Officer Pete Malloy
Footballguy
I hate playing poker in the casino. Too many people taking themselves too seriously. Too many wannabe "pros". It's not like your home game where you can bust-balls and joke around.I, General Malaise, have never in my life played poker at a casino. It scares and intimidates me. BUT...I'm willing to give it a go as I have supreme time to kill and access to casinos in all major directions. Tips, pointers, advise? How much do I need to bring? Do I need glasses with the eyes painted on them? Will my visor be a boon or a bane? Should I employ Tanner schtick? How about I offer to drive other poker players' cars while three sheets to the wind? Where does taking a bathroom break mid-hand rank in etiquette?
Oh, DFW beer selection sucks more clock than a pron star with a thirst. Premium beer = Sam Adams. :vomit:
It also moves too slow.