GM's thread about nothing (15 Viewers)

[strykerpks]

Can't believe I wasted 15 hours of my life watching Mad Men when I could have watched 30 episodes of It's Always Sunny instead.

It seems to be a fighting weekend. Watch out for Tanner

 

[proninja]

Can't believe I wasted 15 hours of my life watching Mad Men when I could have watched 30 episodes of It's Always Sunny instead.

Unsophisticated buffoon /tanner

 

[Mr. Pickles]

The funny part is the groom is blue collar, oil-field guy. He and his brothers are yoked as F. Obvious gym rats .

This yoked?

Does that video end with him spanking it to his arm girth?

 

[T Bell]

What's the debate in here now?

Something about boobies being good.

 

[strykerpks]

Boobies aren't good?

 

[Homer J Simpson]

I don't understand the new "YSR drinks too much" shtick.

I've always felt it was a harmless running joke for a while now, and of course I was playing into it earlier with my post about the breast pump and the wine industry.

The funny thing is, flysack probably knows me the least on this board and about a year and a half ago, he PMed me asking me to put him on ignore rather than "act like a cheerleader" every time someone made a crack at his expense. So I have. I have all of his aliai on ignore and it works for the most part, but when fires of 5 posts in a row from time to time, he is bound to get quoted.

So, flysack, please do me the honor of putting ME on ignore so that you're not tempted to creepily weigh in on my breasts or the decisions I'm making on behalf of my child. TIA.

(sorry, krista, I know you're a flysack fan )

No problem. Never used the ignore function before. I'll figure it out. Or find someone who had LHUCKS issues to teach me.

I'm assuming you were going for the goodposting icon and misclicked on the roll eyes. Only explanation that doesn't make you look like a total dickmitten.

Yea, sorry pal, I wasn't being creepy at all. I was just suggesting stuff from what I heard from my wife and her friends (a bunch of whom got pregnant around the same time). I don't even know what YSR looks like.

Try commenting on stuff you know about, like picking up girls ten years younger than you, crappy bands no one cares about, and trendy d-bag fashion.

Dude, when you start going after Stu, you really need to walk your #### back.

WTF is wrong with you?

 

[EYLive]

Newsboy hats are dousshy? But they're not hipster, right. I'd rather look like a doosh than a hipster. Time to bump the style thread.

 

[Crazy Canuck]

I don't understand the new "YSR drinks too much" shtick.

I've always felt it was a harmless running joke for a while now, and of course I was playing into it earlier with my post about the breast pump and the wine industry.

The funny thing is, flysack probably knows me the least on this board and about a year and a half ago, he PMed me asking me to put him on ignore rather than "act like a cheerleader" every time someone made a crack at his expense. So I have. I have all of his aliai on ignore and it works for the most part, but when fires of 5 posts in a row from time to time, he is bound to get quoted.

So, flysack, please do me the honor of putting ME on ignore so that you're not tempted to creepily weigh in on my breasts or the decisions I'm making on behalf of my child. TIA.

(sorry, krista, I know you're a flysack fan )

No problem. Never used the ignore function before. I'll figure it out. Or find someone who had LHUCKS issues to teach me.

I'm assuming you were going for the goodposting icon and misclicked on the roll eyes. Only explanation that doesn't make you look like a total dickmitten.

Yea, sorry pal, I wasn't being creepy at all. I was just suggesting stuff from what I heard from my wife and her friends (a bunch of whom got pregnant around the same time). I don't even know what YSR looks like.

Try commenting on stuff you know about, like picking up girls ten years younger than you, crappy bands no one cares about, and trendy d-bag fashion.

Dude, when you start going after Stu, you really need to walk your #### back. WTF is wrong with you?

I wasn't breast fed as a child.

 

[Guster]

I wasn't breast fed as a child.

CCsack,

One of the things I love most about the GMTAN is the collective wisdom and experience that the fine people of the thread have. We have seen each other through a lot of good times and bad times and while we don't always see eye to eye, that's rarely turned into anything ugly. When you get to the point that you're insulting people like YSR and Disco Stu, there is probably a good chance that you've overstepped things a bit.

I get that breastfeedig is a very personal topic for you given what your wife went through, but that doesn't give you the right to try and impart your beliefs onto someone else. Quite frankly, your insuation that YSR is a drunk is far off base. Suggesting that she was drinking heavily while pregnant is appalling and insulting to me, so I can only imagine how she must feel. YSR is a sweet, kind, amazing person and if you don't think she will put every once of dedication and passion she has into being a great mother, then you haven been paying attention in here. She would never do anything to put her daughter in harm's way and has even mentioned in this thread about consulting her doctor before having any wine.

You might want to consider a couple day self-imposed hiatus to clear the tension and your frustration. Come back and be you. You don't have to try to be funny, witty or anything like that. Just be the well read, philosophical CCsack and contribute to making the thread better.

 

[flysack]

I wasn't breast fed as a child.

CCsack,

One of the things I love most about the GMTAN is the collective wisdom and experience that the fine people of the thread have. We have seen each other through a lot of good times and bad times and while we don't always see eye to eye, that's rarely turned into anything ugly. When you get to the point that you're insulting people like YSR and Disco Stu, there is probably a good chance that you've overstepped things a bit.

I get that breastfeedig is a very personal topic for you given what your wife went through, but that doesn't give you the right to try and impart your beliefs onto someone else. Quite frankly, your insuation that YSR is a drunk is far off base. Suggesting that she was drinking heavily while pregnant is appalling and insulting to me, so I can only imagine how she must feel. YSR is a sweet, kind, amazing person and if you don't think she will put every once of dedication and passion she has into being a great mother, then you haven been paying attention in here. She would never do anything to put her daughter in harm's way and has even mentioned in this thread about consulting her doctor before having any wine.

You might want to consider a couple day self-imposed hiatus to clear the tension and your frustration. Come back and be you. You don't have to try to be funny, witty or anything like that. Just be the well read, philosophical CCsack and contribute to making the thread better.

Will do.

 

[Disco Stu]

"awesome words w/ friends" - is that someone here?

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

So, what do we do in here today?

 

[Bob Sacamano]

So this wedding reception last night..... First I was wrong it was a gal Mrs. SLB works with, not a gym friend. Second, she didn't read the invitation apparently because it was a luau theme and he we were dressed like it was a normal reception. What was even more amusing were the other people that didn't read it either but were still wearing jean shorts and sandals. I was at white trash ground zero. You know its bad when one of the doctors that showed up kept wanting to hang around me.

I also had my suspicions that the only guy that works at her place has the hots for Mrs. SLB. He just got a divorce in January. I asked if he was dating anybody and he looks at my wife and says "no, I don't want to yet". I've also been told many times by my wife how they are always teasing each other. Oh and he said he couldn't sit next to her because of the dress she was wearing. Really dude? It doesn't bother me for a lot of reasons. The main one being I've ruined her and she would go gay before another guy.

I got to meet the gal that put the tattoo on my ###. In front of her husband. That was sort of awkward as she says how's your red head in a really sultry voice.

One of the other nurses asked me to ask her older sister (like 60) to dance because she was shy and liked to dance. Although I really suck at dancing, I complied. She told me I was really cute. lol

So after that I decided to ask Mrs. SLB's female boss to dance and she grinded all over me real good like. I didn't hate it.

The only thing being served was draft beer but one of the nurse's husband went to the liquor store across the street and bought a bottle of whiskey. We were outside smoking and he offered me some. Sure. After dancing I come back and the bottle is on the table right where I was sitting. I falsely assumed they left and left the bottle for me. So I polished it off. They didn't leave and pretty sure were pissed.

Mrs. SLB and Cal are leaving to go camping for two days (suckers!) and I'm dropping Dylan off at my parents. I guess I'll go to the casino or something since she said I couldn't have any pretty girls over.

You drove to Granite City for a wedding reception?

 

[FDAS]

So, what do we do in here today?

Purge the Canadians, so if Doug shows up things could get awesome.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

I thought if there was ever a woman who would tell the hippies to screw themselves and put her kid on formula, it'd be the woman who couldn't stop herself from drinking while pregnant.

Also, YSR, here's something none of those doctors tell you: breast feeding makes your boobs look weird and deflated for a few years after. You can also lose a good cup size too - permanently.

So sobriety for over a year and deflated breasts. Think about it.

I'm here for you if you need any more advice.

What? I wasn't lying. Doctors never tell you that about your breasts, but it's totally true. Also, you have to remain sober when breast feeding. Also you can't take any real medicine.

True story that happened to us when Flaming Bird was just 3 months old -- We were living in LA. Mrs. Fly gets bit by a spider. It's a little red mark on her arm, no biggie.

Then it grows 3X the size in one day.

She goes to the doctor. They have no idea what bit her, but are afraid to give her real antibotics because she's nursing. So they give her this low grade stuff that won't hurt the baby.

The poison gets worse. The wound grows to the size of a baseball. No exaggeration (I have pics somewhere). She had to be admitted to ER where they lanced the wound because so much icky stuff was in there and if she let it go any longer she could lose her arm.

They kept her for three days, the whole time leaving my dumb ### alone in a small LA apartment with a three month old boy who never drank formula in his life. The stubborn little ******* wouldn't eat for almost 24 hours. I was so freaked out I called our doctor at home at 11:30pm. He was not thrilled. "Mr. Fly, the child will eat sooner or later. He is not going to starve. It's human nature to live." CLICK.

Yea. So that's what breast feeding will get you.

Wierd but breast feeding is about the best thing you can do even though it ruins the boobs.

It takes off the pregnancy weight much more quickly.

 

[Disco Stu]

So, what do we do in here today?

This thread really needs Gadzooks to do something dumb. He hasn't entertained us since he started dating his sister or whatever.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

I don't understand the new "YSR drinks too much" shtick.

I've always felt it was a harmless running joke for a while now, and of course I was playing into it earlier with my post about the breast pump and the wine industry.

The funny thing is, flysack probably knows me the least on this board and about a year and a half ago, he PMed me asking me to put him on ignore rather than "act like a cheerleader" every time someone made a crack at his expense. So I have. I have all of his aliai on ignore and it works for the most part, but when fires of 5 posts in a row from time to time, he is bound to get quoted.

So, flysack, please do me the honor of putting ME on ignore so that you're not tempted to creepily weigh in on my breasts or the decisions I'm making on behalf of my child. TIA.

(sorry, krista, I know you're a flysack fan )

But, if I understand this post correctly, it's not at all creepy for the rest of us to weigh in on your breasts regardless of how well we may know you?

 

[Idiot Boxer]

I don't understand the new "YSR drinks too much" shtick.

I've always felt it was a harmless running joke for a while now, and of course I was playing into it earlier with my post about the breast pump and the wine industry.

The funny thing is, flysack probably knows me the least on this board and about a year and a half ago, he PMed me asking me to put him on ignore rather than "act like a cheerleader" every time someone made a crack at his expense. So I have. I have all of his aliai on ignore and it works for the most part, but when fires of 5 posts in a row from time to time, he is bound to get quoted.

So, flysack, please do me the honor of putting ME on ignore so that you're not tempted to creepily weigh in on my breasts or the decisions I'm making on behalf of my child. TIA.

(sorry, krista, I know you're a flysack fan )

But, if I understand this post correctly, it's not at all creepy for the rest of us to weigh in on your breasts regardless of how well we may know you?

I still want to weigh in on her friend in the pink pants' breasts.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

I don't understand the new "YSR drinks too much" shtick.

I've always felt it was a harmless running joke for a while now, and of course I was playing into it earlier with my post about the breast pump and the wine industry.

The funny thing is, flysack probably knows me the least on this board and about a year and a half ago, he PMed me asking me to put him on ignore rather than "act like a cheerleader" every time someone made a crack at his expense. So I have. I have all of his aliai on ignore and it works for the most part, but when fires of 5 posts in a row from time to time, he is bound to get quoted.

So, flysack, please do me the honor of putting ME on ignore so that you're not tempted to creepily weigh in on my breasts or the decisions I'm making on behalf of my child. TIA.

(sorry, krista, I know you're a flysack fan )

But, if I understand this post correctly, it's not at all creepy for the rest of us to weigh in on your breasts regardless of how well we may know you?

I still want to weigh in on her friend in the pink pants' breasts.

2 ozs

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

#######

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

### ties is no good?

 

[Gadzooks]

So, what do we do in here today?

This thread really needs Gadzooks to do something dumb. He hasn't entertained us since he started dating his sister or whatever.

Leaving shortly for the Adirondacks. Week of golfing and drinking with brothers and cousins. Potential for debauchery is high. I'll do my best.

 

[Disco Stu]

So, what do we do in here today?

This thread really needs Gadzooks to do something dumb. He hasn't entertained us since he started dating his sister or whatever.

Leaving shortly for the Adirondacks. Week of golfing and drinking with brothers and cousins. Potential for debauchery is high. I'll do my best.

Make us proud. BTW I have your box of beer and crap almost ready. Planning on a post office trip Friday. Sorry, couldn't find any raisins.

 

[General Malaise]

What'd ya'll do to my thread?

 

[T Bell]

Boobies aren't good?

I was having trouble understanding what the problem was too.

 

[T Bell]

So this wedding reception last night..... First I was wrong it was a gal Mrs. SLB works with, not a gym friend. Second, she didn't read the invitation apparently because it was a luau theme and he we were dressed like it was a normal reception. What was even more amusing were the other people that didn't read it either but were still wearing jean shorts and sandals. I was at white trash ground zero. You know its bad when one of the doctors that showed up kept wanting to hang around me.

I also had my suspicions that the only guy that works at her place has the hots for Mrs. SLB. He just got a divorce in January. I asked if he was dating anybody and he looks at my wife and says "no, I don't want to yet". I've also been told many times by my wife how they are always teasing each other. Oh and he said he couldn't sit next to her because of the dress she was wearing. Really dude? It doesn't bother me for a lot of reasons. The main one being I've ruined her and she would go gay before another guy.

I got to meet the gal that put the tattoo on my ###. In front of her husband. That was sort of awkward as she says how's your red head in a really sultry voice.

One of the other nurses asked me to ask her older sister (like 60) to dance because she was shy and liked to dance. Although I really suck at dancing, I complied. She told me I was really cute. lol

So after that I decided to ask Mrs. SLB's female boss to dance and she grinded all over me real good like. I didn't hate it.

The only thing being served was draft beer but one of the nurse's husband went to the liquor store across the street and bought a bottle of whiskey. We were outside smoking and he offered me some. Sure. After dancing I come back and the bottle is on the table right where I was sitting. I falsely assumed they left and left the bottle for me. So I polished it off. They didn't leave and pretty sure were pissed.

Mrs. SLB and Cal are leaving to go camping for two days (suckers!) and I'm dropping Dylan off at my parents. I guess I'll go to the casino or something since she said I couldn't have any pretty girls over.

You drove to Granite City for a wedding reception?

There has been above-ground white trash testing in many sites, man.

 

[phishphan]

B( . )( . )bies!

 

[T Bell]

### ties is no good?

There's got to be a way for an admin to print out the whole list of filtered words for this site. That list would be hilarious to read simply for the incongruity of some selected (and non-selected) words.

 

[General Malaise]

It's not like the wine goes from the mouth straight to the nipple. If it did, you'd need the jaws of life to extract me.

 

[UOFI_316]

B( . )( . )bies!

Pretend he is smiling.

 

[phishphan]

B( . )( . )bies!

Pretend he is smiling.

you motorboatin' son of a #####!

 

[phishphan]

so I'm having to turn some stuff in to my professor today. It's a bunch of screenshots of a website I'm building. After I print off about three or four pages, I notice the tabs I had open. One was "Guesshermuff.com". Thank jebus I noticed that before giving them to him.

 

[General Malaise]

so I'm having to turn some stuff in to my professor today. It's a bunch of screenshots of a website I'm building. After I print off about three or four pages, I notice the tabs I had open. One was "Guesshermuff.com". Thank jebus I noticed that before giving them to him.

Forgot about that website. BRB.

 

[T Bell]

so I'm having to turn some stuff in to my professor today. It's a bunch of screenshots of a website I'm building. After I print off about three or four pages, I notice the tabs I had open. One was "Guesshermuff.com". Thank jebus I noticed that before giving them to him.

 

[phishphan]

so I'm having to turn some stuff in to my professor today. It's a bunch of screenshots of a website I'm building. After I print off about three or four pages, I notice the tabs I had open. One was "Guesshermuff.com". Thank jebus I noticed that before giving them to him.

Forgot about that website. BRB.

vanigacology.com has better talent for their guess the muff pages.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

That seems like a fairly comprehensive list.

 

[phishphan]

That may be the post that brings the jimtan to its end

 

[Bob Sacamano]

:sigh:

I kilt it.

 

[T Bell]

That may be the post that brings the jimtan to its end

And like that, it's gone.

 

[T Bell]

:sigh:

I kilt it.

Joe's computer was probably lighting up like the Las Vegas Strip a couple of minutes ago.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

In a nutshell, many of these words/phrases are banned here. But not as many as you'd think.

 

[Disco Stu]

so I'm having to turn some stuff in to my professor today. It's a bunch of screenshots of a website I'm building. After I print off about three or four pages, I notice the tabs I had open. One was "Guesshermuff.com". Thank jebus I noticed that before giving them to him.

Forgot about that website. BRB.

When you get back, be sure to check out the who's hottest thread I started. The girls aren't repeats and the image resolution meets or exceeds all known GM standards.

 

[General Malaise]

so I'm having to turn some stuff in to my professor today. It's a bunch of screenshots of a website I'm building. After I print off about three or four pages, I notice the tabs I had open. One was "Guesshermuff.com". Thank jebus I noticed that before giving them to him.

Forgot about that website. BRB.

When you get back, be sure to check out the who's hottest thread I started. The girls aren't repeats and the image resolution meets or exceeds all known GM standards.

I can see souls?

 

[phishphan]

so I'm having to turn some stuff in to my professor today. It's a bunch of screenshots of a website I'm building. After I print off about three or four pages, I notice the tabs I had open. One was "Guesshermuff.com". Thank jebus I noticed that before giving them to him.

Forgot about that website. BRB.

When you get back, be sure to check out the who's hottest thread I started. The girls aren't repeats and the image resolution meets or exceeds all known GM standards.

heaven forbid, don't strain yourself by doing something like putting a link here or anything.

 

[-fish-]

In a nutshell, many of these words/phrases are banned here. But not as many as you'd think.

never heard donkeyribber before

 

[Disco Stu]

I can see souls?

If you squint.

heaven forbid, don't strain yourself by doing something like putting a link here or anything.

Fine... wouldn't want you straining yourself scanning the first page for the word Hottest.

 

[phishphan]

I can see souls?

If you squint.

heaven forbid, don't strain yourself by doing something like putting a link here or anything.

Fine... wouldn't want you straining yourself scanning the first page for the word Hottest.

I love you.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

So this wedding reception last night..... First I was wrong it was a gal Mrs. SLB works with, not a gym friend. Second, she didn't read the invitation apparently because it was a luau theme and he we were dressed like it was a normal reception. What was even more amusing were the other people that didn't read it either but were still wearing jean shorts and sandals. I was at white trash ground zero. You know its bad when one of the doctors that showed up kept wanting to hang around me.

I also had my suspicions that the only guy that works at her place has the hots for Mrs. SLB. He just got a divorce in January. I asked if he was dating anybody and he looks at my wife and says "no, I don't want to yet". I've also been told many times by my wife how they are always teasing each other. Oh and he said he couldn't sit next to her because of the dress she was wearing. Really dude? It doesn't bother me for a lot of reasons. The main one being I've ruined her and she would go gay before another guy.

I got to meet the gal that put the tattoo on my ###. In front of her husband. That was sort of awkward as she says how's your red head in a really sultry voice.

One of the other nurses asked me to ask her older sister (like 60) to dance because she was shy and liked to dance. Although I really suck at dancing, I complied. She told me I was really cute. lol

So after that I decided to ask Mrs. SLB's female boss to dance and she grinded all over me real good like. I didn't hate it.

The only thing being served was draft beer but one of the nurse's husband went to the liquor store across the street and bought a bottle of whiskey. We were outside smoking and he offered me some. Sure. After dancing I come back and the bottle is on the table right where I was sitting. I falsely assumed they left and left the bottle for me. So I polished it off. They didn't leave and pretty sure were pissed.

Mrs. SLB and Cal are leaving to go camping for two days (suckers!) and I'm dropping Dylan off at my parents. I guess I'll go to the casino or something since she said I couldn't have any pretty girls over.

You drove to Granite City for a wedding reception?

Oh it felt like it.

It's not like the wine goes from the mouth straight to the nipple. If it did, you'd need the jaws of life to extract me.

so I'm having to turn some stuff in to my professor today. It's a bunch of screenshots of a website I'm building. After I print off about three or four pages, I notice the tabs I had open. One was "Guesshermuff.com". Thank jebus I noticed that before giving them to him.

so I'm having to turn some stuff in to my professor today. It's a bunch of screenshots of a website I'm building. After I print off about three or four pages, I notice the tabs I had open. One was "Guesshermuff.com". Thank jebus I noticed that before giving them to him.

Forgot about that website. BRB.

vanigacology.com has better talent for their guess the muff pages.

Not that I'm into these kinds of things but I'm going to attempt to remember this.

:sigh:

I kilt it.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I just noticed I forgot to shave the left side of my face.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

I just noticed I forgot to shave the left side of my face.