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I'm in a redraft league where we have 1 keeper. It utilizes a draft pick based on a calculation dependent on when he was drafted in the past.

I can either keep Gronk with my 10th round pick or Kaepernick with my 16th pick.

TIA will answer yours
Get a little Shark Pooly in here, bro.
Maybe you didn't notice the 400 ####ing round fantasy draft going on in here.
:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

Didn't realize until this morning that I have a hickie on my neck. Also my right ear is pretty swollen from where she bit down on it. So violent.. I'm glad I could vent my shame in here. :bag:

Haven't talked to Stu today but I'll get a pick submitted in just a bit.
I nibbled a stripper's ear in Vegas once. Had to give her a $20 to keep her from having the bouncers toss me.
:lmao:

 
Didn't realize until this morning that I have a hickie on my neck. Also my right ear is pretty swollen from where she bit down on it. So violent.. I'm glad I could vent my shame in here. :bag:

Haven't talked to Stu today but I'll get a pick submitted in just a bit.
I nibbled a stripper's ear in Vegas once. Had to give her a $20 to keep her from having the bouncers toss me.
WTF? You didn't appear hideous in your shot video. Were you hiding a deformity of some sort? Like a humpback or babyarm?

 
I'm happy my pic of Mrs. SLB has gone over so well on the facebooks. My original intention was to have the boys standing in front of her smiling but I thought too many people would have missed it. Plus now I have proof in the minds of many that she is a drunk. Like YSR.

Speaking of drunks, since the whiskey ban was lifted at my house last Friday, I decided to take a trip to the local warehouse club at lunch to pick up a few bottles of JD. One bottle of 1.75 ml of JD is $35.99 then I noticed that a 1.75 ml of Old Crow was $11.29. I pulled out my scientific calculator and plugged in a few antilogarithms and discovered I could get THREE bottle of Old Crow for the same price as ONE bottle of Jack. I've never had Old Crow, can you drink it neat or do you have to mix it with hookers to make it palatable?

 
I'm happy my pic of Mrs. SLB has gone over so well on the facebooks. My original intention was to have the boys standing in front of her smiling but I thought too many people would have missed it. Plus now I have proof in the minds of many that she is a drunk. Like YSR.

Speaking of drunks, since the whiskey ban was lifted at my house last Friday, I decided to take a trip to the local warehouse club at lunch to pick up a few bottles of JD. One bottle of 1.75 ml of JD is $35.99 then I noticed that a 1.75 ml of Old Crow was $11.29. I pulled out my scientific calculator and plugged in a few antilogarithms and discovered I could get THREE bottle of Old Crow for the same price as ONE bottle of Jack. I've never had Old Crow, can you drink it neat or do you have to mix it with hookers to make it palatable?
:lmao:

I wrote several drafts and ultimately decided that I didn't need to comment on that post.

 
I'm happy my pic of Mrs. SLB has gone over so well on the facebooks. My original intention was to have the boys standing in front of her smiling but I thought too many people would have missed it. Plus now I have proof in the minds of many that she is a drunk. Like YSR.

Speaking of drunks, since the whiskey ban was lifted at my house last Friday, I decided to take a trip to the local warehouse club at lunch to pick up a few bottles of JD. One bottle of 1.75 ml of JD is $35.99 then I noticed that a 1.75 ml of Old Crow was $11.29. I pulled out my scientific calculator and plugged in a few antilogarithms and discovered I could get THREE bottle of Old Crow for the same price as ONE bottle of Jack. I've never had Old Crow, can you drink it neat or do you have to mix it with hookers to make it palatable?
:lmao:

I wrote several drafts and ultimately decided that I didn't need to comment on that post.
Should we talk about your boobs for a while?

 
I'm happy my pic of Mrs. SLB has gone over so well on the facebooks. My original intention was to have the boys standing in front of her smiling but I thought too many people would have missed it. Plus now I have proof in the minds of many that she is a drunk. Like YSR.

Speaking of drunks, since the whiskey ban was lifted at my house last Friday, I decided to take a trip to the local warehouse club at lunch to pick up a few bottles of JD. One bottle of 1.75 ml of JD is $35.99 then I noticed that a 1.75 ml of Old Crow was $11.29. I pulled out my scientific calculator and plugged in a few antilogarithms and discovered I could get THREE bottle of Old Crow for the same price as ONE bottle of Jack. I've never had Old Crow, can you drink it neat or do you have to mix it with hookers to make it palatable?
:lmao:

I wrote several drafts and ultimately decided that I didn't need to comment on that post.
Should we talk about your boobs for a while?
I've noticed we've been blocked from seeing pictures of pink pants. :hot:

 
I'm happy my pic of Mrs. SLB has gone over so well on the facebooks. My original intention was to have the boys standing in front of her smiling but I thought too many people would have missed it. Plus now I have proof in the minds of many that she is a drunk. Like YSR.

Speaking of drunks, since the whiskey ban was lifted at my house last Friday, I decided to take a trip to the local warehouse club at lunch to pick up a few bottles of JD. One bottle of 1.75 ml of JD is $35.99 then I noticed that a 1.75 ml of Old Crow was $11.29. I pulled out my scientific calculator and plugged in a few antilogarithms and discovered I could get THREE bottle of Old Crow for the same price as ONE bottle of Jack. I've never had Old Crow, can you drink it neat or do you have to mix it with hookers to make it palatable?
Old Crow is a little darker than what most drink these days. It's also harsher. If you like whiskey & coke, buy the Crow. I've done Old Crow neat when I was stealing it from my dad in 1977, but I wouldn't recommend it to any but the hardiest. Of course, I wouldn't recommend drinking Jack straight these days either.

 
I would pay good money to just be one of Krista's cats. They have the mother####ing good life.
I would, too.
I would pay good money to just be one of Krista's cats. They have the mother####ing good life.
I would, too.
Have you gotten the extra long spatula that lets you turn food on the stove from the PITLR? I think I left a couple of extensions in the closet under the steps if you can't reach.

 
Awesome. I was watching that with the music on while Spotify played "We didn't start the fire" by Billy Joel. Was an unusual combination.

Old Crow.....now there's a name I haven't heard in a loooooonnnng time.

You could probably mix it with Pappy Van Winkle to make it more palpable.
:lmao:

I should have bought a bottle just to see the quality. That's a lot of drunk for eleven bucks.
It's not bad. I mean, it includes alcohol so how bad can it be?

 
Old Crow.....now there's a name I haven't heard in a loooooonnnng time.

You could probably mix it with Pappy Van Winkle to make it more palpable.
:lmao: I should have bought a bottle just to see the quality. That's a lot of drunk for eleven bucks.
Not exactly a sipping bourbon, but mix it with coke or ginger ale and you'll be thriftily hammered before you know it. :thumbup:
That's gotta have a miserable hangover associated with it.

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The $22 isn't worth the hangover
:hifive:

 
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I'ma go with Abe (notice how I didn't quote/quote/quote/quote him this time?) on this one. IF you want to get drunk and if you're not trying to impress, go cheap. After the first three or four and after your insides are cauterized, it's not so bad.

 
ib,

the idiot box looks good on the corner. one of these trips to NC, we gotta meet!
Are you here now? When were you here?
i was there over the 4th of july. probably come back in the late fall early winter. the best part, was it my wife that noticed it. "isnt that your friend's place? you know, the guy you've never met"
Haha. Sold it awhile ago, so the answer is technically "No" but that's funny.

 
The real joke is that they are able to charge 3x as much for Jack, which is not really any better than Old Crow. Marketing!

 
I'm happy my pic of Mrs. SLB has gone over so well on the facebooks. My original intention was to have the boys standing in front of her smiling but I thought too many people would have missed it. Plus now I have proof in the minds of many that she is a drunk. Like YSR.

Speaking of drunks, since the whiskey ban was lifted at my house last Friday, I decided to take a trip to the local warehouse club at lunch to pick up a few bottles of JD. One bottle of 1.75 ml of JD is $35.99 then I noticed that a 1.75 ml of Old Crow was $11.29. I pulled out my scientific calculator and plugged in a few antilogarithms and discovered I could get THREE bottle of Old Crow for the same price as ONE bottle of Jack. I've never had Old Crow, can you drink it neat or do you have to mix it with hookers to make it palatable?
Faulkner drank it to his grave. Swore by the stuff as the very best spirits for Southern gentlemen. So it be ok for Midwestern mobsters.

 
i dont have any other place to put this so i will put my thoughts in here

a buddy i use to place to hockey with and still see a few times a year. he is in the mid 40's with a wife and 2 kids and has been always a really good guy and pretty straight laced.

anyway he had a compelete melt down via facebook and phone calls to other people and tried to do suicide by cop last night. luckily the cops tasered him and he is in the hospital getting treatment.

i have so many thoughts :

how did i miss his pain and signs

how could a guy that has a pretty good life be that desperate

its amazing on how fast life can change

i know life is tough but how does it get that bad

if he is that bad how many others are that close to the edge of breaking

i guess the bottom line is hug your friends and family and it is never that bad and ask for help
Wow man, that's horrible.

I can't imagine...... Hope he gets the help he needs.
:goodposting:
:goodposting:

I apologize as I don't know whose alias this is but hang in there man. :(
my money is on St Louis Bob

 
The real joke is that they are able to charge 3x as much for Jack, which is not really any better than Old Crow. Marketing!
In my speech to the San Antonio Kiwanis club a couple months ago I actually pointed out - in the context of online marketing and reputations - that Makers Mark got killed a year or so ago for trying to reduce their alcohol content. Two days later they changed course and left it with the original strength. Jack Daniels did the exact same thing a decade ago and because social medial wasn't as big of a deal, no one noticed.

Also, my Facebook feed includes a friend from high school who never ever smoked weed. But now he is a big time disc golf guy. He has a side company designing Dolf courses and his kid (who is 10) won the Dolf World Championships for his age group or something last month. Pretty much every post is something about dilf. My question is this: is it possible he actually plays the "sport" that often without smoking weed?

 
mr. furley said:
Aaron Rudnicki said:
mr. furley said:
Rude>>> great seeing you on saturday at the Taste :thumbup:
:banned:
see you next August, gb
HTF did I miss both of you guys??
heard rumor you were there from TT, i think. anytime i saw anyone they'd head the other direction. figured you were one of those :mellow:
Any of you nerds hitting up Great Lakes Brewfest next month?
out

but there's always the Taste next year. you really ought to attend.

 
outbut there's always the Taste next year. you really ought to attend.
:shrug: Maybe. It always seems to fall on a weekend when someone I know gets married. The worst was last year, when the reception was across the lake at the Monona Terrace. I stared out the window at the masses drinking good beer while I sipped on warm Bud Light.

 
I'm going through Pickles withdrawal. :kicksrock:
:goodposting:

I also forgot to mention, on my walk yesterday, there was this smoking hot blond/dark hair combo gal in the back yard. Just beautiful and built. Problem was I couldn't tell if she was 17 or 23. They just got a new puppy about 6 months ago and she was in the backyard with it. This house backs up to a really busy street and it was rush hour. Oh did I mention she was doing the hula hoop? Well she wasn't exactly until she saw me. Then she gives me this wry smile and starts with the hips. Great googly moogly. I smile and then look away for a moment but my eyes listen to my #### and quickly look back. She then gets the hula hoop up around her neck. I must have about tripped on my tongue because she started laughing a little and waved to me. I'm really in the mood to crush a bunch of strange to improve my ego.
I really could have used Google glass here I guess.

 
I'm happy my pic of Mrs. SLB has gone over so well on the facebooks. My original intention was to have the boys standing in front of her smiling but I thought too many people would have missed it. Plus now I have proof in the minds of many that she is a drunk. Like YSR.

Speaking of drunks, since the whiskey ban was lifted at my house last Friday, I decided to take a trip to the local warehouse club at lunch to pick up a few bottles of JD. One bottle of 1.75 ml of JD is $35.99 then I noticed that a 1.75 ml of Old Crow was $11.29. I pulled out my scientific calculator and plugged in a few antilogarithms and discovered I could get THREE bottle of Old Crow for the same price as ONE bottle of Jack. I've never had Old Crow, can you drink it neat or do you have to mix it with hookers to make it palatable?
Faulkner drank it to his grave. Swore by the stuff as the very best spirits for Southern gentlemen. So it be ok for Midwestern mobsters.
I said I was going to try a bottle. :shrug:

 
The real joke is that they are able to charge 3x as much for Jack, which is not really any better than Old Crow. Marketing!
Also, my Facebook feed includes a friend from high school who never ever smoked weed. But now he is a big time disc golf guy. He has a side company designing Dolf courses and his kid (who is 10) won the Dolf World Championships for his age group or something last month. Pretty much every post is something about dilf. My question is this: is it possible he actually plays the "sport" that often without smoking weed?
1. Nobody calls it "Dolf".

2. I seriously doubt anybody could make anything close to a living designing disc golf courses. Most courses are paid for a designed by the people that will end up playing them. Local money, local input.

3. Very possible that doesn't smoke weed. I haven't had any hippy lettuce in about 20 years. Sure there is a large percentage of disc golfers that smoke weed but there are plenty that don't.

 
I'll always call it Frolf.

Disc golf sounds dumb.
:shrug: It's better than Frolf or Dorf or whatever. And you can't call it Frisbee golf since you really don't use a Frisbee (even though Wham-O does make some disc golf discs...they're pretty crappy.).

I guess it's just like water polo or roller hockey. You have to call it something.

 

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