GM's thread about nothing (17 Viewers)

[T Bell]

Anybody else think the missing Anderson girl is a willing accomplice with DiMaggio?

I hope not but who the hell knows?

 

[Mr.Pack]

Uruk-Bill Sorry you are going through that stuff. I kind of feel like a dork for posting my problem.

Tanner and T-Bell, sorry you guys went through that too.

SLB, hang in there GB, if anyone can overcome this crap, you can. You're a great business man and a great person.

Hope I didn't miss anyone.

Also, once again Englebung (Nice one Uruk) thanks you all for the well wishes and kind words. He's having a great weekend!

ETA: With this major stresser gone now, Englebung is going to finally concentrate on getting rid of his diabetes and get in shape, some how, some way

 

[Uruk-Hai]

I'm done (for now) with the woe is me stuff. This thread helped me more than anyone will ever know on a number of levels back in the spring when I thought I was going to lose my family and my house. So I'm through with the bellyaching since a lot of people have it worse than me and I'm blessed. I'm a long way from out of the woods but at least I don't wake up at 4am and stare at th ceiling for hours waiting to see what punches me in the balls next.

But man, being an adult can be ducking hard sometimes.

You know what, Abe? I think others' problems seem worse than our own. Was just talking about this with SLB. What you (or Bob or shuke or whoever) have been going through make me feel much more impotent than what I'm dealing with. I've thought about this a lot and I think it's because we have at least SOME control (real or imagined) over our own ####, but none over anyone else's.

I've worried a ton more about you and the other GMTANners than I have about me - dealing with my cancer seems less stressful to methan, say, worrying about how one of you guys is going to provide for his/her family if the job goes south.

It's a form of escape from our own problems to become emotionally involved in others' problems, but it's healthy. There's a lot of evidence that shows that good mental health is directly correlated with social relationships that give rise to this.

I'm done (for now) with the woe is me stuff. This thread helped me more than anyone will ever know on a number of levels back in the spring when I thought I was going to lose my family and my house. So I'm through with the bellyaching since a lot of people have it worse than me and I'm blessed. I'm a long way from out of the woods but at least I don't wake up at 4am and stare at th ceiling for hours waiting to see what punches me in the balls next.

But man, being an adult can be ducking hard sometimes.

You know what, Abe? I think others' problems seem worse than our own. Was just talking about this with SLB. What you (or Bob or shuke or whoever) have been going through make me feel much more impotent than what I'm dealing with. I've thought about this a lot and I think it's because we have at least SOME control (real or imagined) over our own ####, but none over anyone else's.

I've worried a ton more about you and the other GMTANners than I have about me - dealing with my cancer seems less stressful to methan, say, worrying about how one of you guys is going to provide for his/her family if the job goes south.

It's a form of escape from our own problems to become emotionally involved in others' problems, but it's healthy. There's a lot of evidence that shows that good mental health is directly correlated with social relationships that give rise to this.

Makes sense, Red.

On a related note, I'm thinking of going on a righteous drunk tonight. Not a "normal, went-to-happy-hour" drunk, but a good, honest, no-regrets drunk. Just 'cause I can.

If you guys hear, wafting on the winds, Funkadelic followed by Hank, Jr - that's me.

Salud, y'all.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

That's mighty kind of you. But you're never far from any of our thoughts and it doesn't seem like the night is over until you have checked in and tucked homer and UNi in for the night.

That's mighty kind of you. But you're never far from any of our thoughts and it doesn't seem like the night is over until you have checked in and tucked homer and UNi in for the night.

My biggest problem is tucking the human-sized blanket over Giant Homer. None of this is a euphemism.

Love ya, GB.

 

[kevzilla]

Gusterzooks OTC

Headed to a cookout with the Wingman and his Renfair friends. Bringing two pork loins, the Catena Malbec I took to Albert Oaks that one time, and a bottle of Rhum Barbancourt. That should buy me admission. If we come up to draft, you may be out of luck till the wee hours.

 

[Osaurus]

I waited 40+ minutes for a good brick oven pizza without f###### mushrooms. What do I get? You betcha!

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I waited 40+ minutes for a good brick oven pizza without f###### mushrooms. What do I get? You betcha!

Mushrooms are the devil's anal polyps.

 

[Osaurus]

Anyone catch David Carr on the Giants sideline? Looks like he's trying to channel Freddie Mercury.

 

[Uruk-Hai]

This is probably my last post for the evening seeing as I've shot damned near a 1/5 of Sambuca and about something somthing of Crown Royal and 9 million beers and it took me an hour just to type this and whatever.

Right now I'm pining over my HS girlfriend. She was - and still is, I suspect - black. I'm not black. Both of our families hated us dating. She was absolutely gorgeous and was saddled with the name "Eunice".

I should stop now

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Anyone catch David Carr on the Giants sideline? Looks like he's trying to channel Freddie Mercury.

DAVID CARR IS A G-D AMERICAN HERO. SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH.

 

[flysack]

hi. I'm still alive. Will report back in a month or so with an update. Or not.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

This is probably my last post for the evening seeing as I've shot damned near a 1/5 of Sambuca and about something somthing of Crown Royal and 9 million beers and it took me an hour just to type this and whatever.

Right now I'm pining over my HS girlfriend. She was - and still is, I suspect - black. I'm not black. Both of our families hated us dating. She was absolutely gorgeous and was saddled with the name "Eunice".

I should stop now

Wow. I read this right after stumbling across this on Reddit. Yes, I am a horrible person.

 

[Osaurus]

Anyone catch David Carr on the Giants sideline? Looks like he's trying to channel Freddie Mercury.

DAVID CARR IS A G-D AMERICAN HERO. SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH.

NTTAWWT?

 

[T Bell]

This is probably my last post for the evening seeing as I've shot damned near a 1/5 of Sambuca and about something somthing of Crown Royal and 9 million beers and it took me an hour just to type this and whatever.

Right now I'm pining over my HS girlfriend. She was - and still is, I suspect - black. I'm not black. Both of our families hated us dating. She was absolutely gorgeous and was saddled with the name "Eunice".

I should stop now

Link to pic?

I dated a Tongan/Puerto Rican girl in college - my very first psycho. She looked very ethnic, and some peopel even thought she was black. My parents were patient and bit their tongues...

 

[T Bell]

27 Problems That Only Introverts Will Understand

 

[Frostillicus]

I waited 40+ minutes for a good brick oven pizza without f###### mushrooms. What do I get? You betcha!

Mushrooms are the devil's anal polyps.

This is true.

 

[Uruk-Hai]

Wheeeeee!!!!

 

[Abraham]

This is probably my last post for the evening seeing as I've shot damned near a 1/5 of Sambuca and about something somthing of Crown Royal and 9 million beers and it took me an hour just to type this and whatever.

Right now I'm pining over my HS girlfriend. She was - and still is, I suspect - black. I'm not black. Both of our families hated us dating. She was absolutely gorgeous and was saddled with the name "Eunice".

I should stop now

Link to pic?

I dated a Tongan/Puerto Rican girl in college - my very first psycho. She looked very ethnic, and some peopel even thought she was black. My parents were patient and bit their tongues...

I dated a Hawaiian named angel in the year before I met my wife. She was 5'1 and tiny thin and despite being 21 didn't look a day over 15. We had a lot of fun together but ultimately I was getting too many ugly looks when we would go out.

 

[flysack]

27 Problems That Only Introverts Will Understand

I checked off on all 27. Shocking, I know. The guy who likes to read is an introvert.

 

[Tiger Fan]

Not 1.

Not 2.

Not 3.

But 4 bags of the official Ice were used today while we hosted a party. The hosting responsibilities were split up b/w 4 couples and those in charge of the ice/drinks (clearly not me), didn't buy enough.

The natural response is "well, why didn't anyone just leave and go get some more"......we didn't have any more time. /24

 

[Abraham]

Not 1.

Not 2.

Not 3.

But 4 bags of the official Ice were used today while we hosted a party. The hosting responsibilities were split up b/w 4 couples and those in charge of the ice/drinks (clearly not me), didn't buy enough.

Nothing like a clear win on a Saturday night. I bet the women go to bed tonight moist at the thought of the "ice man."

 

[T Bell]

This was not helpful.

 

[Tiger Fan]

Not 1.

Not 2.

Not 3.

But 4 bags of the official Ice were used today while we hosted a party. The hosting responsibilities were split up b/w 4 couples and those in charge of the ice/drinks (clearly not me), didn't buy enough.

Nothing like a clear win on a Saturday night. I bet the women go to bed tonight moist at the thought of the "ice man."

Kids are at the parents...been drinking since 4...bout to go hit up the best 80s cover band evah

 

[T Bell]

Not 1.

Not 2.

Not 3.

But 4 bags of the official Ice were used today while we hosted a party. The hosting responsibilities were split up b/w 4 couples and those in charge of the ice/drinks (clearly not me), didn't buy enough.

Nothing like a clear win on a Saturday night. I bet the women go to bed tonight moist at the thought of the "ice man."

Maybe if he gets lucky, the Ice Man will cometh.

 

[Tiger Fan]

Not 1.

Not 2.

Not 3.

But 4 bags of the official Ice were used today while we hosted a party. The hosting responsibilities were split up b/w 4 couples and those in charge of the ice/drinks (clearly not me), didn't buy enough.

Nothing like a clear win on a Saturday night. I bet the women go to bed tonight moist at the thought of the "ice man."

Maybe if he gets lucky, the Ice Man will cometh.

I see what you did there

 

[mr roboto]

Twerking Cat is Twerking.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Cracked my first beer in over a week a little bit ago. Gonna get really drunk and feel sorry for myself for a while.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

27 Problems That Only Introverts Will Understand

I don't understand.

 

[T Bell]

This is probably my last post for the evening seeing as I've shot damned near a 1/5 of Sambuca and about something somthing of Crown Royal and 9 million beers and it took me an hour just to type this and whatever.

Right now I'm pining over my HS girlfriend. She was - and still is, I suspect - black. I'm not black. Both of our families hated us dating. She was absolutely gorgeous and was saddled with the name "Eunice".

I should stop now

Is this her?

 

[Homer J Simpson]

She's killed people with hugs. Them things is POINTY!

 

[Guster]

I'm done (for now) with the woe is me stuff. This thread helped me more than anyone will ever know on a number of levels back in the spring when I thought I was going to lose my family and my house. So I'm through with the bellyaching since a lot of people have it worse than me and I'm blessed. I'm a long way from out of the woods but at least I don't wake up at 4am and stare at th ceiling for hours waiting to see what punches me in the balls next.

But man, being an adult can be ducking hard sometimes.

You know what, Abe? I think others' problems seem worse than our own. Was just talking about this with SLB. What you (or Bob or shuke or whoever) have been going through make me feel much more impotent than what I'm dealing with. I've thought about this a lot and I think it's because we have at least SOME control (real or imagined) over our own ####, but none over anyone else's.I've worried a ton more about you and the other GMTANners than I have about me - dealing with my cancer seems less stressful to methan, say, worrying about how one of you guys is going to provide for his/her family if the job goes south.

It's a form of escape from our own problems to become emotionally involved in others' problems, but it's healthy. There's a lot of evidence that shows that good mental health is directly correlated with social relationships that give rise to this.

I'm done (for now) with the woe is me stuff. This thread helped me more than anyone will ever know on a number of levels back in the spring when I thought I was going to lose my family and my house. So I'm through with the bellyaching since a lot of people have it worse than me and I'm blessed. I'm a long way from out of the woods but at least I don't wake up at 4am and stare at th ceiling for hours waiting to see what punches me in the balls next.

But man, being an adult can be ducking hard sometimes.

You know what, Abe? I think others' problems seem worse than our own. Was just talking about this with SLB. What you (or Bob or shuke or whoever) have been going through make me feel much more impotent than what I'm dealing with. I've thought about this a lot and I think it's because we have at least SOME control (real or imagined) over our own ####, but none over anyone else's.I've worried a ton more about you and the other GMTANners than I have about me - dealing with my cancer seems less stressful to methan, say, worrying about how one of you guys is going to provide for his/her family if the job goes south.

It's a form of escape from our own problems to become emotionally involved in others' problems, but it's healthy. There's a lot of evidence that shows that good mental health is directly correlated with social relationships that give rise to this.

Makes sense, Red.On a related note, I'm thinking of going on a righteous drunk tonight. Not a "normal, went-to-happy-hour" drunk, but a good, honest, no-regrets drunk. Just 'cause I can.

If you guys hear, wafting on the winds, Funkadelic followed by Hank, Jr - that's me.

Salud, y'all.

Love you GB. Glad to see you posting in here again

 

[Guster]

Gusterzooks OTC

Headed to a cookout with the Wingman and his Renfair friends. Bringing two pork loins, the Catena Malbec I took to Albert Oaks that one time, and a bottle of Rhum Barbancourt. That should buy me admission. If we come up to draft, you may be out of luck till the wee hours.

Too drunk to draft right now. Yoga in the morning, so unless Zooks wants to pick, it'll be late morning before we can collaborate

 

[Idiot Boxer]

Whenever I'm feeling bad and my life sucks, I just think of you guys.

 

[kevzilla]

Whenever I'm feeling bad and my life sucks, I just think of you guys.

Thanks?

 

[strykerpks]

Whenever I'm feeling bad and my life sucks, I just think of you guys.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Whenever I'm feeling bad and my life sucks, I just think of you guys.

:finger:

 

[Homer J Simpson]

I have no idea what to do with my life right now.

Not looking for advice or anything, just letting you guys know what's on Homer's brain besides peanuts.

 

[Frostillicus]

I have no idea what to do with my life right now.

Not looking for advice or anything, just letting you guys know what's on Homer's brain besides peanuts.

If I were you I'd have another threesome.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

I have no idea what to do with my life right now.

Not looking for advice or anything, just letting you guys know what's on Homer's brain besides peanuts.

If I were you I'd have another threesome.

Told you I'm not looking for advice. Especially the most obvious advice in the history of advice-giving.

 

[strykerpks]

Why peanuts?

 

[kevzilla]

Why peanuts?

Three-way with Peppermint Patty and Marcie. Duh.

 

[-fish-]

I have no idea what to do with my life right now.

Not looking for advice or anything, just letting you guys know what's on Homer's brain besides peanuts.

If I were you I'd have another threesome.

Told you I'm not looking for advice. Especially the most obvious advice in the history of advice-giving.

Foursome.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

I have no idea what to do with my life right now.

Not looking for advice or anything, just letting you guys know what's on Homer's brain besides peanuts.

If I were you I'd have another threesome.

Told you I'm not looking for advice. Especially the most obvious advice in the history of advice-giving.

Foursome.

Well at least you're thinking outside the box.

So to speak.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Why peanuts?

 

[Homer J Simpson]

BTW, anyone that has ever recommended the Japanese flick Audition, please do me a favor and hurt yourself. Like, badly.

 

[Uruk-Hai]

"And the Lord looketh down and sayeth 'Uruk, I name thee The Hungover who is also The Idiot' and then the Lord looketh away in disgust at having created such a fool" - Alcoholians 1:15

 

[Uruk-Hai]

People lie to themselves all the time. I do it more often than I'd like to admit.

Not this morning.

Coffee just ain't getting it. It's Bloody Mary time.

 

[YSR]

I have no idea what to do with my life right now.

Not looking for advice or anything, just letting you guys know what's on Homer's brain besides peanuts.

Wanna make out?

 

[McGarnicle]

So I just googled Scarlett Johannson to see if she died because I had such an intense sex dream about her that I thought maybe her actual soul came to visit me. It felt incredibly real in every way, and what was most remarkable is we finished the act. I ALWAYS wake up before finishing. Then after round 1, I did get up to go to the bathroom, then went back to sleep, and sure enough it happened again!! This time I was taking care of her orally, again it felt incredibly real and intense, but I woke up in the middle of it. Immediately went to wipe my face because in the dream it was soaked.

I really want it to happen again. Best sex I've had in about 2 years.

 

[Frostillicus]

So I just googled Scarlett Johannson to see if she died because I had such an intense sex dream about her that I thought maybe her actual soul came to visit me. It felt incredibly real in every way, and what was most remarkable is we finished the act. I ALWAYS wake up before finishing. Then after round 1, I did get up to go to the bathroom, then went back to sleep, and sure enough it happened again!! This time I was taking care of her orally, again it felt incredibly real and intense, but I woke up in the middle of it. Immediately went to wipe my face because in the dream it was soaked.

I really want it to happen again. Best sex I've had in about 2 years.

Lucky