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I've never been on one of these big 7 seat across planes. This thing is huge. There's also an old lady sitting in front of me that had two mimosas and is #### faced out of her mind. :mellow: :lmao:Mrs. SLB has vicodin on her person. I can see that in my future.
Maybe a little info about "where "on her person... :popcorn:

(Tell Pepper I say hello, and that the man next to her has devious plans in mind for someone's pantaloons.)

 
Disco Stu, on 30 Apr 2013 - 12:39, said:

St. Louis Bob, on 30 Apr 2013 - 12:04, said:

Officer Pete Malloy, on 30 Apr 2013 - 11:51, said:

St. Louis Bob, on 30 Apr 2013 - 11:48, said:There's a woman with a baby sitting next to us. Are you ####### kidding me?!!! :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
Ask her if she "gripped it and ripped it".
:lmao: :lmao: And I have a tall guy sitting behind me that has kicked my chair at least a dozen times already and we haven't even taken off. Thank the good dude for this vodka.
How long of a flight are we talking here?
Dallas to Hawaii I guess.
 
Disco Stu, on 30 Apr 2013 - 12:39, said:

St. Louis Bob, on 30 Apr 2013 - 12:04, said:

Officer Pete Malloy, on 30 Apr 2013 - 11:51, said:

St. Louis Bob, on 30 Apr 2013 - 11:48, said:There's a woman with a baby sitting next to us. Are you ####### kidding me?!!! :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
Ask her if she "gripped it and ripped it".
:lmao: :lmao: And I have a tall guy sitting behind me that has kicked my chair at least a dozen times already and we haven't even taken off. Thank the good dude for this vodka.
How long of a flight are we talking here?
Dallas to Hawaii I guess.
So that would be some 7 or 8 hours. Good luck SLB.

 
Just found out my company got sold so looks like I'm out of the sexy world of vacuum erection devices and injectable erectile dysfunction medicines. Might grab some ErecAids on my way out the door for good measure.

 
Stu met her?

Did -fish- get his "big brother" on and threaten to break legs if Stu unleashed the Stu Magic™?

Wait....or by "here" you mean the GMTAN? I know she's been brought up before. My shoddy notebook says Tanner made her laugh or something on the facebooks and everyone in the GMTAN got jealous.

 
Stu met her?

Did -fish- get his "big brother" on and threaten to break legs if Stu unleashed the Stu Magic™?

Wait....or by "here" you mean the GMTAN? I know she's been brought up before. My shoddy notebook says Tanner made her laugh or something on the facebooks and everyone in the GMTAN got jealous.
Stu has never met her. Tanner receives drunken facebook messages from her quarterly.

 
Stu met her?

Did -fish- get his "big brother" on and threaten to break legs if Stu unleashed the Stu Magic™?

Wait....or by "here" you mean the GMTAN? I know she's been brought up before. My shoddy notebook says Tanner made her laugh or something on the facebooks and everyone in the GMTAN got jealous.
Stu has never met her. Tanner receives drunken facebook messages from her quarterly.
Ask her why she stopped.

 

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