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phishphan
Footballguy
1. dial *67 and the number
2. when they answer, very rudely say "who is dis?!?!"
3. receive answer
4. hang up and/or profit
phishphan
Footballguy
I used to chat with ACP quite often. you too. I think switching over to Gogle Talk caused the break-ups.
Joe T
Footballguy
I was going to write the bolded part, but you finished with it.Alright, figured I haven't posted much here recently, so might as well give a little update. lol, ok... A long rambling update without any real payoff, yet.There's this girl that I really like. She reminds me a bit of a younger, girl version of me with a bit more of a sexy nerd twist to her. Lets call her nerdy girl. The path to anything happening is long, winding and full of landmines, but I've never been known for letting a challenge deter me from putting forth a valiant effortFor starters, she's a good bit younger than me. While not a huge hurdle in my mind, 23 year olds aren't exactly out there searching for the perfect 35 year old divorced guy with a kid. Oh and then there's the fact that we work together, well until I start my new role on Monday. And I guess it's more than just working together...technically I'm her mentorAs Bogart so eloquently put it in his coshole write up, my game is akin to Bill Laimbeer, so I'm not exactly subtle when I like a girl. She obviously caught on and we had some good talks about it. She put me squarely in friend zone based on circumstances (she could report to me one day, I have a kid, etc). That said, we have pretty much become best friends over the past month. I have seen her every work day and probably half of the weekend days. We have texted every single day for the past month (since i tried to ramp things. A bit).She has epilepsy and had a seizure earlier this year so she can't drive right now. She was helping me with my 2 week long brainstorming and I gave her a ride to and from every day with some great, candid chats during the ride and in her parking lot. There were some days when i would pull into her driveway before 5 and we would just it there chatting til almost 6 without realizing it. Just a great, fun connection, but as nothing more than friends.So, she had been pescatarian but wanted to get back to eating meat (insert juvenile joke here) because she's been teaching fitness classes on the side and needs more protein (insert Woz joke here), so she volunteered me to BBQ for her and our mutual friends this past Saturday. She was the first one here and by mid-afternoon most of our other friends had gone except for one couple. We ended up drinking a ton and smoking til we were all sufficiently toasted and then went bar hopping. Great fun...The only issue is that I already had a date planned for Saturday night. It was my third date with a doctor and the second ended in a sleepover
Apparently Doctor had gotten tickets to the Peter Frampton show, which I had forgotten about because the only time we talked about it was when I was super tired and drunk. I knew I was supposed to meet her around 7:30, but I was pretty messed up by that time and enjoying my evening with my friends so I texted her that i was running late. She texted me "it's intermission before the last set - not sure what planet you're on where that's ok" Yeah, oops... Pretty much killed any possibilities with that one, which is too bad because she can see the Reds' stadium from her balcony. That could have been a lot of fun this summer.
Anyway, after bar hopping for a bit, our friends dropped nerdy girl off at her place and that was that. Well, except for the fact that we went shopping and had lunch together the next day. I had a date lined up with Crazy (from previous stories) that I had to push back because we were having fun and going longer than expected. Just a super fun day with both of us nursing hangovers. So our friendship had basically #### blocked me twice last weekend and I was perfectly fine with that.Today she texted me that she owed me a drink (not sure if its for all the rides I gave her or work stuff I helped her with this week
) and wanted to know if Thursday would work. Well, Thursday I was planning on cleaning up my place for DerbyHole and then meeting up with Crazy, but like a moth to a light I told her that would be perfect.There is pretty much no way this ends well, but hey, it should be a fun journey at the very least
I know GM is the expert here, so I should defer to him. But my experience with girls like you've described above is to appear less into them than you are and make your life seem 10x better than hers... that way she wants to join in.
Nice concert coming up? with a band that she likes, you are there hopefully on the front row with another chick, and then you tell her about it and show pictures.
Note: this is still probably destined for failure either way, but its the only chance you've got.
YSR
Footballguy
I chat with him on Google Talk.I used to chat with ACP quite often. you too. I think switching over to Gogle Talk caused the break-ups.
T Bell
Footballguy
Joe T
Footballguy
phishphan
Footballguy
Wow, just stick the knife right in my heart and grip it and rip it.I chat with him on Google Talk.I used to chat with ACP quite often. you too. I think switching over to Gogle Talk caused the break-ups.
Guster
Footballguy
I'm completely certain that she thinks of me as more than just a friend and is completely conflicted... but this is not a situation to push.I say enjoy the friendship until you move to the new position Monday. Then bring your game again like a big throbbing heat seeking missile looking to smash out of the friend zone shell.
From what you say, I bet my left nut this girl is really conflicted. She likes you, Gust. She definitely likes you. She's just trying to do the right thing, professionally speaking. She's young and career-minded, but doesn't want to be one of those office girls: either the one who uses her young booty to climb the ladder or The Office Ho. IMO this speaks very well of her.
Wait until you start your new role Monday, then *try* to make some subtle moves. I bet she responds.
Keep us posted.
If i push too hard she'll shut down and close me out and nothing will ever happen. Wearing her down like the Colorado through the Grand Canyon is the play here
Joe T
Footballguy
T Bell
Footballguy
Safety tip: make sure your love nest strobe lights are off when you stick it in her mouth.
Gadzooks
Footballguy
I love youI'm completely certain that she thinks of me as more than just a friend and is completely conflicted... but this is not a situation to push.I say enjoy the friendship until you move to the new position Monday. Then bring your game again like a big throbbing heat seeking missile looking to smash out of the friend zone shell.
From what you say, I bet my left nut this girl is really conflicted. She likes you, Gust. She definitely likes you. She's just trying to do the right thing, professionally speaking. She's young and career-minded, but doesn't want to be one of those office girls: either the one who uses her young booty to climb the ladder or The Office Ho. IMO this speaks very well of her.
Wait until you start your new role Monday, then *try* to make some subtle moves. I bet she responds.
Keep us posted.
If i push too hard she'll shut down and close me out and nothing will ever happen. Wearing her down like the Colorado through the Grand Canyon is the play here
AhrnCityPahnder
Yinz-o-riffic
ShantyDan: Send me a pm here with your GTalk ID
AhrnCityPahnder
Yinz-o-riffic
Another Dr visit today (3 for the last 3!!!!). I should find out this afternoon if I need surgery. 
Gadzooks
Footballguy
I was going to write the bolded part, but you finished with it.Alright, figured I haven't posted much here recently, so might as well give a little update. lol, ok... A long rambling update without any real payoff, yet.There's this girl that I really like. She reminds me a bit of a younger, girl version of me with a bit more of a sexy nerd twist to her. Lets call her nerdy girl. The path to anything happening is long, winding and full of landmines, but I've never been known for letting a challenge deter me from putting forth a valiant effortFor starters, she's a good bit younger than me. While not a huge hurdle in my mind, 23 year olds aren't exactly out there searching for the perfect 35 year old divorced guy with a kid. Oh and then there's the fact that we work together, well until I start my new role on Monday. And I guess it's more than just working together...technically I'm her mentor
I know GM is the expert here, so I should defer to him. But my experience with girls like you've described above is to appear less into them than you are and make your life seem 10x better than hers... that way she wants to join in.
Nice concert coming up? with a band that she likes, you are there hopefully on the front row with another chick, and then you tell her about it and show pictures.
Note: this is still probably destined for failure either way, but its the only chance you've got.
Whenever I would stop showing interest in the 22 YO or she would see me doing something on facebook, she would be all over me. We've kept in touch but even this week, I didn't talk to her for a few days and then I got a long text from her saying how lonely she is and how she hates her life and that obviously I'm doing great and don't have time for her anymore. Joe T is spot on. Appear less interested and she'll get more interested..... It's guaranteed to work, kinda like if you wanted to break your neck and you dove into a shallow pool (too soon SLB? It's been a while now)
Notorious T.R.E.
Showdown!™ Administrator
Low blow, imo."This is my straight friend Chaz."Can I meet her this weekend Guster? I have a fetish for epileptic broads.
"And this is Thorn."
Limp Ditka
Footballguy
Positive vibes sent to your taint, ACP!
Notorious T.R.E.
Showdown!™ Administrator
Disco Stu
Confirmed FBGal
We're having fun here, no?They know I love them.Low blow, imo."This is my straight friend Chaz." "And this is Thorn."Can I meet her this weekend Guster? I have a fetish for epileptic broads.
Gadzooks
Footballguy
Mrs. Britney Spears is moving up the ranks. The "soon-to-be-Mrs. Disco Stu" is my top prospect and appears to be a breakout candidate this summer.
Disco Stu
Confirmed FBGal
Keep Mrs. Abe (AngrierWife?) on your radar as well.
Notorious T.R.E.
Showdown!™ Administrator
I mean that you didn't include me, you *******.We're having fun here, no?They know I love them.Low blow, imo."This is my straight friend Chaz." "And this is Thorn."Can I meet her this weekend Guster? I have a fetish for epileptic broads.
YSR's husband looks like Tony Romo
phishphan
Footballguy
Disco Stu
Confirmed FBGal
YSR's backward cap wearing manfriend.
Joe T
Footballguy
charvik
Footballguy
Unrelated(?), but all my fancy words I use, and have no idea what they are come from TUp, and I have no doubt he's using them regularly in every day conversation.Thanks! Added to my arsenal.
AhrnCityPahnder
Yinz-o-riffic
Disco Stu
Confirmed FBGal
Introducing you and your wife just didn't fit that joke attempt. And I imagine you'll have her three shots in before Guster has a chance to introduce the other two.I mean that you didn't include me, you *******.We're having fun here, no?They know I love them.Low blow, imo."This is my straight friend Chaz." "And this is Thorn."Can I meet her this weekend Guster? I have a fetish for epileptic broads.
Notorious T.R.E.
Showdown!™ Administrator
Yeah, Tup is a WWF beast.Unrelated(?), but all my fancy words I use, and have no idea what they are come from TUp, and I have no doubt he's using them regularly in every day conversation.
charvik
Footballguy
Yeah, I have some wins, but they are very few. Probably less than 10%Yeah, Tup is a WWF beast.Unrelated(?), but all my fancy words I use, and have no idea what they are come from TUp, and I have no doubt he's using them regularly in every day conversation.
Crazy Canuck
Footballguy
I'll also note that I've been married for 15 years so my advice pales next to Zooks' and Joe's. Also, shtick self aside, I'm also poor dumb romantic. My advice here may suck.I was going to write the bolded part, but you finished with it.Alright, figured I haven't posted much here recently, so might as well give a little update. lol, ok... A long rambling update without any real payoff, yet.There's this girl that I really like. She reminds me a bit of a younger, girl version of me with a bit more of a sexy nerd twist to her. Lets call her nerdy girl. The path to anything happening is long, winding and full of landmines, but I've never been known for letting a challenge deter me from putting forth a valiant effortFor starters, she's a good bit younger than me. While not a huge hurdle in my mind, 23 year olds aren't exactly out there searching for the perfect 35 year old divorced guy with a kid. Oh and then there's the fact that we work together, well until I start my new role on Monday. And I guess it's more than just working together...technically I'm her mentor
I know GM is the expert here, so I should defer to him. But my experience with girls like you've described above is to appear less into them than you are and make your life seem 10x better than hers... that way she wants to join in.
Nice concert coming up? with a band that she likes, you are there hopefully on the front row with another chick, and then you tell her about it and show pictures.
Note: this is still probably destined for failure either way, but its the only chance you've got.
Whenever I would stop showing interest in the 22 YO or she would see me doing something on facebook, she would be all over me. We've kept in touch but even this week, I didn't talk to her for a few days and then I got a long text from her saying how lonely she is and how she hates her life and that obviously I'm doing great and don't have time for her anymore. Joe T is spot on. Appear less interested and she'll get more interested..... It's guaranteed to work, kinda like if you wanted to break your neck and you dove into a shallow pool (too soon SLB? It's been a while now)
Crazy Canuck
Footballguy
YSR
Footballguy
I posted this picture of my husband a couple of years ago, saying that it was somewhat uncanny how much he resembled Romo when he had his hat turned backwards.
Since then, he's met a bunch of GMTAN hooligans at coshole and the consensus was that there is very little actual resemblance to Romo. But until we have a better nickname for him, "Romo" it is.
Crazy Canuck
Footballguy
Lastly,
Arn> positive karma your way.
YSR (CC: shuke)> For some reason I was giggling like a school girl about "ripped it and gripped it" when I remembered what Mrs. CC's friends did to her at her baby shower. Pray you don't have friends like this. They threw a great party and she received plenty of wonderful gifts, but then the cold heartless Hollywood hispters ended it with a video compilation of notorious bad births in films, headlined by (attn: shuke) the birth scene in Eraserhead.
To this day my wife refuses to watch that movie. Gripped it and ripped it indeed.
Arn> positive karma your way.
YSR (CC: shuke)> For some reason I was giggling like a school girl about "ripped it and gripped it" when I remembered what Mrs. CC's friends did to her at her baby shower. Pray you don't have friends like this. They threw a great party and she received plenty of wonderful gifts, but then the cold heartless Hollywood hispters ended it with a video compilation of notorious bad births in films, headlined by (attn: shuke) the birth scene in Eraserhead.
To this day my wife refuses to watch that movie. Gripped it and ripped it indeed.
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She seems really sweet too. I think when you guys were leaving on Saturday I forced an awkward 3 way hug and drunkenly told you guys I love you both. She smiled and laughed.
Disco Stu
Confirmed FBGal
Disco Stu
Confirmed FBGal
She seems really sweet too. I think when you guys were leaving on Saturday I forced an awkward 3 way hug and drunkenly told you guys I love you both. She smiled and laughed.
She is ridiculously sweet and kind. And very patient with my drunken idiot friends, which is most of them.
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
She'll be the RGIII of FBG wives. Except less black. And with less penis. And less arm strength.
Notorious T.R.E.
Showdown!™ Administrator
Captain Quinoa
Footballguy
Well then here's to you getting laid in 10 million years.I'm completely certain that she thinks of me as more than just a friend and is completely conflicted... but this is not a situation to push.I say enjoy the friendship until you move to the new position Monday. Then bring your game again like a big throbbing heat seeking missile looking to smash out of the friend zone shell.
From what you say, I bet my left nut this girl is really conflicted. She likes you, Gust. She definitely likes you. She's just trying to do the right thing, professionally speaking. She's young and career-minded, but doesn't want to be one of those office girls: either the one who uses her young booty to climb the ladder or The Office Ho. IMO this speaks very well of her.
Wait until you start your new role Monday, then *try* to make some subtle moves. I bet she responds.
Keep us posted.
If i push too hard she'll shut down and close me out and nothing will ever happen. Wearing her down like the Colorado through the Grand Canyon is the play here
Notorious T.R.E.
Showdown!™ Administrator
Bing(1)>hey, do you know Bing?
Bob Sacamano
Footballguy
UOFI_316
Footballguy
I thought we were done with comparisons to K4s vajayjay a few hundred pages ago.I'm completely certain that she thinks of me as more than just a friend and is completely conflicted... but this is not a situation to push.I say enjoy the friendship until you move to the new position Monday. Then bring your game again like a big throbbing heat seeking missile looking to smash out of the friend zone shell.
From what you say, I bet my left nut this girl is really conflicted. She likes you, Gust. She definitely likes you. She's just trying to do the right thing, professionally speaking. She's young and career-minded, but doesn't want to be one of those office girls: either the one who uses her young booty to climb the ladder or The Office Ho. IMO this speaks very well of her.
Wait until you start your new role Monday, then *try* to make some subtle moves. I bet she responds.
Keep us posted.
If i push too hard she'll shut down and close me out and nothing will ever happen. Wearing her down like the Colorado through the Grand Canyon is the play here
General Malaise
Footballguy
God I hope to jesus the Bobs bought Amaya Gaming.
Thorn
Footballguy
I thought we were done with comparisons to K4s vajayjay a few hundred pages ago.I'm completely certain that she thinks of me as more than just a friend and is completely conflicted... but this is not a situation to push.I say enjoy the friendship until you move to the new position Monday. Then bring your game again like a big throbbing heat seeking missile looking to smash out of the friend zone shell.
From what you say, I bet my left nut this girl is really conflicted. She likes you, Gust. She definitely likes you. She's just trying to do the right thing, professionally speaking. She's young and career-minded, but doesn't want to be one of those office girls: either the one who uses her young booty to climb the ladder or The Office Ho. IMO this speaks very well of her.
Wait until you start your new role Monday, then *try* to make some subtle moves. I bet she responds.
Keep us posted.
If i push too hard she'll shut down and close me out and nothing will ever happen. Wearing her down like the Colorado through the Grand Canyon is the play here
Crazy Canuck
Footballguy
I thought we were done with comparisons to K4s vajayjay a few hundred pages ago.I'm completely certain that she thinks of me as more than just a friend and is completely conflicted... but this is not a situation to push.I say enjoy the friendship until you move to the new position Monday. Then bring your game again like a big throbbing heat seeking missile looking to smash out of the friend zone shell.
From what you say, I bet my left nut this girl is really conflicted. She likes you, Gust. She definitely likes you. She's just trying to do the right thing, professionally speaking. She's young and career-minded, but doesn't want to be one of those office girls: either the one who uses her young booty to climb the ladder or The Office Ho. IMO this speaks very well of her.
Wait until you start your new role Monday, then *try* to make some subtle moves. I bet she responds.
Keep us posted.
If i push too hard she'll shut down and close me out and nothing will ever happen. Wearing her down like the Colorado through the Grand Canyon is the play here
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