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I tried Old Weller bourbon over the weekend - I generally don't much care for bourbon but this stuff was outstanding at only $20 per bottle. The liquor store says it's the stuff that turns into Pappy after some years in the cask. Anyway, maybe I'm just late to the train but it's well worth trying if you like bourbon.

 
I tried Old Weller bourbon over the weekend - I generally don't much care for bourbon but this stuff was outstanding at only $20 per bottle. The liquor store says it's the stuff that turns into Pappy after some years in the cask. Anyway, maybe I'm just late to the train but it's well worth trying if you like bourbon.
My friend Alan had a black lab named Weller. Passed away a couple years ago. Good dog too. Was named after the booze.

 
I tried Old Weller bourbon over the weekend - I generally don't much care for bourbon but this stuff was outstanding at only $20 per bottle. The liquor store says it's the stuff that turns into Pappy after some years in the cask. Anyway, maybe I'm just late to the train but it's well worth trying if you like bourbon.
My friend Alan had a black lab named Weller. Passed away a couple years ago. Good dog too. Was named after the booze.
I watched Robocop not too long ago.

 
I tried Old Weller bourbon over the weekend - I generally don't much care for bourbon but this stuff was outstanding at only $20 per bottle. The liquor store says it's the stuff that turns into Pappy after some years in the cask. Anyway, maybe I'm just late to the train but it's well worth trying if you like bourbon.
My friend Alan had a black lab named Weller. Passed away a couple years ago. Good dog too. Was named after the booze.
I watched Robocop not too long ago.
Awesome movie. Can't wait for the reboot!

 
Child custody arguments are just ####### peachy.

I'm supposed to have my son tomorrow night, and tomorrow is a weekday. We've never treated the 7/4 date as a "holiday" for custody purposes (holidays we either switch up each year or make some other arrangement), so I want to get him in the morning and spend all day with him. red-ex wants him until mid-day.

She's claiming it is a holiday. I just demonstrated that the last three Independence Days fell on Sunday, Monday and Wednesday, a decent sample size of our custody rotation, and not once did we switch up the schedule. I'm still getting labeled "difficult".

Marry (and divorce) a(nother) lawyer at your own peril. :wall:

 
Child custody arguments are just ####### peachy.

I'm supposed to have my son tomorrow night, and tomorrow is a weekday. We've never treated the 7/4 date as a "holiday" for custody purposes (holidays we either switch up each year or make some other arrangement), so I want to get him in the morning and spend all day with him. red-ex wants him until mid-day.

She's claiming it is a holiday. I just demonstrated that the last three Independence Days fell on Sunday, Monday and Wednesday, a decent sample size of our custody rotation, and not once did we switch up the schedule. I'm still getting labeled "difficult".

Marry (and divorce) a(nother) lawyer at your own peril. :wall:
My BIL goes through this kind of crap regularly. His baby mamma declared that their son's first day of Kindergarten was an important milestone so she simply didn't deliver the kid on Friday afternoon as she was supposed to. Kept him the whole weekend so she (and not BIL) could take him to his first day of school.

 
Child custody arguments are just ####### peachy.

I'm supposed to have my son tomorrow night, and tomorrow is a weekday. We've never treated the 7/4 date as a "holiday" for custody purposes (holidays we either switch up each year or make some other arrangement), so I want to get him in the morning and spend all day with him. red-ex wants him until mid-day.

She's claiming it is a holiday. I just demonstrated that the last three Independence Days fell on Sunday, Monday and Wednesday, a decent sample size of our custody rotation, and not once did we switch up the schedule. I'm still getting labeled "difficult".

Marry (and divorce) a(nother) lawyer at your own peril. :wall:
My BIL goes through this kind of crap regularly. His baby mamma declared that their son's first day of Kindergarten was an important milestone so she simply didn't deliver the kid on Friday afternoon as she was supposed to. Kept him the whole weekend so she (and not BIL) could take him to his first day of school.
This usually doesn't happen, and certainly not to the extent of your BIL - that's a real screw job.

What's really pissing me off is that she and I flip-flopped last Tuesday and Thursday at her request such that I will have only had him one evening in the last week by tomorrow.

Sorry to burden the JimTan with custody chat.

 
Child custody arguments are just ####### peachy.

I'm supposed to have my son tomorrow night, and tomorrow is a weekday. We've never treated the 7/4 date as a "holiday" for custody purposes (holidays we either switch up each year or make some other arrangement), so I want to get him in the morning and spend all day with him. red-ex wants him until mid-day.

She's claiming it is a holiday. I just demonstrated that the last three Independence Days fell on Sunday, Monday and Wednesday, a decent sample size of our custody rotation, and not once did we switch up the schedule. I'm still getting labeled "difficult".

Marry (and divorce) a(nother) lawyer at your own peril. :wall:
His baby mamma
I thought Pickles put a stop to this.

 
Child custody arguments are just ####### peachy.

I'm supposed to have my son tomorrow night, and tomorrow is a weekday. We've never treated the 7/4 date as a "holiday" for custody purposes (holidays we either switch up each year or make some other arrangement), so I want to get him in the morning and spend all day with him. red-ex wants him until mid-day.

She's claiming it is a holiday. I just demonstrated that the last three Independence Days fell on Sunday, Monday and Wednesday, a decent sample size of our custody rotation, and not once did we switch up the schedule. I'm still getting labeled "difficult".

Marry (and divorce) a(nother) lawyer at your own peril. :wall:
His baby mamma
I thought Pickles put a stop to this.
The vag what brung his papoose into the world?

 
Child custody arguments are just ####### peachy.

I'm supposed to have my son tomorrow night, and tomorrow is a weekday. We've never treated the 7/4 date as a "holiday" for custody purposes (holidays we either switch up each year or make some other arrangement), so I want to get him in the morning and spend all day with him. red-ex wants him until mid-day.

She's claiming it is a holiday. I just demonstrated that the last three Independence Days fell on Sunday, Monday and Wednesday, a decent sample size of our custody rotation, and not once did we switch up the schedule. I'm still getting labeled "difficult".

Marry (and divorce) a(nother) lawyer at your own peril. :wall:
My BIL goes through this kind of crap regularly. His baby mamma declared that their son's first day of Kindergarten was an important milestone so she simply didn't deliver the kid on Friday afternoon as she was supposed to. Kept him the whole weekend so she (and not BIL) could take him to his first day of school.
This usually doesn't happen, and certainly not to the extent of your BIL - that's a real screw job.

What's really pissing me off is that she and I flip-flopped last Tuesday and Thursday at her request such that I will have only had him one evening in the last week by tomorrow.

Sorry to burden the JimTan with custody chat.
Problem resolved pretty satisfactorily via quick phone call. Should have done that two hours ago. When will I learn? :wall:

 
"The kid's mom declared that their son's first day of Kindergarten was an important milestone"

"That ##### declared that their son's first day of Kindergarten was an important milestone"

"She declared that their son's first day of Kindergarten was an important milestone"

Most of us are smart enough to follow. Even those of us who are still married. Maybe even those of us who have done it more than once. Stu at least. I won't speak for GM. [/smoo]

 
"I gotta get going. Have a good one/See ya/Talk to you later/etc" down?
My younger brother just says "I lost interest, I'm hanging up now." He's kind of a knob though.
Jay Cutler is your younger brother?
:lol: We now use "Jay Cutler" as a substitute for real words at my house. "What do you want for dinner?" "Jay Cutler" (I just realized that would sound creepy to some people.)
Rules

 
I've been "on vacation" for five days. Today is the first day I've cracked a drink before 5, and I've been working on my house (finishing the garage) the whole time.

Tomorrow I leave to go hang out by the lake for a few days until I start working again on Monday. I can't wait to sit around and do nothing.

 
Having just watched Seasons 3 and 4 of Wires, it occurs to me...

The GMTAN is the FFA's version of Hamsterdam.
BOOMYellow tops
We should have a Favorite Touts from The Wire draft.
Was googling and found this: http://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/tv/news/used-subtitles-to-watch-the-wire-the-writer-says-thats-just-criminal-1773087.html
:lol:

My girlfriend needs the subtitles on to follow it - hell, sometimes I need them and I'm a lot quicker on the lingo pickup than she is - and yeah, I've discovered the same thing.

EDIT- I was presuming the article covered this, but maybe I was wrong. Some of the subtitles are completely botched, hilariously so.

 
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Ian Kinsler just nailed some bald dude in the head with a HR.

On a side note, I just poured 2 fingers of bourbon and am about to pour through 50 emails before shutting it down until Monday :banned:

 
Gotta go OVER 63.5 on Joey Chestnut for tomorrow, right? 2u I think.
I've got him at 62.5. GL
68 last year? Lock city.
Switching up his style? He could hammer 70 or go under.

This year, expect the champ to be a bit more relaxed, eschewing the bob-and-weave approach he’s used in the past.

“I’m getting older and I’m smarter about how I eat,” said Chestnut, 29. “I won’t move around quite so much. In previous years, it felt like I was running. This year, I’m a thoughtful Joey Chestnut.”

Read more: http://www.nydailynews.com/new-york/brooklyn/joey-chestnut-hot-dog-eating-immortality-thursday-article-1.1388336#ixzz2Y2OGsFy9
 
Word to your mother.

About three time a year I go to bed without the worryfear that I'm going to wake up to a #### storm of epic proportions. This is one of those times. Like thanksgiving and Christmas I can be sure none of my customers will be calling needing something nor will the bank or vendors be calling looking for money. So I can relax a hair and enjoy myself. It's nice to delay the hornets nest for a few days.

My kids birthday is Friday and she is getting a bicycle. Her sibling will be here in February - wife had her first ultrasound today. I'm healthy and so is my family. I am still in a huge hole that will take years to fill in, but for a little while, tonight, things are okay here. Rest well jimtanners. If I were with you I'd turn down your sheets and put a dove chocolate on your pillow.

 
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