GM's thread about nothing (19 Viewers)

[Crazy Canuck]

Also, Happy birthday Tre.

May you finish the cask and lick the wood tonight.

 

[Abraham]

First day of work. Very excited. Think ill treat the wife to Olive Garden tonight. Yum yum.

 

[Disco Stu]

Crap. Seriously question: when is mother's day? I don't think I missed it because I'm still in one piece.

11 shopping days til Mother's day.

 

[Crazy Canuck]

Crap. Seriously question: when is mother's day? I don't think I missed it because I'm still in one piece.

11 shopping days til Mother's day.

Thanks for the save, my friend.

 

[Idiot Boxer]

Crap. Seriously question: when is mother's day? I don't think I missed it because I'm still in one piece.

11 shopping days til Mother's day.

In America. Canadian Mother's Day was last Tuesday.

 

[Abraham]

New boss is going to buy me a 27" Thunderbolt Display this afternoon since I use a Mac. :surprise:

 

[strykerpks]

New boss is going to buy me a 27" Thunderbolt Display this afternoon since I use a Mac. :surprise:

It's probably just me but I wouldn't be on the internet much on my first day at a new job.

 

[BigJohn]

Done. Mrs slb can't walk. Light weight.

Did you grip it and rip it?

 

[BigJohn]

First day of work. Very excited. Think ill treat the wife to Olive Garden tonight. Yum yum.

I thought you were trying to repair your marriage?

 

[Crazy Canuck]

[url=http://imgur.com/U59uL5uhttp://imgur.com/U59uL5u"]Rough going

 

[Captain Quinoa]

We had a division meeting today to announce promotions for my boss and myself.

I was late and missed the announcement.

 

[bentley]

Don't know where else to put this (doesn't seem like something I would want to tweet), so I will just leave it here.

Sliced my taint while manscaping this morning. There was blood.

 

[Disco Stu]

Don't know where else to put this (doesn't seem like something I would want to tweet), so I will just leave it here.Sliced my taint while manscaping this morning. There was blood.

Jesus. Did you grip it and rip it? T&Ps.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Done. Mrs slb can't walk. Light weight.

Did you grip it and rip it?

Unfortunately yes. She's not into rape. She was disciplined this morning though.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

SLB doing vacation like a rock star. I'm slowly starting to think he's an alien. Him and his wife. No couple as old as us should be able to party like those two. When the CCs do vacation we drink more coffee than booze. SLB and Mrs. SLB? They inhale so much booze the local economy is affected. Six pack prices go up a dollar. Vodka stores go into drought. When they hit the beach, people grab their Corona buckets and run. There's no way they're human. They live too large to be human.

Meh, she's wasn't even the same category. We met two other couples and closed the party down. Then walked down the beach and closed a bar. My new bff wanted to go to another bar but I was pretty sure I would never see Pepper again. His wife is silly hot. She thinks I'm funny.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Think we are going to meet SLBD for dinner tonight.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Done. Mrs slb can't walk. Light weight.

Did you grip it and rip it?

Unfortunately yes. She's not into rape.

That's not rape.

[/Otis]

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Think we are going to meet SLBD for dinner tonight.

That guy texted me some sweet beach tittahs last night. Attractive female variety too.

 

[Thorn]

We had a division meeting today to announce promotions for my boss and myself.

I was late and missed the announcement.

RESOLVED that, henceforth, you shall be known as Major Quinoa.

 

[Thorn]

Don't know where else to put this (doesn't seem like something I would want to tweet), so I will just leave it here.Sliced my taint while manscaping this morning. There was blood.

 

[UOFI_316]

Offdee 8 (a 9 if you like small bewbs) in Hgtv right now flipping a house with her dorky boyfriend. Wife is going to catch me watching this soon.

Rehab addict

No more needs to be said

I watched all the On Demand episodes in a week with my wife. I really enjoyed the scenes were she had to bend over and really scrub the floor. My wife liked that she is a single mom who does the work herself. I assume Frosty and TRe have bumped elbows with her at a meat raffle or something by now.

 

[UniAlias]

TPW for Bentley's bloody taint.

Band name?

 

[Homer J Simpson]

We had a division meeting today to announce promotions for my boss and myself.

I was late and missed the announcement.

RESOLVED that, henceforth, you shall be known as Major Quinoa.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

TPW for Bentley's bloody taint.Band name?

Bentley's taint is never far from my thoughts.

Stay strong, buddy.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

I'm thinking we can

TPW for Bentley's bloody taint.Band name?

Bentley's taint is never far from my thoughts.

Stay strong, buddy.

I'm thinking we should get some burnt orange "taintstrong" bracelets produced.

 

[Limp Ditka]

I'm thinking we can

TPW for Bentley's bloody taint.Band name?

Bentley's taint is never far from my thoughts.

Stay strong, buddy.

I'm thinking we should get some burnt orange "taintstrong" bracelets produced.

 

[UniAlias]

 

[Mr. Pickles]

My Link

Really? No one found this even mildly amusing?

The overt gayness and use of sippy cups was a bit much.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

My Link

Really? No one found this even mildly amusing?

The overt gayness and use of sippy cups was a bit much.

Plus it's been around for a few weeks.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

My Link

Really? No one found this even mildly amusing?

The overt gayness and use of sippy cups was a bit much.

Plus it's been around for a few weeks.

Exactly

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Don't know where else to put this (doesn't seem like something I would want to tweet), so I will just leave it here.Sliced my taint while manscaping this morning. There was blood.

From now on your Delta Tau Chi name is "Grundle".

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

My Link

Really? No one found this even mildly amusing?

The overt gayness and use of sippy cups was a bit much.

Ok, Larryboy.

 

[Disco Stu]

I like how we're throwing around UniAlias like we should know who this guy is.

best I can tell is he hangs with Stu. otherwise, I got nothing.

GB Uni has really shot up the rankings the past nine months.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

I like how we're throwing around UniAlias like we should know who this guy is.

best I can tell is he hangs with Stu. otherwise, I got nothing.

GB Uni has really shot up the rankings the past nine months.

I think we should start referring to him as "The Kid."

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

I like how we're throwing around UniAlias like we should know who this guy is.

best I can tell is he hangs with Stu. otherwise, I got nothing.

GB Uni has really shot up the rankings the past nine months.

I think we should start referring to him as "The Kid."

I'm going with "Chaz" this weekend.

 

[Thorn]

Don't know where else to put this (doesn't seem like something I would want to tweet), so I will just leave it here.Sliced my taint while manscaping this morning. There was blood.

There Will Be Blood 2: There Will Be Crud

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Done. Mrs slb can't walk. Light weight.

Did you grip it and rip it?

Unfortunately yes. She's not into rape.

That's not rape. [/Otis]

Yes, lots of pretty women here. Bentley sorry about your g spot.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

I like how we're throwing around UniAlias like we should know who this guy is.

best I can tell is he hangs with Stu. otherwise, I got nothing.

GB Uni has really shot up the rankings the past nine months.

I think we should start referring to him as "The Kid."

I'm going with "Chaz" this weekend.

I'll alow it.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I like how we're throwing around UniAlias like we should know who this guy is.

best I can tell is he hangs with Stu. otherwise, I got nothing.

GB Uni has really shot up the rankings the past nine months.

I think we should start referring to him as "The Kid."

I like this. Also played some cornole ocean side last night. Nobody thought" another win for Milos" was nearly as funny as I did. Pretty sure the Bosnian dude thought I was making fun of him though.

 

[Crazy Canuck]

Don't know where else to put this (doesn't seem like something I would want to tweet), so I will just leave it here.Sliced my taint while manscaping this morning. There was blood.

Penny pic or it didn't happen.

 

[Crazy Canuck]

I was going to change my sig to TAINTSTRONG, but this new fangled FBG software has me GMed.

 

[Drifter]

Think we are going to meet SLBD for dinner tonight.

Be careful of Maui Wowie I'm sure he'll be packing.

 

[SofaKings]

We had a division meeting today to announce promotions for my boss and myself.

I was late and missed the announcement.

Must be present to win?

 

[UniAlias]

I like how we're throwing around UniAlias like we should know who this guy is.

best I can tell is he hangs with Stu. otherwise, I got nothing.

GB Uni has really shot up the rankings the past nine months.

I think we should start referring to him as "The Kid."

I'm going with "Chaz" this weekend.

Happy Birthday, internet friend. Two more days and we can consummate this relationship.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

I like how we're throwing around UniAlias like we should know who this guy is.

best I can tell is he hangs with Stu. otherwise, I got nothing.

GB Uni has really shot up the rankings the past nine months.

I think we should start referring to him as "The Kid."

I'm going with "Chaz" this weekend.

Happy Birthday, internet friend. Two more days and we can consummate this relationship.

I'm a suprisingly gentle and giving lover.

 

[Bogart]

"taintstrong"

 

[Bogart]

I like how we're throwing around UniAlias like we should know who this guy is.

best I can tell is he hangs with Stu. otherwise, I got nothing.

GB Uni has really shot up the rankings the past nine months.

I think we should start referring to him as "The Kid."

I'm going with "Chaz" this weekend.

Happy Birthday, internet friend. Two more days and we can consummate this relationship.

I'm a suprisingly gentle and giving lover.

That's exactly what Homer told him. I think Homer lied, lied really really hard.

 

[Guster]

Don't know where else to put this (doesn't seem like something I would want to tweet), so I will just leave it here.Sliced my taint while manscaping this morning. There was blood.

Jesus. Did you grip it and rip it? T&Ps.

Toilet paper & Pads?

 

[Disco Stu]

I like how we're throwing around UniAlias like we should know who this guy is.

best I can tell is he hangs with Stu. otherwise, I got nothing.

GB Uni has really shot up the rankings the past nine months.

I think we should start referring to him as "The Kid."

I'm going with "Chaz" this weekend.

Happy Birthday, internet friend. Two more days and we can consummate this relationship.

Careful Chaz, Tre is clearly a top.

owerbottom:

 

[Sammy3469]

I like how we're throwing around UniAlias like we should know who this guy is.

best I can tell is he hangs with Stu. otherwise, I got nothing.

GB Uni has really shot up the rankings the past nine months.

I think we should start referring to him as "The Kid."

I like this.Also played some cornole ocean side last night. Nobody thought" another win for Milos" was nearly as funny as I did. Pretty sure the Bosnian dude thought I was making fun of him though.

Here's a hint...do F with Bosnians