GM's thread about nothing (27 Viewers)

[charvik]

1am on a Saturday night and I'm here alone?

I'm on on on here too.

Stuttering doesn't count

Fax me a carton of smokes and a couple of bottles of Tequila and I'll stay up..

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

1am on a Saturday night and I'm here alone?

Sup, Damon?

 

[cosjobs]

1am on a Saturday night and I'm here alone?

Sup, Damon?

Hey gb. Your wife ever say something about I'm too tired tonight, but just wait until tomorrow night. And when tomorrow night comes, she's snockered and passed out well before bedtime?

Me neither

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

1am on a Saturday night and I'm here alone?

Sup, Damon?

Hey gb. Your wife ever say something about I'm too tired tonight, but just wait until tomorrow night. And when tomorrow night comes, she's snockered and passed out well before bedtime?

Me neither

On the top of her list of the things I say that piss her off is:

Her: ...but maybe tomorrow. OK?

Me: ...ha, good one!

 

[T Bell]

Damn. it feels good to be a gangsta.

So I'm drinking this again tonight. You know how there is a single malt scotch? Pretty sure this is like quintuple malt.

I didn't expect much and I'm not an expert on whiskey but I'm going whole-hog next and buying Jack.

Yeah, that whole number of malts thing - it's like going 4G on your phone.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

ATTN GM

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Damn. it feels good to be a gangsta.

So I'm drinking this again tonight. You know how there is a single malt scotch? Pretty sure this is like quintuple malt.

I didn't expect much and I'm not an expert on whiskey but I'm going whole-hog next and buying Jack.

Yeah, that whole number of malts thing - it's like going 4G on your phone.

My phone is powered by Cascade hops and pure Rocky Mountain spring water.

 

[T Bell]

1am on a Saturday night and I'm here alone?

Sup, Damon?

Hey gb. Your wife ever say something about I'm too tired tonight, but just wait until tomorrow night. And when tomorrow night comes, she's snockered and passed out well before bedtime?

Me neither

On the top of her list of the things I say that piss her off is:

Her: ...but maybe tomorrow. OK?

Me: ...ha, good one!

There must be some kind of ####### female instruction manual with that page in it, 'cause....

 

[proninja]

My garage is a trash-hole of things I don't use, boxes with uncertain contents, things my wife decided she didn't want in the house anymore, and all my bikes, gear, and tools. Today is the day I start cleaning it out, we're going to finish the thing and add 500sqft of living area. Turning it into two bedrooms and one larger multi-use room and a second entryway. I'm going to add another entrance, put a door at the bottom of the stairs, and turn this place into a proper duplex. It'll be great when it's done, the only problem is doing it.

Hoorary, summer vacation.

All properly permitted I'm sure...

Of course. Wouldn't dream of doing it any other way. (hi NSA)

 

[YSR]

TPWs to shukewife, FDAS and TREniece. Hope all of your situations turn out in the best way possible.

This motherhood thing is kind of awesome, but mostly because we have a very easy baby so far. Sleeps a ton and only fusses when she's hungry. She's also super cute, IMO, and is already showing lots of personality, so I just kind of stare at her all the time.

I went back to work on Thursday and Friday, but only part time and I can choose my hours. It's nice because Romo is at home now so my getting out of the house for a few hours is feasible and helps me stay caught up at work (and keep my sanity because up until Thursday, days were already starting to run together). He spends the time going over numbers, colors and the alphabet with her.

All in all, this is by far the best thing I've ever done.

AND, my breast pump arrived yesterday, so you've probably been hearing the wine industry rejoice.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

AND, my breast pump arrived yesterday, so you've probably been hearing the wine industry rejoice.

I'm not sure what to do with this.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Wife and I are going to escape the heat and head over to the coast for the day...maybe even for the night.

Going to wait until we get there and do some stuff before we decide whether or not to get a room.

#jetsetters #spontaneous #livingontheedge

 

[flysack]

Last night I polished off a six of Founder's Centennial IPA and some rum shots and was feeling pretty shamered while sitting outside by the fire pit, when my neighbor came over, started talking literary theory and wacky Russian lit, which would make most of you cringe and run away (and Tre hit him over the head with a log and grind his bones for his bread), but that got me all fired up, so when he busted out some of the devil's tobaccy with a sly grin I toked up like it was 1995. Good god my head hurts. It is not 1995.

 

[Guster]

my link

 

[St. Louis Bob]

So I did that wedding today.

Right after I pronounce the couple husband and wife all of the groomsmen "Tebowed". Way to not only upstage the bride and groom but you're a couple of years too late. Terrible.

Oh and the groom cried while reading the vows that he wrote. Total [f]ag move.

Awful. I would have refused to take my fee out of shame for being associated with this wedding.

Cut the guy some slack, he just lost half his ####.

"Goon" isn't a great movie but probably worth it for one line.

Love interest breaks up with her BF and starts crying to our hero. He says "Why are you crying? Did you just watch Rudy?"

I might have peed a little

ATTN GM

TPWs to shukewife, FDAS and TREniece. Hope all of your situations turn out in the best way possible.

This motherhood thing is kind of awesome, but mostly because we have a very easy baby so far. Sleeps a ton and only fusses when she's hungry. She's also super cute, IMO, and is already showing lots of personality, so I just kind of stare at her all the time.

I went back to work on Thursday and Friday, but only part time and I can choose my hours. It's nice because Romo is at home now so my getting out of the house for a few hours is feasible and helps me stay caught up at work (and keep my sanity because up until Thursday, days were already starting to run together). He spends the time going over numbers, colors and the alphabet with her.

All in all, this is by far the best thing I've ever done.

AND, my breast pump arrived yesterday, so you've probably been hearing the wine industry rejoice.

This makes me happy.

 

[flysack]

I thought if there was ever a woman who would tell the hippies to screw themselves and put her kid on formula, it'd be the woman who couldn't stop herself from drinking while pregnant.

Also, YSR, here's something none of those doctors tell you: breast feeding makes your boobs look weird and deflated for a few years after. You can also lose a good cup size too - permanently.

So sobriety for over a year and deflated breasts. Think about it.

I'm here for you if you need any more advice.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

It was low 70's here yesterday and today and haven't had to water my grass all summer. Really loving this climate change stuff.

 

[flysack]

my link

Amen, brother. I'm thinking of hitting Burger King on my way to cliff jumping/swimming/lying to myself that I'm going to grade papers but really just swim and check out bikini babes.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I thought if there was ever a woman who would tell the hippies to screw themselves and put her kid on formula, it'd be the woman who couldn't stop herself from drinking while pregnant.

Also, YSR, here's something none of those doctors tell you: breast feeding makes your boobs look weird and deflated for a few years after. You can also lose a good cup size too - permanently.

So sobriety for over a year and deflated breasts. Think about it.

I'm here for you if you need any more advice.

 

[flysack]

Perfect weather here in the Smartest City in America. Mid 70s, sunny, a few puffs of clouds in the sky. Too bad my head feels like a construction site worked over by methheads with jackhammers.

 

[flysack]

I thought if there was ever a woman who would tell the hippies to screw themselves and put her kid on formula, it'd be the woman who couldn't stop herself from drinking while pregnant.

Also, YSR, here's something none of those doctors tell you: breast feeding makes your boobs look weird and deflated for a few years after. You can also lose a good cup size too - permanently.

So sobriety for over a year and deflated breasts. Think about it.

I'm here for you if you need any more advice.

What? I wasn't lying. Doctors never tell you that about your breasts, but it's totally true. Also, you have to remain sober when breast feeding. Also you can't take any real medicine.

True story that happened to us when Flaming Bird was just 3 months old -- We were living in LA. Mrs. Fly gets bit by a spider. It's a little red mark on her arm, no biggie.

Then it grows 3X the size in one day.

She goes to the doctor. They have no idea what bit her, but are afraid to give her real antibotics because she's nursing. So they give her this low grade stuff that won't hurt the baby.

The poison gets worse. The wound grows to the size of a baseball. No exaggeration (I have pics somewhere). She had to be admitted to ER where they lanced the wound because so much icky stuff was in there and if she let it go any longer she could lose her arm.

They kept her for three days, the whole time leaving my dumb ### alone in a small LA apartment with a three month old boy who never drank formula in his life. The stubborn little ******* wouldn't eat for almost 24 hours. I was so freaked out I called our doctor at home at 11:30pm. He was not thrilled. "Mr. Fly, the child will eat sooner or later. He is not going to starve. It's human nature to live." CLICK.

Yea. So that's what breast feeding will get you.

 

[Mr.Pack]

So I did that wedding today.

Right after I pronounce the couple husband and wife all of the groomsmen "Tebowed". Way to not only upstage the bride and groom but you're a couple of years too late. Terrible.

Oh and the groom cried while reading the vows that he wrote. Total [f]ag move.

Awful. I would have refused to take my fee out of shame for being associated with this wedding.

I should have charged them extra.

Rehearsal was out in BFE.

Dooshnozzle groomsman wouldn't shut up.

Wedding was out in BFE (different location than rehearsal)

Hot as balls today. Outdoor wedding.

Groom's brother was the obnoxious one today. Kept calling me "Rev-Rund" for no reason. If the 5 or 6 cranberry and vodkas you pounded in the groom's room makes you think you're funny save it for the reception.

Wedding started 30 mins late which is typical but it could have started almost on time. Groomsmen couldn't stay in one place longer than 3 minutes. Three of them were missing when it was time to line up to escort moms/grandmas. They were in the photobooth. Probably giving each other hand-jobs.

Tebowing.

My Link

 

[flysack]

True story that happened to us when Flaming Bird was just 3 months old -- We were living in LA. Mrs. Fly gets bit by a spider. It's a little red mark on her arm, no biggie.Then it grows 3X the size in one day.

She goes to the doctor. They have no idea what bit her, but are afraid to give her real antibotics because she's nursing. So they give her this low grade stuff that won't hurt the baby.

The poison gets worse. The wound grows to the size of a baseball. No exaggeration (I have pics somewhere). She had to be admitted to ER where they lanced the wound because so much icky stuff was in there and if she let it go any longer she could lose her arm.

They kept her for three days, the whole time leaving my dumb ### alone in a small LA apartment with a three month old boy who never drank formula in his life. The stubborn little ******* wouldn't eat for almost 24 hours. I was so freaked out I called our doctor at home at 11:30pm. He was not thrilled. "Mr. Fly, the child will eat sooner or later. He is not going to starve. It's human nature to live." CLICK.

Yea. So that's what breast feeding will get you.

No shtick pic

 

[St. Louis Bob]

So this wedding reception last night..... First I was wrong it was a gal Mrs. SLB works with, not a gym friend. Second, she didn't read the invitation apparently because it was a luau theme and he we were dressed like it was a normal reception. What was even more amusing were the other people that didn't read it either but were still wearing jean shorts and sandals. I was at white trash ground zero. You know its bad when one of the doctors that showed up kept wanting to hang around me.

I also had my suspicions that the only guy that works at her place has the hots for Mrs. SLB. He just got a divorce in January. I asked if he was dating anybody and he looks at my wife and says "no, I don't want to yet". I've also been told many times by my wife how they are always teasing each other. Oh and he said he couldn't sit next to her because of the dress she was wearing. Really dude? It doesn't bother me for a lot of reasons. The main one being I've ruined her and she would go gay before another guy.

I got to meet the gal that put the tattoo on my ###. In front of her husband. That was sort of awkward as she says how's your red head in a really sultry voice.

One of the other nurses asked me to ask her older sister (like 60) to dance because she was shy and liked to dance. Although I really suck at dancing, I complied. She told me I was really cute. lol

So after that I decided to ask Mrs. SLB's female boss to dance and she grinded all over me real good like. I didn't hate it.

The only thing being served was draft beer but one of the nurse's husband went to the liquor store across the street and bought a bottle of whiskey. We were outside smoking and he offered me some. Sure. After dancing I come back and the bottle is on the table right where I was sitting. I falsely assumed they left and left the bottle for me. So I polished it off. They didn't leave and pretty sure were pissed.

Mrs. SLB and Cal are leaving to go camping for two days (suckers!) and I'm dropping Dylan off at my parents. I guess I'll go to the casino or something since she said I couldn't have any pretty girls over.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I thought if there was ever a woman who would tell the hippies to screw themselves and put her kid on formula, it'd be the woman who couldn't stop herself from drinking while pregnant.

Also, YSR, here's something none of those doctors tell you: breast feeding makes your boobs look weird and deflated for a few years after. You can also lose a good cup size too - permanently.

So sobriety for over a year and deflated breasts. Think about it.

I'm here for you if you need any more advice.

What? I wasn't lying. Doctors never tell you that about your breasts, but it's totally true. Also, you have to remain sober when breast feeding. Also you can't take any real medicine.

True story that happened to us when Flaming Bird was just 3 months old -- We were living in LA. Mrs. Fly gets bit by a spider. It's a little red mark on her arm, no biggie.

Then it grows 3X the size in one day.

She goes to the doctor. They have no idea what bit her, but are afraid to give her real antibotics because she's nursing. So they give her this low grade stuff that won't hurt the baby.

The poison gets worse. The wound grows to the size of a baseball. No exaggeration (I have pics somewhere). She had to be admitted to ER where they lanced the wound because so much icky stuff was in there and if she let it go any longer she could lose her arm.

They kept her for three days, the whole time leaving my dumb ### alone in a small LA apartment with a three month old boy who never drank formula in his life. The stubborn little ******* wouldn't eat for almost 24 hours. I was so freaked out I called our doctor at home at 11:30pm. He was not thrilled. "Mr. Fly, the child will eat sooner or later. He is not going to starve. It's human nature to live." CLICK.

Yea. So that's what breast feeding will get you.

Wierd but breast feeding is about the best thing you can do even though it ruins the boobs.

 

[Mr.Pack]

Thanks for all the kind words, guys. Sara's intracranial pressure was a little high, but still in the normal range, so that is not causing them, but they're going to run some labs on the spinal fluid.

Of course, a side effect of lumbar puncture? A "spinal headache".

Tough stuff. Hope it gets better. I used to work for a doctor that manipulated hormone levels. I got fired because he came to realIze I though he was full of shot. But a lot of patients swore by his treatment for pain relief. Have you guys looked in to any hormone allergy stuff?

They definitely get worst near "that time" and she is taking some hormone stuff. She has also looked into some hormone therapy stuff but some of it seemed like quack science.

Shuke, has she tried hypnosis or acupuncture? I guess it might be worth a try.

 

[T Bell]

AND, my breast pump arrived yesterday, so you've probably been hearing the wine industry rejoice.

I'm not sure what to do with this.

Yeah, wine with breast milk sounds horrible!

 

[krista4]

Had dinner last night with a friend from (old) work and his wife. We were sitting outside, and by about 9:30 I could feel I was getting eaten up by mosquitos, but the conversation was good and I didn't want to be the one who said we should go, so I just rolled with the discomfort. Woke up this morning to find I have 39 mosquito bites...on my right foot alone.

Nice knowing you guys.

 

[flysack]

I thought if there was ever a woman who would tell the hippies to screw themselves and put her kid on formula, it'd be the woman who couldn't stop herself from drinking while pregnant.

Also, YSR, here's something none of those doctors tell you: breast feeding makes your boobs look weird and deflated for a few years after. You can also lose a good cup size too - permanently.

So sobriety for over a year and deflated breasts. Think about it.

I'm here for you if you need any more advice.

What? I wasn't lying. Doctors never tell you that about your breasts, but it's totally true. Also, you have to remain sober when breast feeding. Also you can't take any real medicine.

True story that happened to us when Flaming Bird was just 3 months old -- We were living in LA. Mrs. Fly gets bit by a spider. It's a little red mark on her arm, no biggie.

Then it grows 3X the size in one day.

She goes to the doctor. They have no idea what bit her, but are afraid to give her real antibotics because she's nursing. So they give her this low grade stuff that won't hurt the baby.

The poison gets worse. The wound grows to the size of a baseball. No exaggeration (I have pics somewhere). She had to be admitted to ER where they lanced the wound because so much icky stuff was in there and if she let it go any longer she could lose her arm.

They kept her for three days, the whole time leaving my dumb ### alone in a small LA apartment with a three month old boy who never drank formula in his life. The stubborn little ******* wouldn't eat for almost 24 hours. I was so freaked out I called our doctor at home at 11:30pm. He was not thrilled. "Mr. Fly, the child will eat sooner or later. He is not going to starve. It's human nature to live." CLICK.

Yea. So that's what breast feeding will get you.

Wierd but breast feeding is about the best thing you can do even though it ruins the boobs.

Yea, I know. The milk is genetically crafted for your baby. Still. I was fed on formula and I turned out....well, ok let's not talk about me. There's millions of normal people out there who sucked the bottle instead of the teat.

Plus YSR's proclivity for drinking is the real issue anyway.

 

[T Bell]

I thought if there was ever a woman who would tell the hippies to screw themselves and put her kid on formula, it'd be the woman who couldn't stop herself from drinking while pregnant.

Also, YSR, here's something none of those doctors tell you: breast feeding makes your boobs look weird and deflated for a few years after. You can also lose a good cup size too - permanently.

So sobriety for over a year and deflated breasts. Think about it.

I'm here for you if you need any more advice.

What? I wasn't lying. Doctors never tell you that about your breasts, but it's totally true. Also, you have to remain sober when breast feeding. Also you can't take any real medicine.

True story that happened to us when Flaming Bird was just 3 months old -- We were living in LA. Mrs. Fly gets bit by a spider. It's a little red mark on her arm, no biggie.

Then it grows 3X the size in one day.

She goes to the doctor. They have no idea what bit her, but are afraid to give her real antibotics because she's nursing. So they give her this low grade stuff that won't hurt the baby.

The poison gets worse. The wound grows to the size of a baseball. No exaggeration (I have pics somewhere). She had to be admitted to ER where they lanced the wound because so much icky stuff was in there and if she let it go any longer she could lose her arm.

They kept her for three days, the whole time leaving my dumb ### alone in a small LA apartment with a three month old boy who never drank formula in his life. The stubborn little ******* wouldn't eat for almost 24 hours. I was so freaked out I called our doctor at home at 11:30pm. He was not thrilled. "Mr. Fly, the child will eat sooner or later. He is not going to starve. It's human nature to live." CLICK.

Yea. So that's what breast feeding will get you.

Wierd but breast feeding is about the best thing you can do even though it ruins the boobs.

Yea, I know. The milk is genetically crafted for your baby. Still. I was fed on formula and I turned out....well, ok let's not talk about me. There's millions of normal people out there who sucked the bottle instead of the teat.

Plus YSR's proclivity for drinking is the real issue anyway.

YSR is biologically training her child to pair his meals with wine. She's advanced, man.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Had dinner last night with a friend from (old) work and his wife. We were sitting outside, and by about 9:30 I could feel I was getting eaten up by mosquitos, but the conversation was good and I didn't want to be the one who said we should go, so I just rolled with the discomfort. Woke up this morning to find I have 39 mosquito bites...on my right foot alone.

Nice knowing you guys.

JFC, were you using On?

I thought if there was ever a woman who would tell the hippies to screw themselves and put her kid on formula, it'd be the woman who couldn't stop herself from drinking while pregnant.

Also, YSR, here's something none of those doctors tell you: breast feeding makes your boobs look weird and deflated for a few years after. You can also lose a good cup size too - permanently.

So sobriety for over a year and deflated breasts. Think about it.

I'm here for you if you need any more advice.

What? I wasn't lying. Doctors never tell you that about your breasts, but it's totally true. Also, you have to remain sober when breast feeding. Also you can't take any real medicine.

True story that happened to us when Flaming Bird was just 3 months old -- We were living in LA. Mrs. Fly gets bit by a spider. It's a little red mark on her arm, no biggie.

Then it grows 3X the size in one day.

She goes to the doctor. They have no idea what bit her, but are afraid to give her real antibotics because she's nursing. So they give her this low grade stuff that won't hurt the baby.

The poison gets worse. The wound grows to the size of a baseball. No exaggeration (I have pics somewhere). She had to be admitted to ER where they lanced the wound because so much icky stuff was in there and if she let it go any longer she could lose her arm.

They kept her for three days, the whole time leaving my dumb ### alone in a small LA apartment with a three month old boy who never drank formula in his life. The stubborn little ******* wouldn't eat for almost 24 hours. I was so freaked out I called our doctor at home at 11:30pm. He was not thrilled. "Mr. Fly, the child will eat sooner or later. He is not going to starve. It's human nature to live." CLICK.

Yea. So that's what breast feeding will get you.

Wierd but breast feeding is about the best thing you can do even though it ruins the boobs.

Yea, I know. The milk is genetically crafted for your baby. Still. I was fed on formula and I turned out....well, ok let's not talk about me. There's millions of normal people out there who sucked the bottle instead of the teat.

Plus YSR's proclivity for drinking is the real issue anyway.

Yeah I think she'll be alright.

 

[krista4]

Had dinner last night with a friend from (old) work and his wife. We were sitting outside, and by about 9:30 I could feel I was getting eaten up by mosquitos, but the conversation was good and I didn't want to be the one who said we should go, so I just rolled with the discomfort. Woke up this morning to find I have 39 mosquito bites...on my right foot alone.

Nice knowing you guys.

JFC, were you using On?

Mosquitos love me. I even have bites today on the palms of my hands.

 

[krista4]

I don't understand the new "YSR drinks too much" shtick.

 

[T Bell]

Had dinner last night with a friend from (old) work and his wife. We were sitting outside, and by about 9:30 I could feel I was getting eaten up by mosquitos, but the conversation was good and I didn't want to be the one who said we should go, so I just rolled with the discomfort. Woke up this morning to find I have 39 mosquito bites...on my right foot alone.

Nice knowing you guys.

JFC, were you using On?

Mosquitos love me. I even have bites today on the palms of my hands.

Just like Jesus.

 

[flysack]

Had dinner last night with a friend from (old) work and his wife. We were sitting outside, and by about 9:30 I could feel I was getting eaten up by mosquitos, but the conversation was good and I didn't want to be the one who said we should go, so I just rolled with the discomfort. Woke up this morning to find I have 39 mosquito bites...on my right foot alone.

Nice knowing you guys.

JFC, were you using On?

I thought if there was ever a woman who would tell the hippies to screw themselves and put her kid on formula, it'd be the woman who couldn't stop herself from drinking while pregnant.

Also, YSR, here's something none of those doctors tell you: breast feeding makes your boobs look weird and deflated for a few years after. You can also lose a good cup size too - permanently.

So sobriety for over a year and deflated breasts. Think about it.

I'm here for you if you need any more advice.

What? I wasn't lying. Doctors never tell you that about your breasts, but it's totally true. Also, you have to remain sober when breast feeding. Also you can't take any real medicine.

True story that happened to us when Flaming Bird was just 3 months old -- We were living in LA. Mrs. Fly gets bit by a spider. It's a little red mark on her arm, no biggie.

Then it grows 3X the size in one day.

She goes to the doctor. They have no idea what bit her, but are afraid to give her real antibotics because she's nursing. So they give her this low grade stuff that won't hurt the baby.

The poison gets worse. The wound grows to the size of a baseball. No exaggeration (I have pics somewhere). She had to be admitted to ER where they lanced the wound because so much icky stuff was in there and if she let it go any longer she could lose her arm.

They kept her for three days, the whole time leaving my dumb ### alone in a small LA apartment with a three month old boy who never drank formula in his life. The stubborn little ******* wouldn't eat for almost 24 hours. I was so freaked out I called our doctor at home at 11:30pm. He was not thrilled. "Mr. Fly, the child will eat sooner or later. He is not going to starve. It's human nature to live." CLICK.

Yea. So that's what breast feeding will get you.

Wierd but breast feeding is about the best thing you can do even though it ruins the boobs.

Yea, I know. The milk is genetically crafted for your baby. Still. I was fed on formula and I turned out....well, ok let's not talk about me. There's millions of normal people out there who sucked the bottle instead of the teat.

Plus YSR's proclivity for drinking is the real issue anyway.

Yeah I think she'll be alright.

Hey man whatever. She did drink a couple times while pregnant and she loves to drink like any of us. Just saying. Why go another year or whatever.

I suddenly wonder why I give a crap.

 

[krista4]

Had dinner last night with a friend from (old) work and his wife. We were sitting outside, and by about 9:30 I could feel I was getting eaten up by mosquitos, but the conversation was good and I didn't want to be the one who said we should go, so I just rolled with the discomfort. Woke up this morning to find I have 39 mosquito bites...on my right foot alone.

Nice knowing you guys.

JFC, were you using On?

Mosquitos love me. I even have bites today on the palms of my hands.

Just like Jesus.

 

[Limp Ditka]

Had dinner last night with a friend from (old) work and his wife. We were sitting outside, and by about 9:30 I could feel I was getting eaten up by mosquitos, but the conversation was good and I didn't want to be the one who said we should go, so I just rolled with the discomfort. Woke up this morning to find I have 39 mosquito bites...on my right foot alone.

Nice knowing you guys.

JFC, were you using On?

Mosquitos love me. I even have bites today on the palms of my hands.

Just like Jesus.

 

[YSR]

I don't understand the new "YSR drinks too much" shtick.

I've always felt it was a harmless running joke for a while now, and of course I was playing into it earlier with my post about the breast pump and the wine industry.

The funny thing is, flysack probably knows me the least on this board and about a year and a half ago, he PMed me asking me to put him on ignore rather than "act like a cheerleader" every time someone made a crack at his expense. So I have. I have all of his aliai on ignore and it works for the most part, but when fires of 5 posts in a row from time to time, he is bound to get quoted.

So, flysack, please do me the honor of putting ME on ignore so that you're not tempted to creepily weigh in on my breasts or the decisions I'm making on behalf of my child. TIA.

(sorry, krista, I know you're a flysack fan )

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

I thought if there was ever a woman who would tell the hippies to screw themselves and put her kid on formula, it'd be the woman who couldn't stop herself from drinking while pregnant.

Also, YSR, here's something none of those doctors tell you: breast feeding makes your boobs look weird and deflated for a few years after. You can also lose a good cup size too - permanently.

So sobriety for over a year and deflated breasts. Think about it.

I'm here for you if you need any more advice.

:/

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Had dinner last night with a friend from (old) work and his wife. We were sitting outside, and by about 9:30 I could feel I was getting eaten up by mosquitos, but the conversation was good and I didn't want to be the one who said we should go, so I just rolled with the discomfort. Woke up this morning to find I have 39 mosquito bites...on my right foot alone.

Nice knowing you guys.

JFC, were you using On?

Mosquitos love me. I even have bites today on the palms of my hands.

Just like Jesus.

 

[flysack]

I don't understand the new "YSR drinks too much" shtick.

I've always felt it was a harmless running joke for a while now, and of course I was playing into it earlier with my post about the breast pump and the wine industry.

The funny thing is, flysack probably knows me the least on this board and about a year and a half ago, he PMed me asking me to put him on ignore rather than "act like a cheerleader" every time someone made a crack at his expense. So I have. I have all of his aliai on ignore and it works for the most part, but when fires of 5 posts in a row from time to time, he is bound to get quoted.

So, flysack, please do me the honor of putting ME on ignore so that you're not tempted to creepily weigh in on my breasts or the decisions I'm making on behalf of my child. TIA.

(sorry, krista, I know you're a flysack fan )

No problem. Never used the ignore function before. I'll figure it out. Or find someone who had LHUCKS issues to teach me.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Good thing we have CrazyOB/GYN on the case.

 

[krista4]

I don't understand the new "YSR drinks too much" shtick.

I've always felt it was a harmless running joke for a while now, and of course I was playing into it earlier with my post about the breast pump and the wine industry.

The funny thing is, flysack probably knows me the least on this board and about a year and a half ago, he PMed me asking me to put him on ignore rather than "act like a cheerleader" every time someone made a crack at his expense. So I have. I have all of his aliai on ignore and it works for the most part, but when fires of 5 posts in a row from time to time, he is bound to get quoted.

So, flysack, please do me the honor of putting ME on ignore so that you're not tempted to creepily weigh in on my breasts or the decisions I'm making on behalf of my child. TIA.

(sorry, krista, I know you're a flysack fan )

Yes, I meant the new flysack stuff, which seemed serious rather than the good-natured joke that had been going for a while. Guess it all makes sense now. Or really, doesn't. The "cheerleader" bit is befuddling. Oh well.

 

[krista4]

I don't understand the new "YSR drinks too much" shtick.

I've always felt it was a harmless running joke for a while now, and of course I was playing into it earlier with my post about the breast pump and the wine industry.

The funny thing is, flysack probably knows me the least on this board and about a year and a half ago, he PMed me asking me to put him on ignore rather than "act like a cheerleader" every time someone made a crack at his expense. So I have. I have all of his aliai on ignore and it works for the most part, but when fires of 5 posts in a row from time to time, he is bound to get quoted.

So, flysack, please do me the honor of putting ME on ignore so that you're not tempted to creepily weigh in on my breasts or the decisions I'm making on behalf of my child. TIA.

(sorry, krista, I know you're a flysack fan )

No problem. Never used the ignore function before. I'll figure it out. Or find someone who had LHUCKS issues to teach me.

Upper right, little arrow next to your username, click "Manage Ignore Prefs". I just did it out of curiosity to see if I had anyone on ignore (I didn't but did have one person blocked from sending me messages ).

Don't forget to block her aliai Aaron Rudnicki, Mr. Pickles and #1 Fan of Ghana Soccer, too.

 

[flysack]

I don't understand the new "YSR drinks too much" shtick.

I've always felt it was a harmless running joke for a while now, and of course I was playing into it earlier with my post about the breast pump and the wine industry.

The funny thing is, flysack probably knows me the least on this board and about a year and a half ago, he PMed me asking me to put him on ignore rather than "act like a cheerleader" every time someone made a crack at his expense. So I have. I have all of his aliai on ignore and it works for the most part, but when fires of 5 posts in a row from time to time, he is bound to get quoted.

So, flysack, please do me the honor of putting ME on ignore so that you're not tempted to creepily weigh in on my breasts or the decisions I'm making on behalf of my child. TIA.

(sorry, krista, I know you're a flysack fan )

Yes, I meant the new flysack stuff, which seemed serious rather than the good-natured joke that had been going for a while. Guess it all makes sense now. Or really, doesn't. The "cheerleader" bit is befuddling. Oh well.

I was referring to the fact that she drank while pregnant, not the shtick. This is just going to to turn into an ISSUE, so let's all drop it. Again, not sure why I even care. I guess I was just riffing and got caught up in the conversation.

 

[flysack]

I don't understand the new "YSR drinks too much" shtick.

I've always felt it was a harmless running joke for a while now, and of course I was playing into it earlier with my post about the breast pump and the wine industry.

The funny thing is, flysack probably knows me the least on this board and about a year and a half ago, he PMed me asking me to put him on ignore rather than "act like a cheerleader" every time someone made a crack at his expense. So I have. I have all of his aliai on ignore and it works for the most part, but when fires of 5 posts in a row from time to time, he is bound to get quoted.

So, flysack, please do me the honor of putting ME on ignore so that you're not tempted to creepily weigh in on my breasts or the decisions I'm making on behalf of my child. TIA.

(sorry, krista, I know you're a flysack fan )

No problem. Never used the ignore function before. I'll figure it out. Or find someone who had LHUCKS issues to teach me.

Upper right, little arrow next to your username, click "Manage Ignore Prefs". I just did it out of curiosity to see if I had anyone on ignore (I didn't but did have one person blocked from sending me messages ).

Don't forget to block her aliai Aaron Rudnicki, Mr. Pickles and #1 Fan of Ghana Soccer, too.

And Tre, can't forget to block him. And delete him from Facebook.

 

[Tiger Fan]

Shuke - was going to suggest the acupuncture thing as well. We haven't personally done it, but have heard that it works for various thing

 

[Abraham]

Can we hear a little more about the Cheerleaders? Tia.

 

[Osaurus]

Anyone here spent time in St. John USVI?

 

[T Bell]

Anyone here spent time in St. John USVI?

Not as such, but I dated a girl raised there. She was mad as a hatter, but an outstanding lay.

You have now reached the end of my ability to contribute in this conversation.