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Uni,Stu> I'm a late entry for the cancer crawl Saturday. How hipster do I have to dress for this thing? Mini-coshole at some point just so I can try and score with something left in Stu's wake?

 
Of course it's ####### raining AGAIN here. Oh well, getting our will updated at 11 so I guess I don't need the exercise as far as Mrs. SLB is concerned.
I was in the 'burbs of Chicago for 36 hours last week. I haven't seen that much rain in the last 8 years combined. What did you people do to piss off baby jeebus?
I spent last week in the truck yard outside of one of our buildings in the Indy area. That was fun.

 
Of course it's ####### raining AGAIN here. Oh well, getting our will updated at 11 so I guess I don't need the exercise as far as Mrs. SLB is concerned.
I was in the 'burbs of Chicago for 36 hours last week. I haven't seen that much rain in the last 8 years combined. What did you people do to piss off baby jeebus?
I spent last week in the truck yard outside of one of our buildings in the Indy area. That was fun.
Am I supposed to be surprised by this? It seems like the typical place for a drifter.

 
Uni,Stu> I'm a late entry for the cancer crawl Saturday. How hipster do I have to dress for this thing? Mini-coshole at some point just so I can try and score with something left in Stu's wake?
If you will truly be crawling, a hospital gown sans underwear is :moneybag:

 
I remember when I went to Chicago and I asked if people wanted to hang and was summarily ignored. Good times.
<_<

I don't think I ever heard back from you.
<_< <_<
conversation from 12/26

Me (to Hack): you available for drinks later today? TRE is in town. No real plans yet.

Hack (to me): Hmmmm. running some errands and need to head out naperville later. tomorrow works better for me. is he still here tomorrow?

TRE (to anyone): :crickets:

 
Uni,Stu> I'm a late entry for the cancer crawl Saturday. How hipster do I have to dress for this thing? Mini-coshole at some point just so I can try and score with something left in Stu's wake?
:excited:You'll get a pub crawl t-shirt to wear. Some teams coordinate funny outfits but for the most part it's fairly normal. I would consider the crowd more frat boy/uptown girl-ish than hipster. Common misconception is that it's a competition, but really it's just casual drinking at various bars in uptown. Although quite a few people will be doing bar games and stuff like that everywhere you go. Just have to remember to pace yourself if you want to keep drinking into the evening. Weather should be perfect all afternoon/evening for uptown roof patios.We should all be able to meet up at the after party, which is a large outdoor blocked off section with unlimited free beer. :thumbup:
 
Cos, I know the new bored is great and all but sometimes PM notification sucks, so let this serve as notification that I PMed you my cell.

 
Ignoramus said:
Houstonguys: TF and I are meeting at 5:30ish at Home Plate Bar & Grill for tomorrow's 7:05 Astros/Mariners game. First drink is on me.
Cos? Charvik? Anyone else?He's in meetings today and will likely be unable to confirm this, but I just got a text from TF and he graciously offered a handy to any FBG in attendance.
Okay, I'm leaving in about 10 min. I'm going to PM you my cell, please forward to TF, altho I think he has it.

eta 5;45

Does this joint have wifi? I need to take care of some bidness before I get drunk

 
Uni,Stu> I'm a late entry for the cancer crawl Saturday. How hipster do I have to dress for this thing? Mini-coshole at some point just so I can try and score with something left in Stu's wake?
:excited:You'll get a pub crawl t-shirt to wear. Some teams coordinate funny outfits but for the most part it's fairly normal. I would consider the crowd more frat boy/uptown girl-ish than hipster.Common misconception is that it's a competition, but really it's just casual drinking at various bars in uptown. Although quite a few people will be doing bar games and stuff like that everywhere you go. Just have to remember to pace yourself if you want to keep drinking into the evening. Weather should be perfect all afternoon/evening for uptown roof patios.We should all be able to meet up at the after party, which is a large outdoor blocked off section with unlimited free beer. :thumbup:
Because I am sure what we will need at the end of this thing is more beer. :drive:

(Full disclaimer: I'm not driving after the event)

 
Ignoramus said:
Houstonguys: TF and I are meeting at 5:30ish at Home Plate Bar & Grill for tomorrow's 7:05 Astros/Mariners game. First drink is on me.
Cos? Charvik? Anyone else?He's in meetings today and will likely be unable to confirm this, but I just got a text from TF and he graciously offered a handy to any FBG in attendance.
I'm trying to justify/make this happen. Seven hours on the road $50 in gas and $150 for a hotel. Seems like I should get to cornhole some A-listers for that much time and scratch
pfft

 
I just informed my house manager she would be acting as a designated driver the rest of the day. Houston-bound
Feel better about explaining this to the wife now. Before it was "I'm going to a bar and the game with a dude I met on the Internet" which sounds kind of weird. Now it's "two dudes I met on the Internet," which she should be much more comfortable with.
you weren't at coshole? Thought you went for some reason.

Either way, this is cos and my 3rd meeting. Does that mean I have to sleep with him?

 
I just informed my house manager she would be acting as a designated driver the rest of the day. Houston-bound
Feel better about explaining this to the wife now. Before it was "I'm going to a bar and the game with a dude I met on the Internet" which sounds kind of weird. Now it's "two dudes I met on the Internet," which she should be much more comfortable with.
you weren't at coshole? Thought you went for some reason.

Either way, this is cos and my 3rd meeting. Does that mean I have to sleep with him?
You don't have to. You get to.

 
Of course it's ####### raining AGAIN here. Oh well, getting our will updated at 11 so I guess I don't need the exercise as far as Mrs. SLB is concerned.
I was in the 'burbs of Chicago for 36 hours last week.
:coffee:
I'm guessing you wouldn't have had much fun at the visitation or the funeral.
Sorry to hear GB. I was thinking about you too. We had lunch at Cunnetto's (salad, tuttomare, cannelloni) after lawyer will talk.

Of course it's ####### raining AGAIN here. Oh well, getting our will updated at 11 so I guess I don't need the exercise as far as Mrs. SLB is concerned.
I was in the 'burbs of Chicago for 36 hours last week. I haven't seen that much rain in the last 8 years combined. What did you people do to piss off baby jeebus?
I was trying a new way to masturbate and I think I may have inadvertantly been doing a rain dance.
There is your answer to how you lost 3lbs iwthout walking. it went into your sock 2 oz at a time.
LOL

 
Of course it's ####### raining AGAIN here. Oh well, getting our will updated at 11 so I guess I don't need the exercise as far as Mrs. SLB is concerned.
I was in the 'burbs of Chicago for 36 hours last week. I haven't seen that much rain in the last 8 years combined. What did you people do to piss off baby jeebus?
I spent last week in the truck yard outside of one of our buildings in the Indy area. That was fun.
Doing what?

BTW, the port on my wife's Kindle is busted and won't accept a charger. This is her second one that replaced the original that was still under warranty at the time. I bought the original for her Christmas 2011. According to customer service she is SOL and has to buy a new one. Thoughts on this? TIA

 
BTW, the port on my wife's Kindle is busted and won't accept a charger. This is her second one that replaced the original that was still under warranty at the time. I bought the original for her Christmas 2011. According to customer service she is SOL and has to buy a new one. Thoughts on this? TIA
Get the original one back and dip it in white gold,then give it back to her.

 
BTW, the port on my wife's Kindle is busted and won't accept a charger. This is her second one that replaced the original that was still under warranty at the time. I bought the original for her Christmas 2011. According to customer service she is SOL and has to buy a new one. Thoughts on this? TIA
Get the original one back and dip it in white gold,then give it back to her.
:lmao:

 
Cliff notes?
Friendly neighborhood FFAer stopped and bought a baby Wallaby for a grand cash at some roadside petting zoo in Iowa to bring home and raise as a pet in Wisconsin. He posted pictures and videos and a fun time was had by all. Then he got a visit from the government accusing him of importing some illegal wildlife or something. He shut everything down and is convinced that someone from these boards ratted him out.Tanner was one of the only people all along saying that this was a really bad idea that would end badly for all involved. So, he's definitely suspect!
What ended up happening here?

 
Cliff notes?
Friendly neighborhood FFAer stopped and bought a baby Wallaby for a grand cash at some roadside petting zoo in Iowa to bring home and raise as a pet in Wisconsin. He posted pictures and videos and a fun time was had by all. Then he got a visit from the government accusing him of importing some illegal wildlife or something. He shut everything down and is convinced that someone from these boards ratted him out.Tanner was one of the only people all along saying that this was a really bad idea that would end badly for all involved. So, he's definitely suspect!
What ended up happening here?
I was jumped for being the voice of reason yet in the end I was correct.

 
Uni,Stu> I'm a late entry for the cancer crawl Saturday. How hipster do I have to dress for this thing? Mini-coshole at some point just so I can try and score with something left in Stu's wake?
:excited:You'll get a pub crawl t-shirt to wear. Some teams coordinate funny outfits but for the most part it's fairly normal. I would consider the crowd more frat boy/uptown girl-ish than hipster.Common misconception is that it's a competition, but really it's just casual drinking at various bars in uptown. Although quite a few people will be doing bar games and stuff like that everywhere you go. Just have to remember to pace yourself if you want to keep drinking into the evening. Weather should be perfect all afternoon/evening for uptown roof patios.We should all be able to meet up at the after party, which is a large outdoor blocked off section with unlimited free beer. :thumbup:
"Are you from the internet?"

 
Uni,Stu> I'm a late entry for the cancer crawl Saturday. How hipster do I have to dress for this thing? Mini-coshole at some point just so I can try and score with something left in Stu's wake?
:excited:You'll get a pub crawl t-shirt to wear. Some teams coordinate funny outfits but for the most part it's fairly normal. I would consider the crowd more frat boy/uptown girl-ish than hipster.Common misconception is that it's a competition, but really it's just casual drinking at various bars in uptown. Although quite a few people will be doing bar games and stuff like that everywhere you go. Just have to remember to pace yourself if you want to keep drinking into the evening. Weather should be perfect all afternoon/evening for uptown roof patios.We should all be able to meet up at the after party, which is a large outdoor blocked off section with unlimited free beer. :thumbup:
"Are you from the internet?"
Does anybody ever, you know....crawl? Where does that rank on schtick meter? JoeT, ruling?

 
Of course it's ####### raining AGAIN here. Oh well, getting our will updated at 11 so I guess I don't need the exercise as far as Mrs. SLB is concerned.
I was in the 'burbs of Chicago for 36 hours last week. I haven't seen that much rain in the last 8 years combined. What did you people do to piss off baby jeebus?
I spent last week in the truck yard outside of one of our buildings in the Indy area. That was fun.
Doing what?

BTW, the port on my wife's Kindle is busted and won't accept a charger. This is her second one that replaced the original that was still under warranty at the time. I bought the original for her Christmas 2011. According to customer service she is SOL and has to buy a new one. Thoughts on this? TIA
Watching trucks and truck drivers fumble around.

Did you call CS? You'll always get better results on the phone. Be nice and explain that you're upset because you love your kindle but this is the second time this happened and you can't see yourself buying another one if Amazon won't stand by it.

I'd be surprised if they don't send you a new one.

 
I remember when I went to Chicago and I asked if people wanted to hang and was summarily ignored. Good times.
<_<

I don't think I ever heard back from you.
<_< <_<
conversation from 12/26

Me (to Hack): you available for drinks later today? TRE is in town. No real plans yet.

Hack (to me): Hmmmm. running some errands and need to head out naperville later. tomorrow works better for me. is he still here tomorrow?

TRE (to anyone): :crickets:
Apology accepted.

 
Uni,Stu> I'm a late entry for the cancer crawl Saturday. How hipster do I have to dress for this thing? Mini-coshole at some point just so I can try and score with something left in Stu's wake?
:excited:You'll get a pub crawl t-shirt to wear. Some teams coordinate funny outfits but for the most part it's fairly normal. I would consider the crowd more frat boy/uptown girl-ish than hipster.Common misconception is that it's a competition, but really it's just casual drinking at various bars in uptown. Although quite a few people will be doing bar games and stuff like that everywhere you go. Just have to remember to pace yourself if you want to keep drinking into the evening. Weather should be perfect all afternoon/evening for uptown roof patios.We should all be able to meet up at the after party, which is a large outdoor blocked off section with unlimited free beer. :thumbup:
"Are you from the internet?"
Does anybody ever, you know....crawl? Where does that rank on schtick meter? JoeT, ruling?
oof

 
Uni,Stu> I'm a late entry for the cancer crawl Saturday. How hipster do I have to dress for this thing? Mini-coshole at some point just so I can try and score with something left in Stu's wake?
:excited:You'll get a pub crawl t-shirt to wear. Some teams coordinate funny outfits but for the most part it's fairly normal. I would consider the crowd more frat boy/uptown girl-ish than hipster.Common misconception is that it's a competition, but really it's just casual drinking at various bars in uptown. Although quite a few people will be doing bar games and stuff like that everywhere you go. Just have to remember to pace yourself if you want to keep drinking into the evening. Weather should be perfect all afternoon/evening for uptown roof patios.We should all be able to meet up at the after party, which is a large outdoor blocked off section with unlimited free beer. :thumbup:
"Are you from the internet?"
Does anybody ever, you know....crawl? Where does that rank on schtick meter? JoeT, ruling?
I wouldn't recommend it.

 
Of course it's ####### raining AGAIN here. Oh well, getting our will updated at 11 so I guess I don't need the exercise as far as Mrs. SLB is concerned.
I was in the 'burbs of Chicago for 36 hours last week. I haven't seen that much rain in the last 8 years combined. What did you people do to piss off baby jeebus?
I spent last week in the truck yard outside of one of our buildings in the Indy area. That was fun.
Doing what?

BTW, the port on my wife's Kindle is busted and won't accept a charger. This is her second one that replaced the original that was still under warranty at the time. I bought the original for her Christmas 2011. According to customer service she is SOL and has to buy a new one. Thoughts on this? TIA
Watching trucks and truck drivers fumble around.

Did you call CS? You'll always get better results on the phone. Be nice and explain that you're upset because you love your kindle but this is the second time this happened and you can't see yourself buying another one if Amazon won't stand by it.

I'd be surprised if they don't send you a new one.
She called them already and was told "tough". I'll have her call again and see. Thanks for your help!

BTW, the port on my wife's Kindle is busted and won't accept a charger. This is her second one that replaced the original that was still under warranty at the time. I bought the original for her Christmas 2011. According to customer service she is SOL and has to buy a new one. Thoughts on this? TIA
Get the original one back and dip it in white gold,then give it back to her.
:lmao:
:lmao: :lmao:

 
Uni,Stu> I'm a late entry for the cancer crawl Saturday. How hipster do I have to dress for this thing? Mini-coshole at some point just so I can try and score with something left in Stu's wake?
:excited:You'll get a pub crawl t-shirt to wear. Some teams coordinate funny outfits but for the most part it's fairly normal. I would consider the crowd more frat boy/uptown girl-ish than hipster.Common misconception is that it's a competition, but really it's just casual drinking at various bars in uptown. Although quite a few people will be doing bar games and stuff like that everywhere you go. Just have to remember to pace yourself if you want to keep drinking into the evening. Weather should be perfect all afternoon/evening for uptown roof patios.We should all be able to meet up at the after party, which is a large outdoor blocked off section with unlimited free beer. :thumbup:
"Are you from the internet?"
Does anybody ever, you know....crawl? Where does that rank on schtick meter? JoeT, ruling?
I wouldn't recommend it.
Yeah, my humor never was a good fit in Big D. :kicksrock:

 
Uni,Stu> I'm a late entry for the cancer crawl Saturday. How hipster do I have to dress for this thing? Mini-coshole at some point just so I can try and score with something left in Stu's wake?
:excited:You'll get a pub crawl t-shirt to wear. Some teams coordinate funny outfits but for the most part it's fairly normal. I would consider the crowd more frat boy/uptown girl-ish than hipster.Common misconception is that it's a competition, but really it's just casual drinking at various bars in uptown. Although quite a few people will be doing bar games and stuff like that everywhere you go. Just have to remember to pace yourself if you want to keep drinking into the evening. Weather should be perfect all afternoon/evening for uptown roof patios.We should all be able to meet up at the after party, which is a large outdoor blocked off section with unlimited free beer. :thumbup:
"Are you from the internet?"
:lmao:Almost as awkward as when I met "Cos" for the first time. Except it wasn't Cos and the random redneck Bogart happened to be sitting next to at the ballpark thought I was ####### insane. "huh, I thought you'd look older!" :bag:
 
Of course it's ####### raining AGAIN here. Oh well, getting our will updated at 11 so I guess I don't need the exercise as far as Mrs. SLB is concerned.
I was in the 'burbs of Chicago for 36 hours last week. I haven't seen that much rain in the last 8 years combined. What did you people do to piss off baby jeebus?
I spent last week in the truck yard outside of one of our buildings in the Indy area. That was fun.
Doing what?

BTW, the port on my wife's Kindle is busted and won't accept a charger. This is her second one that replaced the original that was still under warranty at the time. I bought the original for her Christmas 2011. According to customer service she is SOL and has to buy a new one. Thoughts on this? TIA
Watching trucks and truck drivers fumble around.

Did you call CS? You'll always get better results on the phone. Be nice and explain that you're upset because you love your kindle but this is the second time this happened and you can't see yourself buying another one if Amazon won't stand by it.

I'd be surprised if they don't send you a new one.
She called them already and was told "tough". I'll have her call again and see. Thanks for your help!

>

BTW, the port on my wife's Kindle is busted and won't accept a charger. This is her second one that replaced the original that was still under warranty at the time. I bought the original for her Christmas 2011. According to customer service she is SOL and has to buy a new one. Thoughts on this? TIA
Get the original one back and dip it in white gold,then give it back to her.
:lmao:
:lmao: :lmao:
:hifive: :hifive: She's getting a new one. I told her to use me as the bad guy since in this situation, I am. Of course when I said "see, aren't you glad you called again?" She replied, "I wanted to upgrade to the HD version <_< . "

####### women. :wall: :hot: :wall: :hot:

 
Uni,Stu> I'm a late entry for the cancer crawl Saturday. How hipster do I have to dress for this thing? Mini-coshole at some point just so I can try and score with something left in Stu's wake?
:excited:You'll get a pub crawl t-shirt to wear. Some teams coordinate funny outfits but for the most part it's fairly normal. I would consider the crowd more frat boy/uptown girl-ish than hipster.Common misconception is that it's a competition, but really it's just casual drinking at various bars in uptown. Although quite a few people will be doing bar games and stuff like that everywhere you go. Just have to remember to pace yourself if you want to keep drinking into the evening. Weather should be perfect all afternoon/evening for uptown roof patios.We should all be able to meet up at the after party, which is a large outdoor blocked off section with unlimited free beer. :thumbup:
"Are you from the internet?"
:lmao:Almost as awkward as when I met "Cos" for the first time. Except it wasn't Cos and the random redneck Bogart happened to be sitting next to at the ballpark thought I was ####### insane. "huh, I thought you'd look older!" :bag:
I think "Are you from the Internet?" is what you asked the guy. :bag:

 
Of course it's ####### raining AGAIN here. Oh well, getting our will updated at 11 so I guess I don't need the exercise as far as Mrs. SLB is concerned.
I was in the 'burbs of Chicago for 36 hours last week. I haven't seen that much rain in the last 8 years combined. What did you people do to piss off baby jeebus?
I spent last week in the truck yard outside of one of our buildings in the Indy area. That was fun.
Doing what?

BTW, the port on my wife's Kindle is busted and won't accept a charger. This is her second one that replaced the original that was still under warranty at the time. I bought the original for her Christmas 2011. According to customer service she is SOL and has to buy a new one. Thoughts on this? TIA
Watching trucks and truck drivers fumble around.

Did you call CS? You'll always get better results on the phone. Be nice and explain that you're upset because you love your kindle but this is the second time this happened and you can't see yourself buying another one if Amazon won't stand by it.

I'd be surprised if they don't send you a new one.
She called them already and was told "tough". I'll have her call again and see. Thanks for your help!

BTW, the port on my wife's Kindle is busted and won't accept a charger. This is her second one that replaced the original that was still under warranty at the time. I bought the original for her Christmas 2011. According to customer service she is SOL and has to buy a new one. Thoughts on this? TIA
Get the original one back and dip it in white gold,then give it back to her.
:lmao:
:lmao: :lmao:
Are you guys Prime customers? If you are, you are probably more likely to get taken care of. If you are not, you can probably also try and have them give you a free 1 yr Prime membership if they won't budge.

 
Of course it's ####### raining AGAIN here. Oh well, getting our will updated at 11 so I guess I don't need the exercise as far as Mrs. SLB is concerned.
I was in the 'burbs of Chicago for 36 hours last week. I haven't seen that much rain in the last 8 years combined. What did you people do to piss off baby jeebus?
I spent last week in the truck yard outside of one of our buildings in the Indy area. That was fun.
Doing what?

BTW, the port on my wife's Kindle is busted and won't accept a charger. This is her second one that replaced the original that was still under warranty at the time. I bought the original for her Christmas 2011. According to customer service she is SOL and has to buy a new one. Thoughts on this? TIA
Watching trucks and truck drivers fumble around.

Did you call CS? You'll always get better results on the phone. Be nice and explain that you're upset because you love your kindle but this is the second time this happened and you can't see yourself buying another one if Amazon won't stand by it.

I'd be surprised if they don't send you a new one.
She called them already and was told "tough". I'll have her call again and see. Thanks for your help!

>

BTW, the port on my wife's Kindle is busted and won't accept a charger. This is her second one that replaced the original that was still under warranty at the time. I bought the original for her Christmas 2011. According to customer service she is SOL and has to buy a new one. Thoughts on this? TIA
Get the original one back and dip it in white gold,then give it back to her.
:lmao:
:lmao: :lmao:
Are you guys Prime customers? If you are, you are probably more likely to get taken care of. If you are not, you can probably also try and have them give you a free 1 yr Prime membership if they won't budge.
We are, I replied above unless you are talking about the HD part. She is getting a new one for free which is all I care about. This was her third call and the first two the people wouldn't budge but the 3rd gal just said no problem and issued a new one. :shrug:

 
I remember when I went to Chicago and I asked if people wanted to hang and was summarily ignored. Good times.
<_< I don't think I ever heard back from you.
<_< <_<
conversation from 12/26 Me (to Hack): you available for drinks later today? TRE is in town. No real plans yet.Hack (to me): Hmmmm. running some errands and need to head out naperville later. tomorrow works better for me. is he still here tomorrow? TRE (to anyone): :crickets:
I was in Chicago and got the Hack brush off a few years ago. Didn't even bother telling anyone last week. Just avoid the disappointment.
 

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