GM's thread about nothing (47 Viewers)

[Homer J Simpson]

I've done absolutely nothing today.

BUT I plan on working out and then dranking later on.

Do you lift?

No

What's the matter, brah?

 

[Guster]

I've been crazy a bit too much recently, but I think i may have just ended things because sheoesnt know how to play keno

 

[Guster]

Indian Lake. Redneck, OH

Geocache location??

 

[T Bell]

I've been crazy a bit too much recently, but I think i may have just ended things because sheoesnt know how to play keno

Go on.

 

[Guster]

Gonna be an absolutely crazy night and the bar's AC is not working at full strength. I'm wearing jeans.

Pray for my undercarriage. The chafing is gonna be epic.

Gold bond?

 

[Guster]

I've been crazy a bit too much recently, but I think i may have just ended things because sheoesnt know how to play keno

Go on.

Still yelling at me. Lol. I'm ignoring her and drinking and telling here to leave

 

[T Bell]

Gonna be an absolutely crazy night and the bar's AC is not working at full strength. I'm wearing jeans.

Pray for my undercarriage. The chafing is gonna be epic.

Do you even need to wear pants, Homie? You're behind a freaking bar.

 

[T Bell]

I've been crazy a bit too much recently, but I think i may have just ended things because sheoesnt know how to play keno

Go on.

Still yelling at me. Lol. I'm ignoring her and drinking and telling here to leave

I guess I'm confused - since when did Keno require talking to anyone? I mean you can do it from your hotel room naked.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

I've been crazy a bit too much recently, but I think i may have just ended things because sheoesnt know how to play keno

Go on.

Still yelling at me. Lol. I'm ignoring her and drinking and telling here to leave

Get the video recording going in the sly. You can do this.

 

[Guster]

I've been crazy a bit too much recently, but I think i may have just ended things because sheoesnt know how to play keno

Go on.

Still yelling at me. Lol. I'm ignoring her and drinking and telling here to leave

I guess I'm confused - since when did Keno require talking to anyone? I mean you can do it from your hotel room naked.

Pretty much.

 

[Guster]

I've been crazy a bit too much recently, but I think i may have just ended things because sheoesnt know how to play keno

Go on.

Still yelling at me. Lol. I'm ignoring her and drinking and telling here to leave

Get the video recording going in the sly. You can do this.

I should try. In-sane

 

[T Bell]

I've been crazy a bit too much recently, but I think i may have just ended things because sheoesnt know how to play keno

Go on.

Still yelling at me. Lol. I'm ignoring her and drinking and telling here to leave

Get the video recording going in the sly. You can do this.

Yeah, if the relationship is a write-off anyway, then go all out. Make sure to record an argument over the stupidest subject matter possible.

Extra points if you mention:

1) a penny

2) Homer Simpson

3) Nicaraugua

4) breast milk/feeding

5) yard sales

6) "cornhole"

Think of it like a ######ed argument scavenger hunt. Go!

 

[krista4]

I've been crazy a bit too much recently, but I think i may have just ended things because sheoesnt know how to play keno

Go on.

Still yelling at me. Lol. I'm ignoring her and drinking and telling here to leave

Get the video recording going in the sly. You can do this.

Yeah, if the relationship is a write-off anyway, then go all out. Make sure to record an argument over the stupidest subject matter possible.

Extra points if you mention:

1) a penny

2) Homer Simpson

3) Nicaraugua

4) breast milk/feeding

5) yard sales

6) "cornhole"

Think of it like a ######ed argument scavenger hunt. Go!

 

[Guster]

I've been crazy a bit too much recently, but I think i may have just ended things because sheoesnt know how to play keno

Go on.

Still yelling at me. Lol. I'm ignoring her and drinking and telling here to leave

Get the video recording going in the sly. You can do this.

Yeah, if the relationship is a write-off anyway, then go all out. Make sure to record an argument over the stupidest subject matter possible. Extra points if you mention: 1) a penny2) Homer Simpson3) Nicaraugua4) breast milk/feeding5) yard sales6) "cornhole" Think of it like a ######ed argument scavenger hunt. Go!

Oh god. I may need to try this. She's still ranting

 

[Guster]

Tried my best. Video uploading to YouTube.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

 

[MacArtist]

CD is Tre?!

 

[Guster]

Tried my best. Video uploading to YouTube.

Upon further review, I sound like a drunken ####### that is trying to force random phrases into unnatural sentences. :thorned:

 

[Guster]

Apparently she has issues with me being on iDating sites despite the fact that I continually tell her that I'm still on iDating sites

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

CD is Tre?!

Two separate penii.

 

[Guster]

Apparently she has issues with me being on iDating sites despite the fact that I continually tell her that I'm still on iDating sites

I keep pointing to the door, but apparently that isn't clear enough for her. Crazy girls are crazy. Who knew??

 

[Guster]

To give her some credit, she keeps asking me to get off my ipad, but I keep laughing, telling her the door is right behind her and that I'm not having this conversation. Trying my best to add some drama to the GMTAN

 

[Guster]

She is currently in the bathroom pretending to throw up over being so upset :X

 

[bentley]

She is currently in the bathroom pretending to throw up over being so upset :X

Gross. Are you dating Woz?

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Lol at the fake vomit. Pulling out all the stops.

 

[strykerpks]

Lol at the fake vomit. Pulling out all the stops.

Next week she'll be pregnant. Book it

 

[Guster]

She is currently in the bathroom pretending to throw up over being so upset :X

Gross. Are you dating Woz?

Essentially. Does this mean I get to give 2oz??

She did specifically ask me not to tell my "football friends" about this, but I didn't necessarily agree to that

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

She's going to ask to sleep on the couch and go for the sneak in later tonight.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Lol at the fake vomit. Pulling out all the stops.

Next week she'll be pregnant. Book it

 

[Guster]

Lol at the fake vomit. Pulling out all the stops.

Next week she'll be pregnant. Book it

yeah, fortunately, she's a former champion figure skater, so high metabolism/super low body fat = Aunt Flo on vacation

 

[Guster]

She's going to ask to sleep on the couch and go for the sneak in later tonight.

She's not pulling a Uni!! No way

 

[strykerpks]

Lol at the fake vomit. Pulling out all the stops.

Next week she'll be pregnant. Book it

yeah, fortunately, she's a former champion figure skater, so high metabolism/super low body fat = Aunt Flo on vacation

:ackbar:

 

[T Bell]

She is currently in the bathroom pretending to throw up over being so upset :X

Gross. Are you dating Woz?

At least Woz gets sex out of vomiting.

 

[Guster]

Did my best to get some entertainment for the thread, but ended up kicking her out

 

[krista4]

Did my best to get some entertainment for the thread, but ended up kicking her out

It's been pretty entertaining even without the video.

 

[kevzilla]

Guster>remain on yellow alert for a few days. Tonya Harding might send some guys around to kneecap you.

 

[T Bell]

Did my best to get some entertainment for the thread, but ended up kicking her out

It's been pretty entertaining even without the video.

Definitely. A little back story would be appreciated though.

How long have you been with this broad, and are you missing any cutlery back at your place?

 

[Guster]

Did my best to get some entertainment for the thread, but ended up kicking her out

It's been pretty entertaining even without the video.

Really, this is the sort of drama the GMTAN needs more of

 

[T Bell]

Did my best to get some entertainment for the thread, but ended up kicking her out

It's been pretty entertaining even without the video.

Really, this is the sort of drama the GMTAN needs more of

You're doing the Lord's JimTan's work here.

 

[shuke]

You folks never cease to amaze me with your ability to make a dude feel better through a computer monitor. Much thanks and love in return.

And if you haven't opened the "36 Cheap American Beer Rankings" thread, I found the writer's placement and commentary on Keystone to be quite comical. Not sure who this writer is, but I like his style. To-wit:

36. Keystone. This is the worst beer currently sold on American soil. It sits behind chilled glass in a convenience-store fridge like a dumb rebuke to the explosion of American beer variety all around it. In 1978 there were 89 breweries in the U.S.; today there are more than 2,400, and most of the new ones are better than most of the old ones. In 2013 craft beer is no longer the exclusive domain of West Coast weirdos and psychotic woodsmen. These fine days you can score Samuel Adams or Sierra Nevada at the least ambitious of convenience stores and Dogfish Head 90 Minute on

That sounds just like Mr. krista's writing style.Exciting news in the krista household: after a bit of wrangling, Mr. krista has accepted a job as Executive Chef at the only upscale restaurant in Granada, Nicaragua. It's been written up in the NY Times and the Delta Sky magazine, and the place is impeccable in terms of style and service, but we've always thought the food was just OK. This will be a chance to take it to a new level.

Nice

 

[shuke]

Yard sale update: sale of the day was a kid that bought my old whoopie cushion for $0.50. He and I giggled for five minutes while his mom browsed to a fart soundtrack.

I am going to be having my first-ever yard sale August 10, which I am dreading with the fury of a thousand suns. Maybe I'll go buy a whoopie cushion in hopes of making it better.

They suck. I've put a few hundred bucks in my pocket but will have probably 30-40 hours in it when all said and done. I'd almost rather have spent two hours and just taken it all to Goodwill for the tax deduction.

This is my exact thought after every sale we do.

 

[Guster]

Did my best to get some entertainment for the thread, but ended up kicking her out

It's been pretty entertaining even without the video.

Definitely. A little back story would be appreciated though. How long have you been with this broad, and are you missing any cutlery back at your place?

Well, I first went out with her at the end of last year, but I've been very clear to her that we are not exclusive and i'm still seeing chicks off from iDating sites. Every time she starts to show me a glimmer of possibility, her crazy side shines through. She has gotten me tapped deep into the local foodie scene, but that may vaporize in a moment and was one of the things she tried to hold over my head tonight.

 

[bentley]

http://img849.imageshack.us/img849/8853/3umv.jpg

 

[bentley]

Living like a king here guys.

 

[Abraham]

Cincy has a foodie scene, compete with politics and such?

Interesting.

 

[strykerpks]

Did my best to get some entertainment for the thread, but ended up kicking her out

It's been pretty entertaining even without the video.

Definitely. A little back story would be appreciated though. How long have you been with this broad, and are you missing any cutlery back at your place?

Well, I first went out with her at the end of last year, but I've been very clear to her that we are not exclusive and i'm still seeing chicks off from iDating sites. Every time she starts to show me a glimmer of possibility, her crazy side shines through. She has gotten me tapped deep into the local foodie scene, but that may vaporize in a moment and was one of the things she tried to hold over my head tonight.

Plus he t##k # s##t ### of ### p###y ### ###### ## ## Y##tube ### ### ## us ## see, until the handle breaks off and you have to call a doctor to pull it out again

 

[Abraham]

Living like a king here guys.

Nice mini blinds.

 

[T Bell]

Did my best to get some entertainment for the thread, but ended up kicking her out

It's been pretty entertaining even without the video.

Definitely. A little back story would be appreciated though. How long have you been with this broad, and are you missing any cutlery back at your place?

Well, I first went out with her at the end of last year, but I've been very clear to her that we are not exclusive and i'm still seeing chicks off from iDating sites. Every time she starts to show me a glimmer of possibility, her crazy side shines through. She has gotten me tapped deep into the local foodie scene, but that may vaporize in a moment and was one of the things she tried to hold over my head tonight.

A new twist on "the way to a man's heart is through his stomach"?

 

[bentley]

Living like a king here guys.

Nice mini blinds.

I'll have you know that those are Home Depot brand faux wood blinds and not mini blinds. What kind of hillbilly do you think I am?

 

[T Bell]

http://img849.imageshack.us/img849/8853/3umv.jpg

'Murica! F Yeah!