it's about Jim Tanners shoot Tanner's room etc. I look to happens

Oh this is going to be good later...

 

[Disco Stu]

No way I can catch up on like 150 pages so I'll just say hey guys! Hope life is good.

Hey sports panties. At least search coshole and kripple that part.

 

[Josie Maran]

After a long and tortured internal debate, I've determined that

 

[Josie Maran]

Our Badgers are down early. Hope we don't have to talk stryker off the ledge later.

 

[Crazy Canuck]

Best reddit link of the day.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

After a long and tortured internal debate, I've determined that

What's your opinion on this? "Mr. Brightside"

It's not just the song but combined with the video it's strangely hypnotic. It's got Eric Rogers, a hot chick, and lots of chicks lifting their skirts to show they're olde tyme panties.

 

[Crazy Canuck]

So my phone apparently allows me to speak text now so I thought I'd tested by having post here I want to see what it's about Jim Tanners shoot Tanner's room etc. I look to happens

Oh this is going to be good later...

:subscribe: real hard.

We all knew one day technology would turn us all into Studs. That day has come.Skynet 1, Humans 0.

 

[Buck Bradcanon]

No way I can catch up on like 150 pages so I'll just say hey guys! Hope life is good.

Hey sports panties. At least search coshole and kripple that part.

Sorry about your 'Pokes. I guess they peaked at coshole.

 

[Josie Maran]

After a long and tortured internal debate, I've determined that

Ummm, spectacularly awesome song + Eric Roberts + Old-tyme panties = Even more awesomeness.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Just got back from the funeral for my GB's brother. Well THAT was a new experience. I don't know how many of you other white devils have attended a Baptist style service for a black man but it was pretty moving. The chapel was completely full and I'm estimating there was about 150 people there. The only other white faces belonged to Mother Mary and two angels on the mural behind the alter. You know what, I didn't feel weird, awkward or out of place at all. Maybe (alright no "maybe" about it) there is something wrong with me and I should have. It sure beats a Catholic funeral which of course is nothing but mass with a casket. *sigh* I need to find somebody to go drink with.

 

[General Malaise]

No way I can catch up on like 150 pages so I'll just say hey guys! Hope life is good.

Hey sports panties. At least search coshole and kripple that part.

Sorry about your 'Pokes. I guess they peaked at coshole.

Did I ever get paid on that bet?

 

[General Malaise]

GM, no package yet. Am I just not playing with full deck of cards here?

Well, let me see if I can find the receipt that has the tracking numero on it. I'm not so good at keeping receipts, so this might not go well.

 

[Thorn]

No way I can catch up on like 150 pages so I'll just say hey guys! Hope life is good.

Austinguys..join me for this won't you?

What up brohan where you been???

 

[YSR]

GM, no package yet. Am I just not playing with full deck of cards here?

Well, let me see if I can find the receipt that has the tracking numero on it. I'm not so good at keeping receipts, so this might not go well.

You're going to end up walking into the post office and throwing a bunch of pennies on the floor.

 

[Josie Maran]

Just got back from the funeral for my GB's brother. Well THAT was a new experience. I don't know how many of you other white devils have attended a Baptist style service for a black man but it was pretty moving. The chapel was completely full and I'm estimating there was about 150 people there. The only other white faces belonged to Mother Mary and two angels on the mural behind the alter. You know what, I didn't feel weird, awkward or out of place at all. Maybe (alright no "maybe" about it) there is something wrong with me and I should have. It sure beats a Catholic funeral which of course is nothing but mass with a casket. *sigh* I need to find somebody to go drink with.

I'd have a beer with you if I could, GB.

 

[phishphan]

Since someone "attempted" to mix their PB&J and failed miserably, I'll show how it's done...

ingredients and tools

put ingreients in bowl. Do jelly first and you can use the same spoon since it doesn't stick to it like the peanut butter.

mix it! Don't be a puss, it isn't hard to do (I think a first grader could have mixed it better than whoever tried last time).

put the mix on BREAD. What was that crap with using an English muffin?!?! Boy, you ain't British. This is 'merica, use bread.

PURE DELICIOUSNESS

and what was this nonsense about having to wash a bowl? pfft. whatever

 

[MacArtist]

GM, no package yet. Am I just not playing with full deck of cards here?

Well, let me see if I can find the receipt that has the tracking numero on it. I'm not so good at keeping receipts, so this might not go well.

Got it!!! Thank you so much! What an awesome package. I was blown away. Thank you! Thank you! Which beer do you recommend I crack open first?I don't know how to link from the IPhone, but here is what GM sent, cat not included. http://i.imgur.com/AaAaNzg.jpg

 

[phishphan]

GM, no package yet. Am I just not playing with full deck of cards here?

Well, let me see if I can find the receipt that has the tracking numero on it. I'm not so good at keeping receipts, so this might not go well.

Got it!!! Thank you so much! What an awesome package. I was blown away. Thank you! Thank you! Which beer do you recommend I crack open first?I don't know how to link from the IPhone, but here is what GM sent, cat not included. http://i.imgur.com/AaAaNzg.jpg

good looking cat you got there

 

[Buck Bradcanon]

No way I can catch up on like 150 pages so I'll just say hey guys! Hope life is good.

Austinguys..join me for this won't you?

What up brohan where you been???

 

[Josie Maran]

GM, no package yet. Am I just not playing with full deck of cards here?

Well, let me see if I can find the receipt that has the tracking numero on it. I'm not so good at keeping receipts, so this might not go well.

Got it!!! Thank you so much! What an awesome package. I was blown away. Thank you! Thank you! Which beer do you recommend I crack open first?I don't know how to link from the IPhone, but here is what GM sent, cat not included. http://i.imgur.com/AaAaNzg.jpg

good looking cat you got there

Big fan of Mac's kitty.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

mix it! Don't be a puss, it isn't hard to do (I think a first grader could have mixed it better than whoever tried last time).

Sorry to hear about your kid's bout with dysentery.

 

[FDAS]

GM, no package yet. Am I just not playing with full deck of cards here?

Well, let me see if I can find the receipt that has the tracking numero on it. I'm not so good at keeping receipts, so this might not go well.

You're going to end up walking into the post office and throwing a bunch of pennies on the floor.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

GM, no package yet. Am I just not playing with full deck of cards here?

Well, let me see if I can find the receipt that has the tracking numero on it. I'm not so good at keeping receipts, so this might not go well.

Got it!!! Thank you so much! What an awesome package. I was blown away. Thank you! Thank you! Which beer do you recommend I crack open first?I don't know how to link from the IPhone, but here is what GM sent, cat not included. http://i.imgur.com/AaAaNzg.jpg

good looking cat you got there

Can't go wrong with a grey tabby

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

that was the nastiest looking PB&J mixture I've ever seen. looks like feces.

 

[Mr.Pack]

Just got back from the funeral for my GB's brother. Well THAT was a new experience. I don't know how many of you other white devils have attended a Baptist style service for a black man but it was pretty moving. The chapel was completely full and I'm estimating there was about 150 people there. The only other white faces belonged to Mother Mary and two angels on the mural behind the alter. You know what, I didn't feel weird, awkward or out of place at all. Maybe (alright no "maybe" about it) there is something wrong with me and I should have. It sure beats a Catholic funeral which of course is nothing but mass with a casket. *sigh* I need to find somebody to go drink with.

Sorry GB......Hang in there.

 

[Josie Maran]

GM, no package yet. Am I just not playing with full deck of cards here?

Well, let me see if I can find the receipt that has the tracking numero on it. I'm not so good at keeping receipts, so this might not go well.

Got it!!! Thank you so much! What an awesome package. I was blown away. Thank you! Thank you! Which beer do you recommend I crack open first?I don't know how to link from the IPhone, but here is what GM sent, cat not included. http://i.imgur.com/AaAaNzg.jpg

good looking cat you got there

Can't go wrong with a grey tabby

God, you're such a dork.

 

[phishphan]

that was the nastiest looking PB&J mixture I've ever seen. looks like feces.

you shut your whore mouth

 

[Buck Bradcanon]

Since you boys are now familiar with 6th Street, I am sure you won't be surprised this happens down there now and again at 2am.

Guy gets KTFO

 

[St. Louis Bob]

No way I can catch up on like 150 pages so I'll just say hey guys! Hope life is good.

Hey sports panties. At least search coshole and kripple that part.

Sorry about your 'Pokes. I guess they peaked at coshole.

Did I ever get paid on that bet?

My $20 and your special gift just left via UPS.

Just got back from the funeral for my GB's brother. Well THAT was a new experience. I don't know how many of you other white devils have attended a Baptist style service for a black man but it was pretty moving. The chapel was completely full and I'm estimating there was about 150 people there. The only other white faces belonged to Mother Mary and two angels on the mural behind the alter. You know what, I didn't feel weird, awkward or out of place at all. Maybe (alright no "maybe" about it) there is something wrong with me and I should have. It sure beats a Catholic funeral which of course is nothing but mass with a casket. *sigh* I need to find somebody to go drink with.

I'd have a beer with you if I could, GB.

I wish you were GB, I wish you were. I know my buddies are at the casino. Think I'll go there.My cousin and Goddaughter left this morning for Cincinnati for a soccer tournament actually.

 

[Disco Stu]

As seen on front page of Yahoo...

Best, worst NCAA cheerleader outfits

Boise State wins high marks for this fun, flirty look, but Miami should have left its tops in the locker room.

 

[General Malaise]

GM, no package yet. Am I just not playing with full deck of cards here?

Well, let me see if I can find the receipt that has the tracking numero on it. I'm not so good at keeping receipts, so this might not go well.

Got it!!! Thank you so much! What an awesome package. I was blown away. Thank you! Thank you! Which beer do you recommend I crack open first?I don't know how to link from the IPhone, but here is what GM sent, cat not included. http://i.imgur.com/AaAaNzg.jpg

Oh, phew! I was starting to panic on where the hell that receipt was (though I'm 99.99% it's gone gone) and also panicking a little because, well..... Also, I don't mean to alarm you, but your house is vertical. Might want to have that looked at.As for the beers...I think the one you'll enjoy the most is the Laurelwood Free Range Red. That's a perfect beer for a nice spring afternoon. Not TOO heavy, but certainly not a light weight. All those beers will pack quite a wallop for alcohol content, but the ones from Ninkasi and 10 Barrel are known for their punch. Pyramid is probably my least favorite of the group, but it's pretty light. Add a lemon wedge. Enjoy GB, and again, thank you SO MUCH for your help with our shirt!