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I'm in a redraft league where we have 1 keeper. It utilizes a draft pick based on a calculation dependent on when he was drafted in the past.

I can either keep Gronk with my 10th round pick or Kaepernick with my 16th pick.

TIA will answer yours
What would the price of Kaepernick be next year? My brother is in a similar styled league. He got Kaepernick off waivers last year which means he costs a last-round (16th) pick this year. It subtracts 2 round per year, so he will cost a 14th next year, a 12th after, etc.
Doesn't matter. Play to win this year imo
:goodposting:

You may end up with a better option than either of those guys for next year's keeper. Assuming you can only start 1 QB I'd keep Gronk. A top three TE is tougher to find than a top 10 QB. Unless he starts the season on the PUP...

 
i dont have any other place to put this so i will put my thoughts in here

a buddy i use to place to hockey with and still see a few times a year. he is in the mid 40's with a wife and 2 kids and has been always a really good guy and pretty straight laced.

anyway he had a compelete melt down via facebook and phone calls to other people and tried to do suicide by cop last night. luckily the cops tasered him and he is in the hospital getting treatment.

i have so many thoughts :

how did i miss his pain and signs

how could a guy that has a pretty good life be that desperate

its amazing on how fast life can change

i know life is tough but how does it get that bad

if he is that bad how many others are that close to the edge of breaking

i guess the bottom line is hug your friends and family and it is never that bad and ask for help

 
PWC select Marquise Goodwin, WR/KR, Our Bills.
I was just coming in here to draft him. Excellent pick. We've absolutely STOLEN the league title in our initial year. :hifive:
Interesting that the guy who made up the rules, and then didn't tell everyone one the correct version would think he has stolen the league this year.
:lmao:
Hope you both finish last.
"Disco Stu always finishes after you."

 
Laugh it up now. Me, Charv and Krista will be celebrating our championship at their chalet in Nintendo with a few food-themed all-star guests, Julio and a multi-cultural marching band playing Come On, Eileen.

 
I've been drawing some comfort from the fact that krista's clearly lost her mind over the move to Nigeria, but I'm looking for further reassurance. All women are exceptionally bad at dealing with change, right?
Is she going to start sending us emails asking for help in moving money stateside? :oldunsure:

 
I feel like a DB for posting this...but I secretly like some of Gekko's posts. Of course he's long winded and 80% of the advice he posts are outrageous...but part of me applauds him for his dedication to the schtick.

So whichever one of you posts as GG, well done :thumbup:

 
I feel like a DB for posting this...but I secretly like some of Gekko's posts. Of course he's long winded and 80% of the advice he posts are outrageous...but part of me applauds him for his dedication to the schtick.

So whichever one of you posts as GG, well done :thumbup:
Well, sure. Except it isn't even interesting Shtick. If you're going to be a gas bag know it all at least do it like Tanner. :scared:

 
i dont have any other place to put this so i will put my thoughts in here

a buddy i use to place to hockey with and still see a few times a year. he is in the mid 40's with a wife and 2 kids and has been always a really good guy and pretty straight laced.

anyway he had a compelete melt down via facebook and phone calls to other people and tried to do suicide by cop last night. luckily the cops tasered him and he is in the hospital getting treatment.

i have so many thoughts :

how did i miss his pain and signs

how could a guy that has a pretty good life be that desperate

its amazing on how fast life can change

i know life is tough but how does it get that bad

if he is that bad how many others are that close to the edge of breaking

i guess the bottom line is hug your friends and family and it is never that bad and ask for help
Wow man, that's horrible.

I can't imagine...... Hope he gets the help he needs.

 
UniAlias said:
Disco Stu said:
UniAlias said:
:lmao: :lmao: :bag:

At the airport now, got about 3 hours of very drunken sleep.

I was able to successfully take a cab with my lovely companion Sin to the third club of the evening. I'd like to think the cab home dilemma at 2:30AM was partly due to the guy not speaking english very well. He didnt understand the address I had drunkenly typed down in my phone, so he plugged Jolly Roger into his GPS. Apparently it wasn't the right one though. It was a very long cab ride. :bag:

Sin was a lot of fun though. :wub: She was so tiny and violent. This is the second time I've been to a strip club with an FBG and ended up making out with a dancer on the smoking patio. :bag: I definitely have the herpes now.

Had a blast though. Thanks for showing me around town GM. :thumbup:
:lmao: How many kids does this one have? How soon can they move to Dallas?
Only two kids with this one. I think I'm just going to move to Portland. :thumbup:

Found her dancer FB page. Not nearly as hot as I remember, the hours of boozing with GM may have impaired my judgment a little. :bag: First name Sin, last name the portland airport code to find her on FB. :oldunsure:
She wasn't THAT bad. I mean, she wasn't the Columbian or the super hot blonde or even the steak eating vegan with bad teeth....but I thought she was better looking than that older cougar stripper who wore a schoolgirl uniform and had a face like Carrot Top. She also liked young Chase. Dude would absolutely smash up here.
Pre-plastic surgery Carrot Top or post? This is important.
Post. Her facial lines when she smiled were deeply cracked and sharp, like a post-surgery Carrot Top. She had a real Joker thing going on. Nice as hell, though.

 
i dont have any other place to put this so i will put my thoughts in here

a buddy i use to place to hockey with and still see a few times a year. he is in the mid 40's with a wife and 2 kids and has been always a really good guy and pretty straight laced.

anyway he had a compelete melt down via facebook and phone calls to other people and tried to do suicide by cop last night. luckily the cops tasered him and he is in the hospital getting treatment.

i have so many thoughts :

how did i miss his pain and signs

how could a guy that has a pretty good life be that desperate

its amazing on how fast life can change

i know life is tough but how does it get that bad

if he is that bad how many others are that close to the edge of breaking

i guess the bottom line is hug your friends and family and it is never that bad and ask for help
Wow man, that's horrible.

I can't imagine...... Hope he gets the help he needs.
:goodposting:

 
UniAlias said:
Disco Stu said:
UniAlias said:
:lmao: :lmao: :bag:

At the airport now, got about 3 hours of very drunken sleep.

I was able to successfully take a cab with my lovely companion Sin to the third club of the evening. I'd like to think the cab home dilemma at 2:30AM was partly due to the guy not speaking english very well. He didnt understand the address I had drunkenly typed down in my phone, so he plugged Jolly Roger into his GPS. Apparently it wasn't the right one though. It was a very long cab ride. :bag:

Sin was a lot of fun though. :wub: She was so tiny and violent. This is the second time I've been to a strip club with an FBG and ended up making out with a dancer on the smoking patio. :bag: I definitely have the herpes now.

Had a blast though. Thanks for showing me around town GM. :thumbup:
:lmao: How many kids does this one have? How soon can they move to Dallas?
Only two kids with this one. I think I'm just going to move to Portland. :thumbup:

Found her dancer FB page. Not nearly as hot as I remember, the hours of boozing with GM may have impaired my judgment a little. :bag: First name Sin, last name the portland airport code to find her on FB. :oldunsure:
She wasn't THAT bad. I mean, she wasn't the Columbian or the super hot blonde or even the steak eating vegan with bad teeth....but I thought she was better looking than that older cougar stripper who wore a schoolgirl uniform and had a face like Carrot Top. She also liked young Chase. Dude would absolutely smash up here.
Pre-plastic surgery Carrot Top or post? This is important.
Post. Her facial lines when she smiled were deeply cracked and sharp, like a post-surgery Carrot Top. She had a real Joker thing going on. Nice as hell, though.
So you're saying she had a good personality?

 
I'm in a redraft league where we have 1 keeper. It utilizes a draft pick based on a calculation dependent on when he was drafted in the past.

I can either keep Gronk with my 10th round pick or Kaepernick with my 16th pick.

TIA will answer yours
Get a little Shark Pooly in here, bro.

 
UniAlias said:
Disco Stu said:
UniAlias said:
:lmao: :lmao: :bag:

At the airport now, got about 3 hours of very drunken sleep.

I was able to successfully take a cab with my lovely companion Sin to the third club of the evening. I'd like to think the cab home dilemma at 2:30AM was partly due to the guy not speaking english very well. He didnt understand the address I had drunkenly typed down in my phone, so he plugged Jolly Roger into his GPS. Apparently it wasn't the right one though. It was a very long cab ride. :bag:

Sin was a lot of fun though. :wub: She was so tiny and violent. This is the second time I've been to a strip club with an FBG and ended up making out with a dancer on the smoking patio. :bag: I definitely have the herpes now.

Had a blast though. Thanks for showing me around town GM. :thumbup:
:lmao: How many kids does this one have? How soon can they move to Dallas?
Only two kids with this one. I think I'm just going to move to Portland. :thumbup:

Found her dancer FB page. Not nearly as hot as I remember, the hours of boozing with GM may have impaired my judgment a little. :bag: First name Sin, last name the portland airport code to find her on FB. :oldunsure:
She wasn't THAT bad. I mean, she wasn't the Columbian or the super hot blonde or even the steak eating vegan with bad teeth....but I thought she was better looking than that older cougar stripper who wore a schoolgirl uniform and had a face like Carrot Top. She also liked young Chase. Dude would absolutely smash up here.
Pre-plastic surgery Carrot Top or post? This is important.
Post. Her facial lines when she smiled were deeply cracked and sharp, like a post-surgery Carrot Top. She had a real Joker thing going on. Nice as hell, though.
So you're saying she had a good personality?
Totally. But she made Sin look like Cinderella.

 
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UniAlias said:
Disco Stu said:
UniAlias said:
:lmao: :lmao: :bag:

At the airport now, got about 3 hours of very drunken sleep.

I was able to successfully take a cab with my lovely companion Sin to the third club of the evening. I'd like to think the cab home dilemma at 2:30AM was partly due to the guy not speaking english very well. He didnt understand the address I had drunkenly typed down in my phone, so he plugged Jolly Roger into his GPS. Apparently it wasn't the right one though. It was a very long cab ride. :bag:

Sin was a lot of fun though. :wub: She was so tiny and violent. This is the second time I've been to a strip club with an FBG and ended up making out with a dancer on the smoking patio. :bag: I definitely have the herpes now.

Had a blast though. Thanks for showing me around town GM. :thumbup:
:lmao: How many kids does this one have? How soon can they move to Dallas?
Only two kids with this one. I think I'm just going to move to Portland. :thumbup:

Found her dancer FB page. Not nearly as hot as I remember, the hours of boozing with GM may have impaired my judgment a little. :bag: First name Sin, last name the portland airport code to find her on FB. :oldunsure:
She wasn't THAT bad. I mean, she wasn't the Columbian or the super hot blonde or even the steak eating vegan with bad teeth....but I thought she was better looking than that older cougar stripper who wore a schoolgirl uniform and had a face like Carrot Top. She also liked young Chase. Dude would absolutely smash up here.
Pre-plastic surgery Carrot Top or post? This is important.
Post. Her facial lines when she smiled were deeply cracked and sharp, like a post-surgery Carrot Top. She had a real Joker thing going on. Nice as hell, though.
So you're saying she had a good personality?
I think he's saying she liked to use props.

 
Didn't realize until this morning that I have a hickie on my neck. Also my right ear is pretty swollen from where she bit down on it. So violent.. I'm glad I could vent my shame in here. :bag:

Haven't talked to Stu today but I'll get a pick submitted in just a bit.

 
I'm in a redraft league where we have 1 keeper. It utilizes a draft pick based on a calculation dependent on when he was drafted in the past.

I can either keep Gronk with my 10th round pick or Kaepernick with my 16th pick.

TIA will answer yours
QB's are cheap this year. Go Gronk.

 
I'm in a redraft league where we have 1 keeper. It utilizes a draft pick based on a calculation dependent on when he was drafted in the past.

I can either keep Gronk with my 10th round pick or Kaepernick with my 16th pick.

TIA will answer yours
What would the price of Kaepernick be next year? My brother is in a similar styled league. He got Kaepernick off waivers last year which means he costs a last-round (16th) pick this year. It subtracts 2 round per year, so he will cost a 14th next year, a 12th after, etc.
Doesn't matter. Play to win this year imo
:goodposting:

You may end up with a better option than either of those guys for next year's keeper. Assuming you can only start 1 QB I'd keep Gronk. A top three TE is tougher to find than a top 10 QB. Unless he starts the season on the PUP...
I can only keep a guy 2 years and kept Gronk last year, so I am not worrying about next year.

Let's say he does miss the first 6-8 weeks. 10th round for him still good value?

 
I'm in a redraft league where we have 1 keeper. It utilizes a draft pick based on a calculation dependent on when he was drafted in the past.

I can either keep Gronk with my 10th round pick or Kaepernick with my 16th pick.

TIA will answer yours
Get a little Shark Pooly in here, bro.
Maybe you didn't notice the 400 ####ing round fantasy draft going on in here.
Thank Tigerfan for that.

 
I'm in a redraft league where we have 1 keeper. It utilizes a draft pick based on a calculation dependent on when he was drafted in the past.

I can either keep Gronk with my 10th round pick or Kaepernick with my 16th pick.

TIA will answer yours
Get a little Shark Pooly in here, bro.
Maybe you didn't notice the 400 ####ing round fantasy draft going on in here.
Thank Tigerfan for that.
:bowtie:

 
Didn't realize until this morning that I have a hickie on my neck. Also my right ear is pretty swollen from where she bit down on it. So violent.. I'm glad I could vent my shame in here. :bag:

Haven't talked to Stu today but I'll get a pick submitted in just a bit.
I nibbled a stripper's ear in Vegas once. Had to give her a $20 to keep her from having the bouncers toss me.

 
I didn't approve this with Stu first but let's go with Chase Daniels. Has a good strong name.
He plays football and is third in line to the Jack Daniels empire. In the meantime he addresses a need for us with his distended knee to nipple ratio and his butt to taint levelheaded elbow inclination.

 
i dont have any other place to put this so i will put my thoughts in here

a buddy i use to place to hockey with and still see a few times a year. he is in the mid 40's with a wife and 2 kids and has been always a really good guy and pretty straight laced.

anyway he had a compelete melt down via facebook and phone calls to other people and tried to do suicide by cop last night. luckily the cops tasered him and he is in the hospital getting treatment.

i have so many thoughts :

how did i miss his pain and signs

how could a guy that has a pretty good life be that desperate

its amazing on how fast life can change

i know life is tough but how does it get that bad

if he is that bad how many others are that close to the edge of breaking

i guess the bottom line is hug your friends and family and it is never that bad and ask for help
Wow man, that's horrible.

I can't imagine...... Hope he gets the help he needs.
:goodposting:
:goodposting:

I apologize as I don't know whose alias this is but hang in there man. :(

 

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